I write apocrypha in Warhammer

A group of clowns were watching and eating melon, but they didn't expect that they would eat it themselves.

Asuryan is the great god-king of their Eldar tribe, the father of the gods and the ancestor of all things.

However, just by looking at the title of this boy's book, one can tell that the posthumous reputation of his own God King may not be preserved.

"What is "The Secret Story of Asuryan's Harem"?" Stern asked curiously.

Eating melons is a natural instinct of intelligent races. As long as the melons don't happen to you, they still taste delicious.

These clowns just made a fuss when the topic of the emperor was brought up. Now they are finally getting retribution, right?

"Of course we are talking about the two or three things in the harem of the Eldar God King Asuryan." Wei Mu said eloquently, "If you think about it carefully, how did Slaanesh rise? As a newborn, he God, how could such a powerful power come from, and how could it be nurtured for such a long time? Even the Ark Spirit Clan could sense that the situation was not good, and knew how to clean up and run away beforehand. The God King whose strength was blown to the sky by the Spirit Clan Asuryan did not move at all. Not only did he not suppress the birth of Slaanesh, he immediately lay down at the moment of Slaanesh's birth. His actual performance was simply embarrassing."

This matter is also a very confusing point for many people who explore the history of the Eldar.

You say that Asuryan, the God-King, has done a good job. The Eldar Pantheon has not suffered any major disasters in the 65 million years that the Eldar Empire has ruled the galaxy. Why was it inexplicably overthrown by the new Slaanesh in an instant? Woolen cloth?

"Uh, this is it"

Xi Legao just wanted to explain something, but Wei Mu didn't give him a chance.

"This must be the result of that old pervert Asuyan coveting Slaanesh's body!"

If Wei Muyu is not amazing, he will die. Such offensive words caused the clowns around to scream.

"Slaanesh has just been born. She was originally a pure and innocent girl. However, the old pervert Asu Yan took advantage of his position and got hold of her in all kinds of unsightly ways. She was turned into a pervert. In the end, this The old slut must have been playing some shameful game with Slaanesh in the room. He accidentally fell to Slaanesh's pomegranate skirt, and Slaanesh found the opportunity to fight back. Slaanesh took the opportunity to devour the God King. Only then did he have the power to overthrow the Eldar Pantheon."

Wei Mu's eyes shone, and he became more and more enthusiastic as he spoke, and in the end he couldn't help but praise himself.

"I'm so damn good, I can even think of such a plot, my inspiration is endless!"

So he quickly took out the infinite ink quill hanging on his waist and wrote down the good idea he just thought of.

But the people around him were shocked by his treacherous remarks, especially the clowns in clowns, who all had sad expressions on their faces.

"He is our God King, how could you arrange Him so casually!"

But Wei Mu waved his hand and said, "Don't talk to me about anything else. Just ask you guys if this plot can be justified?"

There is so little information about the performance of the Eldar gods in the Fall of the Eldar, so it must be able to be self-explanatory, and it can be arranged however you want.

Even if you say that Asuryan summoned a group of subspace gods to have a party at that time, and the Eye of Terror was forcefully opened by them, no one would be able to refute it.

The clowns seemed to be a little bit anxious and said quickly: "The truth of the matter is definitely not what you said. Is that right, my lord?"

So everyone turned their attention to Xi Legao, the only witness present.

As long as the Laughing God can speak out and clarify, Wei Mu's creative inspiration that has already gone berserk can be stifled.

As a result, Xi Legao put on an innocent expression: "What do you think I do? Do I look like the kind of god who listens to my boss?" This disappointed all the clowns.

The reason why people ask you this is to hope that you, who has witnessed the incident, can clarify the facts. However, you ignore the nonsense and answer the question without saying anything. You still have three hundred taels of silver in this place.

It seems that I often went to listen to other people's comments in the past.

Did their god-king Asuryan really do something disgraceful during the birth of Slaanesh?

The clowns couldn't help but start to become suspicious.

"Speaking of which, Wei Mu, do you have any supporting plans for this new book?"

Moore did not accompany them to fool around, but seriously considered the matter.

