If you become a monster, you will succeed

……After one hour……

Feng Xue fastened the buttons, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, looking at the limp pen fairy who seemed to be melting away, she took out a small wooden sign from her pocket and handed it over.

"You, what else are you going to do?!"

Seeing the wooden sign Feng Xue handed over, the female ghost in school uniform shrank back twice suddenly. Although the plastic wrap had been removed at this time, she had no intention of running away at all, as if she had completely forgotten that she was a ghost.

"Good thing, a temporary worker contract. After all, there is no Heavenly Court here, and you are not from the Taoist system, so you can't directly grant you a talisman. Let's just make do with it."

Feng Xue explained casually, then threw the wooden sign towards Bixian.

The female ghost in school uniform saw the wooden sign flying towards her, and subconsciously stretched out her hand to catch it, but the next moment, she threw it up high as if she was holding a hot potato, but she didn't dare to throw it away, so she could only stop Pick it up with your hands.

This scene, like a funny animation, lasted for about fifty seconds before the "high temperature" on the wooden sign finally seemed to dissipate. The expression of the female ghost in school uniform who was holding the wooden sign tightly changed slightly. The ugly school uniform was immediately replaced by the fairy-like skirt, and even the hairstyle became a classic bun.

"Yisuan Xingjun's waist card, holding a certificate to work, is a job to calculate the lifespan of people, don't write scribbles after taking up the job, just write down your temper for everything, don't let people beat you to death."

"Ah... the unspoken rules in the legend?" Bixian girl turned her head slightly, looked at the wooden sign in a daze, Feng Xue's face turned black and said:

"How do you say it? You insist on getting on me, okay?"

Hearing the words, the pen fairy burst into tears: "Who would have thought that you would be so deceitful! I'm just a pen fairy, and you burned incense for two short and one long, and you didn't send me away, and you still lit white candles , In the end, you still blame me? You are such a big guy who directly calculates the secrets, what is the matter with the pen fairy? And you know that I will write to death, and you give me a life-counting position, do you just hope that I will make mistakes so that I kill it!"

"Good guy, do you dare to accept me as the star king of life? Do you want to be the emperor of Wenchang, or the star king of Ziwei, a school girl? Otherwise, I will make you a judge? Then you hook a monkey down?"

Feng Xue rolled her eyes, and took out a few wooden signs from her pocket. She looked like I would give it to you if you want it. The Bixian girl who had no idea about Xing Jun heard these names, and immediately I was so scared, I hugged the temporary worker badge of Yisuan Xingjun in my arms, and said weakly:

"This one is pretty good. I'm pretty good at math. Well, isn't it just life expectancy? Can I still use calculus?"

"Hey~ okay, let's go back to the pen." Feng Xue waved the precious pen, and the pen fairy girl looked down at her new clothes, finally nodded, and turned into a wisp of green smoke and went back. pen.

Needless to say, the changes after sealing the god position are really immediate. Among other things, the cold aura disappeared in an instant, and even the special effects turned into green smoke.

"By the way, where is your ancestral grave? If I have time tomorrow, I will put you in your ancestral grave. It can be regarded as smoke from the ancestral grave."

With a flick of Feng Xue's finger, the pen dexterously rotated at the fingertips. The pen fairy who resided in the pen was annoyed by the turning, but she didn't dare to speak loudly, so she could only say weakly:

"Where did I come from the ancestral grave? I don't even know who I am, okay?"

"Don't you know how to calculate? Can't you calculate yourself?"

Feng Xue touched a bottle of Illusory Coke produced by Infinite City from her pocket, and poured it into her mouth, but the pen fairy girl was completely defeated by this sentence, and she just popped it out of the pen, followed by A half body like a lamp god floated outside, angrily said:

"Didn't you know that a pen fairy can't ask about his life and cause of death? Don't think that you can commit taboos just because you can fight! Pen fairy also has dignity!"

"Oh." Feng Xue nodded indifferently, and the Bixian girl suddenly lost confidence, hesitated for a while, and then she said weakly:

"Well, why don't you give me something I can do? For example, ask about the weather tomorrow? Or what's for lunch?"

"You can even count everything for lunch?" Feng Xue's eyes widened with disbelief on her face. Seeing this, Bixian girl immediately puffed up her chest and said proudly:

"I don't dare to say anything about the future of marriage, but this kind of thing is still very simple, let me figure it out...Eh? Do you want hot pot at noon today? Speaking of which, there is hot pot here?"

"Oh, then let's eat instant noodles for lunch today." Feng Xue spread her hands and pinned the expensive pen to her chest. The pen fairy girl was not happy on the spot when she heard the words, and angrily said:

"It's boring for you to do this, and I've figured it out. You will definitely eat hot pot. Even if you want to eat something else, you won't be able to eat it for various reasons. Even if you make up your mind not to eat, you will at least have a bite." The hot pot is delivered to your mouth."

Feng Xue looked at the pen fairy girl, slightly concerned, and looked at the effect of the expensive pen again, and after confirming that there were no new changes, she asked suspiciously: "Is it so powerful?"

"Yes, my ability is divination. Either it is not accurate, but once it is accurate, unless there is a direct intervention by a power higher than my divination, it will definitely come true. Let's put it this way, if I calculate that a person will If he dies one day ten years later, before that day comes, no matter whether the person beheaded, dug out his heart, or burnt and drowned, even if you send him to outer space, he will live until that day. Of course, Most of the time I can't figure out when I'm going to die."

"It doesn't sound like it's very strong. After all, your strength is just like that." Feng Xue curled her lips, and suddenly felt that she should take out the ghost hand. After all, in the spiritual world, the ghost hand that can do everything is too much Strong, the only problem is that it's not very controlled.

"Don't underestimate me!" The Bixian girl was furious. She stared at her eyes, trying to make a terrifying face like a ghost threatening her life, but she is now a fairy. Although she is a temporary worker, her appearance But there are requirements, no matter how fierce it is, it's just a majestic and majestic air, not the slightest bit scary.

However, this Miss Pen Fairy obviously didn't have the self-consciousness in this regard. She tried her best to make an angry posture of a fairy, and angrily reprimanded:

"Although my strength is not very good, divination is not calculated according to the strength of the fortune-teller, but according to the divination system. I used to do supernatural divination, and the algorithm is the rule of the entire supernatural system, so it will show that 'before the time of death comes. , Even if you are chopped into meat, you will not die. Now that I have this, I have to add the Xingjun system, so to break through my divination, I must at least break through the world’s supernatural system and astrology at the same time The system can do it.”

"..." Listening to Bixian's words, Feng Xue didn't refute anymore, but began to think in her heart.

He is sure that this is definitely not the original setting of the pen fairy, or that the pen itself is actually a setting similar to the death flag. As long as you play with the pen fairy, you will inevitably be attacked by the pen fairy. It is only a special derivative, and it is absolutely impossible to have such a priority that is close to "power". This can be seen from the fact that he couldn't even find a [beep——] liquid after he hired a pen fairy in Infinite City. two.

"So, the reason why the pen fairy can maintain such a high degree of personification after I put away the girly filter should be a problem in this world...or to be more specific, it is a certain power in this world that endows the ghost' design Certainly'."