I, Zeus, Don’t Want To Be a King

Dagu turned into light: "..."

These women are horrible, and it's so nice to suddenly feel like I only have one other girlfriend.

If I have so many girlfriends like this one in this chat group, then I'm afraid I will die early.

It is estimated that only Jupiter can accommodate such individuals.

For the glory of the God of the North: "Hehe, this is a woman, it's ridiculous. Before, they were sisters, but now they are..."

For the glory of the God of the North: "You women are not worthy of being Jupiter's girlfriend."

For the glory of the God of the North: "This sentence is said by Thor, the god of thunder. If you don't accept it, come to my world and hack me to death."

Looking at the messages sent out for the glory of the God of the North in the chat group.

Zhenjiao Dagu put a question mark on his head, and slowly knocked out: "???"

Brother, are you drinking too much? As long as you have a peanut, you will not be drunk like this. Those women in this chat group are tearing up, you go out and focus all your firepower on yourself?

How merciful and merciful are you?

Zhenjiao Dagu couldn't understand what was going on for the glory of the Northern God.

If it wasn't for a brain hole, most people wouldn't be able to speak at this time. Wouldn't it be good to watch these women tearing each other up?

Now with the speech for the glory of the God of the North, tsk tsk tsk, Zhenjiao Dagu can almost imagine what will happen next.

As expected by Zhenjiao Dagu, all the women in the chat group pointed their guns at the glory of the Northern God following the group ridicule for the glory of the Northern God.

Zhenjiao Dagu saw that in just one minute, for the glory of the God of the North, not only the horse was gone, but the father was gone, even the 18th generation of ancestors’ household registration books were gone, and even the ancestral graves were going to spiral up to the sky and explode. .

And with the ban on my becoming the Empress, for the glory of the God of the North, I can only watch others scold, but he can't speak.

Zhenjiao Dagu silently wiped off the cold sweat on his forehead, Hallelujah, Amen, may there be no such women in heaven.

Looking at the chat group messages one after another in the chat group, Zeus no longer knew what he should say.

These women don't want to increase their strength every day, but fight in various ways in the chat group, and they don't know what they are thinking.

Jupiter: "Okay."

Following Jupiter's speech, the entire chat group fell silent again.

Then, after the group of women finished scolding, they suddenly realized that they had shown such a rude side in front of Jupiter, and all of them pretended to be ostriches and stopped talking.

Then at this time, another reminder came from the chat group.

"The color is bone-scraping steel knife join the chat group."

"Zhang Junbao joined the chat group."

Jupiter: "@All Members, come out, there are new chat group members in the chat group, everyone come out to welcome the newcomers."

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "Welcome newcomers."

Roswaal's maid: "Welcome the newcomer."

Ganwumei: "Welcome newcomers."

I want to be an empress: "Welcome newcomers."

Queen of Fengdu: "Welcome newcomers."

I want to kill Tong Mo: "Welcome newcomers."

Red Demon: "Welcome newcomers."

Dagu turned into light: "Welcome newcomers."

Jupiter: "@色是斗骨钢刀@张君宝, the newcomer has come out to speak."

Zhang Junbao: "Blessings are boundless, old Taoist priest, have I met a fairy fate?"

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "Well, it's really interesting. Is there any handsome little brother in the group? Let's talk about a love that breaks up and commits suicide."

I want to be an empress: "It turns out that I am Zhang Zhenzhen and Xia He's horse-fork bug. The little brother belongs to me, whoever robs him will die, as long as those who don’t rob me of Jupiter’s brother are my brothers and sisters, but if anyone robs me of Jupiter’s brother, then don’t blame me for turning against me Recognize people, either you die or I live."

Scarlet Demon: "Can you please show some face? What does it mean that little brother Jupiter belongs to you, but obviously little brother Jupiter belongs to me."

Queen Fengdu: "Little brother Jupiter's first time was me, so little brother Jupiter naturally belongs to me, you shameless women don't covet Jupiter, hurry up and talk to Jupiter!" Let me go home, these shameless women are all greedy for your body."

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "Brother Jupiter? Is he handsome? Do you want to talk to me about a love that breaks up and commits suicide?".

Chapter 46

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "Brother Jupiter? Is he handsome? Do you want to come with me in a love that breaks up and commits suicide?"

The chat group immediately fell silent when they saw the statement that the color is a bone-scraping steel knife.

I want to become an empress: "@色是斗骨针刀, did I not speak clearly enough just now? Or do you still want to compete with me for Little Brother Jupiter when you already know it clearly?"

