I write apocrypha in Warhammer

Everything has to start from two years ago.

At that time, Wei Mu had just traveled to the Warhammer universe.

In the distant dark 40th millennium, there is only war in the universe - this passage is the best description of the Warhammer universe.

What a great success the Chaos Warmaster's Thirteenth Black Crusade was.

More and more tentacles of the Great Devourer are pouring into the galaxy.

What green-skinned orcs are becoming more and more waaagh under the stimulation of high-intensity combat!

What Necrons are waking up from the tomb world one after another...

The Warhammer universe is a bloody, cruel, never-ending mess that all forces have to participate in. Every race is fighting desperately for its own survival - except the greenskins.

Traveling to such a universe, Wei Mu was obviously unlucky.

However, the place where he landed was Midden, a paradise world with abundant supplies, pleasant environment, complete infrastructure, and far away from the flames of war. It can be regarded as one of the few good places in the entire galaxy.

Anyway, the life of an ordinary person is only a hundred years. Even if the sky does fall, there will be experts on top to support it, so he does not need to worry. If he is lucky, he can still spend his life here peacefully, and finally return to the Golden Throne.

Of course, Wei Mu is not without serious work.

Once this person has no worries about food and drink in his life, he will start to find ways to make himself happy.

The residents of the paradise world have a superior life and naturally have higher spiritual and cultural pursuits.

So in Middenheim, the power of Slaanesh has been secretly corrupting the world.

If a person indulges himself in pleasure, he will gradually become a slave to mental stimulation, just like being addicted to drugs, and eventually be controlled by Slaanesh.

To be honest, the Warhammer universe is not a dark and incomplete setting at all.

The life of the Eldar Empire at that time was too comfortable and nourishing. They really ate too much and had nothing to do. They looked for excitement in various ways, and finally they brought out the evil god Slaanesh.

Before this, how could there be any endless suffering in the Warhammer universe?

All deaths were caused by the intelligent beings in the real universe, among which the Eldar were the most responsible.

In order to correctly guide the values ​​​​of the people of Middenheim and help them put an end to the low taste brought by the Slaanesh sect, Wei Mu chose to pick up the pen and set off a wave of entertainment craze in this paradise world.

In the process of mankind's struggle in the 40th millennium, not only a lot of science and technology was lost, but also a lot of culture and entertainment.

The evil god Tzeentch suppresses the development of science and technology, causing the empire's technology to now rely entirely on archaeological recovery. The evil god Slaanesh suppresses the development of culture and entertainment, but he can actually create a wave of cultural and entertainment renaissance to save the situation.

Therefore, now is the time to shock the people of the Empire with a little entertainment that is pure and untainted by Chaos from the 3rd Millennium.

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What about thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty, why my son Wang Teng has the appearance of a great emperor, Wei Mu can grab a lot of them here.

The reason why many people choose to go astray even when their survival is guaranteed is partly because of greed, and partly because they have no hobbies to focus on. Wei Mu's works can just fill this gap.

"So, this is your credit? You just wrote a few fantasy novels and you regard yourself as a great contributor to the empire?" Upon hearing this, Azrael said contemptuously.

"Can you please stop this evil spirit? Do you know how difficult it is to suppress the corruption of Slaanesh in the heavenly world? And I haven't finished speaking yet. What happens next is the key!" Wei Mu complained.

At that time, Wei Mu was really just borrowing a few works of his predecessors for entertainment, and fighting wits and courage with a bunch of Slaanesh sects. It's just a small fuss, it won't get much publicity, and it's still a long way from officially starting to write apocrypha.

What led him to make the change was something that happened later - the rise of the Greenskins.

Green-skinned orcs are biological weapons created by the ancient saints. They are half animals and half plants. They reproduce by secreting spores. As long as there is sunlight, soil and water, they can build an entire green-skinned ecosystem by themselves, thus continuously growing from the ground. A humanoid species growing out of it.

This special method of reproduction ensures that no matter where the greenskins go, there will be no shortage of manpower and food resources, and it is extremely difficult for them to be exterminated by their enemies.

The green-skinned orcs don't care about pain, have super recovery ability, are cruel in nature, have an instinctive fanaticism for war, and have a certain amount of wisdom, but not much. The ancient saints have imprinted various technologies in their DNA. They only need Continuous fighting will automatically unlock those technologies.

What's even more outrageous is that the green skins also possess an idealistic power called "the power of my thinking", which can ignore certain details and directly achieve the desired effect. Therefore, the green skins can use a pile of scrap copper to smash Iron, in a way that is completely inconsistent with the laws of physics, creates powerful destructive weapons, and in the same way, other civilizations cannot replicate it at all.

The above characteristics combined make the green-skinned orc the most perfect weapon of war.

In every area where the green-skinned threat exists, the orc boys are like periodic natural disasters, breaking out every once in a while, bringing catastrophe to other nearby races.

And when the orcs in a region become completely big, a green wave spreads across the galaxy - waaagh! It was born.

At that time, Middenheim was facing such a threat. The green-skinned orcs in the nearby star areas could no longer be effectively suppressed. The rising green-skinned warlords were eager to find the greatest battle in the universe. The shadow of death shrouded the world for a while. On everyone's head.

In the face of this kind of cosmic-level war crisis, even if the number of casualties exceeds 10 billion, it is just a series of common figures. Even the slightest aftermath caused by the crisis is not something that an ordinary person can bear.

We can't even stay in the paradise world anymore. Even if we want to escape, where can we escape to?

Wei Mu thought about it for a long time, and finally felt that he had to get involved in this matter.

If a person dies, a bird will look up to the sky, and he will not die for tens of thousands of years.

He decided to rely on his own wisdom to go to Saturn alone to fool the green-skinned warlord, so that the orcs' troops could turn elsewhere.

When Wei Mu told the district governor Karl Franz about his idea, the governor thought this kid must be crazy.

Although the cultural renaissance movement he launched was indeed eye-catching, many people had thought that the greenskins had low IQs and were easily deceived, and those people eventually died at the hands of the greenskins.

The orcs are like wild animals that the civilized world can never conquer. They are unpredictable and moody.

However, Wei Mu only asked Governor Karl to prepare a large barrel of green mushroom wine for him. This thing was contraband in Middenheim and was only sold secretly on the black market, so that he could meet the green-skinned warlord.

Anyway, this kid wanted to go on his own, and the empire had nothing to lose, so Governor Karl finally agreed to Wei Mu's request.

"What you mean is that you solved the green-skin problem on Waste Saturn?" Upon hearing this, Azrik's expression changed slightly.

In their database of the Dark Angels, that abnormal green skin action was clearly recorded, but until now they have not been able to figure out the reason.

And now, this kid actually said that the green-skinned abnormal behavior was related to him.

"Yeah, what else do you think?" Wei Mu showed a matter-of-fact expression.

"Since you dare to speak out like this, then tell me what you did there." Azrael said.

"Actually, I didn't do anything. I just helped the greenskins understand the concept of doomsday." Wei Mu waved his hand and said very casually.

Yes, his first apocrypha was actually made specifically for green-skinned orcs.