I Will Die If I Don’t Give Birth To The Male Lead!

Downstairs, the security guard and Teacher Wu watched in horror as large swaths of birds flew over in the darkness.

What's wrong? Is there an earthquake?

However, in the next second, these birds all fell on a few people, spread their wings, while pecking the hair on the top of their heads, while tilting their tails, rubbed their cloacas down.

Teacher Wu, who teaches biology: "...!"

What a fuck, what a fuck!

This is the action when the male bird asks the female to mate.

She crumbled and waved her hands, trying to get rid of the messy birds that fell on her, but there were too many birds, and one flew over three. She asked the security for help, but no one paid any attention.

Looking back, the two big men were blushing, as if they didn't feel the birds rushing madly, they approached each other a little bit...

What did she see? !

Are these two security guards actually a pair? !

Oh my god!

She actually saw a living gay!

The two security guards stared at each other closely, panting a little closer to each other.

Ah, they never felt that the other party was so charming.

Look at that messy beard, how manly;

Look at the greasy skin with large pores and acne, exuding strong male hormones;

And the fat belly, so charming and sexy, when running, it will dangle up and down...

They even feel that they have finally found a man who wants to last a lifetime!

At the moment when the two of them were about to go up in person, Teacher Wu burst out with a scream of horror, finally awakening their sanity.

Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!

What happened just now? !

He actually wanted to kiss this fat man (a wretched man with acne marks)!

The two hurriedly separated, followed Teacher Wu's sight, and his scalp exploded in an instant.

A large swarm of dense insects rushed towards them, crawling on the ground, flying in the sky, everywhere.

Teacher Wu is a woman, and there is no such thing as a woman who is not afraid of centipedes and cockroaches.

She couldn't help it anymore, what kind of party Lu Ranran taught the head principal to be a fart in front of the hordes of bugs!

She rushed towards her apartment.

He ran back to the house in one breath, locked the door, and looked back to see that the dog he had kept in the apartment was a young male Teddy, who had not had time to be sterilized and was standing not far away looking at him .

She sighed in relief, sat down on the sofa, hugged the dog in her arms, kissed, and said, "Haohao, do you miss your mother?"

Teddy barked several times, spread his legs apart, rubbed her back and forth, doing a hip-lifting motion.

Teacher Wu felt something wrong, and he picked up his son and saw that between the two dog legs, next to the egg, a red thing was greeting her.

Then, a jet of white liquid sprayed out directly on her body.

Professor Wu:"……"

I **** his ancestor for the eighteenth generation!

Tomorrow my old lady will take this beast to be sterilized!

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In the bathroom outside the broadcast room, Ji Zeyang's action of closing the door stopped, his dark pupils staring at the stunned girl.

Lu Ranran was inexplicably weakened by him, and quickly threw the empty bottle in his hand into the trash can, and said, "Are you all right? Okay, let's hurry up..."

The voice became deeper and deeper, and finally disappeared between his lips.

As if he didn't hear a glance, he released the doorknob, and walked towards her slowly but firmly.

Looking at her from start to finish, his sight was not an instant.

Lu Ranran backed up, he approached, she backed up, he approached again...

Until she couldn't retreat, her back pressed against the cold wall.

Ji Zeyang raised his hand to support the walls on both sides, trapping the person between his arms.

There was a dark flame burning in the dark pupils, and the tongue of fire stuck out, licking her skin little by little.

Lu Ranran felt that he was stripping his clothes with his eyes.

"My day!"

Lu Ranran frantically complained in his heart, "This perfume has a great effect, it's not at the same level as the flames of desire, Ji Zeyang can't help it."

When he was eager for thirty minutes, this person was so calm that he couldn't see any reaction at all.

001 has a guilty conscience. It stands to reason that the effect of perfume is the same as that of "burning one's body".

But no one has used it before, maybe the manual is wrong.

This is not important at all, the important thing is: "Lie down! Lu Ranran duck! Toilet play! Whether the male protagonist can be born or not depends on now."

Lu Ranran: "..."

Give birth to your sister, she is still in the second year of high school!

A teenager, or a man, stared at the girl in his arms, his chest was slow, but the bullying was extremely large.

The hot breath fell on her face, and then slowly moved down with the owner, and finally fell on her neck, stopped moving.

Lu Ranran got goose bumps on her body.

She didn't look down at what he looked like now, she didn't even have to look at what it was like.

