If you become a monster, you will succeed

"That's all?" After hearing that "Dexter" didn't even give his last name besides his first name, the teacher raised his eyebrows slightly, and Dexter nodded calmly:

"Yes, that's it."

"..." Although he knew that most transfer students were in trouble to some extent, the teacher did not expect that this seemingly normal boy would actually give him a lot of trouble from the moment he introduced himself.

Taking a deep breath, the teacher sighed:

"So, does anyone have a question?"

"Me!" A girl who looked quite lively raised her hand and waved, saying with a very sunny smile:

"Where did classmate Dexter come from?"

"Well...Roan, Pachira, Prind, Pixute, Lorenzo, Krymsburg, Chipper, Erlo..."

"Cough cough cough!" Listening to Dexter holding the t0 echelon of the most chaotic city rankings on the planet as if he was announcing the name of a dish, the teacher forcibly interrupted his speech and said with a dry smile:

"It seems that Dexter has been to many countries. Do you have any hobbies?"

As soon as the words came out, the teacher wanted to slap herself, for fear that the classmate would say something shocking again, but to her surprise, Dexter just smiled and replied:

"My hobbies are musical instruments and painting. I hope to work in the design industry in the future."

"Okay, everyone applauds to welcome the new classmates. Well, Dexter, your height is not bad. How is your eyesight?" The teacher glanced around the classroom and asked. Feng Xue knew what she meant and responded naturally. :

"My eyesight is pretty good and there's no problem in the back row."

"That's good. There is an empty seat in the second to last row. You sit down first. If anything goes wrong, adjust later. Nanami, take care of the new classmates!" The teacher said to the person who was about to become Dexter's deskmate. The girl shouted, and the other party responded immediately.

Dexter followed the sound and found a girl with medium-long orange hair who looked very energetic.

When Feng Xue sat down, the formal bell rang. The head teacher knocked on the desk, spread out the lesson plan and said:

"Okay, let's start the class. Dexter, if you don't understand anything, you can ask after class."

After finishing speaking, the teacher did not delay, immediately opened the textbook, wrote an article and excerpts that seemed to be Buda Ali's traditional poetry on the blackboard, and read it aloud in a measured tone.

The classroom seemed quite quiet for a while, but at this moment, a piece of paper with writing on it was handed over from the side——

[Classmate Dexter, did you go to school in Luoan before? 】

Scanning the words on the note, Dexter looked at his deskmate with his peripheral vision, then picked up the pen, pretended to take notes, and wrote below:

[Yes, do you want to see the student ID card of Luoan Experimental Middle School? 】

"Hey, is that okay?" The girl whom the teacher called Nanami looked at the note and her eyes immediately lit up. However, remembering that she was still in class, she immediately covered her mouth, straightened her body, and only relaxed after confirming that the teacher was still writing on the blackboard. After taking a breath, he continued his written chat:

[I heard that Luo An was the first to be attacked by [Heavenly Court]? 】

[That seems to be the case, but I had already transferred to Erluo at that time. 】Dexter's pen tip quickly crossed the page. Looking at this familiar but very unfamiliar place name, Nanami thought for a few seconds before remembering that this seemed to be a coastal city in Bailin Kingdom, and immediately said curiously:

[The one from Bai Lin Kingdom? I heard that people from Bai Lin Kingdom are all muscular men. Is this true? 】

[It’s Bai Lin’s, but it’s a bit biased to say they are all muscular men. Although Bai Lin’s style is fitness, not everyone only eats chicken breasts and drinks protein powder to make them mushy. What you say, Just like the legend in Bai Lin that every woman in Buda Ali has a tattoo...]

Seeing the text written by Dexter, Nanami's face turned red and she immediately wrote:

[That is a magic pattern. It is used to improve the efficiency of meditation. It can be washed away. And why is there such an impression? 】

【Who knows? ] Dexter left a meaningful reply, and Nanami's expression suddenly became subtle. Looking at her expression, you can understand that she actually knows the reason.

