I write apocrypha in Warhammer

I'm an orc, I don't have a name yet.

At that time, I had just emerged from the earth, just like all the other orcs.

Then, following Brother Gaomao's instructions, our new group of orcs picked up everything we could find. Some of the ones we couldn't find were directly fisted, and we started beating each other happily.

I remember that I bravely won a competition, and the boys at the same time were no match for me.

So I think these guys should listen to me.

But just when I thought so, a group of big guys suddenly appeared and surrounded us, a group of freshmen.

"Stop it, you guys, from now on, I will be your boss."

An orc man who was slightly taller than me, with his body covered with metal scraps and holding a very hard thing in his hand, pointed at us and said.

"Have you seen that over there? Our people are fighting with a group of disgusting bugs over there, so come quickly and get things done. In the name of messing with Brother Mao and the Green Prophet, I have to take them with me. Knock them over!"

It's so big, so I think it's okay for us to listen to it.

It’s so waaagh to be able to fight big battles when you’re just born! .

So we freshmen hurriedly received the equipment, which was a rusty chopper and a few pieces of iron hanging on our bodies, and were sent to the trenches ahead.

I am very envious of the things those big guys have, but I know that I have to win more battles before I can build my own fortune.

So when facing those enemies - endless bug things, I behaved particularly bravely.

Although I was born less than ten minutes ago, there is no need to worry about me, we orcs are born to fight.

I remember that I picked up seven bugs with my own hands that day. Maybe eight? I can't remember clearly.

I just remember that I bragged hard with the boys at the same time and won their admiring eyes.

Just as I was enjoying this wonderful feeling, our boss suddenly came over.

"Stop talking nonsense, you guys who only know how to talk, if you really have that ability, the Green Seer will personally give you awards and let your name be spread throughout the entire green army!" The boss said scolded.

"What is a Green Seer?" A boy tilted his head and asked in confusion.

"It's the shrimp who started this big wave of waaagh!" the boss replied.

"A shrimp?" the boys exclaimed.

"Stop blabbering like this." The boss yelled, "Although the Green Seer is just a shrimp, he is omnipotent. Only he can lead us to defeat those bugs."

It feels like it's very powerful.

The boys gathered around the boss and listened curiously to what he told about the Green Seer.

But I didn't join them.

Because I suddenly realized a very serious thing - I don't have a name yet.

If I don't have a name, how can I get that green prophet to help me become famous?

So I have to solve this urgent problem.

I touched my head and thought hard for a long time, but I still didn't know what name to give.

This should be a very simple thing, but I can't figure out where the problem is.

Could it be due to the environment?

I heard from other big guys that this big shack used to be Xiami's territory. Our leader defeated a can and won three worlds from Xiami.

It's so powerful, the demon boss.

So there are a lot of shrimp stuff around here.

Maybe it's because of this that I couldn't find the inspiration for the name.

I wandered around the Xiami shack like a headless garbage dump, and finally ended up in a room full of paper.

Later I found out that that place was a bookstore opened by the shrimps.

The inside has been messed up by other boys, and everything is messy.

But among the pile of papers, I was instantly attracted by a picture of a man.

It was a shrimp with a red scarf tied on his head, a shiny chopping knife in his hand, and flesh all over his body.

I immediately picked up the book and started reading it over and over again.

I couldn't understand the content of the book at first, but after thinking about it carefully for a while, I gradually became able to understand it.

It writes about a shrimp named Sly Marbo and the glorious deeds he has done:

Sly Mabo threw a grenade and killed five orcs, then the grenade exploded.

Slimab grinds the reka coffee with his teeth and boils them with his fury.

Sly Mabo can kill a bloodthirsty demon in ten seconds, nine of which he waits for the demon to find the courage to charge at him.

Sly Mabo can get a discount from Games Workshop.

The Tau lived in fear that Sly Mabo would kill them all and take possession of all the Tau women, but despite the Tau women's eagerness to do so, Mabo had no intention of doing so.

Sly Mabo never does push-ups, he just pushes the planet away from him.

Sly Mabo never breathed, he was only a temporary captive of air.

Sly Mabo was actually dead, but Death didn't dare tell him.

During the movement phase, Sly Mabo does not move and the chessboard moves six inches randomly.

oh!

This shrimp is really fierce.

How could such a fierce person exist in the world?

When I held that book, I felt like I had found a treasure.

I know what my name should be.

I want to become as fierce as this Xiami.

From that moment on, I called myself Sly Orcbo.