For the first time, the calm and almost indifferent teenager exuded such a strong pressure. It was a male aggression factor that has been lurking in the male biological bloodline genes for trillions of years.

Just when she thought he was going to kiss him, he paused abruptly, said "sorry" in a hurry, turned and left without warning, strode into the room, slammed the door, and then fell. The sound of the lock.

Lu Ranran hurried to wash his hands under the faucet.

001 screamed in her throat: "Ah ah ah ah ah Lu Ranran, you stupid! Why didn't you push him down! Why!!!"

Lu Ranran sneered.

If Ji Zeyang really came down just now, she wouldn't mind giving him a lesson that she will never forget.

After carefully scrubbing with hand sanitizer five or six times, to make sure that he could not smell anything, Lu Ranran stopped.

She listened attentively, the bathroom was extremely quiet, she couldn't hear any sound, and she didn't know if he was in it.

After a long time, there was a splash of water inside.

The door was reopened.

Ji Zeyang glanced at Lu Ranran, his eyes were complicated.

He moved his lips without saying anything, turned on the faucet to wash his hands, and used hand sanitizer.

Lu Ranran: "..."

It's really hard not to think too much.

Lu Ranran told him that there were no security guards downstairs. Ji Zeyang glanced at her, nodded, and didn't ask anything.

The two went downstairs and the party just ended.

The campus of No. 1 Middle School is too big, and the broadcasting room and the conference venue are at two opposite corners. The birds and bugs over there did not affect the next party.

Ji Zeyang called Lu Zhengyu and Peng Lan and said to wait for them at the school gate and go home together.

The two stood at the gate, far apart, like two people who didn't know each other.

The classmates passed by the two of them. Seeing Ji Zeyang's cold face, Lu Ranran was not very enthusiastic, and no one dared to go up and say hello.

Peng Lan and Lu Zhengyu were chatting with the other parents. Those who can afford Le Shui No. 1 Middle School are rich people. Many rich people are human beings. The strange things at the party today can be guessed. Guess it roughly.

Someone vaguely boasted: "Lao Lu, your child is terrible. It's a big deal."

Lu Zhengyu couldn't laugh or cry. He hadn't seen his daughter yet, and asked what was going on.

As he was talking, Peng Lan's surprised voice came, "Husband, Ran Ran."

Saying that he let go of Lu Zhengyu's hand and walked quickly towards his daughter.

Lu Ranran raised his head when he heard the sound.

Peng Lan: "Where did you two go? Mother is anxious to death."

Lu Ranran: "The party is boring, I ran for fun."

Peng Lan saw her daughter take off her shirt and hugged her chest, there was obviously something wrapped in her clothes.

She didn't ask any more.

Lu Zhengyu and a group of parents with children came over, and everyone praised Lu Ranran and left with their children.

Lu Ranran also got on the car with his parents.

Ji Zeyang himself sat in the front passenger seat, and the Lu family of three sat in the back.

When he got into the car, Lu Ranran threw his clothes away, took out the contents and looked at it with delight, it was a brand new suona.

Peng Lan: "..."

Sure enough, the daughter was making trouble.

Lu Zhengyu asked: "What's wrong? Didn't you say that you will sing "Invisible Wings"? Zeyang, what's the matter?"

Ji Zeyang: "Lin Jingshu, the girl who played the piano, broke Ran Ran's wings."

When Lu Zhengyu and Peng Lan heard this, they were both furious. Why is this girl so bad-minded? !

The couple said: "No, I have to contact the school tomorrow and ask her to apologize to you!"

Lu Ranran bitterly added: "She has to lose money!"

Ji Zeyang: "...It is certain to ask her to apologize and compensate, but if you hit someone, this matter is not easy to handle."

In fact, Lu Ranran's biggest crime should be maliciously disturbing the order of the party, but there is no evidence for this and it can be denied.

Hit someone? !

Peng Lan and Lu Zhengyu looked at each other: "..."

The daughter really became a school boss.

Ji Zeyang: "May have to invite parents..."

Lu Zhengyu and Peng Lan said in unison: "Please parents?!"

Lu Ranran's rare conscience discovered that looking at the excited Peng Lan and Lu Zhengyu, they wouldn't feel ashamed, would they?

Peng Lan almost burst into tears with a whimper, and threw herself into Lu Zhengyu's arms, "Husband, we finally have the day when we were invited to a parent, oooooo, so touched..."

God knew that when her daughter did not come back, she saw how envious the little sister was being asked by the teacher to parents because the child was disobedient.

