I Woke up and Was Pregnant
Chapter 135:
Ye Tian and Wang Mingze drove the van to continue their journey. On the way, they met the lama played by Feng Zheng. The lama’s mantra is a tongue twister, but his mouth is not good enough, and he can’t explain it clearly, causing a lot of trouble. Jokes.
Originally thought they would be able to arrive in Lhasa smoothly, but the van had an accident in the middle of the journey, and there was no place to repair the car. Fortunately, Wang Mingze worked as a car mechanic for a while. As long as he fixes the van, they can go on.
As long as it is a very strange word, it is similar to if it is used. Generally speaking, there will be no good results with this kind of word.
Wang Mingze worked under the van for a long time, and did not restart the van. Ye Tian sat in the van and sang to Wang Mingze: "I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under the car... …"
Probably moved by Ye Tian's voice, Wang Mingze got out from under the car with a sullen expression, and said to Ye Tian, "Hurry down."
Now Wang Mingze's Taiwanese accent is not authentic, with a little Northeast dialect, which sounds very funny.
Ye Tian got out of the car like a stream and sat on the big rock on one side, watching Wang Mingze pouting his **** and twisting his body like a soybean worm under the car. He touched his chin and showed a strange smile on his face. Wang Mingze looked back and saw Ye Tian's smile startled. Then the two quarreled a few words, and Ye Tian walked over and carried Wang Mingze to the princess on the big rock where he had just sat.
From this, Wang Mingze began to suspect that Ye Tian was a homosexual. In the movie, he used exaggerated methods to infinitely magnify the details of the two people getting along. With all kinds of coincidences, laughter continued in the theater.
The mine owner of the black mine found that he had been deceived by the two of them, and had sent someone to catch them back, and then there was a runaway escape scene.
In the Jiangling Reservoir, two people were chased by the people from the black mine. They did not see their feet clearly. They piled together and fell out of a strange-shaped pit on the ground, but they didn’t care about that much, so they quickly got up and continued to move towards The long road ran into the city to avoid these lawless thugs.
When fleeing in the city, Ye Tian was covered with a banner. When he ran, he looked a bit like a superman and was very cool. The banner read "Severely crack down on the evil forces in accordance with the law and build a harmonious society together." Looking at the thugs behind him, it was very ironic.
This chase scene can be regarded as the climax of the movie, and it is also accompanied by magical music. The boss played by Fan Hong brought a lot of jokes to the audience. Ye Tian and Wang Mingze were chased into embarrassment and finally escaped. Only on the truck that carried the chickens was able to escape.
However, before they got out of the truck, the carriage of the truck was sealed. In the dim light, hundreds of chicks kept screaming. Wang Mingze and Ye Tian stared at them, and soon they thought in the theater. When they get up, you and I are bickering, Wang Mingze’s Northeast dialect is getting more and more agile, and he can match Ye Tian. The two people quarreled and Wang Mingze didn’t lose the wind, and the two people’s feelings were also bickering. The process gradually deepened.
When the chicken truck stopped and the door of the cargo box was opened, they were pleasantly surprised to find that they had successfully arrived in Lhasa by mistake. The colorful flags of wind and horses fluttered in the wind in the distance, and the chicken coop did not know who opened it. Countless chickens flew out of the cage, and the white feathers were fluttered down in the air, like poplar flowers.
Wang Mingze stared at it for a while, sighed and said, "It's a bit pretty."
"Long snacks," Ye Tian patted Wang Mingze on the shoulder, and then ran over thinking of the chickens to help Pan He and Cai Fei catch the chickens together.
Wang Mingze hesitated for a while, and walked over. It was another good show.
The mountains stretch and the sunlight is fine.
Xu Yuan sighed lightly, his cheeks were a little sour with his smile, but the movie didn't just make the audience laugh. It can be seen that with the development of the plot, the two main characters in the movie have begun to change.
After arriving in Lhasa, Wang Mingze and Ye Tian parted, Ye Tian went to the Potala Palace, and Wang Mingze set off on another road. Near the Spring Festival, the streets of Lhasa were much more lively than before.
On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the two friends met again. They sat on the sand dunes and drank to the moon.
"I lied to you. In fact, my ex-wife ran away with another man. I came to Lhasa..." Ye Tian sighed softly, lowered his head and said, "I came to Lhasa because I told her before Okay, I'm here to take wedding photos."
Wang Mingze understands that Ye Tian wants face, and he can say this to himself, which means that he really regards himself as a friend. Wang Mingze raised his head and took a sip of wine and said to Ye Tian, "I also lied. You, I’m not from Taiwan, I’m also from the northeast. My grandfather died last year in Taiwan. He has a comrade-in-arms here, and I came to see that comrade-in-arms for him."