I quickly told the other orc boys the good news excitedly, but they were not interested.

It doesn't matter, I think I will become famous soon, and then everyone will remember my name.

In the subsequent battles, I continued to fight bravely against the insects.

I tried what that man had done. Although it was difficult, I didn't give up.

"If you don't succeed at anything you do, you're not Sly Mabo." I always remember this motto.

It wasn't until I had an opportunity that I threw a grenade, and I successfully killed five bugs. The grenade exploded. I knew that I had successfully taken the first step towards the man.

After that battle, our tribe was awarded the Green Seer award.

That was the first time I saw the Green Seer. Although he didn't have a strong body like the boss, he gave me the feeling of being as unfathomable as Brother Mao's gaze.

He met us in person and inscribed each of our bodies.

When I announced my name and asked the Green Seer to write it directly on my body, the Green Seer seemed very surprised.

"You might actually have a chance to compare with him," the greenseer said.

His words made me happy for a long time.

And from then on, I started dreaming.

I dreamed of a forest.

A very old, very dangerous forest.

The trees there would start fighting with people, and the rocks there would always want to kill something every day.

There is also a frog there that can explode and kill all living creatures within several kilometers.

This is so exciting.

Even if the big guy is here, I'm afraid he won't survive for long. I thought about it.

But the man in my dream is very good at dealing with these things, and he is afraid of all kinds of dangers in the forest.

I know, he is my idol.

So I tried to memorize his fighting methods and use them on bugs when I woke up the next day.

Just like that, again and again.

I became stronger and stronger, and became the Green Seer's most capable general.

Later, I cooperated with the aluminum man and successfully killed the giant kobold, and I also used my skull to close the breach.

I completed all the tasks beautifully and did not let anyone down.

Green Seer. No, he should be a smart boy, and he did not disappoint us.

He succeeded in defeating the bugs and inflicted pain on their gods.

He trained our real boss, Ironhide, into a legendary giant.

I even saw with my own eyes that when a smart boy was bullied, Brother Mao stood up for him.

At that time, I was so satisfied and felt that my animal life had reached perfection.

It's a pity that the insect god has no martial ethics and attacked our smart boy, causing him to be seriously injured.

The iron-clad boss asked us to find all possible ways to escort him out.

The smart boy's companions took him into the thing called the Webway, and I worked with Green Finch to prevent the insects from chasing them.

I did it, I should

I always complete the task beautifully, don't I?

At the end of the war, Green Finch carried out the smart boy's will and smashed the huge battle moon into the insect's hometown, causing everything in the world to be swallowed up by fire, and I also passed out.

I don't know how I survived, but I still opened my eyes.

I saw a giant still standing on a continent that had been smashed to pieces.

That is our iron-clad boss, the destined orc designated by the smart boy.

But it didn't move and I could feel the waaagh on it! Energy is draining quickly.

Is it dying?

Or is it actually dead?

I don't know.

It is my leader, and I want to go to it.

I didn't bring any herbs with me, so I could only apply saliva on the Iron Man's wound, hoping it would make him feel better.

It is said that Sly Marble's tears can cure the golden sword-wielding giant on the golden toilet, but Sly Marble never cries.

Me too, even though I wish I could cry right now.

I can feel that the great green tide is dying down. Maybe this is the fate of every orc? I thought about it.

I have lost my direction and have no idea what I should do next.

Just like that, I don't know how long it took, the insects rushed up again, they wanted to eat both me and the iron boss.

Of course I wouldn't let them get what they wanted, so I pulled out the sword from my waist again.

But at this moment, balls of fire suddenly appeared in the sky again.

Thousands of orc warships came over my head, and battle meteorites were smashed down one by one.

I recognize that symbol. It belongs to Saraka the Bonebreaker.

The orc army quickly arrived in front of me and easily fought off the rushing insects.

I saw it. It was a much more ferocious orc than my previous boss, Tyrannosaurus, but just a little bit worse than the Ironhide boss.

I know that Brother Gangmao has some kind of plan for this orc.

But Bonebreaker looked at the giant's body, his eyes full of anger.

It seems to think that the green skin that became a giant should be itself.

Probably because it was unable to clearly understand the will of the gods, the resulting mental internal friction delayed its arrival on the battlefield.

The Bonebreaker first asked people to remove the Iron Man boss's body, then pointed at me and said, "I want to know everything that happened here!"

Just like that, I was picked up.

Together with the Bone Crusher's army, they left the insect's hometown.