Lu Zhengyu returned to hug his wife and was inexplicably moved: "Yes, we have waited for 17 years, and finally we have waited for such a day."

The couple fell into a weird self-movement.

Lu Ranran: "..."

How does she feel that her parents are a bit sand sculptures?

But after thinking about it, both of them can lose their children. It is not surprising that the sand sculptures.

Ji Zeyang: "..."

He took a deep breath and continued, "...maybe you have to report criticisms and want to review."

Lu Ranran shrugged, not caring at all, "As long as Lin Jingshu loses me money."

Reading to review or something, trivial.

In the third middle school, the teacher looked numb to her review.

Once she was punished to stand on the flag-raising stand and read the review. When she read it, the students below all laughed stupidly. Although she didn't understand what was funny, she was thinking about the review very seriously.

In the end, he was bombarded by the teaching director in the middle of reading.

Later...well, the teacher didn't seem to let her read the review again.

This is really a sad past.

Ji Zeyang: "..."

He sat in the front and looked at the family of three behind through the rearview mirror.

What kind of strange species are this family? !

He suddenly felt that it was not easy for him to be genuine. In the seventeen years of the Lu family, not only did he not have a long history, but he also became a five-good boy with comprehensive development in morality, intelligence, physical education, and art.

Ji Zeyang was right. Lu Ranran was invited by his parents the next day, and he had to write a review.

When the two entered the class in the morning, the classmates in the class yelled together, oh, oh, "Sister Ran Mighty".

With Huang Yankun's big mouth, everyone knows who made the suona.

I really admire Sister Ran, why are you so awesome!

All the classmates in the class were educated by the nobles since childhood. Even if my mother sells critics, they can still smile. They have to take care of the overall situation, maintain the image, want this and that, and rarely completely tear their faces.

Like Lu Ranran's situation where he just hits the end with no agreement, I can't even think about it.

In the eyes of these young girls whose rebellious nature has been suppressed by elite education, Lu Ranran is so handsome!

Lu Ranran stood on the podium and clasped his fists: "Polite and polite, not blowing for a long time, unfamiliar, making everyone laugh."

"Oh oh oh oh!"

Below was another scream and laughter.

Chen Liren held her face and shouted: "Sister Ran, I want to marry you... Ah, Yan Yiming, are you **** sick?!"

Yan Yiming sneered: "Die this heart, you have no hope in this life."

Ji Zeyang: "..."

He quietly put aside his face, walked around behind Lu Ranran, and walked to his position.

Stupid, he cursed in his heart, confessing his suona in front of so many people, what did he hide from yesterday?

Sure enough, the next second came a question from the head teacher: "Lu Ranran, do you admit that you played the suona?!"

The classroom was quiet.

Lu Ranran turned his head, teacher Wang, the head teacher, stood at the door of the classroom, followed by Lin Jingshu, who was pale and red with eyes.

Ji Zeyang stood up, and just about to grab himself, he saw Lu Ranran blinking, "Teacher, you can be bragging, too."

head teacher:"……"

Ji Zeyang: "..."

all the classmates:"……"

After the weird silence, there was another chuckle chuckle.

Able to bend and stretch, Sister Ran is a cow.

001 laughed wildly in her mind: "Hahahaha Lu Ranran, you are so rascal, hahaha, teacher is going to be mad at you."

The head teacher took a deep breath, "Okay, let's not mention the suona. How do you explain the beating?"

Lu Ranran's mouth twitched, and the spikes on his body were erected: "If you hit it, you hit it. Who told her to owe it."

Class teacher: "Notify your parents to come here. Also, write a 1,000-word review and hand it in before noon today."

This child may not be bad in nature, but he is too arbitrary. If he is not properly disciplined now, it will be too late.

[Ding Dong! The random mission is activating... Please announce your ownership of Ji Zeyang in front of all the teachers and students in the school, and let the little **** who covet Ji Zeyang play the ball! 】

The head teacher was prepared for Lu Ranran to argue with reason and even to bargain. After all, she was really not the fault of this matter at the beginning.

Unexpectedly, Lu Ranran said, "Is it enough to just write a review? Do I need to read it in front of the teachers and students of the school?"

The head teacher twitched, "Why, do you still miss it?"

Lu Ranran nodded: "I miss it a bit."

Looks very eager to try.

"Then you can take advantage of the Spring Festival Games and read it on stage."

Lu Ranran grinned, "Thank you teacher!"

The head teacher almost didn't catch his breath.