Based on past experience, the apocrypha created by Wei Mu:

"Skarbrand's Rebellion" is intended to provoke infighting within Chaos, and related actions are currently being planned;

"The Holy Book of Green Skins" guides the Green Skins to fight against Chaos, and the current effect is very significant;

"The Restoration of the Empire" is intended to further promote the union of humans and Eldar, and there has been little progress so far.

All have profound meanings.

Now I have published another book, "Secret Biography of Asuyan's Harem", and I don't know what the important purpose is.

"Uh, well, of course, of course."

Speaking of this, Wei Mu suddenly looked away, and even his words became hesitant.

"You couldn't be more jealous after seeing Sister Stern get a true book, and eager to prove yourself, so that's why you did this, right?"

Moore was not going to let him go and continued to ask.

"Well, you see, if this book is released, wouldn't it be able to defeat the Slaanesh demon army? Asuryan is dead to the point where there is not even ashes left, so it would be good to use him to exert some residual heat. Right?"

Wei Mu explained.

The situation was right by Moore. This kid really did it on a whim and didn't think too much.

Just because the envious Sister Stern has produced a scripture that can burn demons, creating such a "Secret Tradition of Asuryan's Harem" will not only offend the Eldar, but also be taken care of by Slaanesh.

Except for Wei Mu, there really is no one else who can do this operation.

"Don't ask me, ask them."

Moore pointed at the clowns around him who were getting angry.

"We will never print this book for you!"

The clowns said confidently.

"As an author, I can't write every book for the benefit of all people in the world. I also have inspirations that need to be released. Can't you guys be a little considerate? What's more, this book can indeed bring great benefits to Slaanesh. trouble."

Wei Mu advised.

"This really doesn't work." Xi Legao waved his hand, "I'm very sorry, human child, if we print this book, I'm afraid we won't be able to live in harmony with other Eldar factions in the future."

If other Douya knew that Hua Douya dared to arrange their own God-King in this way, and did it in cooperation with humans, then the days to come would be a waste of time.

"It doesn't matter. I can just find the publisher of Midden Star directly. This book is not in our plan anyway, so there is no need to mark it with anti-modification runes. For books that cannot be printed by the empire, look for Bean Sprout. For books that cannot be printed by Bean Sprout, I’m really a little genius when it comes to finding the Imperial Seal.”

Wei Mu boasted to himself. The clowns around were sweating profusely.

If the book is really handed over to a publishing house in the empire for printing, and in the name of using Asuryan's residual enthusiasm and suppressing Slaanesh's arrogance, the clowns will really have a hard time saying what to write.

The living are much more important than the dead - this statement has become a consensus in the current Eldar society with a declining population, and has been confirmed countless times.

"Yes, that's it, my pen tip is so horny!"

Thinking of the scene where Slaanesh read his book in his luxurious palace and was so angry that he cursed and stamped his feet, Wei Mu felt that his whole body was full of motivation.

The Lord of Joy is actually an innocent little cute girl transformed by Asuryan. If word spreads, I wonder what the followers of Slaanesh will think of him.

With that said, Wei Mu left everyone present and prepared to go to the reading room to start document creation.

"Wait a minute!" At this moment, Xi Legao suddenly stopped him, "Before you concentrate on creating, there is one more important thing that I may need to let you know first."

"What's wrong? What happened?" Wei Mu asked.

As a laughing god with a sarcastic nature, Xi Lego rarely utters the words "important things".

This gave Wei Mu a sudden bad feeling.

This galaxy is so big and messy that anything bad can happen.

Sure enough, Xilegao brought terrible bad news to Wei Mu.

"That's right. According to the intelligence the clowns just obtained from the outside, your human empire has encountered a serious Tyranid problem in the west of the Extreme Star Territory."

Xi Lego said.

"The Leviathan Hive Fleet is coming, and the solution given by your Inquisitor Kliptman seems to be to throw extermination orders on more than ten surrounding worlds, so that the bugs will give up and continue to attack The empire marched, and instead directed them to attack the Octarius orc empire on the side."