I write apocrypha in Warhammer

"Father!"

"Lord!"

"Old Man Huang!"

The golden words that suddenly appeared shocked everyone present and stunned them.

Even these heroes who have experienced hundreds of battles and have great power failed to take into account their image for a while and showed their gaffes.

However, Wei Mu's statement was a bit too out of character, which attracted the attention of everyone around him.

"Uh, I mean, Your Majesty!" He quickly corrected.

It doesn't matter to anyone else. The guy in front of me has the thickest thighs in the entire galaxy, so he must not be offended.

The originally touching atmosphere was suddenly turned into a mess. The Imperial Guards wanted to hang this guy up on the spot and whip him with a belt.

Ignoring Wei Mu who ruined the atmosphere, Trajan, the commander of the Forbidden Army, said piously: "Finally, after a long period of 10,000 years, the empire can listen to your teachings again, or should I say watch? Anyway, I'm glad to have you back, my lord."

From a vegetative state to a high paraplegia, this is a breakthrough.

An emperor who can issue orders will bring unparalleled assistance to the entire empire.

"Yes, I woke up, but seeing your current state, I would rather sleep for another ten thousand years." The Emperor's Pen continued to write in the air.

"You can do so with confidence, my lord, and we will ensure that your empire continues to thrive during these ten thousand years." Trajan replied.

"Sorry to interrupt, Commander-in-Chief of the Forbidden Forces, my father is obviously satirizing the current situation of the empire - he would rather become a vegetable than witness all this happening." Fulgrim reminded.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, my lord." Trajan suddenly felt extremely ashamed.

During the ten thousand years of the Emperor's silence, the Imperial Guard, as the strongest human group, had indeed become too decadent.

Then he raised his voice again: "But now that you have recovered, you can guide us again to conquer the star sea."

"Now is not the time to discuss that, there are more important matters to deal with," the Emperor wrote.

Upon seeing this, Guilliman said quickly: "I'm glad you can wake up. Father, I will transfer my duties to you immediately."

He was originally acting as regent. Now that the Emperor has returned, no matter what he wants to do next, handing over the power will never go wrong.

Then the Imperial Guard was asked to go to Macragge's Glory to obtain relevant documents. It was estimated that there should be hundreds of thousands of affairs that needed to be handed over.

"What, documents? No, now is not the time." The Emperor's pen hurriedly wrote in the air.

"Your empire is in critical condition, and I have many things to report to you."

"Uh-huh, I just woke up and feel a little tired."

"But you are the Emperor, the majestic lord of mankind."

"Forget about that, can any of you tell me what's going on with those pointed ears in the webway?"

The magical quill continued to write in the air, seemingly choosing a topic at random and no longer paying attention to Guilliman.

"Father?" Guilliman still wanted to talk about handing over the job.

"Well, this, isn't this your will, my lord?" Trajan asked doubtfully.

"Welcoming a group of pointed-eared neighbors as my neighbors with a red carpet, a sedan chair and a gun salute? I don't remember ever giving such a decree." The Emperor replied.

Relevant characters appeared in the air, and everyone present turned their attention to Wei Mu.

"Uh, well, we think you need someone to take special care of you. Your Majesty, without Aisha's care, you wouldn't be able to wake up so quickly." Wei Mu tried to explain.

I don’t know how the emperor feels about the matter he arranged. Anyway, everything has been done. It’s a knife to extend his head, and it’s a knife to shrink his head.

"My little scribe, although I love the programs you bring - this time you have crossed the line."

What is in front of you is obviously just some written characters, but it feels so majestic to people.

The sudden attack from the emperor caught Wei Mu off guard: "I don't understand what you are talking about, Your Majesty."

The emperor's attitude was very serious and he had no intention of fighting with him: "I am the master of mankind, and your little tricks cannot be hidden from my eyes!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Wei Mu shrank back.

"There must be some misunderstanding, father. I believe that Wei Mu will not do anything rebellious." Guilliman tried to persuade him.

"I think so too, father, you must not wrong him." Fulgen also supported him.

