I Will Know 18 Kinds of Pig Raising Skills

Chunlai's face is full of black lines, what kind of broken condition is this old uncle mentioning?

Marry him for a weapon? Does this get water in your head?

However, thinking that such an awesome person as Minister Luo actually pursued his uncle seriously for a weapon, Chunlai's face was full of disbelief.

She asked Auger, "The weapons made by my uncle are very good, mother?"

Oger said: "In the whole empire, if he says he is the second, no one dares to say that he is the first."

Lin Crimson next to him complained, "Seeing the director like this, I didn't expect him to be so good at forging swords, right?"

Chunlai nodded fiercely, but he really didn't see it.

Ogg said: "The swordsmith I used to study in Jalan City has a super-metal dagger made by the director. He has treasured it for many years. Every time he takes it out and plays with it, he praises it as a handicraft. Yanke Thirteen Crafted weapons are the standard for all weapons makers."

Chunlai saw that Minister Luo had stopped practicing swordsmanship next to him, and walked over to the old uncle and looked at the dagger in his hand that was constantly being polished. "

The old uncle handed her the dagger and said, "I have to revise it a little more."

I saw a dagger in Luobai's hand dazzlingly flipped a few times, leaving behind metal afterimages. Finally, she sharply slashed the long sword she was carrying with her. With a bang, the sword broke into two pieces from the middle and fell to the ground.

Chunlai thought that Luobai would make the old uncle pay for her sword or something, but Luobai said seriously, "Marry me and make me a sword."

The old uncle grabbed the dagger back, "Hum hum" three times, very proud, and turned around and ignored it.

Chunlai wondered if my uncle was attacked by his fellow clan on the bottom of the sea, and went ashore to start looking for self-esteem?

The old man's bracelet suddenly rang twice, and he connected to the teacher who found out that it was Ah You, only to hear the old man shout to the hologram: "A You and Shimaton fought? He also beat them up. Okay, I'll go right there."

He threw the dagger into his safe, and was about to walk out, when he heard a long cry running all the way from outside: "A Chun~~~~"

I saw Ah You running in in a hurry, and the big eyes on Sui's head were wet, obviously he was crying and running along the way, when he saw Chunlai, he ran towards her, and Chunlai hugged him, "What's the matter? "

Ah You said, "Simaton hit me!"

The old uncle also came over and said to him: "Simaton is a female in the clan, how can you do it? How did your uncle teach you not to fight with females!"

Ah You said aggrievedly: "But he said that the men in our Yankees are not promising, and she also grabbed the tentacles below me, saying that I have no hair." He pointed to the long hair growing out of the tentacles under the old uncle. The one who said, "Yes, this is it."

Chunlai was at a loss, but the old uncle put on a police uniform in embarrassment. He also stuffed the long-haired tentacles into his stomach and said, "Why is Shimaton talking nonsense!"

He reassured Ah You, "You will have this long-haired tentacle in the future..." He stretched out his mantis hand and touched Ah You's head.

Chunlai suddenly understood the embarrassed expression on his uncle's face, what the hell, that's the one from the Flying Lantern Race...

It looks exactly like a normal tentacle!

And that place was just dragged and rubbed on the ground in broad daylight?

Chunlai felt really tired. As a former Earth human, he really couldn't imagine how strange these aliens were.

In order to coax Ah You, the old man said, "Last time, my uncle said that he would show you the heirlooms of our Yanke family. It just so happened that you came, and my uncle showed you!"

When Ah You heard the heirloom, he stopped crying immediately, and took out a piece of gold dung kela from his stomach, pointed at the dung block and said, "This is my heirloom!"

The old uncle felt dizzy when he saw the golden dung, but saw Ah You put the dung in the hands of the old uncle as if sharing his own treasure, and said, "My family heirloom is also distributed to my uncle! I like my uncle!"

The old uncle held the dung block in his hand and was very moved, but he did not throw the dung block, it was even more uncomfortable to put away, and finally put the dung block on his desk and said, "Uncle will appreciate it later, come here. , let's go see baby first."

Chunlai was actually quite curious, but he felt that when people saw family heirlooms, outsiders should not follow him.

As a result, the old uncle led Ah You to the strange stove and bellows where he was making iron just now, and took out the small hammer he used to make the dagger from his stomach. He said to Ah You, "I will give you this hammer from my uncle. Take it out too."

Ah You also took out a small hammer from his stomach, and placed the two hammers next to each other. The old man said to Ah You with a sense of mission, "This hammer is the heirloom of our Yankees!"

Lin Fianhong complained about the old uncle beside him: "Director, don't fool Ah You! What kind of heirloom is a broken hammer? Why don't you build a few weapons and keep them as heirlooms!"

You must know that in the hands of many great swordsmen, the super-metal weapons built by Yanke XIII can be used as heirlooms. Even on those low-civilized planets, a super-metal weapon is an invincible existence, which can stir up the historical situation. The presence.

The old uncle said sadly: "What do you know? The real family heirloom is our Yankee craftsmanship! As long as there is a craftsmanship, Ah You will not be afraid of wherever he goes in the future!"

He patted Ah You's sea cucumber and said, "Starting tomorrow, you can learn to cast with my uncle."

He added, "That way you won't have time to fight Simaton."

Spring:…

So the real purpose of the old man is to make Ah You not fight with the females in the clan, right?

Ah You said, "I don't learn casting, I don't like learning, I want to play dung kela."

Uncle:…

Who the **** turned their outstanding heir to the Yankees into a dung boy?

The old uncle was coaxing Ah You, "We don't play with shit", "It's useless to play with shit", "I can't find any females with shit!" He said a bunch of words.

