I Wish Mo All the Best

While little Black Aite was talking to his parents, the domineering president counted his flock.

"Er Gouzi sold his body for sweet potatoes", "The history of Er Gou's fall", "Raising money to cure eye diseases", and there was also a group that an old lady dragged a few days ago. The whole family did it, but they didn't drag Xiao Hei, because you can tell by his name. .

"The sun and the sky are side by side"

There is a Japanese character in Xiao Hei's name, so the purpose of this group is to publicize that her second brother and Mo Mo have made a breakthrough in their relationship, and the whole family sets off fireworks in the group.

Of course, this group of mistresses would not dare to tell his brother. Xiaohei would not dare to touch the other three in the family, but he would definitely beat him.

Xiaohei circled A and +. Judging from this dog-abusing couple's name, his parents are in a good relationship recently. His parents' favorite hobby is to change their couple's names. When they are not quarreling, they abuse the dog, but when they quarrel, they still abuse the dog...

For example, my mother had a new hair style some time ago, and my father was two hours late to compliment her on how good it looked. She was deemed as not taking him seriously. Not only did he get angry and start a "crowdfunding campaign to cure eye diseases," but he also took advantage of his father's bathing time. He stole his father's cell phone and changed his online name to "Pig" and his avatar to a pig.

Then after being discovered by her father, her online name became "Sleeping Pig"...

Xiao Hei was a little excited when he thought that he had eaten so much of his parents' heartbreaking dog food since he was a child and that he was about to stand up.

His father is a physicist, A means electric current, and + means positive charge - doesn't this mean that parents will grow old together in the same direction? Choosing a name like this is like throwing dog food in every child's face and forcing them to eat it.

Shi Yuzhe was still sleeping at this time, so there were only two brothers in the group.

Seeing that his mother didn't jump out immediately, Xiao Hei guessed that her phone was turned off during a meeting.

My father is also a diver who has been around for thousands of years, and will never reply to someone who doesn’t tell me the content.

Emer: I want to get married

Poetry and philosophy: expression (eating melon)

ivan: What did you do to the girl? No, it was the girl who did it to you? Also, why is my sister here? !

Shi Yuzhe: I had an autopsy this morning, and I’m still very excited now.

A: Not old enough

My biological father came out and hit the point with his concise and concise words.

ivan: Dad, I asked my company’s technical department to hack into the household registration system and change the girl’s age, right?

Shiyuzhe: Expression (hmm)

After saying that, the two of them quickly retreated. If they have bad views, they will be beaten by their mother. My mother is not here now, but they will look through the chat history.

Emer: Then I’ll get engaged

The only people in this family who can have serious conversations are Xiao Hei and his biological father. His younger brother is the kind of asshole who says serious things in an informal manner and is usually ignored. His elder sister is a master of emojis and has been eating melons professionally for N years. .

A: Call me back after the meeting. Screenshot has been taken.

The head of the Yu family always speaks concisely. What he means is that after Chen Meng leaves the meeting, the couple will discuss how to propose marriage at home without being disrespectful, and how to discuss the engagement with the future in-laws.

Xiao Hei breathed a sigh of relief after seeing this. His father does not express his opinions easily. He can say these four words, which means that he agrees with Qianmo. His father has a cold temperament, and it is very difficult for him to agree with others. His family is silent. Really excellent.

As for the last three words...he said them to his brother.

He took a screenshot of what his brother said about hacking the household registration department. This kind of secret and sinister behavior was definitely his own father.

After taking care of the major events in his life, Xiao Hei breathed a sigh of relief, closed the group, and ignored his brother's unilateral complaints.

Mo Mo is not an open person, so when she made today's choice, Xiao Hei guessed that she wanted to treat his illness, including the promotional set from the supermarket last time.

His girlfriend is considerate, he can't be blind, he is not old enough to get married now, so he should get engaged first, then he can openly tell everyone that this is "his home". Silence, drag her into the group, and give her a couple name. ...

ivan: Father, my dear father, can you show mercy?

