I watched the short video of Genshin Impact and the character broke his defense.

in video. in the screen.

The first thing that catches the eyes of all sand sculpture friends is——!!!

A low-quality online game interface that they are very familiar with!!!

A male pioneer!!!

There is a pair of wild and cool flame wings on the back!!!

He is holding a cool and powerful flaming sword in his hand!!!

There is even a very eye-catching red prompt below——

【Log in to receive the +13 Dragon-Slaying Sword and the best equipment!!! 】

And next to the pioneers, there are big golden characters!!!

【If you are a brother, come and test the black tower!!!】

【Let’s be the king of trash pickers together!!! ]

Above this sentence, there is a huge 1ogo!!!

It says——

【Really Honkai Impact: Star Dome Railway!!! 】

The following reads:

【Start the game!!! 】

Then I heard Lin Yi’s voice.——

"Welcome to Honkai Impact: Star Rail!!!

Please choose your starting identity!!!"

As soon as this sentence was finished, the picture changed, and three character choices immediately appeared - namely - a short and beautiful girl playing mahjong.

The following description is——

【996 Elite!!! 】

Then there is a girl whose neck is looking at 90 degrees, with a very hideous and terrifying expression - a beautiful girl from the fox tribe!!!

The description below is——

【A master of turning people around!!! 】

The last one is holding a spear in one hand and accompanied by red maple leaves-

Dan Heng!!!

The description below is——

【The Dragon King is reincarnated!!! 】

Then Dan Heng’s voice sounded on the screen——

"996 Elite? ? ?

At first glance, he looks like a hard-working guy...

How dare he play mahjong at work? ? ?

And this neck-turning expert...

You can tell he's a villain at a glance...

I don't want to be a villain destined to be defeated by the protagonist!!!

Both of these are unreliable...

Sure enough... only this Dragon King reincarnation is left...

Then I will decisively choose the Dragon King reincarnation!!!"

In the chat group.

The group members were amused.

Except Tingyun

【Tingyun: How long will it take for the little girl to see this picture and stop having nightmares? ? ?】

【Tingyun: Recently, the little girl just needs to close her eyes……】

【Tingyun: I can’t help but think of this picture in my mind……】

【Lin Yi: Don’t be afraid!!!】

【Lin Yi: You just underestimated……】

【Lin Yi: My suggestion is that you put this pattern on all your homes.……】

【Lin Yi: You will gradually get used to it!!!】

【Huo Huo: Isn’t this more scary?………】

【Stop the cloud:……】

【Tingyun: That little girl should think of other ways……】

【Tingyun: 343 Just go find Mr. Bai Lu and prescribe some medicine.……】

【Bai Lu: You have a heart problem……】

【Bai Lu: It’s not just about taking medicine……】

【Bai Lu: I still need psychological treatment!!!】

【Qingque: This picture slanders me!!!】

【Qingque: I am not some 996 elite!!!】

【Qingque: Whoever asks me to be 996, I will curse 996 for the rest of my life!!!】

【Xing: Wouldn't it be better if you just curse him 007 in one step? ? ?】

【Star: By the way……】

【Xing: This Qiong brother’s equipment is so earthy.……】

【Xing: If it were me, I would choose to change it to white wings!!!】

【Star: Another white baseball bat!!!】

【Lin Yi: Just live your whole life with a baseball bat.】

【Xing: Yes, yes!!!】

【Funina: Where did you find this stick? ? ?】

【Heita: Do I still need to ask? ? ?】

【Black Tower: Of course it is one of the rare objects in my collection】

【Heita: Come to think of it, I haven’t even bothered with this guy asking for money.……】

【Black Tower: Used the things I collected as weapons……】

【Heita: If you don’t come and test me hard,】

【Dark Tower: A simulated universe? ? ?】

【March 7: So……】

【March 7: It is really necessary to talk about this topic every time……】

【March 7: Did you break the sentence intentionally? ? ?】

【Heita: I think it’s quite fun】

【Xing: I think it’s quite fun】

【Lin Yi: I think it’s funny】

【March 7:……】

【March 7: Let’s talk about Dan Heng】

【Dan Heng: Nothing to talk about】

【Dan Heng: I went to the Train Think Tank to sort out the files.】

【Lin Yi: So shy】

【Dan Heng:……】 in video.

As this Danheng chose the identity of the reincarnation of the Dragon King, the scene changed again.

This time, three choices were given, one was Blue Star.

I can see that there are many dragons in the world!

Then a Lin Xin carried a long sword... and chopped them all... followed by Xianzhou Luofu.

You can see a Jing Yuanyuan driving a tricycle, and there are also a Fu Xuanxuan and a Jingliu on the car...

Next to him, there is a Lin Xin kneeling on one knee, presenting a pair of rings to Fu Xuanxuan and Jingliu...

Finally, there is Fontainebleau, the kingdom of water.

