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Chapter 784 Chinese Valentine’s Day Special: The Legend of Chinese Valentine’s Day in Niuniumi’s Universe

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A long time ago, there was a Niuniuni universe. On a certain planet in this Niuniuni universe, there was a poor man named Ning Jiu who lived in a village.

This man is extremely lazy, so he is still a bachelor in his thirties.

Ning Jiu's family only has a few acres of thin farmland. During the sowing season, he would randomly scatter a few handfuls of seeds in the field. Whether they would grow or not would be left to chance, in the Buddhist style of farming.

Why he didn't starve to death is a mystery.

Although Ning Jiu was very handsome, no one wanted to marry his daughter to him.

Ning Jiu has a very strong cow with shiny black skin that reflects in the sun. This cow is called a little black dog - don't ask why a cow calls a dog, that's what it is called anyway.

This cow is lazier than Ning Jiu. He doesn't do any work every day. He has a mysophobia. The luxurious cattle pen he lives in is cleaner than Ning Jiu's house. When it's time to eat, he sticks over the wall to find the beautiful female head catcher next door to kiss and hug. By the way, he raised the female catcher's head high.

The only head catcher in the village is a woman named Chen Qianmo. It is said that the female catcher has a pair of magical electric eyes and can see through all the darkness of the incident. The female catcher is not only beautiful, but also has an iron job as a catcher. Countless people have proposed to her in eight villages ten miles away. But she looked down on no one.

Solving crimes every day, feeding the little black dog, kissing and hugging the little black dog.

There are rumors in the village that the female head catcher may have been attracted to the lazy Ning for a long time. Otherwise, why not live somewhere else?

However, every time someone spreads such a rumor, there will be supernatural events in the house the next day. All valuable things in the house are missing, and there are cow hoof prints all over the house.

Ning Jiu's family is the only one in the village who has a handsome cow, but whenever someone suspects this, the only female head catcher in the village will always deny it with a righteous look on her face.

This is what she said: "Which cow have you ever seen that would kiss, hug, and lift it up high? No, which cow would maliciously retaliate? That mark is just a cover-up trick deliberately used by the thieves. This head catcher has the strongest pupils." Strength, open the Sharingan to level ten, and do not accept refutation."

The villagers were forced by the authority of the female head catcher, and no one dared to spread the CP theory between the female head catcher and Ning Jiu anymore.

In a blink of an eye, it's the planting season again.

Ning Jiu saw other people in the village working in the fields, so he hummed a little tune and prepared to go.

The little black dog living in a luxurious cattle pen was awakened by a burst of unpleasant singing.

"I planted a seed and it finally grew. Today is a great day!"

The little black dog narrowed his eyes in a domineering manner, this amazing horse Po Ge!

"Ning Jiu! Stop! Don't work!" The little black dog stopped Ning Jiu.

Ning Jiu's face was full of grievances, "Little Black Dog, you told me not to work, and you said that my lazy look is the most charming and I will definitely get a wife. But look at me, I'm over thirty and still single. I'm really I can’t control my passion for labor!”

It turns out that Ning Jiu is not a lazy person. On the contrary, he is very hardworking and can do all decathlons.

But the little black dog was too cunning. He tricked Ning Jiu into not working in the fields, saying that his lazy look was the most charming. He also tricked Ning Jiu into repairing a luxurious cowshed for the little black dog at home.

The current cowshed is called a cowshed, but the facilities are no less complete than those thousands of years later. There are flush toilets, rubber mattresses, and "air conditioners" and "refrigerators" that can be cooled by putting ice cubes. wait.

The little black dog lives in this luxurious cowshed, with a big gold chain and a small gold watch, and three small barbecue meals a day.

"No, let me count my fingers, your marriage is coming soon." The little black dog said matter-of-factly.

"But you are a cow, you have no fingers and only hooves..." Ning Jiu said aggrievedly.

A nice female voice came from the wall, "If I say he has it, he will have it! Do you dare to doubt the only female head catcher in this village who has a level 10 Sharingan eye?"

Don't ask why the female head catcher climbs the wall. She sits on the wall and listens to others in a corner. She is the head catcher.

