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Chapter 1071 We will proceed step by step, you young people can take risks!
"What's the matter? You are allowed to eat during the meeting, but our people are not allowed to fart during the meeting?"
"Farting is human nature. You can't hold it back. Besides, our member has special abilities. He is a little special. The price is that he farts more. Please bear with him!"
The people on Huang Xiaoxiao's side said while covering their noses.
Tank said indignantly: "This guy is nicknamed Weasel. It seems that he ate something before. A piece of dark energy was fused into his body. As a result, his digestion is very fast. He farts thousands of times every day, but he is actually an A-level ability user. What exactly his ability is is kept secret."
After listening, everyone on Jingshu's side looked at the young man nicknamed Weasel in silence. Is there such a strange ability in the world?
Jingshu asked while letting the Hulk outside come in: "Since he farts so much every day, why didn't he fart before?"
Tank covered his mouth and said: "The higher-ups made him something called an air bag to collect his farts, but he deliberately dismantled it to disgust us."
I see.
This move is really cruel. It hurts the enemy a thousand times and hurts itself eight hundred times!
But within a few minutes, the conference room was filled with the smell of green smoke bombs and stinky farts. Originally, because of the cold weather in Wucheng, the ozone smell was much lighter, but the fart of this young man was simply too powerful.
Even Huang Xiaoxiao and the others wore layers of masks and forced laughter.
Jingshu's Hulk came, and she took out a new type of mask from inside. This mask not only filtered the poison gas, but also had a purifying fragrance inside, and then asked Xiao Wang to distribute it to everyone in the team.
Secretary Wang was also a smart person, deliberately said loudly: "This is the purifier plus version newly developed by our Jing, everyone try it, if it can't purify the air odor, it's free."
When it was the turn of the young man of the weasel, Secretary Wang also gave him one, and said with a smile: "You have been smoked by your own stinky farts every day for a long time? But it has been troubled for a long time? You are also our potential customer, come, give you a temporary one."
The weasel was a little hesitant. Sometimes when he needed to release a biochemical fart, no matter how he wore a gas mask, it would still smell bad. If it could really purify the air, could he use it?
While he was hesitating, the weasel had already taken it in his hand.
Huang Xiaoxiao sneered at the side: "How is this possible? The weasel's stinky fart is the same as this year's natural disaster. It has dark new energy and cannot be purified-"
Before he finished speaking, the weasel's muffled voice came: "Put on this mask, there is indeed no smell, and there is a faint fragrance."
When he said this, everyone looked at him in a daze, "Really?"
The weasel nodded: "Really, I can't smell anything after wearing it. If I can bring this when I go on a mission-" Then he can release it boldly. Who knows that he was almost suffocated by his own fart every time.
Yang Yang coughed: "Ahem, then the meeting continues! Both parties come to report what equipment they brought."
The meeting had to continue, but the people in the first team couldn't sit still.
Before, there was the second team accompanying them to smell the fart, and now it's good. They have some super advanced purifiers, so they are the ones who smell the fart, right?
For a moment, everyone in the first team felt like they had shot themselves in the foot. Dr. Huang snorted, "Why don't you hurry up?"
The weasel then put on the odor collection bag, but the whole conference room was still filled with the smell of farts, which lasted for a long time.
"Ugh——"
Huang Xiaoxiao was almost vomiting from the fumes. She looked at Jingshu hatefully. How could this person have everything like a treasure bag?
The meeting continued, and the logistics captain of the first team began to report the various supplies they brought this time:
"We have a total of more than 20 special new modified armored vehicles, equipped with special ability users, who can drive these vehicles to move in any complex terrain. So, it is normal that the supplies we brought this time are a little more."
The logistics captain was still quite proud to say this. After all, in the secret realm, it is these equipment and facilities that are compared. He began to talk about it again, "The armored vehicles can protect the researchers from harm. At the same time, we have a logistics team that can guarantee all the supplies for our team for five months, and an excellent medical team-"
The logistics captain did not hide the supplies and equipment they brought. Except for the ability of the ability team, he also mentioned all the other weapons.
He even proudly introduced the research equipment he brought this time: "The latest equipment we brought this time with a total value of 300 million virtual coins can not only detect any dark energy points within 3 kilometers, but also collect and even analyze-"
After listening, Jingshu summarized it as: a lot of supplies, a lot of weapons, a lot of equipment, heavy baggage, inconvenient to move, but armed like a tortoise shell.
With so many and complete equipment, they can cope with almost all the current difficulties and any problems they encounter. With their team of capable people, they can basically solve them.
They are indeed the top research team in the country.
Dr. Huang nodded with satisfaction, and then said: "For our first team, the most important thing is to be stable and take steady steps. Let the risky things be left to you young people. If you encounter any life-threatening situations——
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