I, Zeus, Don’t Want To Be a King

Suddenly the whole chat group fell silent. .

Chapter 3

I want to be an empress: "What, what did you just say!"

Jupiter: "I just happen to be called Jupiter. It has nothing to do with the main god in Rome. I'm just an ordinary person. My surname is Jupiter and my name is Jupiter. Together, I'm Jupiter."

I'm going to be an empress: "What the hell, I thought it was a big guy who could hug my thigh, but you're just kidding me."

Red Devil: "At first I thought it was a thigh, but I didn't expect it to be a parallel import."

Roswaal's housemaid: "When will Rem find a way to fix my sister's corner?"

Ganwumei: "Ahhh, I failed to hold my thigh, and I'm about to burst."

I want to kill Tong Mo: "..."

I want to kill Tong Mo, secretly thankful that I didn't say that I want to hug my thigh just now, otherwise I would be ashamed now.

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "..."

Kaguya of the Shinomiya's family: "Why are you all so stupid, don't you all look at the profile of the newcomer?"

I want to become an empress: "Wait a minute, I'll go and see the profile of the newcomer."

After a minute.

I want to be an empress: "The boss looks at me, the boss hugs me."

Ganwumei: "Ah? Group leader, why are you suddenly on your nerves?"

I want to kill Tong Mo: "Boss, please be familiar with me."

Zeus looked at the appearance of those individuals in the chat group, opened his personal profile in doubt and then.

Group member information: Jupiter (Zeus), the son of the second-generation god king Cronus, the future king of Olympus, the king of kings, the god of the gods, the supreme god who controls everything in the universe.

Strength level: 18 stars.

Looking at the information of the group members, all the information of this chat group has been sold. Is this chat group so unintelligent?

I didn't see that I named Jupiter just to experience the joy of being an ordinary person. In the end, you actually exposed my identity directly.

Jupiter: "There must be something wrong with the chat group. I'm just an ordinary writer of online articles, so there must be something wrong here."

I want to be an empress: "Huh?"

I want to be an empress: "What's the situation?"

Red Devil: "Group leader, don't you know what world or anime novel this newcomer is from?"

I want to be an empress: "Know what, I don't know everything, I just happen to know a little bit, like Erica, one of the heroines of your godslayer world, Rem is from zero At the beginning, one of the heroines in the different world, and then Kaguya is the heroine that Miss Kaguya wants to confess to the world, Shinobi is one of the supporting roles in the world of Demon Slayer: Blade, and Xiaobu is the heroine in Ganwumei Xiaobu, just Because I happen to have watched your anime before I know, I have already explained it to you.”

Scarlet Devil: "So now you don't know which world this person is the protagonist or supporting role? But speaking of which, this is the first male in the chat group. I thought the chat group would only allow women to join."

Zeus couldn't help touching his chin when he watched the statement in the chat group that I want to be an empress.

"The owner of this chat group didn't pretend to be a prophecy or something, but a direct showdown? Why does this feel like a clear stream in the chat group's online texts?"

Before crossing, Mu Bai hadn’t read this kind of novel. Most of the protagonists in it got chat groups, or guilds, and so on, they would pretend to be a prophet, can predict, and so on, and then learned from the chat group members. Get benefits.

Mu Bai, the leader of these chat groups, thinks that they are no different from liars.

Therefore, I made a decision to do things, and then tease these individuals well.

Jupiter: "Hey, are you really all characters in anime? By the way, I thought you were anime fans when I saw your nicknames in your chat group, but I didn't expect that you seemed to be real people."

I want to be an empress: "What the hell?"

Jupiter: "I've seen it, your anime, such as Qianwumei Xiaobu, Demon Slayer, Miss Kaguya Wants to Confess, Life in Another World from Zero, and Campione God Slayer!"

I want to be an empress: "You haven't even read their books, have you?"

Jupiter: "Hey, don't slander me, I have never watched that kind of thing, but the animation of the 12th episode of Godslayer is no different from the book in the end."

Scarlet Devil: "..."

Red Devil: "Can I kill you?"

Jupiter: "No, I'm just telling the truth. Also, I'm really not interested in things like books."

