If you become a monster, you will succeed

For Wu, time is precious, but not so precious. In the blink of an eye, it has been three months since Qiao Jie came to this modern society.

However, in the past three months, he has maintained a state of being a dead house. For more than ninety days, the only living person he has seen is the delivery boy.

Every day he was either typing on the keyboard or clicking on his mobile phone. Qiao Jie gradually began to get used to his new job. Although the job in the navy was not as easy as he imagined in his previous life, it was still much easier than his previous career as a social worker - —

Especially when he doesn't have to eat, drink or sleep in this life.

"This is called vacation. Do you understand vacation? You can live for eighty years in your life. How long does it take for you to take a vacation from work? A master of cultivating immortals can live for thousands of years. What's wrong with him occasionally taking a walk? Do you think he has a vacation? Two years of not showing up is a long time, and it might just be a blink of an eye to others! And the film company is promoting it...whose promotion suddenly stops when the popularity is high? Isn't this just wasting money?"

Qiao Jie skillfully argued with netizens who questioned the existence of Sword Fairy. Suddenly, he was slightly stunned, and then said with a look of astonishment:

"Sister He! Sister He!"

"What's wrong? Where's the soul?" He Yu poked his head out from the corner. Qiao Jie was already used to her sloppy appearance. He just took a hard breath and made sure he didn't misjudge before he became nervous. road:

"Sister He, something suddenly came to my mind!"

"Oh?" Hearing this, Sister He raised the corners of her mouth and said:

"It seems that you have adapted well to the new job. You have gathered a label so quickly. What is it? [Chuunibyou] or [Duwei Fan]? Or [Zuanian]?"

"Ah..." Qiao Jie was stunned by He Yu's words, but he calmed down a little and said in a strange tone:

"No, I am the 'Navy Leader'..."

"Uh...hahahahahahaha..."

After He Yu was stunned for a moment, he suddenly laughed wildly. He was still smiling, but then he suddenly started to sigh. This strange look made Qiao Jie confused for a while. After a while, He Yu finally regained his composure and said:

"This label is quite good for our kind of work."

"Is this a [label]?" Qiao Jie recalled the prerequisites for the "Condensation of Monster Talk" entry mentioned in the newcomer's instructions, but he frowned, because He Yu's expression before had clearly indicated that something was wrong.

He Yu also noticed his gaze and explained without any nonsense:

"The label of "Navy Leader" is basically functional. It is very difficult to combine it into a ghost story. However, there are some evil ways to play in ancient backgrounds or fairy tale backgrounds. For example, the Supreme God of Infinite City sat down and had a live broadcast of the ghost story. She once In a world similar to the setting of Fengshen Romance, based on the label of Navy Chief, there is an entry for Marshal Tianpeng."

"Why can the leader of the navy turn into the sky..." Before Qiao Jie could finish his words, he suddenly reacted, looked at He Yu with a confused face, and let out a soul cry——

"Is this okay?"

"Why not? To put it bluntly, weird stories are just word games. The only difference is whether you can connect them together. If you go to an ancient world, you can even try to make an entry like the chief instructor of the 800,000 navy army. The premise is The character design is topical enough. Well, for example, in the era of cyanide, he almost led the navy to destroy the Eastern Kingdom, but was recalled and beheaded by someone who preferred to be a friendly country rather than a domestic slave, and made the world famous. Everyone knows that after death, there will be snow in June, a severe drought, and then a lightning strike that kills the old witch..."

"Stop, my blood pressure goes up just by listening to you!" Qiao Jie pinched the bridge of his nose hard and looked at He Yu speechlessly. He Yu, however, had an indifferent attitude towards this and returned to his computer to start. Posted, saying:

"You will understand when you get used to your current identity. Our survival is based on civilization. Human cognition determines our existence. So if there is an opportunity to carve your own existence into history, don't let it go. However, even if he cannot be famous in history, he will still be infamy for thousands of years. Well, he must be the kind who can fake corpses!

"For example, did you know that Sugawara Michizane was a political opponent who happened to be struck by lightning after his death? As a result, he did nothing and became a legend. Now he is even included in the textbooks of Infinite City. In a sense, he can even rely on the top The cognition of those ghost talk masters who have been able to generate [consciousness] maintains their own existence."

"Sugawara Michizane? That Dongguo Gakushu? Has he become a monster?" Qiao Jie's expression was incomprehensible, but He Yu nodded and said:

"Not only him, but Taira Shomon and Shutoku seemed to have almost come back to life, but they were swallowed up by the Tengu Council."

"What is the Tengu Council? The Great Tengu?" Speaking of Tengu, all Qiao Jie could think of was the handsome white-haired guy in Itchy Mouse. He Yu thought for a while and felt that there would be no harm in the young man knowing more, so he explained:

"The Tengu Council is a strange organization in the present world...well, the world where Infinite City is rooted. It was once one of the three major factions of Hyakumonogatari, the largest force in Infinite City, but later the Green Lantern was taken into possession by the Supreme God. Down……"

"Wait? What did you say? Crotch?"

Qiao Jie felt that his brain suddenly started to hurt, but He Yu nodded seriously:

"Yes, under my crotch, I also have a collection of live slices. Although they are thickly coded, they are still very powerful. The endurance, tsk tsk, is worthy of being a ghost story from Dongguo. The playability is very high! You want No, can I give you one?"

"No, I'm afraid of being punished by God..." Qiao Jie quickly stretched out his hand to make a sign, and then couldn't help but said curiously:

"Then what, the Supreme God still has this kind of film leaked?"

"The main reason is that the God of Live Broadcasting was present when the Supreme God used the Tower of Babylon to ascend to God. As a result, the God of Live Broadcasting secretly spread the video. By the time the Supreme God discovered that there was an extra entry for no reason, the video had already spread. The amount of it existing in the world is too great, and the cost of erasing it is too high, so that’s what happened.”

He Yu spread his hands, and regardless of whether Qiao Jie wanted it or not, he took out a USB flash drive and stuffed it into his hand.

Qiao Jie suddenly felt that the thing in his hand was really hot, but he couldn't suppress his strong curiosity, and finally lowered his voice and asked:

"The God of Live Broadcasting dared to do this, and the Supreme God didn't punish her?"

"Of course. Since then, the God of Live Broadcasting has also had a new entry." He Yu tried hard to keep a straight face, but couldn't help but smile.

Seeing her expression, Qiao Jie couldn't help but be curious, and followed He Yu's words and asked:

"What entry?"

"God of ***..."

"grass!"