Father is quiet.

Poetic Philosophy: Expressions (Dreaming Duck)

ivan: Sister, you seemed to be talking along with me just now.

Shi Yuzhe: Photos (photos of twin brothers who wet the bed when they were young, Xiao Hei was mosaicd)

ivan: You’re cruel—brother, you won’t let me become your uncle too soon, right? Hey, I have the best condom, do you want it? The ultra-thin air texture has been praised by everyone who has used it, and their limited edition props have been praised by all my dad who has used them.

After saying that, he immediately retreated, but...

A: Come back

Depend on! Dad, aren't you here? !

A dignified scientist, do you have the nerve to peek at the screen shamelessly? Did your integrity get eaten by a dog?

Chen Haoxuan put down his phone and wiped the non-existent cold sweat on his forehead.

My father's wretched screen-peeping skills are really terrifying.

Don't think that your father is joking. If you ask him to go back, he will definitely go back, and he will still be beaten when he goes back!

It’s not like my father didn’t have the skill of joking to be close to the people. He was afraid that he wouldn’t be able to tolerate the coquettish skills that were only developed for his mother.

When the little secretary walked in, she saw her domineering president with a stern look on his face. His usually cynical face was filled with unnoticeable tension. What big thing happened to the company?

I quickly skipped this quarter's financial statements in my mind. Performance increased steadily and the company was operating normally.

"Secretary Tang." The president's voice was cold and tight.

"Here!" The little secretary straightened up while holding the document, and became nervous.

"Go to my house and take out half and all of the collection in my cabinet - and go to the safe to get two sets of the latest diamond bracelets of the season."

First buy off dad, then buy off mom. Jie Dian, a melon-eater, will also have to buy it. If you don’t bribe her, Jie Dian will really switch sides.

After thinking about it, it was still not safe, so I added another sentence.

"Add another bracelet, keep it low-key." Buy it for the second son's future wife.

The domineering president felt that his high IQ was indeed in vain.

Although the second daughter-in-law has not yet been completely settled, the second brother has asked for an engagement, and his father has agreed. This means that the relationship is almost certain to be stable. If time comes, he will enter the house sooner or later, and he will be bribed now. The so-called preparedness for a rainy day will be bullied by all the evil people in the family. When he is gone, maybe the second sister-in-law will say a few kind words for him in the future?

The collection in the president's cabinet... The little secretary thought about it for a moment, and her face changed color.

Isn't it just that when we were discussing business abroad last time, the company of the world's largest condom manufacturer gave the president a platinum box, and the box was filled with... Haha, bah, bah, bah, bah!

It is said to be a limited edition. The president likes it very much. He doesn't usually use it. He took out half of it today...whose little girl are you thinking of?

And it sounds like it means two, no, three? The scumbag who gave three bracelets as a gift, sent them in bulk!

The domineering president felt more and more that it was a good idea to bribe his second sister-in-law. His cell phone rang. When he looked down, Xiao Hei was chatting with him privately.

Emer: Yes

...what do you want?

Do you want it or not?

(This section is free) Responsibility-free Suspense Thriller Mystery Theater: Why create a group instead of changing the name? Chen Meng had a serious look on his face: Am I the kind of person who won't let go of something once it's over? The boss and the third child nodded: You are. Xiao Hei did not express his opinion, while Qianmo looked serious: My master is not a narrow-minded person! The second master, Chen Meng, looked satisfied: The second son and his wife are still very sensible. The third child evilly pushed the second child: Your wife has another sentence, right? Her master is not a petty person, and being petty is not a human being? The third pawn. So today’s question is, who was the third child beaten to death? A Chen Meng's second master played a mixed doubles game, Nono took advantage of the melon and made a last-ditch kill. B double silent combination mixed doubles, Nono takes melons and lasts the damage, C is all above