Ah You Du concentratedly fiddled with his gold dung Kela in his hands, so that his hands were covered with gold dust.

The old man was so angry that he circled around Ah You, seeing Ah You concentrate on playing with dung, he was helpless.

When it was time to get off work, Ah You was even happier than those who went to work. He dragged Chun Lai to go out to play. When he ran to the gate of the police station, he saw that there were still several people waiting at the gate, some with fruits and some flowers. Look. All are gifts.

The old man chased after Ah You.

Chunlai saw that the people who were waiting at the door all gathered around the old uncle. She was stunned. It turned out that these people were not waiting for Luobai, but for Uncle Yanke Thirteen.

While these people were giving gifts, they were talking to the old uncle. Chunlai heard a muscular man say to the old uncle, "Marry me! I promise no one will dare to attack you again!"

Another black and thin man is also rushing forward: "Marry me and marry me! I can clean and cook, so marrying me is the most useful!"

The muscular man was unhappy, "Do you understand first come first serve? Step aside!"

Then the group of men were about to fight because they were scrambling to get the old uncle to marry him, and they drew their weapons one after another.

Ah You was frightened by this battle, but although he was very scared, he habitually stood in front of Chunlai and shouted, "Don't be afraid, Ah Chun, I will protect you!"

Chunlai saw that Ah You's fluffy sea cucumber body was only as high as the chest of her robot skin, but with such a serious appearance, she felt soft in her heart and couldn't help hugging Ah You's body from behind, "I'm not afraid. , there is Ah You!"

Ah You nodded seriously, "Ogg said I've made progress!"

The old uncle was begged to marry by a group of men, and he really felt that he was very majestic, and said to Ah You: "If you learn the Yankee family's heirloom craftsmanship from the old uncle, you will be able to have many people marry you every day!"

Ah You turned to Chun and said, "If I learn, will you want to marry me?"

Spring:…

But Chunlai still told the truth, "I won't marry you."

She and Ah You are relatives, relatives for life.

Ah You turned around and said to his uncle, "Then I won't learn."

Seeing this scene, the old uncle said Chunlai angrily: "Can't you lie to him?"

Oger came over, pulled Chunlai and Ah You to his aircraft, and said to the uncle, "Even if it's a lie, it won't work."

Ayou saw Aoge Ayou rescued himself, the whole sea cucumber was wrapped around Aoge's body, hung on him and adhered to him, waving the mantis clip to demonstrate to the old man, "I don't learn to strike iron, Shimaton is early. I just said it, blacksmithing is useless!" Then he said, "Auger and A-Chun never force me to do things I don't like!"

After saying this, I slapped my face when I got home at night.

After the three of them ate the nutrient solution, Oger threw the "Empire Common Language" in front of the two of them. "Today, I have recited a hundred words, and I can't finish it..."

A smirking smile appeared on the gentle face of the Great Demon King Og, and he became the prototype of a giant snake in front of the two of them. He patted his big golden tail on the ground twice, and the floor was shaken. Will it be flattened?

Ah You and Chun Lai, a sea cucumber and a fish, huddled in the bathtub and continued to study.

Chunlai has been on duty for a few days, and Luobai has completely handed over the work of the Pet Psychology Office to her, and she is relieved to carry her new sword to serve as a judge in the swordsmanship competition.

Chunlai is a clerical position. Unlike Oger, there is always an attendance job, so it is relatively free.

Until one day, a new resident moved into their area. This new resident was a scientist who had just been transferred to the Yuan Longping Planetary Academy. He had something to deposit at the police station.

Chunlai only saw a metal box more than three meters high that was transported by a robot and placed in the amphibious garden on the top floor.

As soon as the box was put down, the scientist also came up after him. Chunlai saw a man about half a meter tall, with an oval head that took up almost half of his body's weight, and complex patterns tattooed on his brain.

This is an Alix, known as the most intelligent race in the universe.

He was wearing the white uniform of the Academy of Sciences, and there was a nameplate on his chest that read his name in the common language of the Empire: Miu Miu Skoll.

After walking into the roof, Miao Miao looked around at the surrounding environment and said, "The sea water here is too shallow, and it needs to be increased by 2.468 meters. This height is exactly the highest sea water height that these grandpa fruit trees can withstand."

When the old uncle was talking to him, he deliberately squatted down, hoping not to give the other person an arrogant impression. He said, "Okay, I will quickly increase my height."

Miu Miu said, "I have already considered this situation, so I brought the robot here."

"If you don't mind, I'll let the robots do the construction," he said.

The old uncle nodded hurriedly, "I don't mind, I don't mind, just please."

Chunlai saw this little Miao Miao raising his little hand to direct the robot. His little hand had ten fingers, which were tightly packed together like a plate of mini bananas!

Soon the seawater environment in the park was transformed, and the seawater rose from more than two meters to nearly five meters.

Then the huge box was lifted open, and a large creature fell into the sea with a thud.

Miao Miao said: "This is an animal from the gear galaxy Jianing star, called Yunlong. For a period of time in the future, I will entrust your police station to help me take care of it. After my new home is settled, I will take it back. ."

Chunkan looked at Yunlong who stretched out in the sea.

The author has something to say: Today is finally updated a little earlier

I am addicted to looking at my goose every day, and I always write when he falls asleep at night...

I was wrong, tomorrow I will try to go to the library to code words and thank the little angel who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution during 2020-01-1304:42:24~2020-01-1401:37:26~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 2 grandpa and grandma;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: only 20 bottles; Bi~~ and bay 10 bottles; Muzi 8 bottles; Suduan and Fengfeng 5 bottles; 1 bottle of murmur, Zhou Mengyan, Xiao Chen, big white goose goose goose goose;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!