Luo Feng was already a little embarrassed.
happened to see a big brother swiping gifts in the live broadcast room.
I thought about relying on thank-you gifts to relieve the embarrassment.
I didn't expect it.
Because of his caution, he was in a hurry.
pronounced the name of the eldest brother on the list as a wanted criminal.
Well, it's even more embarrassing now!
The netizens in the live broadcast room were already laughing crazy at this time.
"Hahaha, Lawyer Luo is really good, if someone else gives you a gift, you will directly become a wanted criminal!".
"Brother President: I don't know why, so I swiped a gift for him, and he directly charged me. "
"Lawyer Luo, don't be like this, otherwise the big brother on the list will have to run away with the train overnight. "
The male fan who swiped the gift, 'The president is not overbearing', was even more scared: "Lawyer Luo, don't scare me." I don't care if others call me a criminal suspect, but you shout... With your professional ability, lawyer Luo, I am really afraid that you will accuse me!"
Male fans shivered.
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't think so.
"Brother President, in fact, it's not that exaggerated, even if he is a lawyer, it is impossible to give you a charge casually. "
"Indeed, let alone a lawyer, even if you are a judge or an auditor, it is impossible to charge you for no reason. "
"Brother President, don't be afraid, if you're really afraid, you won't be afraid when you come to my sister's arms~".
"Wow, I'm scared, can I get into my sister's arms with the president?"
“......"
The audience in the live broadcast room completely regarded this incident as an oolong.
After all....
You, a lawyer, can turn small things into big things.
But if I don't do anything, I'll stay at home honestly, what can you do with me?
"I watched the speeches of the audience in the live broadcast room, and I feel that you all seem to be very arrogant. "
Luo Feng saw that the audience in the live broadcast room didn't have a little awe of the lawyer, and immediately became a little unhappy: "To be honest, if I really do it, then... At least 70% of the male compatriots in the live broadcast room will be sent in by me. "
???
???
???
As soon as Luo Feng said this, he said.
The live broadcast room is a large number of question marks swiping the screen.
"Lawyer Luo, I admit that you are very professional. But I'm an honest little common man, and I usually lie down in my body except for commuting, why did you send me in?"
"Yes, is it possible that I will be sentenced for being late for work?".
"Could it be that I was sentenced to prison for molesting a male colleague at work?".
"Could it be that I will be sentenced if I don't flush the toilet?".
"Hahaha... The live broadcast room is full of talents!".
“......"
Facing Luo Feng's danger.
Netizens are all fearless.
Even, he made provocative remarks.
After all....
I'm just a working boy, except for work, I eat and sleep.
If you die, you just go to work and touch the fish, and leave a few minutes early after work.
Is it illegal to touch fish?
Is it illegal to leave early?
What are you going to do to send me in!
"It seems that you don't realize the seriousness of the problem. "
Luo Feng calmly took a sip of water and said with a smile: "In this way, I'll give you a crime of popularizing science, called 'hooliganism'." "
"Many people may not have heard of this charge now, because it was created during the 'Cultural Revolution'. The main target is the hooliganism in society. "
"This charge was quite general and outrageous when it was created. Let's put it this way, when this crime appears, if you look at a woman on the street and she looks at you, she can make you a 'hooligan'. Even...... If you stare at a portrait of a woman, or look at a piece of clothing, you can also qualify it as a 'hooliganism'. "
Of course, it's not just for men. Female compatriots were also convicted of 'hooliganism', and at that time, women were convicted of 'hooliganism' as long as more than one-tenth of their clothing was exposed. "
"It was later abolished because it was so harsh that it has now been abolished. "
Luo Feng's popular science.
made a large number of viewers in the live broadcast room shout insight.
Indeed, they had never heard of such an outrageous charge.
One more look at a woman is a sentence.
If a woman's clothing is exposed to more than one-tenth of the area, she is sentenced to prison.
It's simply not too feudal.
No wonder women at that time were so conservative in their dressing styles, it turned out... If you don't wear enough clothes, you will be sentenced!".
"If I had been in those days, I'm afraid ten lives would not have been enough for me to die. "
"I have learned, I have learned, thank you lawyer Luo for popularizing science. "
“......"
But another part of the netizens.
Doubts were soon raised.
"I admit that in those days, I could have been sentenced. But this is the modern age, Lawyer Luo can't use the crimes of the 20th century to sentence me as a citizen of the 21st century!"
"That's right, Lawyer Luo, you can't take out the past charges and send us in now!".
"Lawyer Luo, you can't fool us with this little trick. "
“......"
faced the doubts of netizens again.
Luo Feng just smiled faintly.
Then he said: "The crime of 'hooliganism' is indeed abolished now, but ... I don't know if you know, there is now a crime called the crime of viewing obscene materials!".
“!!!"
“!!!"
As soon as Luo Feng said this, he said.
The audience in the live broadcast room thought of something.
I began to realize that something was wrong.
Luo Feng continued: "The so-called crime of watching obscene materials, to put it simply... It's the little videos and small pages that you use to help you in the middle of the night, when you're doing handicrafts. "
"I don't need to go into details, do you? "
"And... Now there are 5,000 viewers in the live broadcast room, and I believe that most of the male compatriots, if they are held accountable, will be charged with this crime!".
Luo Feng looked at the live broadcast room with a smile: "This crime, if it is placed at the time of hooliganism, it will be the biggest crime to be paraded on the street!"
"Now that the law is more humane, this form of punishment certainly doesn't apply. But...... If you are locked up in the detention center for a few days and reflected, it should not be a big problem. "
"As for how to convict you, it's simple... As soon as you flip through your browsing history, it's not something that comes out?!".
Luo Feng's word by word.
It seems to be telling a trivial story.
can fall into the ears of some male compatriots in the live broadcast room.
but it was as piercing as thunder.
Suddenly.
The live broadcast room blew up!
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(ps: Is anyone still watching?) The data has not moved, and the little author is so panicked... If someone reads it, please leave a message in the comment area, even if it is a 1, so that the little author has the motivation to update. )
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