If you become a monster, you will succeed
Chapter 370 Rock and Roll Anchor
Dunn sprayed the so-called herbicide on the ghost with that serious and serious expression, and the comic effect that erupted outweighed those exaggerated and funny facial expressions.
That feeling, as if a man who looks like a chainsaw massacre is slashing wildly with a huge saw blade covered in scarlet viscous liquid, and the red juice splashes everywhere, but you know clearly , which is generally used in making ketchup.
As a result, any new viewers who enter the live broadcast room due to high attention will inevitably have the intuitive impression that "the anchor is probably suffering from some serious illness".
But after looking at slices, videos, or understanding what happened, everyone's cognition has become "the ghost who can be chased and sprayed with herbicide is probably not seriously ill."
But Dunn obviously didn't care what the audience was thinking at this time. He carried the metal pipe and chased the gambler who had turned into a tumbleweed all the way.
While spraying, he also said to the audience:
"Although it seems that the herbicide can restrain this guy, the task given by the entrusting party is to capture it alive instead of killing it, so the anchor must find a way to catch this thing, but everyone has also seen that this thing is too big. Ordinary plastic wrap can't catch him at all, but fortunately, when the anchor retreated tactically just now, he has confirmed the distribution of garbage around, and now he wants to drive this ghost to 'that place'."
[What kind of tactical retreat, you were obviously sent flying! 】
[Yes, I testify, I saw it with my own eyes! You are all drawn out and howling! 】
[That's right, I'm right there! 】
[Appeared, the scene is strange! 】
[Why is the holographic mode not on-site? 】
...
Just when Dunn was having a heated chat with the barrage, his movements suddenly stopped, and then he vigorously shook the metal pipe in his hand, and a kind of embarrassment of confusion began to ferment.
Although there was no explanation, all the audience realized one thing in his exaggerated, funny, and joyful movements——
Herbicides, finished spraying!
The gambler who was running away subconsciously took two steps forward, suddenly felt that something was wrong, the rolling branches like tumbleweeds came to a sudden stop, there were only twenty-one dice with eyes of different sizes The head turned around abruptly, there was obviously nothing that could be called an expression, but the audience seemed to see a gradually abnormal grin.
It's probably the same expression that Tom showed when he was chased by Jerry with something, but suddenly found that the thing was broken.
Watching the gambler turn his head to look at himself, Dunn embarrassedly threw the herbicide aside, put his hands behind his back, smiled shyly, and then, surrounded by the branches that surrounded him from all directions, he spit out a simple sentence: Bright monophony--
"grass!"
Ever since, without any warning at all, the offensive and defensive positions were changed instantly.
The thorny branches kept pulling towards Dunn, but Dunn held his head and ran forward with all his heart. While running, he picked up items from the side of the road and threw them at the gamblers behind him.
Even so, he can only avoid those main branches that look menacing, but he can't avoid those slightly smaller branches.
Cracks spread across the ground, and the invincible power seemed to tell all the audience that this was definitely not a powerless sexual flogging. At that time, the attack that could not even leave a red mark, but could only tear a gap in the woolen coat, made the audience believe even more in the anchor's value of "as long as you are not afraid, you will be invulnerable".
Then, the gambler learned to be smart.
Twelve main branches as thick as the mouth of a bowl waved almost simultaneously, but they did not attack Dunn who was running. Instead, they swept away the "garbage" around them like a gambler stud. Goddesses scattered props all over the sky like flowers, and Dun En, who reached out and grabbed the empty space, smiled awkwardly, and then flew out of the whole person.
Only this time, the anchor who was taken away was not pulled out like before, but was caught by the drone that Haoxuan was not knocked down by the garbage, and let out an arrogant roar:
"You got tricked! Gambler! This is my escape route!"
In this world without jojo, the audience can't understand the anchor's jokes, but they deeply understand that the anchor's mouth is really hard-you even have your clothes pumped, okay? !
The naked anchor Dunn drew an unsightly arc in the air, and smashed into the garbage mountain in the distance amid wild laughter. Under the sound of metal collisions and splashing parts, the audience also realized Types of garbage here -
home appliances.
"Haha, haha, hahahahahaha..."
Under the classic three-stage laughter, anchor Dunn walked out of the smoke. Like Lu Bu holding Fang Tian's painting halberd, he held a 1.5-meter-high vertical electric fan with one hand, and the head of the fan pointed obliquely at the ground. , and the left hand is holding a small car vacuum cleaner pinned in the crotch, matching the clothes with only a pair of underpants all over the body, the style of painting is extremely ghostly.
However, the gamblers who followed obviously couldn't understand the jokes of this painting style as well as the audience in the live broadcast room. It picked up a refrigerator and wanted to use it as a heavy hammer to give Dunn a little materialism. shocked.
However, at this time, Dunn, like a dio who had sucked Er Qiao's poisonous blood, let out a wild laugh and reached out to press the fan button.
Thanks to the unique technology tree of the Cyberworld, a vertical electric fan with a built-in battery was immediately installed. The whistling wind sound became more exaggerated under Dunn's movement of waving a long pole weapon, and the turbulent currents swept the ground on the ground. The gravel and dust were also rolled up together.
Although the painting style is extremely grassy, the audience gradually realized something was wrong, because under the grassy scene, the terrifying wind speed that the electric fan should be able to output has already broken through.
The gambler's branches were creaked by the blowing, and the refrigerator that had been swung down was forced to be lifted by the strong wind. Dunn continued to take two steps forward, and at the same time exerted force with both arms, and the electric fan hit the ground just right. , the fan cover made of d24 steel cracked, and the ordinary electric fan turned into a terrifying circular saw!
The buzzing whirling and violent wind, together with the rolled up dust and gravel, formed a wind belt that was almost visible to the naked eye. At this time, Dunn was like walking in the front of a dragon dance holding a dragon ball. Like a human being, he led the unscientific wind belt to tear off branches from the gambler.
[Why do I think this fruit man is handsome? 】
[I have a problem with aesthetics! 】
【grass! My son started going crazy with the fan in his hand! 】
[Don't talk about your son, when I realized it, I was also carrying an electric fan...]
I imagined it in my head... The vest of the protagonist Dunn is a bit too rock and roll... Well, I hope no one is holding an electric fan at home to make a gesture...
ps: there are more
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