If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Since I put my head under the fan for a long time last night, when I got up this morning, my mind was very heavy and I was hot. In a nutshell, I caught a cold. It’s a shameful and sad reminder to catch a cold in such a hot season.

So I had to stay in the base camp and watched several other people drifting away in a boat.

Zhong Yuan stayed with me as well, because he had to sort out the information. I was forced by him to drink two bottles of Shuanghuanglian oral liquid, saying that this thing is really not for people to drink, but Zhong Yuan said, if I don't drink, I will not allow me to eat watermelon. This person is too mean, this is the net. Things threaten me.

After drinking the medicine, I was carrying a heavy head, holding half a watermelon and digging with a small spoon to eat, while watching Zhongyuan finishing the information. It’s so cool to eat and watch other people’s work>_<

Unfortunately, when Zhongyuan raised his head and opened his mouth, I had to dig a large piece of watermelon into his mouth and watch him wait for his favor. I really want to buckle the watermelon directly. It’s a pity that I didn’t dare to go to his head.

The gold medal chef ran around and chatted with us. He looked at us for a long time and finally said, "When are you getting married?"

I hang up a watermelon in my throat, and the chef’s thinking is too divergent. Which one is it?

Zhong Yuan raised his head calmly and smiled at the gold medal chef. He replied: "I don't plan to get married for the time being."

I have to sigh, Zhongyuan’s number of paragraphs is higher than mine. It’s been misunderstood. It’s a shame that I can’t calm down. So I wiped my mouth and said to the gold medal chef: “We cough. Cough, we are not the kind of relationship you imagine..."

The gold medal chef snorted very disdainfully. It seemed that he was completely listening to what I said, so I was saddened.

Zhong Yuan put it in my ear and said with a smile: "Do you know why I didn't explain it?"

At this time, the gold medal chef coughed twice and said, "Do not disturb you," and left in a fluttering manner, leaving me with a hundred words of silence. At that moment, I sadly found out that the things between me and Zhong Yuan seem to be unclear. Perhaps the only way is to find a girlfriend or find a boyfriend.

I have weighed between these two methods, and found that it is easier for Zhongyuan to find a girlfriend. After all, this kid is a scourge. There are too many people who like him. Even the little girl in the small shop remembers him. But why does Zhongyuan have no girlfriend? Although he did not say this, the frequency of my contact with him can be described by the word "inseparable", so if he has a girlfriend, I should have discovered it.

I suddenly thought of the book "Love Psychology" that Zhong Yuan used to read in the library. Then I thought about how he shyly and indirectly invited the four girls to participate in social practice through social practice. Then, then...

The answer almost blurted out. I touched my chin and thought for a while, and said to Zhong Yuan seriously: "Zhong Yuan, or else, you help me to chase the land button, I help you chase four girls?"

Zhong Yuanzheng slammed his hand on the keyboard and stopped. He turned his face to face me and blinked. It was obviously unbelievable. "What are you talking about?"

I read the danger signal from Zhong Yuan’s eyes. I personally thought that this was the anger of his privacy caused by my accidental disclosure, so he patted his shoulders generously and smiled boldly: "In fact, you know the thoughts of the four girls. The four girls are also very good at you. Oh, who is with whom, don’t see me, haha..."

Zhong Yuan stared at me badly. He suddenly pressed me to the floor, then leaned over my body, staring at me, bowing his head and slowly approaching me.

I was shocked. I don’t know what kind of moths this kid is going to make. Isn’t privacy being spy, it’s awesome, although I think the four girls don’t necessarily look at you, but they shouldn’t be in this situation. Time...

I held up my arm and wanted to get up from the floor, but he pressed back without hesitation. He held my hand on my shoulder, my eyes were slightly stunned, and said coldly, "I can't do it with the four girls. You and Lu Zijian are not possible."

I don't know if it was scared by his words, or was shocked by his horrible temperament at this time. In short, he lost the **** and asked sillyly: "Why... why?"

At this moment, the door of the living room was brushed open, and the gold medal chef came in and asked aloud: "Small Muer, you want to eat it tonight -" The words stopped here and suddenly stopped. He quickly closed the door. Then he coughed twice at the door and said, "That... I am sorry, you continue, continue..."

I only found out that I was a little embarrassed with Zhong Yuan at this time, so I pushed him away, got up from the floor, and then said with a faint look: "Trouble yourself."

"Self-weight?" Zhong Yuan repeated the word and suddenly laughed. He raised his index finger and poked on my head. "Stupid."

I stared at my head and looked at him inexplicably. The mood of Zhong Yuan’s embarrassment is too unpredictable. The previous second was also irritated by the privacy of the person. The next second magically laughed. He didn’t know that he was so happy for Mao and saw others’ hair. Are you happy? The conscience of this person is really bad!

......

Before going to bed at night and chatting together in one or two, I realized that when the six people went out today, they did not redistribute the ship. In other words, the four girls and Lu Zijian, the two of them alone in a boat, all day!

I took the girl's arm uncomfortably and asked, "Have you bullied Luzi?"