I want to be an empress: "I can tell from your tone that you are a dead homeboy, yet you dare to say that you have no interest in this book, hypocrisy, hetui."

Jupiter:"???"

Jupiter: "Hey, you begged me to hug my thigh just now, but now you're talking to me like this, do you still want to hug my thigh?"

I want to be an empress: "You have said that you are an ordinary person. If you are really a boss, why bother to pretend to be hypocritical, so there must be something wrong. You are not a real boss, so I don't need to shoot you at all Ass."

Jupiter: "So realistic?"

The corners of Zeus' lips couldn't help but rise slightly.

Sure enough, this chat group is very interesting.

Jupiter: "Then if I become a real boss one day, it will be too late for you to hug my thigh again."

I want to become an empress: "Impossible, if one day you really become a real boss, then by that time, I will definitely become a boss, and there is no need to hug your thigh at that time."

Jupiter: "Women really are chicken feet with pickled peppers."

Roswaal's maid: "Huh?"

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "Huh?"

Red Demon: "Huh?"

Ganwumei: "Huh?"

I want to kill Tong Mo: "Huh?"

I want to be an empress: "Let me tell you, because of the sentence just now, you have offended all the female compatriots in our chat group now, if you start the live broadcast now, then we can forgive you, otherwise If so, I can start voting and kick you out of the chat group, more than half of the group members agree, and I will give you a plane ticket."

Jupiter: "Wow, is it so real?"

Scarlet Demon: "So hurry up and start the live broadcast to let us see what you look like. If you are handsome, then we will forgive you a little bit, but if you want to be ugly, then I am sorry, and you will get a free air ticket." Here you are, Miss Ben has never been in a chat group with ugly men."

The corner of Zeus's mouth twitched, this woman is so real. .

Chapter 4

Roswaal's maid: "That's right, I'm the only male in the chat group. If you can't satisfy us, then I will give you a free plane ticket."

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "No matter what the other party looks like, anyway, I don't intend to let the other party stay in the chat group. In the future, this chat group will simply be treated as a female chat group. All men Everyone kicked out of the chat group, what do you think?"

Ganwumei: "Is this not a good look? Personally, I think it's better not to do this. Of course, if you must do it, I can't help it."

I want to kill Tong Mo: "Oh, oh, I can't do anything like this, I can only follow the crowd."

Just looking at the speeches of those women in the chat group, black lines appeared on Zeus' forehead.

Each of these women is really realistic. If I said that I was Zeus just now, then these women might want to hug their thighs. Sure enough, all women are chicken feet with pickled peppers, haha.

However, in order not to be kicked out of the chat group, Zeus still looked for the live broadcast function, and then suddenly found that his current scene was wrong. If he turned on the live broadcast, they would definitely find something wrong.

With a snap of the fingers, the surrounding room immediately became the kennel where Zeus hadn't passed through.

"The chat group prompts that the group member Jupiter has started the live broadcast."

"I want to become an empress and entered the live broadcast room."

"I want to kill Tong Mo and entered the live broadcast room."

"Kaguya from the Shinomiya family entered the live broadcast room."

"Sister Qianwu entered the live broadcast room."

"The maid of Roswaal's family entered the live broadcast room."

"The red devil has entered the live broadcast room."

However, this group of women had just entered the live broadcast room, and the next moment, they were immediately bombarded.

I want to be an empress: "So handsome, so handsome, I have never seen such a handsome boy, cute, sexy, handsome, cold, I don't know what adjectives to use to describe it, I feel as long as it is beautiful Words that are related can be used on him.”

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "Jupiter, as the heir of the Shinomiya family, I admit that you are a man worthy of me. Come to my world, confess to me, and become my man."

The maid of the Roswaal family: "It's really good-looking. So Jupiter is such a good-looking man? Why are the men around me not as good-looking as Jupiter?"

Scarlet Demon: "For the sake of your handsome appearance, I forgive you for your constant speech, but as an apology gift, I need you to send me some private photos. I understand private photos, the kind that don't wear clothes tops."

I want to kill Tong Mo: "I have to say, Jupiter is the most handsome man I have ever seen. I really want to have a relationship with him."