Ning Jiu simply believed it. asked the little black dog religiously.

"Excuse me, Brother Dog, where is my marriage?"

The little black dog raised its hoof gracefully and tapped Ning Jiu on the forehead.

"The seven fairies in the sky are going to come down to earth to take a bath. After you go to the willow tree at the entrance of the village at noon, you see a white coat stolen. The remaining fairies are your marriage."

Ning Jiu wondered, "Shouldn't the script be the smallest fairy? What about the big fairy?"

The little black dog hit his head hard, and a hoof print with the smell of Hermès Earth Men's Perfume was pressed on Ning Jiu's head.

You dare to doubt his IQ, you should be knocked down!

"The talk about the seven fairies is all nonsense. The Jade Emperor is just a daughter, and the remaining six are bodyguards...the ones who protect outsiders from being hurt by the princess."

Ning Jiu was even more dizzy, "Is the princess so violent?"

As promised, gentleness and kindness coexist?

The female headhunter on the wall has a real purpose.

"What Xiao Hei says is what he says. Do you dare to question the fairness of the only female head catcher in this village?"

Ning Jiu didn't dare. Well, a big fairy is a big fairy, and an older one is also a fairy.

So, Ning Jiu obediently ran towards the entrance of the village to find his marriage. As soon as he walked away, the little black dog on the back turned into a handsome male god, holding the female catcher in his arms, kissing and holding her high.

"Good boy, you are so good today~" pouted~

"Xiao Hei is so handsome today, okay~"

Ning Jiu didn't know that his brother ox, who was more noble than a human, was actually a god in the sky.

The reason why he stayed in Ning Jiu's life and became an uncle was because he was demoted to earth, fell in love with the pretty head hunter next door, and lived nearby at Ning Jiu's house.

The simple Ning Jiu followed Xiao Hei's instructions and arrived at the willow tree at the entrance of the village, and took a closer look——

Nothing can be seen.

Ning Jiu burst into tears. Fairy tales are indeed lies. Who said you can just watch the fairies taking a bath? They are all good ones who use magic to shield themselves.

But there are indeed clothes, hanging in a row, from Hermès, Gucci, Chanel... all kinds of limited editions.

Although Ning Jiu felt that he could get a lot of money by selling all these, but considering what Xiao Hei said about getting the white coat, he had no choice but to reluctantly give up the opportunity to make a fortune. He reached out and grabbed the white coat and hid under the behind the tree.

Those fairies wearing luxury goods fluttered away one by one when they had finished washing. As expected, the big fairy without the white coat stayed behind.

Ning Jiu took a look and said, "This is so pretty!"

She looked back with a charming smile, and her movements were all graceful. Even the murderous look in the corners of her eyes and eyebrows did not hinder her beauty.

Marry her! Marry her! Marry her! ! !

The great fairy Nonuo lost her white coat and had to marry Ning Jiu. The two lived a happy life in the village.

Ning Jiu plows the fields, Ning Jiu weaves cloth, Ning Jiu cooks, Ning Jiu washes clothes.

His wife Nuonuo wears a white coat every day and is responsible for investigating the case with Chen Qianmo, the pretty catcher next door. They get in pairs and kiss each other.

Although Ning Jiu felt that Qiao Baotou looked more like CP than he and Nuonuo, he really loved his wife so much that he thought this was bearable.

He could bear it, but the man in the luxurious diamond-encrusted bullpen couldn't.

Xiao Hei originally wanted to sell Ning Zizi to the difficult Fairy Nuonuo, so that there would be no rumors about his Guaiguai and Ning Jiu in the village. However, he never expected that it would become the CPs of his Guaiguai and Fairy Nuonuo!

So Xiao Hei, who couldn't bear it anymore, took out his mysterious communicator and called the Heavenly Court. In order to defend his unwavering double silent CP, it was time to become a snitch dog!

The call went directly to Chen Mengna, Queen Mother of the West of Heaven.

It is only said that Queen Mother Chen Meng was overjoyed after receiving Xiao Hei's call.

"Is Nono's marriage settled? Hahaha, good, good, good!"