The four girls got rid of my hand impatiently and whispered, "No."

Xiao Er smiled: "Of course not, Lu Zijian also gave her picking lotus. When I came back, we encountered a large model of dog who wanted to bite four girls. The Luzi key was very aggressive in front of the four girls, then Drive the dog away, hey, the hero saves the beauty!"

The more I listen, the more I don't calm down. I am alone with Lu Zijian. I am saved by the hero of Lu Zijian. This is what I dreamed of. How did this good thing fall on the head of the four girls... It was too wasteful, to four The girl’s skill, which needs Lu Zijian to save, she can kick any creature off the foot, saying that the real need to be saved by the hero is my brother Lu...

At this time, the boss saw what I thought in my heart. She patted my head and said with awkwardness: "Three woods, you don't want to think about Luzi, you will be planted in Zhongyuan's life." ."

I:"……"

So I am even more depressed.

......

Rest all day the next day. The boys went to buy the train tickets for home. I was bored with one or two, and started the idea of ​​the walnut tree behind the yard.

It is said that there is a large walnut tree behind Lu Zijian’s yard, which is filled with walnuts with round small eggs. Because the walnuts grow on the tree, the outside is wrapped with a thick layer of green-green peel. The walnut we usually eat is actually the core of this green fruit. Coincidentally, one or two of these three guys who have never seen the world come from the city. They have never seen the walnuts growing on the trees, so when I told them that the things were actually walnuts, they all said very much. doubt. Especially the four girls, she did not believe at all, and said that three woods, you are used to idiots, I don't mind.

So I was angry and planned to take off a few walnuts and cut off the cyan peel to give them insights.

This walnut tree is very tall, standing below the walnuts, I had to pick up my hands and climb the tree. What I am best at is climbing trees and overturning the wall. Although the tree at this time is very tall and slippery, it is not so hard for me to climb up.

When the four girls saw me climbing the tree, they came to the spirit, and they hugged the trunk with their trunks. This guy is inexperienced at first glance, but fortunately she is very good at her ability, so she can barely come up. I sat in the tree and looked at her with a grin, and she was very fulfilled. To be honest, the four girls are smart and will fight, and I can really compare her when I go down. Of course, I want to be proud.

The four girls were very convinced to hold the branches and swear at me.

At this moment, someone suddenly shouted under the tree: "What are you doing, come down!"

I explored my body and looked down. The original people who bought the tickets came back. It was Zhong Yuan who just spoke.

The four girls had struggled to climb the tree. At this time, some people spoke. She was distracted, and she stepped on the air and suddenly fell from the tree. At the same time, my heart sank. The four girls have climbed a few meters high at this time. Although she has learned the hard work, it is very dangerous to suddenly fall down. If she does not have the bones and bones of her leg bones, she will have to repair it.

However, at this critical moment, one person came forward and he opened his arms and firmly caught the four girls. The four girls recovered from the shock and fixedly looked at the person who saved her. The four eyes were opposite, and the inexplicable emotion was burning...

I sat in the tree and shed tears silently, because the person who came forward came out, Lu Zijian. Heaven, this classic and **** bridge, for Mao does not happen to me, why do my dream heroes save the beauty again and again, and the heroine is four girls again and again...

I was heartbroken in the tree, and suddenly I heard Zhongyuan shouting loudly below: "You can't come down the wood!"

I was shocked, one did not hold steady, and almost fell like the four girls. Zhong Yuan saw that I was ugly and I was very happy. "A fool, do you want to jump straight down?"

I glanced at Zhong Yuan and immediately slipped off the tree. Looking back, I saw Lu Zijian put the four girls down, and then patted her shoulders comfortably. What a beautiful picture, but I am a bystander.

Zhong Yuan poked my head and said, "Climb the tree, how old are you?"

I patted his hand and said to Lu Zijian: "Lu Shixiong, you tell the four girls, this is actually a walnut tree."

Lu Zijian carefully looked at the four girls and saw that she was very convinced to swear at me and licked her mouth. Therefore, our brother Lu, who is known for being honest and kind, is not very kind to say at this time: "This... I don't know what it is."

I shed tears, big brother, who are you? You have lived here for at least ten years. You don't know what tree it is? Even if you want to protect the four girls, you don't need to do this... refer to the deer as a horse! Awkward! Wolverine!

Under the distorted facts of Lu Zijian, the four girls saved their faces. She glanced at me smugly, turned and left, Luzi apologized to look at me, whispered to me: "Sorry, this is indeed a walnut tree." After that, he hurriedly followed the four girls.

I wipe the sweat, big brother, you now tell me that this hair is used>_<

The boss pinched my face, and the second child hooked my chin. The passerby, the passerby B, had a very long-term connotation and sighed for a while, and several people also spread.

I walked side by side with Zhong Yuan. Zhong Yuan looked at the two figures in front and said to me: "Do you think that the two of them are very good?"

I am angry, they are not worthy of the match, what is your business.

Zhong Yuan raised his mouth and smiled. "Even if you don't think so, the two of them are still very good."

I want to cry without tears.