Ganwumei: "I love it, it turns out that the only man in the chat group is so handsome, little brother, do you want a date? I am a loli voice."

Jupiter: "Women, can you stop being so superficial."

I want to be an empress: "Just like men like beautiful women, women also like handsome men. A handsome man like you is definitely more attractive."

Jupiter: "Superficial, I'm not interested in women, and I've already done what you said about launching a live broadcast and taking photos, so I'll turn off the live broadcast."

Ganwumei: "Little brother, don't close it, let me appreciate your prosperous beauty again."

Scarlet Devil: "Ahem, if you let me look at it again, I can give you some benefits, like magic on our side, there must be no such things in the world you live in, right?"

Roswaal's maid: "Yes, yes, I support what Miss Erica said."

I want to kill Tong Mo: "I also support what the two upstairs said."

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "Since you live in the modern age, and looking at the decoration of your room, you must not be rich, right, so as long as you let me take a second look, ten catties of gold will give you a red envelope immediately."

Jupiter: "Ha ha."

Everyone in the next moment was forced to exit the live broadcast room.

Obviously, Zeus had already closed the live broadcast room, and everyone was forced to leave the live broadcast room.

I want to be an empress: "Tsk, handsome people can do whatever they want, but sisters, I just want to."

Jupiter: "I said, can you not always look at my appearance, can you show me more of my connotation, and do you like me? You are greedy for my body, you are despicable."

Zeus scratched his head and expressed some helplessness. Zeus found that since he was born, he seemed to have an extra charm ability. Women will have a great impression of him after seeing him for the first time, and the weaker the strength of women, the more powerful they are. The greater the favorable impression, the more relying on this ability in the beginning, Zeus slept almost all the goddesses of Olympus in his previous life.

Even before she was reborn in her previous life, no goddess could be immune to the charm of Zeus.

Originally thought it would be okay to open a live broadcast across the world, but who knew it was just a live broadcast, those individuals were all charmed by him, Zeus couldn't help sighing, this ability is useless now, after all Zeus has already Decided to be a dutiful salted fish honestly, Zeus absolutely didn't want to go through things like a hatchet again.

In other words, Zeus inexplicably feels that this skill is a bit like an enhanced version of a beautiful boy, it is effective for both men and women, women will have a good impression, and men will have a charisma.

I want to become an empress: "Jupiter, let's make a deal. As long as you follow me, I will be the boss and your second in the chat group from now on. If it doesn't work, you can be the boss and my second."

Scarlet Demon: "Master, you are thinking about farting, do you think we are dead? Today, the Jupiter support club will be established. If any shameless little bitch dares to seduce my Jupiter, this lady will kill her!" The chest was flattened, especially the group owner, your airport."

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "Erica, you seem very arrogant."

As the poor side of the gap between the rich and the poor in the chat group, Shinomiya Kaguya was obviously upset by what Erica said. .

Chapter 5

The maid of the Roswaal family: "The arrogance is probably due to full confidence. After all, Rem is also full of confidence. Men should like girls like Rem, not just one."

Ganwumei: "Xiao Bu is too scared to speak."

I want to kill Tong Mo: "If you want to talk about this, I won't lose to anyone, so Jupiter, if you want to fall in love, you must find me, I am the best candidate."

Zeus said that he couldn't understand what happened to all the women in this chat group.

Jupiter: "Hey, hey, you all wake up, don't be confused by my face, although my face seems to be cursed, women will have a good impression of me after seeing me, but you It's too much for me to be greedy directly like this."

I want to become an empress: "I'm going to show my cards directly, I'm greedy for your body, and whether you are cursed or not, it is useless in the chat group. Members of the chat group can be immune to the attacks of chat group members, including There are curses and the like, that is to say, even if your face is really cursed, it is of no use to us, and we are just greedy for your body."

Scarlet Devil: "That's right, in short, we are just greedy for your body."

Zeus felt like he was going to split apart. Are all the women in this chat group so straightforward?

The maid of the Roswaal family: "If love has a color, then it must be Rem Lan, Jupiter, Rem is your best choice, you can go to the hall, you can enter the kitchen, you can fight with mistresses, you can beat them rogue."