The Heavenly Court of the older leftover girl also had a headache. After finally sending her daughter away, naturally the whole world was overjoyed and rejoiced in the amnesty!

Xiaohei is silent...

The queen mother's moral integrity was lacking from beginning to end.

It turns out that Xiao Hei's true identity is really amazing. He is actually the son of the second master of the current Jade Emperor, and Fairy Nuonuo is his biological sister.

"I want to speak to my father." Protest!

"It doesn't exist~ Oops, the signal in Heaven is not good, bye!" Chen Meng cut off the call as quickly as possible.

But the matter was eventually found out by the Jade Emperor.

As a senior daughter controller, the second master decisively sent his third son to lead the heavenly soldiers and generals to capture Nono.

The third prince resisted.

Not to mention that he can't beat the second brother Xiao Hei, but the eldest sister Nono is even more terrifying. As a trash can boy in the family, with a father, a queen, and a queen, he is like an appendix. How can he compare with his sister Dian and the sinister brother.

However, the second master kicked him down hard, so he had no choice but to rush in. The third prince stood behind the door and walked around, almost exposing himself to his sister's door.

In line with the international coward spirit of preferring death to a Taoist friend rather than a poor Taoist, the third prince kicked Hao Jian, the security captain of Tianting.

"You grew up with my sister, you knock on the door!"

This way it’s less likely to be kicked away by your sister!

The upright boy Hao Jian didn't doubt his presence, so he knocked on the door obediently. When the door opened, a dark-faced and shirtless Ning Jiu appeared, wearing only big pants.

"Hello, may I ask where Princess Nono is - uh!!! Excuse me." Hao Jian retreated as quickly as possible.

He went to the third prince to complain with a grimace.

"You can't beat me!" A god opened a trumpet and went to the novice village to pretend to be a novice. Is there anyone in charge? Shameless! Hao Jian was roaring in his heart, but he couldn't express it on his face.

When the third prince heard this, he was like a monster. Even a mere mortal couldn't beat him. The security captain dunked two chicken legs!

Call the formation in person!

On the wall, a pair of lovers were sitting on the wall, eating melon seeds and watching a show. They saw the unlucky old man kicking the door with murderous intent, and then being rolled back by Nuonuo.

The pretty catcher laughed, and the handsome little black peeled grape beside her fed her.

The third child was dragged out by his sister, and out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the second brother and second sister-in-law who were watching the excitement on the wall. They became angry and stood a few meters away, jumping on their feet and shouting to Nuonuo.

"Yu Yinuo, don't think that you are afraid of you because you are my biological sister! Don't force me to use more tricks!"

"Let it go!" Princess Nono said calmly without changing her expression.

"The limited edition of Tianting's fine handmade scalpel is on sale soon! If you don't go back, it will be sold out! Don't blame me for not telling you!" The third child lowered his voice and said in a voice that only the two siblings could hear.

As expected, Nuonuo's beauty turned pale, and the third child quickly raised his voice and shouted.

"Why don't you go back to Heaven to accept punishment!" Please don't expose it in front of others, I don't want to lose face!

Ning Jiu chased him out, his hands trembling, "Madam~"

Nuonuo also stretched out her hand to face him tremblingly, "Guanren, goodbye~"

Fly, fly, all fly away.

Ning Jiu burst into tears, my wife~

The pair on the wall jumped down, and the little black dog said to Ning Jiu.

"I'll give you an idea. You can use my cowhide to fly to the sky."

Ning Jiu quickly took the cowhide handed over by Xiao Hei and flew towards the heaven with the big buns and steamed buns that had just come out of the pot.

The handsome man looked at his male idol sideways, why is this guy so kind?

But he saw the little black dog with his hands on his hips and laughing wildly. He peed on that cowhide. Ning Jiu deserved it, hahahaha! He deserved it for stealing flowers back then!

Ning Jiu chased him all the way, and was about to catch up with Nono, but saw the dark-faced second master appear, and Ning Jiu hurriedly stepped forward to bow.

"My father-in-law, please accept your respects from my son-in-law!"