You can see a Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun being escorted to Merlot Petersburg by several Meluxins.

There was a silly Fufu next to him laughing with Lin Xin...

Then Lin Xin's voice rang again:

"Please select your place of birth!!!"

Dan Heng chose Xianzhou Luofu without hesitation.——

"Then I must choose Xianzhou Luofu...

I want to replace Jing Yuanyuan and become the Dragon General of Xianzhou Luofu!!!"

The group of friends almost died laughing when they saw this.

There are surprisingly many elements in this picture!!!

【Lin Yi: Jing Yuanyuan……】

【Lin Yi: Sure enough, you still can’t forget your little three-wheeler……】

【Jingyuan: Where where?……】

【Jingyuan: Don’t you still want to forget my master? ? ?】

【Fu Xuan: Why is it still about me? ? ?】

【Lin Yi: Don’t be afraid!!!】

【Lin Yi: Whether it’s you Fu Xuanxuan or her Jing Liuliu……】

【Lin Yi: I feel the same... love!!!】

【Star: overlapping words~~~Disgusting~~~】

【Xi'er: Where is this blue star? ? ?】

【Lin Yi: It’s my food factory】

【Lin Yi: Let me tell you……】

【Lin Yi: Back then I was on Canglan Star, carrying a sword.……】

【Lin Yi: Kill all the dragons invincible!!!】

【Lin Yi: I was given the nickname - The Invincible Tai Swordsman!!!】

【Lin Yi: The water dragon and rock dragon died in my hands……】

【Lin Yi: I made them all black, hard, thick and long……】

【Lin Yi: Delicious big sausage!!!】

【Lin Yi: I’ll give you a taste of my big sausage when you have time.】

【Zhongli:……】

【Navelle:……】

【Paimon: Okay, okay!!!】

【Paimon: I want to eat!!!】

【March 7: I want to eat too!!!】

【Xiangling: I want to try it too!!!】

【Navia: Me too……】

【Shen He: I want to eat it now……】

【Funina: Is it really delicious? ? ?】

【Funina: Bring me a piece of water dragon!!!】

【Villette:? ? ?】

【Xier: Give us some too!!!】

【Hook: Brother Lin Xin, Hook wants to eat too!!!】

【Clara: Clara too……(??)】

【Bai Lu: Eating dragons... It always feels weird to me, a vidyadhara,……】

【Star: So if the Vidyadharas eat these dragon meats, is it equivalent to people eating human flesh? ? ?】

【Bai Lu: Good question!!!】

【Bai Lu: Don’t ask next time!!!】

【Bai Lu: No matter how delicious it is, I won’t eat it!!!】

【March 7: Indeed……】

【Ke Qing: After all, Master Bailu looks like a young dragon.……】

【True Lord Liuyun Borrows the Wind: Put aside the topic of eating dragons……】

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: Why was I arrested again? ? ?】

【Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun: There are also Water God and Lin Yi laughing next to them!!!】

【Lin Yi: According to Fontaine law……】

【Lin Yi: Chickens are not allowed to chat. 】(To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

【True Lord Liuyun Borrows the Wind: Presumptuous!!! Which chicken!!!】

【Xing: This short video also has linkage, right? ? ? 】

In the video.

As Dan Heng finished choosing his identity and place of birth.

Soon we entered the main mission.

On the streets of Xianzhou Luofu, what caught the eyes of the group of friends was a scene of a confrontation between two armies!!!

On one side are the star core hunters led by Kafka!!!

The members are Blade, Silver Wolf, and Sam. On one side is an army of Qiuqiu people led by the youngest Xiaowei Yanqing of the Yunqi Army - a Lin Yi continues to act as the narrator

——

"main mission——[]

Star date 114514 -

Star core hunters attack Xianzhou Luofu -

Xianzhou Luofu is in danger - you need to protect Xianzhou Luofu as the son-in-law of Xianzhou Luofu - go, young man, to complete your mission!!!"

In the picture,

I only saw Kafka pulling out his knife and defeating the entire Qiu people army with just one blow!!! Seeing that the cannon fodder was cleared away, Yanqing was not angry but happy!!!

"good!!!

Kafka's ultimate move is now on CD!!!

The entire star core hunter has become the last straw!!!

All officers and men obey orders!!!"

The surrounding Yunqi Army officers immediately shouted:

"exist!!!"

The six flying swords behind Yan Qing slowly rose up.

He pulled out one of them and pointed it at the Star Core Hunter.

"Come with me and take down the thief!!!"

"Yes!!!"

However, the star core hunter was not panic at all!!!

I saw Kafka shouting:

"Aren……"

The blade said"hmm" and then immediately took out one -

Lin Yi's doll!!!

Then he pressed the switch on the head of Lin Yi's doll!!! moment!!!

Lin Yi's head was launched!!!

"Dissipate with your father and me!!!"

"boom!!!!"

