"Boss, how do you sell this couplet?" asked Su Ze.
The boss smiled and said, "This size is different, the style is different, and the price is not the same." "
Look at this kind of big one, with gold trim and pattern, this kind of thirty.
"It's a little more ordinary, twenty. "
The cheapest is this, fifteen!"
Zhang Wei muttered in a low voice, "It's not cheap!" "
My mother buys these things every Chinese New Year, and I don't know what the price of these things is."
Hearing Zhang Wei's words, Su Ze felt a sense of loss in his heart.
Alas, everyone has a father and a mother, and he is a lonely man
! He is alone, what year does he live!
Just when he was depressed, the system prompt came again.
This time, tell him directly that there are two thieves.
Su Ze immediately checked the radar.
The two thieves were found only ten meters away from them.
He poked Zhang Wei and secretly pointed to Zhang Wei the location of the two thieves.
I wanted to tell Zhang Wei that since the thieves didn't find them, they would wait until they were close to them to arrest people, and it would be easy to catch them by surprise.
But before Su Ze could speak, he didn't know if Zhang Wei was too excited to see the thief or what, so he shouted directly, "Catch the thief!" Su Ze's
brain was dizzy and he almost fainted.
He really wanted to give Zhang Wei, a stinky boy, a violent buckle!
But now catching the thief is the most important thing, because after Zhang Wei shouted that sentence, the two people in front of him slipped away.
Su Ze and Zhang Wei immediately chased after them.
"You go after the woman, and I'll chase the man. Su Ze arranged the division of labor between the two while running.
Women are easier to catch than men, and with Zhang Wei's brain, he really doesn't worry about letting him catch that man.
Alas, it's still too tender!
Su Ze chased all the way, and the male thief ran quite fast, and his body was very flexible when he shuttled back and forth in the crowd.
Although he was in hot pursuit, the distance did not close much.
One is because of the obstruction of the flow of people, and the other is because the thief still pulls over the things that can be used next to him as obstacles from time to time in the process of escaping.
What kind of bicycles, other people's dishes, all the mess was thrown on the ground by the thief.
How uncomfortable is this TM chasing?
Su Ze couldn't bear it.
Decisively changed to a parkour skill in the points mall.
After studying, Su Ze felt that his body was a lot lighter all of a sudden.
And when chasing people, it is obviously much easier to step over the obstacles created by those thieves.
When people saw Su Ze flashing past them and easily stepping over those things on the ground, they couldn't help but be stunned.
"I didn't have any eyes, did I just swish the man and passed by?"
"Did you see that tricycle? I saw him step over with a single foot, it felt like a trapeze, I go, it's the first time I've seen it this big!" "
Damn, how did he do the height and length of the tricycle? Is this the light skill mentioned in martial arts novels?
Ouch, my wife has lived so old, and she has never seen this kind of ability!" The
owner of the tricycle was about to scold the thief who pushed his car into the middle of the road, but after seeing Su Ze jump over at once, his jaw dropped.
It's really been a long time, he seems to have seen someone take off just now? It's really
a god, I have to describe it to my mother-in-law when I go back!
This thief has been running for a long time and is almost out of strength, and when he turned around, he immediately caught up with Su Ze, and he was so frightened that he quickly accelerated desperately.
At this time, there are relatively few people here, and there are not so many things that can allow this thief to use as an obstacle to interfere with Su Ze.
Su Ze flew and kicked the thief in the back, and then landed firmly on the ground.
"Ouch!"
the thief was kicked by him like this, and he fell directly and ate.
"Shhh The passer-by next to him heard the sound of the thief falling to the ground, and couldn't help but hiss.
It hurts, it hurts when you look at it!
Su Ze stood next to the thief and looked at him condescendingly without saying a word.
The thief's facial expression was distorted, and he bared his teeth in pain.
"Whew!"
when he tried to stand up on the ground, he found that he couldn't use his strength at all.
But in the next second, when he saw two white things on the ground, it was like a lightning strike.
I saw that the thief endured the pain and finally sat up with great effort.
"Teeth
...", he trembled and picked up
the two bloody teeth on the ground, "My teeth....", and then quickly touched the teeth in his mouth, and his voice was crying, "My two front teeth... It's gone..."
Su Ze didn't expect to knock out his front teeth when he stepped down.
Looking at the thief's embarrassed appearance, coupled with his grinning and almost crying expression, especially the two front teeth in the middle became empty, and there was blood on the swollen thick lips, how funny it was.
"Poof. Su Ze finally couldn't hold back his laughter.
The thief was full of grief and indignation, looking at Su Ze, the culprit, and actually learned from the aunt at the entrance of the village and began to cry and shout for his mother.
"Heaven, earth, who gave the police the courage to beat people!" "The police are amazing, the police can beat people at will!"
"My teeth..."
Passers-by on the side stopped one after another, looking lively.
"The police beat people, oh my God, I lost all my teeth!" "
Tut-tut, look at this look, it's really miserable, this fall is not light!"
"I look at him like this, he looks a little pitiful, but he thinks it's a little funny, hahaha." "
What's the situation, why did
this policeman beat him up so well?" "I don't know, I just saw this policeman fly up and kick him down, and at first glance, he chased
him all the way!" "The police chase people, then this guy must have committed a crime, otherwise why don't people chase others?"
"I think it's the same, maybe it's a thief, just sit here with the face and cry wolf!"
"It seems that your fall still doesn't hurt, and you still have the strength to cry and call your mother here!" Su Ze smiled.
Then he squatted down without saying a word, and directly handcuffed the thief with his backhand.
Su Ze chuckled and said, "You can be a thief shouting to catch a thief, isn't it a thief who hears someone shouting to catch a thief, what are you running
away from?" "And that woman, let's be with you!" The
thief was silent at this time.
"Get up!" Suze ordered.
The thief sat on the ground for a long time without moving, and squirmed for a long time before he said, "I... I've broken and can't get up, so you'd better find someone to carry me."
Then he said with a look of grievance: "Both of our front teeth are gone
, I said officer, if you arrest someone, arrest someone, why do you have to kick me!" "If you don't keep running, I can kick you?" Su Ze said, "You deserve to have your teeth gone, let you remember it for a long time, see if you dare to steal again in the future!"
The thief wanted to cry without tears, feeling that he was really unlucky to get home today.
He and his partner had just found a target, but before they could do it, the police found out.
There are so many people rushing to the market, and they haven't done it yet, how can this
policeman see that they have a problem? This made him so curious, so he asked, "Comrade policeman, it is clear that you will die, I just want to know, how do you see that we have a problem
?" "Well..."Su Ze looked embarrassed
, "Do you really want to listen?" The thief nodded violently, "If you want to listen, you want to listen." "
Alas. Su Ze sighed, "Because... You look like you!".
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