If you are reborn, then become a male god

Chapter 45 Girl, you have been CPUed!

Um?

Jiang Qianqian was originally waiting for Jiang Mu to admit his mistake, but when she heard Jiang Mu's words, she suddenly became a little angry.

This guy actually has this idea?

"Jiang Mu!"

Jiang Qianqian raised her voice an octave, looked at him angrily, her big eyes widened: "Do you really want to find me a sister?"

Urgent, urgent!

She is anxious!

Seeing Jiang Qianqian's reaction, Jiang Mu almost burst out laughing.

In fact, after He Shun left, he started to set a trap for Jiang Qianqian.

It seems like what he just said was an explanation?

In fact, there is a common routine in interpersonal communication, which is the assumption of premise nature.

For example, if you want to ask someone if they have eaten, you can ask them what they had for lunch today. This may seem like a question, but it actually states a false fact, which is to assume that the other person has already eaten.

In the process of Jiang Mu's explanation, he also hid a false fact, that is, the two were already in a relationship.

Otherwise, if they were just ordinary friends, why would he explain this to Jiang Qianqian?

The two have indeed been in contact a lot recently. They appear at the same time on campus every day. They also chat on mobile phones at night and say good night to each other...

Perhaps, in the eyes of many people, they have already assumed that they are in a relationship, right?

But in fact, neither Jiang Mu nor Jiang Qianqian ever mentioned anything similar to being together.

Thinking of this, Jiang Mu suddenly felt like he was a bit like the legendary 'boyfriend'?

No wonder some boys like being best friends so much!

Doesn't this feel really good?

Basically, they have done everything a couple can do, and the key point is that they don’t have to take responsibility.

If you meet another girl who doesn't know how to deal with relationship boundaries, wouldn't she be able to transform into a minotaur at any time?

Bah bah bah!

I just love warriors. One sword kills a tauren!

Looking at Jiang Qianqian in front of him, Jiang Mu's eyes seemed to be looking at the little white rabbit that had been seduced into a trap.

He just said faintly: "Uh, what, I have never been in love, so I don't know much about this. Are we considered to be boyfriend and girlfriend now?"

Trap card, activate!

Sure enough, as soon as these words were spoken, Jiang Qianqian's originally aggressive expression froze, and her brain instantly short-circuited.

Yes, she is not Jiang Mu's girlfriend now. What does it have to do with her having a few girlfriends?

The main reason was that what He Shun said at the beginning a little bit irritated her, and when Jiang Mu admitted his mistake later, she subconsciously accepted that she was Jiang Mu's girlfriend.

Of course, the most important point is that the recent relationship between the two is indeed ambiguous.

What is a male bestie?

When you are calm, you are your best friend, but when you are hot, you are a PY named ‘best friend’!

In other words, if your girlfriend has a male best friend, then the answer to questions such as whether he or she will give you a hat will lie in her or his mind.

Yes, the distance is so short.

Maybe it's still a negative distance.

Jiang Qianqian came back to her senses and glared at Jiang Mu: "Who wants to be your girlfriend!"

"Your ears seem red?"

"No!"

Jiang Qianqian looked at Jiang Mu as if he wanted to say something else, so she angrily clenched her fists and was about to hit Jiang Mu's chest.

As a result, I don't know if there was something wrong with her exertion or if the plastic chair was unreliable, but she fell directly into Jiang Mu's arms.

Jiang Mu subconsciously reached out to catch the other person, not because he wanted to take advantage of him, but mainly because the stool he was sitting on was a plastic stool without a backrest, and the quality was really worrying.

If you don't catch it? I'm afraid you will be pushed down directly by the opponent.

But...feeling the slender and elastic waist, Jiang Mu said it felt really good?

As expected of a dance student, this figure is indeed a bit tall!

The sudden accident made Jiang Qianqian wake up instantly. She blushed and subconsciously wanted to sit up and push Jiang Mu away.

Before Jiang Qianqian could scold her, Jiang Mu seized the opportunity: "Female gangster!"

Jiang Qianqian:???

Jiang Mu looked angrily: "Although we have a good relationship, you can't just come up and do anything, right?"

"Who did something?" Jiang Qianqian was immediately offended by Jiang Mu, thinking that she, a girl, hadn't said anything yet, but you, a grown man, had wronged her first?

