I write apocrypha in Warhammer

When Wei Mu regained consciousness, he even thought he was paralyzed.

Because he was now extremely exhausted and couldn't move at all. Even just to open his eyes, he had to use all his strength.

The little man in the robe, Jawa, waited loyally by his side. When Wei Mu woke up, he immediately came over and asked him what he needed.

"If you are really paralyzed, you should wake up now and find that you are installed in a fearless mecha." Sarkozy said with a smile:

"Don't be stupid, that thing is for cans, I can't bear it." Wei Mu joked in turn.

Since the clowns still have the heart to joke with him, it means that his situation is not a big problem.

Sarkozy then waved his hand: "But I believe everyone will be happy to customize one specifically for you."

Wei Mu's expression was startled after hearing this, and then he immediately shouted loudly: "Damn it, you guys are not really doing this secretly, are you? If I get fucked one day without fear, I will definitely come over and beat the heads of you guys, you guys No one here can run away!”

Because the living environment they face is very harsh, whether they are humans or spirits, they are the masters who will use them to death as long as they can't use them.

After the Space Marines are severely injured and mutilated, some of them will be stuffed into a coffin and then continue to operate a Dreadnought, while the Eldar side is a Wraith Mecha.

That's a real coffin. You can imagine how miserable the people living in it are. Basically, they can forget about any hobbies and say goodbye to their daily lives.

Many Space Marines, especially older veterans, wish to end their long service careers with a glorious death. After all, they have fought for too long.

But as the saying goes, if a family has an old man, like a treasure, other members of the Chapter will definitely hope that the veterans can guide them for a long time, continue to exist as role models and elite combat forces, and contribute to the cause of the Emperor.

Therefore, even though many veterans have made it clear that if they become disabled, they can just be buried directly and resolutely refuse to enter Wuwei. However, the boys in the regiment still can't bear to leave them. Taking advantage of the veteran's serious injury and coma, they perform a set of operations and then throw them into the sarcophagus. , directly cook the uncooked rice into cooked rice.

In this case, the veteran who wakes up again will often be extremely angry. It is common for the group of unfilial brats around Haibian, and the brats will usually kneel on the ground, praying to calm the veteran's anger.

What the hell else can we do? Just make do with it.

It's just that a certain technical sergeant who performed surgery on veterans probably had to hide out for a few years to avoid the limelight.

"Okay, no kidding, your current state is just because of the huge waaagh! The energy is separated from the body, and you are a little uncomfortable for a while. You can recover after a period of recovery." Sarkozy explained.

The Great Green Tide is just like a real tide, it rises and falls. After the most intense surge passes, it will naturally fall into a state of calm for a period of time.

Having said that, Wei Mu actually missed that feeling - being surrounded by a powerful group of greenskins, as if he was invincible.

"So what's the situation now? What happened after I fell into coma?" Wei Mu asked.

Then, Sarkozy informed Wei Mu of everything that happened next.

The greenskin army was left behind in the Tiamat system, where only ruins remained due to the direct collision of the Battle Moon.

They were intercepted by many forces on the webway and were forced to give up the young god they had just acquired.

The Knight was captured by Vect, the overlord of Commorragh, but was reportedly kidnapped by Cypher.

Stern and Moore went back to the Empire to report on their duties, but they haven't come back yet.

After listening to Sarkozy's series of reports, Wei Mu let out a long sigh.

The various forces in the galaxy are mixed, and it is impossible for them to take all the results. There is no way around it. The current ending is actually very good.

"So, if I leave the Black Library for a trip now, what is the probability that I can come back safely?" Wei Mu tried to ask.

Although he was doing things before, he was instructing others to do the actual operations, and he was just coming up with ideas.

But this time, he really charged forward and injured the Great Devourer. The result was earth-shattering.

It is estimated that the bunch of demons and monsters in the subspace have already set their sights on his soul, waiting for him to come forward and harvest it.

Sarkozy hesitated and said: "Well, it's hard to say."

It’s hard to say, but it’s already been made clear that the current situation is a death.

Wei Mu sighed again.

Then, he used all his strength to take out the multi-dimensional Rubik's Cube from his waist and handed it to Sarkozy's hands.

The Rubik's Cube is a storage item that stores almost all of Wei Mu's personal belongings.

"What are you doing? Please have confidence in our cause. The situation is not so bad that we have to explain our funeral arrangements."

The one-horned clown quickly persuaded Wei Mu, fearing that Wei Mu would be confused by this.

This made Wei Mu want to give the other party a slap in the face, and said loudly: "I'm going to explain the funeral affairs of you big-headed devil. I just want you to bring me some things. I definitely can't go out during this period of time, so I have to stay away." Get out of the limelight.”

Sarkozy wondered: "So?"

"So please go to Midden Star and help me fill this Rubik's Cube with pizza, burgers, and cola and other snacks. I haven't tasted them for a long time. I must be healthy during this time. "

"In addition, go to Empire Truth Publishing House, find their person in charge, Charles, and purchase the comics and novel serials that I have been paying attention to during my recent absence. You only need to mention my name and which ones they are. We all know that, and we asked him to pay the royalties for this period of time."

Wei Mu explained tirelessly.

You have to be fully prepared to live in a small house. He has experience in this aspect.

"I, you, this."

Sarkozy was confused.

Sure enough, this kid still smells familiar.

But who told him to make such a big contribution this time? Just give him a run.

"Oh, by the way, why didn't you see that guy from Xi Legao? I still have a lot of questions for him!" Wei Mu said.

"Since you left, our Lord has been busy in the deepest room. He said that the Book of Silago has been written to the most critical place, and warned us not to disturb it." Sarkozy replied.

"Are you sure he's not hiding from me?" Wei Mu asked doubtfully.

Xi Lego actually hid something as important as the Emperor's Pen from him, so the old boy must have been holding back something good.

"You have already put on a show that you plan to stay here forever. How could my lord be hiding from you? Be patient. When my lord's work is completed, he will naturally come out to see you." Sako Qi explained.

"That's true." Wei Mu nodded, and then asked, "How was the release of "Skarbrand Rebellion" during my absence?"

"It's hard to say this. As you know, subspace is the domain of the Chaos Gods. In order not to attract their attention, it is inconvenient for us to make too big a move." Sarkozy explained.

"I see." Wei Mu said thoughtfully.

"Don't worry so much during this period. Just take a good rest, it won't take more than a while." Sarkozy warned.

Then the one-man clown left the room.

The remaining Wei Mu was paralyzed and had nothing to do. Under Jawa's care, he ate and drank, and soon fell asleep again.