I write apocrypha in Warhammer

There was a time when West Lego was the greatest showman in the galaxy.

At that time, he was the top think tank under the Ancient Sages. He deceived the Star Gods into devouring each other during the War in Heaven, creating an opportunity for the Necron rebellion, and directly established the 65-million-year-long reign of the Eldar Empire. All living things put on a great show.

However, no matter how grand the performance is, it will eventually come to an end.

The current Laughing God is just a poor guy being chased by Slaanesh. Let alone perform on stage, he doesn't even dare to show his head. He can only carefully hide in the black library deep in the webway. From time to time, Put your eyes and ears out and go out to explore the situation.

But there is no doubt that any great performer will not give up the stage easily.

People believe that the silence in West Lego is just preparing for a more exciting performance. When the lights come back on, the world will be shocked again.

"Great God of Laughter, King of Clowns, Lord of the Black Library, as you have expected, I bring you news of Wasteland."

Among the large bookcases that stretched as far as the eye could see, Sarkozy appeared under a giant desk with the gifts he had brought from Middenheim in his arms.

The person sitting in front of the giant desk is a clown with an equally huge body. He has exaggerated makeup, fancy clothes, a black and white poker face, and colorful plush dandy boots. He is immersed in the desk, writing something quickly. .

Sarkozy's arrival attracted the clown god's attention.

He put down the pen in his hand and turned his cunning gaze to his dependents.

"It's really hard work. Tell me, what happened there?"

Sarkozy saluted his master, and then replied: "You must have never imagined that it was a mortal who dominated everything that happened on the waste planet."

Xi Legao asked with a smile: "A mortal, are you kidding me?"

Sarkozy shook his head: "Of course not, my lord, it was a mortal named Wei Mu who successfully made the greenskins aware of the threat of Chaos through his clever rhetoric."

The Clown King's curiosity was aroused: "Oh? How did he do it?"

Sarkozy replied: "He described for the orcs a world where their opponents are snatched away by big predators, a world where there are no big battles to fight, a world where the orc boys are despised by the second brother Mao. The orcs are the first in history. Sensing a crisis once, this incident alerted the green-skinned master, Brother Gomao, who believed that he had been plotted by Chaos, so he decided to strike hard at them."

Xi Legao sincerely praised: "What an amazing idea. That mortal must be a rare genius."

Creating a big trouble for Chaos, this should be considered one of the few good news that the Laughing God has heard since the fall of the Eldar Empire.

Sarkozy continued: "Not only that, he also wrote an apocryphal book called "The Holy Book of Green Skins" to guide and control the violent power of green skins. Through his operations, today The green-skinned Destined Savior, whose mission is to defeat the enemy of Chaos, is being conceived.”

"What did you say!"

Xi Legao suddenly raised his voice by several levels, causing all the Black Library staff present to hear the Laughing God's stunned voice, and cast curious glances towards the deepest part of the library.

"This is the classic book I got from Waste Saturn. Please take a look."

Sarkozy held the "Green Book" in his hands and presented it to Silegor.

Xi Legao couldn't wait to take the apocrypha, and through his supreme divine power, he read the entire content of the book at just one glance.

Then, a burst of weird and unrestrained laughter came from the depths of the library.

The Laughing God twisted his limbs like a puppet, his whole body trembling with excitement.

"He...he can actually write such a perfect script?"

Silegor's voice was hysterical, like a pirate discovering endless wealth.

Sarkozy nodded and replied: "Yes, this book was written by that person."

A mortal can actually use his wit and talent to forcefully influence the power structure of the entire galaxy - what a glorious feat is this?

In today's galaxy, the evil god Tzeentch is the most capable of causing trouble.

The huge event "Magnus' Folly" caused by him directly led to the bankruptcy of the Master of Mankind's Webway plan. The Emperor was trapped on the Golden Throne, allowing the warp daemons to attack Holy Terra.

It was this incident that directly determined the empire's defeat during the Horus Heresy.

If we don’t talk about the position, Xi Lego actually admires Tzeentch very much.

But it is precisely because everyone has their own position that there is a saying that "comrades are enemies". As the destructive power of the Chaos side, Tzeentch is destined to become Xi Lego's mortal enemy.

But this human being is different.

Humans are people that the Eldar can work with.

Xi Legao sighed: "If there is a chance, I really hope to meet him."

Upon seeing this, Sarkozy said quickly: "We do have this opportunity. The great West Lego, that human being has encountered great difficulties in his new round of planning, and we can take the opportunity to help him."

"His new plan?"

West Lego knows that inspiration is not endless.

After a writer creates a stunning masterpiece, he is often unable to produce another work of the same quality for a long time.

The highlight moment of some authors is even just a sudden appearance when they became famous. In subsequent works, after repeated efforts, they fell into the street again and again, and were called ruined by the world and fell from the altar.

This is true for ordinary works, let alone such a grand performance that can shake the entire galaxy.

So West Lego is deeply skeptical.

"That's right, my lord. I have brought his new work, and the content in it is absolutely amazing. During the whole process of browsing that work, my soul was constantly trembling, and my blood was flowing from beginning to end. Never stopped."

However, for that classic, Sarkozy gave a very high evaluation.

"Oh, is it so?"

Xi Legao's curiosity was aroused again.

"It's just that the content of that book not only contains fabricated plots about the empire, but also involves many situations of our clan. I'm afraid that the people of my clan will not accept this matter so easily."

Mentioning this matter, Sarkozy suddenly smiled bitterly.

He could already imagine how crazy the other two Eldar factions would be if that tome was really released.

"In addition, the human also said that if it were you, even if the contents of the book would have a great impact on our clan, you would definitely help him."

"Why?" Xi Legao asked with interest, "How can that human being come to this conclusion?"

"Because that human being said that the way a clown performs is to sacrifice oneself for the effect of the show. If not, who wants to become a clown in the eyes of others." Sarkozy relayed truthfully.

Hearing this, Xi Legao burst into laughter.

The clown king's voice was so crazy that his unrestrained laughter could be heard throughout the entire network.

"Yes, yes, this is exactly how we do things. I didn't expect that a mortal could understand it so thoroughly."

If that kid's plan can really make waves in the galaxy again, Xi Legao won't mind risking his life to accompany the gentleman.

The Laughing God picked up the "Revival of the Empire" that Dujiao brought. This time, He did not use his boundless divine power to read, but opened the pages of the book and browsed it carefully like an ordinary person.

The book mainly tells the story of how Robert Guilliman, the original body of the Ultramarines, revitalized the Empire through resourcefulness and courage after his return, but most of the plots in it have various connotations for the Lord Regent.

For example, Lord Regent’s title of ICU God of War; such as Lord Regent’s plot of the Second Empire; such as Lord Regent’s “Code of Astartes”…

And most importantly, content involving the Ada Eldar - such as the Lord Regent's Eldar girlfriend.