As long as it is not an open rebellion and the contribution of maintaining the animal husbandry to the empire, any other charges should not be a problem.

However, the emperor still did not intend to let Wei Mu go, and characters giving orders appeared in the sky.

"Take him, Imperial Guards, find out what's on him!"

The Imperial Guards, who valued the emperor's orders above all else, did not hesitate and immediately surrounded him, blocking Wei Mu's path.

"No, you can't do this to me!" Wei Mu shouted loudly, "I have shed blood for the empire, and I have been wounded for humanity!"

The tall corn spirits didn't listen to his explanation, and directly lifted Wei Mu up and began to dump the objects on him.

"Let's see what sin you're hiding!"

Trajan carefully examined the mortals before him.

With a bang, clang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, dang, bang, bang, bang, bang, dang, bang, bang, dang, bang, dang, bang, dang, bang, ding, bang, dang, bang, dang, bang, dang, thing out of his pocket, all kinds of things were taken out and scattered on the steps in front of the Golden Throne, including a lot of snacks, figurines of battle nuns and eldar girls, and collector’s edition study materials. .

Until there was a plop, and a certain book was pulled out.

The Emperor quickly reminded his servant.

"That's the one!"

Trajan obeyed the order and picked up the book and looked at it carefully. The title on it was "The Book of Wei Mu".

"Wei Mu, do you know your guilt?" the emperor asked.

"I'm wronged, I'm not guilty!" Wei Mu was raised high by two corn spirits on one left and one on the right, with his feet off the ground.

"The evidence is conclusive, and both the stolen goods and the stolen goods were obtained. How dare you deny it here?" The emperor used his spiritual power to lift the book and wave it in front of everyone.

"It only records a few harmless thoughts of mine. You can't blame me for this." Wei Mu defended himself.

"A harmless idea?" The emperor's pen wrote characters in the air, "Trying to create a living god among our people, can this be considered a harmless idea?"

"A living god?"

Everyone's eyes widened after hearing this, deeply shocked by the emperor's statement.

If this incident had happened to anyone else, it would most likely be just a sensational story, but the person involved with it was Wei Mu. No matter how outrageous the content was, everyone still felt that there was a possibility of it becoming a reality.

I didn't expect that things would become so big.

They all turned their attention to Wei Mu and asked sternly: "What on earth did you do?"

Being stared at so directly by everyone, Wei Mu's eyes escaped and he hesitated: "Uh, that's right, I was just writing it for fun."

Looking at this guilty attitude, this is really what happened.

"Commander of the Imperial Army!" The Emperor's Pen continued to write, "Reveal the contents of the book and let everyone know about his crimes!"

"As you wish, my lord!" Trajan nodded.

Then he opened the "Book of Wei Mu" and read the contents slowly in front of everyone present.

“Power defines God, there’s no doubt about it.”

"The Emperor's case tells us that as long as your power is strong enough, even if you deny it yourself, you will still be worshiped as a god by the world."

"This book is about my discussion of mortals becoming gods, but the actual effect needs to be tested."

"The specific content is - first you must gather the four mixed bloodlines of Asia, Africa, Europe and Latin America."

"If it's not a priority, take the second best. The remaining two are the best, and it doesn't matter if you don't have them."

"If it doesn't work, you can use albinism instead."

"Secondly, you also have to go through the test of gender cognitive disorder."

“Preferably a trans woman.”

“Blurring one’s sexuality through homosexuality, blurring one’s grooming through transvestism.”

"After Dacheng, the operation becomes futa, reaching the unpredictable state of male and female."

"On top of that you have to be vegetarian and mutilate your vegetarianism by eating meat the way pica eats it."

“Using the teaching that you are not allowed to harm yourself allows you to suffer from masochism, which leads to depression, and at the same time, you experience the feeling of isolation that comes when you fall into sleep.”

"Engaged in many experiences such as environmentalism, animal rights and weak rights."

"Born in a slum, a family with a single mother and a baby."

"Or just an orphan."

“The nose can smell carbon emissions, and the naked eye can see the radiation levels.”

"If you can acquire all these properties, then rejoice, God will walk among us (probably?)."