I, Who Had Been Sleeping For Thousands Of Years, Was Exposed By The Live Broadcast!

By now.

Even a fool can see the problem!

Mr. Ye Tian, ​​it's not like he can't hit the target at all.

He just missed it on purpose!

Poor director.

I was tricked by the old man!

The audience in the live broadcast room began to mock the director on the barrage.

"Damn it, I'm laughing so hard!"

"You are still older than you are old. The longest path a director has taken is the old man's routine."

"The director felt that he was on the third floor, but the old man was already standing on the tenth floor."

"Hahaha!"

"The director is so miserable this time!"

"This is the real old fox!"

"Tsk, tsk, I feel sorry for the director. It's enough to be heartbroken when you meet a slut, but the old man is like this too."

"Nonsense, how did you survive as a human being for more than a hundred years!"

"…………"

Although it is a taunt.

But everyone is actually more interested in watching the fun.

Because this thing is so interesting.

Stay here leisurely.

React to what happened.

Sao Zhu and Xu Bao were laughing so hard.

Even Dai Xiaomei and Zhixun couldn't laugh or cry.

No one expected it.

This ancestor of Ye Tian actually still has this thought.

"I'm tired. Let's take a rest."

Ye Tian smiled and said,

"Oh, the pork ribs, fungus and roasted yuba, tsk tsk, the yuba and pork ribs are amazing!"

The naughty pig looked at the camera proudly.

obviously.

He was mocking the show crew.

Two collars remain.

Xu Bao brought it over,

I made two random attempts and it failed.

"It turns out that I should still be an anchor."

Xu Bao laughed at himself: "Not everyone can do what the old man is capable of."

his words,

It was recognized by everyone.

Indeed.

If nothing else,

It is said that he was able to hit so many ingredients in a row while blindfolded, and he also deliberately avoided the hoof, making the director mistakenly think that he could not hit it.

This is a powerful skill!

……………………

The ingredients have been obtained.

Next, of course, it’s time to cook.

Saozhu smiled and said to Ye Tian: "Old man, I will show you my skills today."

"good."

Ye Tian nodded.

He was also looking forward to seeing what this big fat guy's cooking skills were like.

"It's just the five of us tonight. I'll fry some meat, some eggs, and some yuba."

Sao Zhu said while cleaning up the stove.

"Come on, Dumb, let's go pick some spring onions."

Xu Bao said to Dai Xiaomei.

"And lettuce."

Saozhu quickly gave them instructions.

And Ye Tian.

Just sit there and watch them go about their business.

"Old man, let me make you fried pork slices."

After cleaning the pork carefully, Sao Zhu said to Ye Tian while cutting the meat.

"Haha, okay, I haven't eaten this for a long time. The last time I ate it was in Hangzhou. A junior made me a meal of fried pork slices. That guy is a teacher, and he is very good at speaking..."

Ye Tian recalled the meal he had more than 20 years ago and said with a smile.

"real or fake?"

Sao Zhu was startled for a moment, and then he laughed: "That's not easy. After so many years, your junior is probably quite old."

"Well, his family background is not good, and the child is ugly, and I don't know if he has found a wife. He was very fond of computers at that time, and he always told me all kinds of nonsense, and I couldn't understand it."

Ye Tian curled his lips, thinking of the large amount of money that the little guy cheated away, and sighed.

"What's wrong, ancestor?"

Zhixun asked with some confusion.

"It's okay, I just remembered that guy still owes me money."

Ye Tian smiled casually.

Everyone was speechless.

I thought to myself that just over 20 years ago, even if you lent money to others, you could borrow as much as you wanted.

Eighteen hundred dollars is enough!

certainly.

They certainly won't say anything.

After all, this is the old man reminiscing about the past.

On the barrage in the live broadcast room, the audience also recalled the past events of the 1990s.

"I remember that in the 1990s, I had never heard of the word computer."

"Isn't it?"

"No one knows. It seems that few people in the country play computers."

"Normally, in 1992, no one bought the stock subscription certificates."

"Haha, I know. Later, the price of a set of thirty yuan increased to tens of thousands."

“There were so many opportunities at that time.”

"Well, it's definitely on the cusp of the storm!"

"In the last age of innocence, even a pig can be blown away!"

"The old man, that junior from Hangzhou, is probably a college student."

"Didn't you say so, teacher?"

………………

A group of people were discussing there.

Stay here leisurely.

Sao Zhu and others were seriously preparing dinner.

Seeing their busy figures, Ye Tian felt a sense of peace in his heart for no reason.

It had been a long time since he had enjoyed such a day full of fireworks.

soon.

All dishes are ready.

"Get off the pot!"

With the shout of Sao Zhu.

The first dinner at Youranju finally started.

Fried meat with lettuce!

Scrambled eggs with green onions!

Grilled yuba with vegetables!

Three plates of food were placed on the table.

Serve with freshly steamed rice.

this moment.

All the viewers realized.

It turns out that this is the best life!

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