But just when Nanami wanted to change the topic and stop talking about this embarrassing impression related to certain film and television works, the head teacher's voice suddenly sounded:

"Dexter, read this!"

When Dexter heard this, he immediately stood up, looked at the writing on the blackboard and said:

"The sky and the earth are intertwined, the remaining clouds are stained with fire, the Titan peaks are shining, the blue thunder is shining, and all the armies are intimidated... (ancient Buda Ali saying)"

"Very good. Classmate Dexter's Buda Ali is very good." The teacher nodded with satisfaction and then said:

"So, try to translate what this sentence means."

As the words fell, a large number of eyes from the class came over, and what the students saw was Dexter's confident expression.

I saw him put his fist to his mouth, coughed twice, then raised his chest and raised his head, and said in a rather translator-like tone:

"The horizon where the incendiary bombs were dropped was as red as the sunset. The Typhon-type Titan structure, as tall as a mountain, activated the strafing mode of the Thunder-type city-breaking cannon. All the enemy forces had to surrender under this powerful firepower... Well, the Typhon-type Titan configuration, I remember it was put into service during the White Rose War thirty years ago. Is the person who wrote this article a certain war correspondent on the battlefield of the White Rose War?"

After the words fell, the originally quiet classroom seemed to freeze in time, until about three seconds later, crazy laughter echoed throughout the classroom.

"Ahem..."

For the sake of the teacher's dignity, the teacher, who was suppressing his smile, coughed twice and said in a slightly off-tone tone:

"Well, pfft, um, classmate Dexter, this article is a manuscript written by the Buda Ali poet nine hundred years ago. In the ancient Buda Ali language, adjectives are placed after nouns. The Titan here refers to In the Buda Ali mythology, Titan is used to describe the height of the mountain, rather than using the mountain to describe the Titan. Similarly, the sunset glow is like a flame, not the flame is like the sunset..."

As the teacher narrated, he slowly suppressed his smile, but the students who looked at the teacher's serious answer laughed even harder.

Then, the one who laughed the hardest had his head cracked.

The originally calm teacher immediately closed his mouth when he saw this, took a few steps back to the podium, and pressed a button. Almost the next moment, a voice sounded:

"what's the situation?"

"Some student in Class 1 of Grade 2 broke his head laughing!"

"clear!"

After a brief conversation, the sound of hurried footsteps soon came. The student who laughed a hole in his head was immediately carried on a stretcher. After other students did not dare to laugh anymore, the teacher took a deep breath and said:

"Although the school has complete emergency measures, don't ignore common sense! Do you understand? Okay, let's continue the class!"

After saying that, the teacher continued to explain poetry appreciation, but Dexter looked at the position of the students who were carried away in confusion, and said speechlessly:

"What is this? Are you having fun? Or are you just imagining things? But this doesn't have a [convertible]?!"

Dexter's laboratory is a childhood memory. When I was a kid, I was so angry with my sister that my blood pressure soared. When I grew up, I saw that it was full of American anti-intellectualism. Smart people couldn't solve problems using scientific methods and just messed around. A stupid person can become a savior, while a smart person will eventually become either a bullied social beast or a villain who destroys the world.

But if you think about it carefully, given the Colombian culture, good grades are also bullied in school. The most popular ones are lively characters like older sisters, such as cheerleaders, rugby players, etc., so Colombians watch this animation and bring it into Is it the mentally retarded sister?

Well, the classics are anti-intellectual.

But in fact, if you look closely, you will find that the author seems to be trying to be ironic. For example, in my memory, it seems to be the last episode broadcast on the TV station. The protagonist turned himself into a repeater who could only speak egg rolls. As a result, he became popular everywhere, and finally ran for president to rule the world, but The inability to enter the lab password caused the lab to self-destruct. Maybe I was overthinking it, but doesn’t this mean that “being a repeater (fool) can gain everything, but only lose oneself?”