I Wish Mo All the Best
Chapter 619: Harming Friends (Thanks to melody Chenchen for +3 updates)
"Brothers, are you sure that I look like a fool who is easy to deceive?" Sha Muyu adjusted her clothes and asked the three people following him with an aggrieved look.
At this time, a group of four people were standing on the street.
Qianmo looked at Sha Muyu seriously with the eyesight she had developed over the years.
He turned to Xiao Hei and asked, "Do you think he looks like him now?"
Xiao Hei looked left and right and nodded.
"Based on my many years of dressing experience, it's okay to dress like this, very...two."
Sha Muyu's eyes widened when she heard this, "Hey!" Is this really okay with you?
"Isn't it the two of you who match me with this stupid outfit?"
After all, he is a sunny, healthy and beautiful boy, and he has a lot of fans at school, right?
Sha Muyu tugged on her large floral T-shirt with some so-called vulgar patterns painted on it, her shit-yellow pants, and her big red hook shoes. She successfully dressed up like the thirteenth unit in Mahjong, and all the accessories were on her own. In one style, the colors are messy, and they cleverly avoid the dressing elements of beauty, generosity, and neatness.
This outfit was specially chosen for him by Qianmo, in order to look like a laid-back person from a third-tier small city with a score of 10 or so, someone with a low IQ.
The purpose is simple, let Sha Muyu pretend to be a lovelorn man and take the opportunity to attract the attention of the fortune-telling gang.
"I'm afraid I can't achieve the effect you want. Although I also want to be low-key, my appearance doesn't allow it. Just look at my beautiful face, little brother, how can I look like that? Do you believe the stupidity of a fortune-telling gang? How about replacing Xiao Wang next door? Look at his face, he is so stupid..."
Sha Muyu was struggling to death. Didn't that gang only attack middle-aged and elderly people?
What answered him was a cold glance from the little king next door. There was no need for him to refute, Qianmo said, "That won't work, Senior Brother Wang looks too..."
Qianmo swallowed the word "smart" obediently to prevent someone from getting angry.
"So I just have a face that looks like middle-aged and elderly people?" Someone was still furious.
"No, you just look inferior." Xiao Hei made a last-ditch attack.
Sha Muyu covered her heart, "Second brother, we grew up together. Do you want to trick me like this?"
Xiao Hei patted him on the shoulder, "Young man, this is everyone's trust in you, go ahead."
Sha Muyu accepted his fate and went on the road. Well, let him walk around reluctantly. Anyway, he didn't believe those fortune tellers took the initiative to talk to him.
Xiaosha glanced around aggrievedly, looking at the scheming second sister-in-law and the second brother who had done the trick. The two lovers had cold faces and wanted to send him out. Finally, his eyes fell on Xiao Wang next door.
"Wait a minute." Wang Xiaoyao said, and Sha Muyu was overjoyed.
Old man! Just know that he will not forget the friendship in the same dormitory. This is a pure brotherly friendship. Xiao Wang will not bear him to go, right?
"Take this with you." Xiao Wang took out a string of wooden beads from his pocket and put it on Sha Muyu's wrist.
? ? ?
"Yes, it looks more like it." Qianmo nodded with satisfaction and exchanged a look with Wang Xiaoyao. Senior Brother Wang is a teachable boy. He is worthy of being a top student in the school. He has deeply understood the essence of makeup penetration.
"The finishing touch, it feels a bit greasy like a man wearing a pair of silk scarves." Xiaohei also gave it a high rating.
The greasy bracelets don’t need to be plated for a few times. They fit the character very well. Go ahead, Pikachu!
Very good, go and be happy, give all the pain to me! ——by Sha Muyu’s inner true os, which is full of anger and going on the road.
Sha Muyu was wearing headphones, and he had a very down-to-earth image of a vulgar man. He walked up and down the street several times, and his bracelets were all exposed, but no one approached him to talk to him.
"Xiaoyu, sit down on a curb, cross your legs, put your hands on your crossed ankles, and look left and right."
Qianmo directed through headphones.
Professional equipment and professional personnel are just to stop the fortune-telling gangs.
Sha Muyu did as she was told and heard Xiao Wang's deep voice in the headphones.
"The legs are going to wobble."
Xiao Hei, who was doing the last-ditch attack, also said something.
"Remember to spin the bracelet."
"Pick your nose."
"Smell the picked nose..."
"!!!"Hello! Who has such strong taste? !
Sha Muyu was stimulated, and just a second before he went into a rage, he suddenly heard a female voice that seemed to be very kind from the side.
"Boy, do you have three dollars?"
Sha Muyu looked up and saw a fat woman standing in front of him, smiling "kindly" at him.
"I forgot to bring my wallet when I came out. I still need 3 yuan for travel expenses."
The villain in Sha Muyu's heart burst into flames, ahhh, he didn't catch the fortune teller, but he attracted a new type of scam!
This excuse of asking for a few yuan because there is no travel expenses is a new street trick recently. As long as she is given three yuan, she will say it is thirteen yuan, which is wrong.
It was embarrassing at this time. It was hard not to give face, and it felt aggrieved to give it. The number thirteen was neither more nor less, and many people, especially boys, gave it up just to save face.
Sha Muyu studied criminal investigation, so he could naturally see through this little trick. Just when he refused, he heard Qianmo's suppressed laughter coming from the earphones.
"give her."
Sha Muyu swore that he heard a group of people laughing.
These bad friends!
A complete loser!
Dressing him up like this, he attracted a lot of people, and these people started laughing.
Sha Muyu resignedly took out her wallet and gave three dollars to the woman. As expected, the woman took the money and didn't move, but continued to smile "kindly".
"Young man, three yuan is not enough. I said thirteen yuan. It's only thirteen yuan short. Please do me a favor..."
"Here." The bad friend in the headset continued to command.
Sha Muyu took out another ten yuan.
"Good Samaritans, good people have a safe life!"
The middle-aged woman walked away with a smile. Sha Muyu looked helplessly at her cheerful pace, complaining in her heart that she didn't know whether good people were safe or not, but it was true that they were easily deceived...
I sat down again, but before I could sit firmly, I heard another woman's voice coming from the side, still a middle-aged woman.
"Young man, I see that you don't look very well. Did something happen to you recently?"
When he looked up, a middle-aged woman with a foreign accent stood in front of him, with the same "you are a fat sheep" smile. Sha Muyu listened to the conversation of the unscrupulous couple coming from the headphones.
"My dear, your makeup skills are really good. You really attracted people here."
"It's not that good. It's better to choose the place you choose. My Blackie is the best. Also, the bracelet contributed by Senior Brother Wang is also very useful."
"Excellent."
These bad friends... Sha Muyu took a deep breath. In the eyes of a middle-aged woman, this kind of reaction is like an authentic little fat sheep, waiting to be slaughtered!
"I was tricked by a few unlucky friends, and I'm in a bad mood." Sha Muyu said angrily.
Hearing this, the middle-aged woman's smile became more friendly.
"Young man, I was just like you a few days ago, and I also made all kinds of unlucky ideas, but I met a kind person who recommended me a very powerful master. It's right there. Do you want to take a look?"
Thanks to the leader melodychenchen for the reward, I will give you the title 3~~~
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