As he said, Wang Mingze's voice lowered: "I went to see it. Grandpa's comrade-in-arms has passed away."
Ye Tian comforted a few words, and suddenly thought of something, he gave a low voice, and then he held down Wang Mingze: "You return the souvenir that I gave you back to Lao Tzu!"
"No, no!" Wang Mingze broke free of Ye Tian's restraint and immediately ran away.
"What souvenir do you want from Northeast China? Lao Tzu prepared it for the friendship between the two sides of the strait. You will return it to Lao Tzu!"
"You are stingy, so you can't bear the fifty yuan souvenir!"
...
The two were running on the plain below the sand dunes. Under the clear sky, the eagle flew across the sky, and the camera zoomed further and further. The nearly two-hour movie came to an end.
At the end of the movie, this is the only time Xu Yuan feels uncomfortable after watching a film directed by Fu Zhen, and even feels a little unsatisfied. No one left in the theater, and everyone is waiting for the last egg of the movie.
Xu Yuan will always remember what kind of surprise Fu Dao gave himself in the egg last time. This time, I don't know what he can see in the egg.
The screen turned completely black, and then a naughty mermaid cartoon man jumped out. It was the mermaid host in the video posted by Fu Zhen. Then the magical music suddenly rang. Ye Tian and Wang Mingze were in Lhasa. The street began to dance.
Among the eggs, the boss of the black mine and the thugs he hired were arrested. The panda wearing a red bikini behind the city government was replaced on the beach as a mascot. The lama played by Feng Zheng was finally able to turn tongue twisters. After speaking, there were Ye Tian and Wang Mingze, who got on the bus back home and continued to dance to the music in the car.
This music is so contagious, Xu Yuan couldn't help but want to shake his legs with the music. Finally, the sound of the music stopped and the movie really ended.
After walking out of the theater, Xu Yuan asked his girlfriend, "Does it look good?"
The girlfriend nodded. Of course, the movie is very good. She laughed in the theater and her mouth was about to cramp, but she thought the other discovery was also very interesting. She handed the phone to Xu Yuan and said to him: " Look at this."
Xu Yuan originally thought that his girlfriend wanted to watch a movie review for himself, but found out that what his girlfriend showed him was an up-host on the station. What's so good about this.
But as a competent boyfriend, Xu Yuan took his girlfriend’s mobile phone, and looked seriously, this is really amazing. Xu Yuan leaned directly, if it hadn’t been for his girlfriend to go shopping with him after watching the movie. , But now I want to go to the movie theater immediately.
The box office on the first day of "Heavenly Flowers" was very good, and the online reviews were good, with almost no bad reviews. The audience's only regret was why the movie was not released during the Spring Festival. This kind of comedy should be watched by the whole family in the theater.
"I'm so laughing in the movie theater. Feng Zheng's Lama is so funny. Hit... Hit Hit, a dumb man came to the south..."
"It's really hilarious. Thirty yuan can't buy it and lose money, and 30 yuan can't buy it. I beg you to take a look at the theater."
"Zidelong's kung fu is not as good as before"
"Don't you think these things in the movie are a bit familiar? I seem to have seen it somewhere else"
"The above is clear, is it plagiarism?"
...
Many netizens said that the story in the movie seemed familiar. If the movie was really plagiarized, it would be big news. So they started looking for evidence, and they picked up the account of Fu Zhenhua Station.
They never thought that the reason why those netizens were familiar with these plots was because they had seen follow-up reports on the contradictions in the movie, and it seemed that these things had actually happened.
The popularity of "Falling in the Sky" skyrocketed once again, and people who hadn't followed Fu Zhenhua's account came over. Before watching these videos, they didn't find it particularly interesting. Now combined with the movies, it is too funny.
"Ciao, I also asked the host of up what he wanted to do with these useless videos. It turned out to be a big vote here, which is a fraud."
"I've seen a complete set of dramas."
"For these news, I'm going to the theater to review it"
"Second brush take me one!"
...
The box office of "Heavenly Flowers" continues to rise. It has received 1.2 billion box office within five days of its release. As a director, Fu Zhen is even more eye-catching. He has released four movies so far. The types of these four movies are different, but he They all drove very well and gave the audience a lot of surprises.
Many people in the circle are waiting for the news of Fu Zhen’s next movie, but they have not waited for any news. Fu Zhen is gone. He doesn’t come out for movie promotion, and he doesn’t accept variety shows. It seems like the world. Evaporated the same.
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