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "Naturally, a good man is to be snatched, and it is obvious from what you said just now that little brother Jupiter is a rare and good man. It just so happens that I want to talk about breaking up again and commit suicide love, so I'm sorry."

I want to be an empress: "Hehe, do you think you, a flirtatious woman, are worthy of Jupiter? Xia He, one of the four madmen of all sexes, don't you go find your Zhang Lingyu, why are you robbing me of Jupiter?" Brother Te, do you believe that I will break your dog legs and scratch your face every minute?"

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "Oh, it's so scary, little brother Jupiter, you have to protect me well, hey."

Jupiter:"...."

Jupiter: "@张君宝，张真人, welcome to join the chat group, think carefully, the chat group should have already implanted everything into your brain, so as long as you think back a little, you can understand this What is the chat group?"

Zhang Junbao: "Thank you, little brother, the old Taoist priest, I already understand what this chat group is. I didn't expect this old Taoist priest to join this chat group at this time after living for a hundred years."

Jupiter: "Master Zhang, this is an opportunity to take advantage of. You never know when the chat group will be able to revive the dead."

In the world of Yitian Tulongji, Zhang Sanfeng saw Zeus' speech, and the whisk he held in his hand fell to the ground immediately.

The figure hidden deep in people's hearts suddenly and quietly emerged again.

That figure I met at the foot of Mount Shaoshi.

Yuanqiao, Lianzhou, Daiyan, Songxi, Cuishan, Liting, Shenggu.

A painting named after his 7 disciples is impressively the scene when he met that person at the foot of Shaoshi Mountain.

Zhang Junbao: "I've lived a hundred years in vain, I never thought that my little brother would still be so confused by a single word from you."

Zeus: "Master Zhang doesn't need to do this. Asking what love is in this world is just a promise of life and death. I am really envious of Master Zhang's devotion to the heroine Guo Xiang. It's a pity that although I envy you, I can't do it like you, Master Zhang. I only love one person in my life."

Feeling Zhang Sanfeng's infatuation with Guo Xiang, Zeus felt that he was really a bit out of place.

I feel like I was a clown in my previous life, and I am rampant when I succeed.

Looking back now, it is really full of black history.

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "Jupiter, it doesn't matter, we don't mind, and we also know that for an excellent person like you, those girls will be attracted to you like moths to a flame, this is not your fault."

The maid of Roswaal's house: "That's right, I totally agree with what Kaguya said, for a boy like you, Jupiter, it's not your fault that you have too many girls around you, it's completely It's because those girls themselves are attracted to you, Jupiter."

I want to kill Tong Mo: "Jupiter, don't blame yourself too much, it is because of your excellence that you have attracted the attention of girls, and it is not you who hurt those girls, but those who The girl hurt you."

Zhang Junbao: "???"

Why does Zhang Junbao always have a feeling of deja vu when watching the speeches of girls in these chat groups?

Dagu Chengguang: "Ahem, Master Zhang, you just need to get used to it. This kind of situation will often appear in chat groups in the future, so you don't have to worry about it."

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "Oh, it seems that little brother Jupiter is really a good man, otherwise the other sisters in the chat group would not care about little brother Jupiter like this, so Jupiter Little brother Pete, do you want to have a suicide love with me?"

Ganwumei: "Well, just now the group leader said that this newcomer is flamboyant and not good enough for Jupiter, what's going on?"

I want to be an empress: "Hehehe, this new personality is Gu Gu Gang Dao, whose real name is Xia He, who is a character in the anime under one person, one of the four madmen of all sexes, a natural alien, you You can treat Yiren as a superpower, and she can control other people's lust."

I want to be an empress: "Full sex was founded by Yang Zhu, one of the hundred schools of thought in the Warring States period. Today, it has become an evil sect that does evil everywhere and is hated by everyone. You don’t need any conditions to join, as long as you declare yourself as a full-sex member.”

I want to become an empress: "And Xia He is born to make men obsessed with himself, and he can't control it. Even if he disguises himself as a fat man, he can't stop it. His own behavior is disorderly, and even after more than ten years of death, he still has yang energy. It is more suitable for Zhang Huaiyi of Longhu Mountain to have a skin-to-skin relationship with Zhang Huaiyi."

I want to become an empress: "So this Xia He is a complete 10-point bugger, and he is not worthy to talk to Jupiter at all."

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "???"

The color is a bone-scraping steel knife: "Why are you innocent with empty teeth."

I want to be an empress: "Hehehe, do you want to quibble? I will send a copy of the memory directly, so that everyone can see what kind of scumbag you are."

"I'm going to be an empress and uploaded a memory copy under one person."

