If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Returning to the bedroom at night, I reported the situation of today to 142. When I proudly talked about how I treated Zhong Yuan, three pillows flew to me...

I think this world is getting more and more cups. For Mao’s site in the School of Chemistry, will Zhongyuan’s fans be more than Luzi’s?

There are four people in our bedroom, and the aesthetics of three of them are not normal, because they are all fans, although the reasons are different.

Boss likes Zhong Yuan because she thinks that Zhong Yuan is very elite and has a good ability to learn good quality. I can't help but shake my head. This reason is really illusory. Moreover, it is said that the boy of Zhongyuan is lower-key than the ghost. Where does the boss see his good quality and ability?

Xiao Er (she refused to call us the second child) liked Zhong Yuan because she felt that Zhong Yuanzhen had a temperament. To be honest, I have never been exposed to this field before I went to college. So when Xiaoji explained to me what was awkward, I couldn’t help but squint. It turned out that Zhongyuan was the one pressed by Luzijian. Hahahaha... So Xiaoji is a fan of Zhongyuan, I can still accept it.

Four girls (this is our nickname for her) like Zhongyuan, because she does not like Lu Zijian, if she has to choose one of the two, she has to choose Zhongyuan. For her reason, I want to express strong condemnation and contempt!

Of course, all three people admitted that Zhongyuan looked better than Luzijian, which made me even more angry.

Lu Zijian is one meter ninety-five in height. Is the clock original? Luzijian has developed muscles, is the clock original? Luzijian has wheat-colored skin, is the clock original?

Above, you are also very embarrassed to say that Zhong Yuan is more handsome than Lu Zi? Where is his handsome?

Whenever I say this, one or two will answer and answer: "Is your taste too heavy?"

I am not willing to show weakness: "It’s good for you to make a joke. You, four girls, who is arguing all day to raise a small white face? And you, Xiao Er, you are just a beautiful book GV Daquan. And you, Boss, you, you..."

The boss used his hand on his chin and gave me a charming smile. He asked elegantly and calmly: "What happened to me?"

I am half-hearted and sorrowful and said: "Your chest is the biggest!"

Boss: "..."

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Here I think I need to briefly introduce our bedroom.

There are four happy female bachelors in the 1111 dormitory, namely the boss, the second, the three wood, and the four girls. Among them, I am three woods. This title is imposed on me by the three women. Considering that I am more generous, I will bear it.

Our four female bachelors have something they are passionate about. Boss loves to learn, Xiao Er loves beauty, I love money, and four girls love to play. Among the four of us, the most calm is the boss, the most insignificant is the second, and the most embarrassing is the four girls. Their glorious deeds will be mentioned later. As for me, I have no special features, a little lazy and awkward, and my days are very short of money. If you have to give me a "most" word, then I might be the one who is the most ridiculous...

My cries and laughs are that I went to a prestigious university that I couldn't even think about before. However, as a chemical idiot and a serious chemical phobia, I was ruthlessly rooted in the chemistry department. This matter is long.

The school I attended in high school is an ordinary county-level high school. The reason why it is a county-level high school is because it is the only high school in our county. This high school is the only and important point in our county, but in the province, it is also a skeleton.

When I was in my third year of high school, I simulated a few times and basically swayed around the age of thirty. This kind of achievement is put in the college entrance examination. I can thank Xie Zuzong on the previous line. Therefore, when I fill in the volunteers, I mainly consider how to get a good second-class school, a B-class school. I also scrutinized a few, in case I can play well. As for a class A school, I did not consider it at all, so I just filled in a school with a cow X. At that time, it was probably too busy, so I specially selected a few special and shocking professions, so my retribution came...

In the two days of the college entrance examination, I followed the evil spirits. I always felt that my brain's computing speed was suddenly much faster. Even the chemistry that was usually extremely fearful was not so embarrassing.

After I finished the test and answered the answer, I took the answer and hurriedly asked our class teacher: "Mr. Li, this answer will not be wrong?"

The class teacher is a very gentle little old lady. She pushed the eyes on the bridge of the nose and said with a strong heart: "Mur, if you can't test, we can come back for another year, and I will take you next year."

I am entangled: "But why do I think the answer I wrote is almost the same as that in this answer book?"

The class teacher and the slap in the face patted my head and smiled. "Don't think about it, take a few more days in the summer vacation."

I nodded, but I still feel that things have developed somewhat.

The night before I checked the results, I reached eleven and a half, and finally could not help but sleep. The next morning, I was woken up by the class teacher's phone. The little old lady screamed and told me: How much is the score of your college entrance examination, how much is the province's ranking, you should basically be able to go to the B admission line... ...

It is said that X has not had such a good result for a long time.

The surprise came too suddenly, I didn't fully adapt, and the cups came one after another.

I was admitted to the Chemistry College of B University...

Chemistry, chemistry, chemistry...

On the day of the notice, the headmaster united the village head and hired a group of people to run to the door of my house to beat the drums and set off firecrackers. I also put on a stupid to the extreme red flower.