"I don't have a son-in-law like you who pretends to be a pig and eats the tiger!"

It turns out that Ning Jiu is not an ordinary mortal. In fact, he is a senior ancient immortal who is not a member of the heavenly court. He is usually carefree and at ease. In the early years, he even went to the back garden of the Jade Emperor's second master's house to steal roses.

For this reason, he was beaten violently by the Jade Emperor's two sons.

Xiao Hei was kicked out of the world because he always hindered his parents from showing affection at home. Lai Zai Ningjiu's family saw through this shameless vest. He wanted this brat to steal his sister's limited edition limited edition white coat, so it was best to let him use his strength. The sister with perfect score cut out Xiang.

But unfortunately, the conspiracy did not succeed.

These two guys looked at Mung Bean like a bastard.

He had the hatred of stealing flowers in the past, and the hatred of stealing his sister in the future. Giving him a piece of cowhide to piss on was already a huge honor.

However, Ning Jiu was so thick-skinned that he wanted to give birth to a monkey for you. No, it was me and my wife who wanted to give birth to a grandson for you. The second master was so angry that he pulled out a big hairpin full of diamonds from his wife's head. , swipe and pull like this to create a galaxy.

This side is separated from his precious daughter, and the other side is separated from the smelly and shameless Ning Jiu.

Ning Jiu's sadness turned into a river. Father-in-law, what are you going to do? Why don't you just steal a few flowers from your house? Why have you held a grudge for so long?

After Nuonuo grabbed the scalpel, she was satisfied and wanted to look back at her stupid roe deer man, but found that Ning Jiu was already at the other end of the river. Nuonuo was heartbroken.

He touched his belly and taught the baby in his belly earnestly. Baby, my mother has long said that to be a human being, one should be able to do all the decathlons, and to be a god should be even more so. Look at your dad, if you didn’t study the Mathematical Olympiad well when you were young, you won’t be able to do it when you grow up. Swimming, even being a landlubber wife doesn’t allow her to pursue it, it’s pitiful...

Hit the blackboard to highlight the key points. The advantages of extracurricular interest specialty classes outweigh the disadvantages. You can still learn them appropriately.

Ning Jiu could actually use his magic power to fly over, but considering that his father-in-law's family is relatively gentle except for his mother-in-law, and the rest of the family is full of grudges, and his wife wants to use him as a negative example for not studying hard, I'm afraid it will be very difficult in the future. It's difficult, and I'm worried about death...

At the critical moment, it is still the leader of the Birdman, no, it should be said to be the Great Suzaku, the kind-hearted Qiao Captou who harmed the gods in Changmo's family.

I got a group of magpies to help build a bridge, and sincerely helped Ning Jiu solve the problem. He was kind-hearted, gentle and loving, and the fee was not expensive at all. It was only a quarter of Ning Jiu's family property. What a good gem. The latest lipstick and so on, pretty and not picky, just so amiable.

Ning Jiu met his wife on the Magpie Bridge in such a grand manner, and the family was happily reunited.

But considering that the father-in-law is too vindictive, the two brothers-in-law are not good friends, and the sister-in-law is a profiteer, so Ning Jiu claimed that he only came to see his wife on July 7th every year. In fact, the two of them were happy on the other side of the bridge. Living on the land, I was also responsible for the cleaning of my father-in-law's family. Every day before Chinese Valentine's Day, they would pretend to be together on the Magpie Bridge.

Thus, in the Niu Niu Mi universe, the story of Qixi Festival spread like this.

Rumor has it that on the Chinese Valentine's Day, while sitting under the grape trellis and eating grapes, I seemed to be able to hear Ning Jiu's affectionate call——

Chen Qianmo, why are you giving my wife back! It's a big holiday, can you stop occupying other people's wives and solve your uncle's case?

This special article is pure nonsense, and the lack of similarity is purely coincidental, because it is what happened in the Niu Niu Mi universe, and has no connection with reality and does not bear any responsibility. I wish all of you singles a happy holiday, and those of you who are not single don’t have to complain, because one day, you still can’t escape the fear of being dominated by the tutor’s homework, hahahahaha!