Zeus opened the memory copy and began to watch it alone. Zeus had also seen this memory copy in his previous life, and he also knew what kind of person Xia He was. . .

Zeus frowned slightly as he looked at the part of the memory copy that had obviously been modified by me to become an empress.

"Jupiter uploaded a copy of the memory under one person (correction)."

Jupiter: "Probably one of the group owners may not have read the whole thing, so there was some misunderstanding, so I re-posted a copy, everyone just read the one I posted.".

Chapter 47

Xia He: "@我要去妹妹, the bitch dares to slander me, I will never end with you."

I want to become an empress: "Hehe, what did I slander you for? You Xia He is a scumbag."

Zeus frowned as he watched Xia He and Lin Qingqing, who were obviously about to explode in the chat group, frowned.

If these two people continue to quarrel like this, then maybe something big will happen in the future, and maybe the chat group will continue to quarrel like this.

Zeus: "Okay, okay, stop arguing, the two of you, the memory copy uploaded by the previous group owner is a bit distorted, but I think it's because the group owner didn't finish watching Under One Person, and the plot I watched under One Person should be There are more than group leaders, so the uploaded plot should be more realistic."

Zeus: "About the copy of the memory of the group owner you uploaded before, it should be the group owner that you didn't read the copy of One Person, which caused the trouble of the bone-scraping steel knife. You should apologize to the other party , After all, it has caused reputational damage to Seshi Scraping Steel Knife."

The veins on Lin Qingqing's forehead twitched, not because of what Zeus said, but because of Xia He.

After knowing that Xia He joined the chat group, Lin Qingqing felt a sense of crisis in her heart, that is, Lin Qingqing was worried that Xia He would snatch Jupiter away.

So as soon as Lin Qingqing came up, he directly fired at Xia He, and even deliberately modified some of the plots in Under One.

But Lin Qingqing didn't expect that she would be able to steal money like this.

This is very angry.

Now Jupiter wants to make himself apologize to Xia He, which makes Lin Qingqing even more worried. The other women in the chat group, Lin Qingqing, are not worried at all, but he, Xia He, the only woman, makes Lin Qingqing feel nervous .

Because all the women in the chat group combined don't have Xia He alone.

Moreover, once a woman like Xia He has her eyes on a certain person, she will do whatever it takes to get him. So it is for this reason that Lin Qingqing did the crazy thing before, wanting to hit Xia He The status in Jupiter's heart, who knows that Jupiter has actually seen it under one person.

But in the end, Lin Qingqing still chose to bow her head. If she resisted at this time, it would only make Jupiter lower her impression again. It is estimated that the previous Jupiter should have seen that she deliberately smeared Xia He.

It's just that Jupiter deliberately didn't expose it because he took his own face into consideration.

That is to say, at this moment, I may have a bad impression in Jupiter's heart. Lin Qingqing feels a burst of heartache when she thinks of this.

Therefore, Lin Qingqing knew very well that if she refused to apologize, Jupiter's impression of herself would definitely decline again, so Lin Qingqing apologized simply.

I want to be an empress: "I'm very sorry, just like what Jupiter said, I haven't finished all the copy of the plot of Under One, so please forgive me if I cause you any harm."

Lin Qingqing's apology made some individuals in the chat group understand what is going on now.

Most of these girls in the chat group are very smart people.

They already understood that Lin Qingqing was deliberately smearing Xia He, but everyone also understood why Lin Qingqing deliberately smeared Xia He after reading the copy under one person.

It can be said that Xia He is the most dangerous to Zeus among all the women in this chat group, and also her strongest enemy.

So Lin Qingqing should have felt this before choosing to do such an unwise thing.

Xia He is also a person with an exquisite mind. After reading the copy of the plot of Under One Person, Xia He also understands why Lin Qingqing did this. The other party is afraid of herself.

Xia He: "It's okay, I forgive you this time, for Jupiter's sake."

Zeus looked at the chat group, although it seemed that harmony had been restored, but Zeus always had a feeling that a storm was about to come.

Brain pain.

Jupiter: "Speaking of which, there is one thing I want to ask you."

Roswaal's maid: "What does Jupiter want to ask?"

Jupiter: "My exes are going to do a dangerous thing. I don't know if I should stop them, but if I don't stop them, they are likely to die, but if I stop Then it will be difficult for me to get away after they see me, so now I am in a dilemma, is there any way to get the best of both worlds."

Kaguya of the Shinomiya family: "Although I really want to answer that I don't need to worry about them, but I think if something happens to them, Jupiter, you will be very sad, right, otherwise, Jupiter, you won't ask , so Jupiter, if you don't want them to be harmed, then stop them."