Jiang Mu, however, analyzed Jiang Qianqian seriously: "Did you not want to hit me, so you jumped on me?"

Jiang Qianqian paused, but she really couldn't refute, so she could only nodded: "Yes."

Jiang Mu said with an innocent face: "Look, you said it yourself, you were the one who jumped on me."

"That wasn't before you..."

Jiang Mu directly interrupted the other party: "What happened to me before? Wasn't it just He Shun who said I wanted to find a lot of girlfriends?"

Jiang Qian nodded.

Jiang Mu said confidently: "First of all, this is what He Shun said, not me, right?"

"Well..." Jiang Qianqian hesitated.

"Besides, you are not my girlfriend. Even if I find many girlfriends, it has nothing to do with you, right?"

Jiang Qianqian's tone was obviously a little weak at this time: "That's what I said, but..."

"No buts!" Jiang Mu interrupted the other party, as if he had entered a state and couldn't stop talking. "First of all, you listened to others first and didn't trust me. This is a crisis of trust between friends."

Jiang Qianqian fell into silence.

"Secondly, even if I find many girlfriends, they actually have no direct relationship with you. And if I reject them, wouldn't I be a scumbag? Won't they be sad? This is also your mistake."

"In the end, you threw yourself into my arms. I am a young man who has never hugged a girl. I was defiled by you for the first time. Do you think you were wrong?"

Jiang Qianqian's head was a little dizzy after being hit by Jiang Mu's combination of punches, and she couldn't help but start to doubt herself in her heart.

"I...am I wrong?" Jiang Qianqian's eyes were a little confused.

Jiang Mu had an affirmative expression on his face, and his eyes seemed to say that you finally figured it out. He said with certainty: "Yes, you are wrong."

"So, apologize to me quickly."

Jiang Mu looked confident.

Jiang Qianqian said tentatively: "Yes, I'm sorry?"

Although her subconscious told her that there was something wrong with Jiang Mu's words, for a moment, Jiang Qianqian really couldn't figure out what the problem was, so she had to apologize.

"Well, if you know you made a mistake, just correct it. I forgive you." Jiang Mu smiled, thinking that the little girl at this time is so easy to fool.

As for sending the conversation just now to a short video software, I’m afraid it would fill up the CPU, ppt, and cba in the comment area?

Anyway, I searched the comment area and I definitely couldn’t find a single true fan (crossed out).

Can't find a pua!

Inexplicably, Jiang Qianqian apologized to Jiang Mu. Jiang Qianqian looked at him as if she were looking at a scumbag: "Humph! Although I don't understand it now, you must be misleading me."

"Since I didn't understand it, it means I'm right."

Jiang Mu waved his hands calmly, but in his heart he was really afraid that this girl suddenly figured it out and changed the subject, "By the way, why didn't you go home today?"

Jiang Qianqian's mood changed quickly. After rolling her eyes at Jiang Mu, she returned to her usual appearance: "I'm here to play with you~ I'm on a business trip. I can go back later for the exam these days."

Jiang Mu's expression is a little weird. Why does this plot seem to be unfolding like the plot of Sakura's movie?

Girl, you don’t want your aunt to know that you came home late while she was away, right?

"The exam is tomorrow and I have to review."

"Then I'll go with you~"

"I want to go home."

"Let's go together then."

"?"

Jiang Mu looked at Jiang Qianqian with a strange expression, looked him up and down, and then said with a teasing smile, "You don't really like me, do you?"

"That's right~" Jiang Qianqian hummed, but she admitted it boldly at this time.

"Forget it, I don't like tablets." Jiang Mu curled his lips.

tablet?

Jiang Qianqian was stunned for two seconds, and then she came back to her senses. She was a little embarrassed and rushed into Jiang Mu's arms again: "Jiang Mu, I will bite you to death!"

"Hey, hey, you are a dog, aren't you?" Jiang Mu found it a bit funny, but he still quickly stretched out a hand, pulled the other person's little head and pushed it to the side.

This girl really bites her, there are teeth marks all over her arms.

Most of the people eating at this fast food restaurant are singles who are saving money to buy shoes. Who can stand this kind of excitement?

The most important thing is that Jiang Qianqian is very good-looking!

For a moment, everyone looked at Jiang Mu with a bit of resentment.

envy,

hatred.

This is really more uncomfortable than killing my brother!

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