I am wearing a big red flower to show the crowd in the gongs and drums, full of words, chemistry, chemistry, chemistry...

I laughed like a madman for a while, crying, the **** of fate, you are playing with me, right?

......

Later, in a chat, I asked why I chose chemistry. The most memorable answer was the answer from the four girls. She said, "My dad said that except for chemistry, everything can be chosen. So I chose chemistry. "Rebellious her father is one of the fun of the four girls."

I was holding a glimmer of hope at the time and asked her: "In fact, you also hate chemistry, right?"

She replied earnestly on her chin: "I can't talk about hate, it's just too simple to learn, a bit boring."

So I was angry again.

......

Ok, I am too far away... I said that after the guidance of basketball master Lu Zijian and my own diligent practice, after a few days, I found that my shooting rate has improved significantly, even the eyes of the high-end boss. He also said: "The action of the wood shooting is a bit interesting. It can already be taken out to scare people."

Although this is a bit nondescript, I know that she is praised, so she is too beautiful to find the North, and asked her to eat a lollipop.

In the expectation of everyone, the basketball team's shooting contest, warmly kicked off. There were a lot of contestants. At the beginning, I thought that girls would be relatively few. I didn’t expect that the number of girls who entered the competition today was no less than that of boys, and there was even a tendency to overwhelm. I sweat, is the B-girl’s passion for basketball so strong? Still, they are very short of money?

I am a little nervous, squeezing a bunch of girls to hurry and practice shooting, and the feeling is not bad. As I practiced, I listened to the two girls around me.

Girl A said, "Hey, how come you come to this shooting contest? I remember you can't even dribble."

Girl B replied: "I am looking at the handsome guy. I heard that both the game Zhongyuan and Lu Zijian are judges."

As soon as I heard the name of Lu Zijian, my ears immediately stood up, holding the basketball and not listening, listening carefully to their gossip. Is Lu Zijian a judge? He is so low-key, I don't know.

At this time, the girl A said: "Yes, yeah, I also heard that Zhong Yuan is the judge of the women's team. As a result, I rushed to register, and I can get close contact with the idol." The more excited I said.

Girl B cut out and said: "You Altman, Zhong Yuan was originally planning to sell the basketball director's personal feelings, to be a judge of the women's team, or else there will not be so many flowers running to sign up. However, later, Zhong Yuan did not know what was wrong with it. He had to change it with Lu Zi and changed to the men’s group."

Girl A asked with a little regret: "Really? Why haven't I heard?"

Girl B replied: "That's true, don't forget, my boyfriend is the organization minister of the basketball club."

So girl A said: "Well, in fact, it is not bad to have a close contact with Lu Zijian."

Girl B couldn’t help but smile: "You are in the bench, he is in the referee seat, how can you get in touch with each other?"

Girl A stunned and immediately clashed with Girl B.

I was amazed by the blood and full of yearning. Lu Zijian, Lu Zijian!

Zhong Yuan, you finally did something that would not let me despise, change the good wow!

I am excited because of the fact that the referee of the women's team is Lu Zijian. I saw that Lu Zijian and Zhong Yuan came over not far away. They stood at the entrance to the basketball court and talked to several people at the basketball club.

I feel that it is necessary for me to play the spirit of flattering, so I ran over and gave a big smile to Lu Zijian. I also waved my hand and said to him: "Lu Shixiong is good, please ask me today. Take care of it."

Lu Zijian smiled at me gently and said: "Mul, you cheer."

I nodded hard, the expression, how charming and charming.

At this time, Zhong Yuan suddenly took a sinister look at me: "Mul? Your referee seems to be me?"

I looked at him contemptuously: "Are you not a referee in the men's group?"

Zhong Yuan nodded: "Yeah, you know?"

I inexplicably shrugged my shoulders and said, "Then my referee is the brother of Lu, and it has something to do with you."

Zhong Yuan looked at me eccentrically, staring for a long time, suddenly said: "You are a girl?"

I think his question is very strange. Is this something unclear? So I glanced at him more disdainfully and replied: "Crap!"

Zhong Yuan repeated it again: "You are a girl?"

I yelled at him: "Yeah, don't tell me you didn't see it."

When Zhong Yuan’s eyes swept over my chest, he smiled contemptuously: "I really didn't see it."

I was provoked by his eyes and words, and I was furious. So I suddenly lost my mind and shouted without a head and brains: "I didn't see it? I am so big a cup, you didn't even see it?"

When my words came out, I regretted it. Ok, although I always think that my chest is the biggest in the A cup, but I discuss this with a boy... In fact, I am a reserved person>_<

Sure enough, when I spoke, the people around me stared at me with a special look, as if I was a Martian who had just landed on Earth.

I was so angry and angry that I really wanted to find a place to sneak in.

At this time, Zhong Yuan still felt that the atmosphere was not enough. He snorted and said with a smile: "I haven't seen it so much."

I:"……"

God, you came to the lightning and killed me.