In a violent explosion, the Yunqi Army was blown up here and there!!!

At this moment!!!

At this critical moment!!!

Dan Heng appeared!!!

"That's it? ? ?"

I saw the spear in Dan Heng's hand turning into a green dragon!!!

"As the reincarnation of the Dragon King, I can't handle it easily!!!"

However, the scene changed again!!!

The spear in Dan Heng's hand!!! turned into a mop!!!

His clothes also changed into a waiter!!!

And the scene also changed from Xianzhou The street of Louvre - turned into Navilette's office in an instant!!!

At this moment!!!

"Clothes!!!"

A handsome man with blond hair kicked

Dan Heng several dozen meters away with a flying kick!!!

After landing, the blond man pointed at Dan Heng and immediately accused him——

"Son-in-law!!!

Who allowed you to stop mopping the floor!!!

Do you want to sleep in a pig pen again?!!"

Dan Heng looked confused!!!

What's going on!!!"

"What? ?!!

I am the reincarnation of the Dragon King... why am I mopping the floor here!!!"

However, before Dan Heng could figure out the situation, a star appeared directly with a March Seven!!!

Then the star slapped Dan Heng on the face, causing Dan Heng to spin, jump and close. Eyes, five and a half weeks!!!

"I see you are really deaf (dragon)!!!!

Did you buy the Danfeng-sama’s peripherals I asked you to buy?!!"

Dan Heng sat down on the ground, covering his face, even more confused!!!

"What around Fontaine? ? ?

I do not know how? ? ?"

Under the disgusted expression on March 7th,

Xing covered his face in pain and helplessness.……

"How could I marry such a loser like you!!!"

As soon as these words came out!!!

It immediately aroused widespread attention from the friends in the group!!!

【March 7: Huh? ? ?】

【Star: Huh? ? ?】

【Himeko: Ah this……】

【Xing: Why is Uncle Yang surprised? ? ? ]

Walter Young was surprised.

But what surprised him was not that Xingxing married Dan Heng...

What surprised him was……

【Walter Young:……】

【Walter Young: Who is this blond man? ? ?】

【Su Shang: Huh? ? ?】

【Su Shang: Isn’t this a Rakshasa? ? ?】

【Rakshasa: It’s me】

【Rakshasa: It seems that I will eventually become the target of short video pranks】

【Walter Young: Rakshasa? ? ?】

【Rakshasa: What's the matter, Mr. Walter? ? ?】

【Walter Young: No.……】

【Walter Young:……】

【Pam: Huh……】

【Pam: This Rakshasa……】

【Pam: It seems very much like a passenger on our Star Dome Train!!!】

【Himeko: It’s true……】

【Himeko: Isn’t this the one who boarded the train with Walter?……】

【Walter Young:...He looked like this on purpose……】

【Rakshasa: It seems that my appearance seems to have touched some of Mr. Walter’s memories? ? ?】

【Walter Young: I should have thought of that】

【Walter Young: It’s like there are Silver Wolf, Jizi, Bronya, and Seele in your universe……】

【Walter Young: Then there is a person who looks exactly like him……】

【Walter Young: It’s absolutely possible……】

【Walter Young: Especially in this video……】

【Walter Young: The sense of déjà vu will be even stronger for me……】

【Rakshasa: Then I feel extremely sorry.】

【Rakshasa: I'm pretty sure I didn't mean to have this face on purpose.】

【Rakshasa: It seems that I should keep a certain distance from Mr. Walter】

【Rakshasa: This is to ensure that Mr. Walter causes some unnecessary misunderstandings about me.】

【Walter Young:...That doesn’t have to be the case.……】

【Walter Young: But I have to admit……】

【Walter Young: This face will indeed have a certain visual impact and psychological suggestion on me……】

【Walter Young: Implying that the owner of my face must have some ulterior secret behind it……】

【Rakshasa:……】

【Rakshasa: I'm just an outsider.】

【Lin Yi: Having said that,……】

【Lin Yi: Why do you use my doll as a weapon? ? ?】

【Lin Yi: And you want to shoot my hair out? ? ?】

【Xier: He even copied my lines……】

【Xing: Isn’t this whole life complete? ? ?】

【Ying: Why does Xianzhou let Qiuqiu people go to the battlefield? ? ?】

【Lin Yi: What? ? ?】

【Lin Yi: Discriminating against Qiuqiu people? ? ?】

【Ying: I don’t even discriminate against Paimon, how could I discriminate against the Qiuqiu people? ? ?】

【Paimon: Hey!!!】

【Xing: I still think it would be more explosive if I married Dan Heng.……】

【Dan Heng:……】

【Xing: But Dan Heng, please give up!!!】

【Star: I am the woman you will never get!!!】

【Dan Heng: If it doesn’t work, just take a few more steps……】

【Dan Heng: This place is quite close to Dandingsi.……】