If you become a monster, you will succeed

Although smashing the guitar after the electric guitar solo is a very classic and very rock hardcore approach, and smashing the toe is also a classic Colombian cartoon.

But at this moment, when all this happened to a giant over fifty meters tall, everything became different.

With a weight of more than 2,000 tons, the seemingly funny movements made the whole earth start to vibrate crazily.

However, the people present are all people who have practiced agility, even surfing in a tsunami, so there is no problem in standing in such an earthquake.

But at this time, these anchors and the audience in front of the screen are not concerned about the so-called earthquake at all, but the behavior of this senior who suddenly smashed his toes. It can't just be for the "tricks that children only use when fighting". meme?

In other words, why did this giant jump so high because of his toe being smashed? Shouldn’t these super-large “weird stories” feel no pain?

"No, the strange talk around has been attracted!" Suddenly, an anchor who was taking high-altitude aerial photography with a super-skilled drone exclaimed, and transferred the picture in his hand to his teammates.

At this time, the audience noticed that those big black guys who were unusually eye-catching on the screen were changing their trajectory.

The rules for the spread of super-large omens before are very simple, that is, centered in Shinjuku, and constantly radiating towards the surroundings. Although the moving speeds of super-large omens are different, they can generally be classified as radial diffusion.

But at this moment, in the surroundings—at least the surroundings that this drone can photograph, all the super-large omens almost turned around and moved towards their positions.

"The one just now, senior, shouldn't it be gathering monsters?"

"Smashing guitars and pulling monsters... Isn't this too rock 'n' roll?"

"Not just rock, but also punk..."

A few anchors got together, live broadcasting on the same screen (offline) with weird expressions, but at this moment, the senior expert who just angrily smashed the guitar suddenly flashed in front of them, and shouted " "Six Forms of Guzheng Method" said the youth:

"Can you play the piano?"

"Ah, this, I..." Although the anchor was slightly taken aback by the sudden question, the companion who was chatting with him immediately raised his hand when he saw this:

"Senior, he can! He is a sneaky guitarist, and he can practice the sad magic sound! And me, I can play the violin... By the way! Hu Xian'er! Hu Xian'er! Come here!"

"Call me?" The female live broadcaster named Hu Xian'er ran over after hearing the words, and immediately heard the one who could play the violin say:

"And her, she is the most unscrupulous erhu!"

"Why don't I..." Hu Xian'er really wanted to unscrew the violin's head, but seeing the senior present, she immediately adjusted her voice and said in a softer tone:

"Senior, I can play the erhu, and I practice the ever-changing cloud and mist thirteen swords. I don't know what..."

"It's boring to fight, give me a bgm!"

Feng Xue gave a thumbs up, then turned around and left, Hu Xianer grinned, and directly posed as an air stool, Erlang raised his legs, poked his rapier back into the huqin, and looked at the violin player who called her— —

"Bgm...What are you doing?"

"Anyway, just don't pull your majestic majesty." The violinist said, reaching out to pat the companion who was still dazed beside him, and the "guitar thief" who finally came to his senses said with bright eyes:

"You have to bring a band when you fight, this senior is too rock'n' roll! The bgm must be rock'n' roll!"

"Erhu and violin playing rock and roll, what do you think?" The two looked at each other, seeing the disgusted look of their companion, the guitar thief grinned and said:

"Then the song that the three of us have played before, the background is quite suitable, isn't it?"

"Are you serious? Solo is fine, do you want to play in an ensemble?" Hu Xian'er seemed to know this guy for the first time, but the guitar thief showed a crazy smile that was different from the shyness before:

"This is how we play rock and roll!"

After finishing speaking, he picked up the piano that usually played the sad magic sound, and quickly fiddled with his fingertips...

"Fuck, you climax immediately! Are you crazy?"

"It's been a lifetime of bad luck for my old lady to know you!"

Although the violin and huqin were cursing, the bow was also put on the strings. Although it was a bit messy at first, it quickly caught up with the guitar.

...

Three slightly uncoordinated voices sounded from behind, and then converged into one for a short time, which made the corners of Feng Xue's mouth slightly raised when he was approaching the ominous sign.

"Oh, Croatian Rhapsody, let's forget about the violin, the erhu and the guitar too... Forget it, it feels a little bit better to match this ruined wall..."

Feng Xue glanced at the ruined streets and the giant beasts coming from the ruins. Unfortunately, the sun is still overhead at this time. If the afterglow like the setting sun of blood just falls from behind these monsters, it will be a wonderful scene!

Feeling the bgm's blessing, the power of [Song of Execution] also boiled up. Although it would be appropriate to call out the mecha by fighting a giant beast, but now that I am the martial arts master of the Yan Kingdom, it is slightly against the law to open a Gundam or something.

After thinking for a while, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and the guitar case behind him suddenly popped open, and a red killer whale jumped out of the piano case.

At the same time, in the joyful yet faintly sad tune, behind Feng Xue, the phantom of a killer whale slowly emerged. Although there was no substantive sound, everyone felt that an ethereal sound The sound merged into the bgm.

【grass! Orca Valkyrie! 】

[I said how did I know it was a martial arts myth, but I couldn't remember the identity! 】

[You are so young after shaving your beard? 】

[It turns out that this person is not only wearing a beggar's outfit, is he? 】

[No, that's a hidden method similar to a fetish's self-indulgence! 】

[God damn meow, that's self-deprecating! 】

...

Feng Xue's appearance immediately sparked an uproar on the Internet, so much so that even the classic plot of raiding Tokyo Bay with a swarm of monsters lost all enthusiasm.

Feeling that the entry of the ghost story of the killer whale warrior began to expand, Feng Xue, who had a great family and career, immediately learned the skills from that [Fanchang] ghost story, and invested a large amount of [knowledge] into the fire of ghost stories .

However, Fan Zhang's strange talk was because he was afraid that the wrong [knowledge] would pollute the prize pool, and Feng Xue was purely burned because of too much money!

The power of the killer whale expanded rapidly, and the phantom image of the killer whale above his head became more and more solid. Holding the tail of the killer whale pillow with one hand, Feng Xue suddenly took a step forward.

The blow that broke the river with a sword back then was swung again at this moment.

However, accompanied by the familiar yet unfamiliar cute whale song, the phantom of the killer whale flying out of the pillow this time is far more solid than when the river was broken. Everything in front of the killer whale was torn into pieces no larger than the size of a fist in the next moment.

Today's Feng Xue is no longer what it used to be. She has to rely on the power of phantoms to separate the river. The strong wind created by this sword, in an instant, created an open space with a width of more than 20 meters and a length of nearly two kilometers in the hinterland of Tokyo with dense buildings——

Dig the ground three feet open.