If You Don’t Go To Hell, Who Will?

Zhong Yuan’s birthday is more tragic. It is said that he was born at 11 o'clock on the evening of December 31. As a result, he just gave birth to an hour, his parents left him aside, and both of them went to the New Year.

On December 31st, I had a full day of classes and there was still experimentation in the evening. Zhong Yuan was very dissatisfied with this, but there was no way.

When I was eating at noon, Zhong Yuan asked me very calmly, "What gift have I prepared for me?"

I am a little embarrassed, "Hey, can cross stitch be?" In the summer vacation, he promised to embroider his cross stitch, and now he is finally embroidered.

Zhong Yuan’s eyebrows picked up slightly and said with a little dissatisfaction: "That is what you have promised me."

I am embarrassed, but I really don't know what to send him. So I had to ask, "What do you want?"

Zhong Yuan looked down for a while and suddenly looked at me with no good intentions. He smiled and said, "Give me someone."

I:"……"

Although Zhong Yuan is relatively hooligan, I am still somewhat guilty, so I simply don’t do it. "Well, let’s go to the night tonight, how about playing all night?"

Zhong Yuan said with a deep smile, "Brush the night?"

I wiped the sweat. "You, don't think about it..."

Zhong Yuan looked at me with a smile and asked, "Oh, how can you think about it?"

I looked down and felt hot on my face. I am a bit confused now. Is it my wretchedness or his wretchedness?

I am even more puzzled. Why do we obviously have a relationship between men and women, and I always blush in front of him...

......

The evening experiment was a bit of a hassle.

I am a laggard in this aspect of experimentation. Under normal circumstances, I was the last one in the class to finish the experiment, and made some damages every other time. The beauty teachers in the lab knew me. She always showed a headache when she saw me.

Normally, my experiment was almost completed at around nine o'clock, so I made an appointment with Zhongyuan at 9:30. Who knows that I came to me at eight o'clock, and at that time I was accused by the beauty teacher's resentment because of breaking a volumetric flask.

Although my face is not thick, but this kind of thing has been done, I am very cheeky and calm.

After the beauty teacher left, I saw Zhong Yuan leaning against the door and smiling at me. I ignored him, cleaned up the body of the volumetric flask and continued my experiment. After a while, the teacher will give me a new volumetric flask. I have to work hard to work. Although stupid, the attitude is absolutely correct.

Zhong Yuan walked in without a walk, standing next to me. He looked at it for a while and said, "Is it so difficult?"

I am jealous of him, you are laughing at me in disguise... I am really stupid >_<

At this time, the teacher came over and put a new volume bottle in front of me. Her eyes stayed on Zhongyuan for a few seconds, then looked at me, "boyfriend?"

I am a little embarrassed, this topic seems to be not suitable for discussion in the laboratory.

Zhong Yuan was very calm and arrogant, and he bent over the teacher and smiled. "The teacher is good."

The teacher nodded very much. "If you have a date, just do it." Then he glanced at Zhongyuan and then drifted away.

I looked at the teacher's back and asked Zhong Yuan inexplicably: "What do you mean?"

Zhong Yuan knocked on my head. "Stupid, that is, you can put water today."

Although the teacher said that he can release water, but considering that I am a well-considered student, the basic experimental process still has to go through it. Originally, I was confused about this. If I didn't actually operate it again, I couldn't understand anything.

Of course, there is a ready-made helper around you, no need to use it. then--

"Zhong Yuan, these tubes are taken and washed. Be careful to rinse with deionized water."

Then Zhong Yuan slammed the test tube rack and walked to the pool.

"Zhong Yuan, weigh five grams of potassium permanganate, pay attention to the four decimal places."

Then Zhong Yuan took a small beaker and went to the drug station.

"Zhong Yuan..."

after awhile--

"Wood, you reversed one mole per mole of hydrochloric acid solution and one mole per milliliter of hydrochloric acid solution."

"Wood, that's an acid burette, you put an alkaline solution."

"Wood, the reaction time in the test tube has not arrived yet, you should not move."

"Stupid, how can concentrated nitric acid drop on your hands!"

After a while -

Zhongyuan Yaowu stood in front of the experimental platform and stood up against me.

"Wood, a concentrated solution of ferroferric oxide."

"Wood, dilute nitric acid."

"Wood, go and centrifuge this."

"Wood, go wash the test tube."

I am saddened by the hard work, I really don't understand, how can a student of chemistry major in the chemistry lab give a guy who studies finance.

I said this question to Zhong Yuan. As a result, while recording the experimental phenomenon on the paper, I said very disdainfully: "There are all the experimental steps written, you can do it... Hey, copy the experimental phenomenon in the report. Then, after signing the teacher, it will be finished."

I took the experimental report and ran to the teacher's office with tears. I still didn't understand why the experiment was clearly written. I still can't do it well. This kind of thing, with a single "stupid" word is already unexplained...

The teacher swept a few times on my experimental report and signed the word at the end. "I did a good job."

I took the experimental report and looked at the teacher with excitement. Beauty, you praised me for the first time...

The teacher was probably a little uncomfortable for me. She didn't look over her eyes and said faintly: "The eyes are good."

I didn't respond, "Ah?"

The teacher left me alone and began to look at the reports of other students. I think the teacher still doesn't like me after all, so she rushes and wants to withdraw. As a result, she calls me behind her back: "Come back."

I stood still and looked at her with trepidation. "Teacher..." You won't regret it?

The teacher knocked on the table and was a little impatient. "Loss money."

Khan, how to forget this thing. I touched my pocket, bad, my wallet was forgotten in the dormitory...

At this time, Zhong Yuan looked at the door of the office and saw that I was late to go out and simply walked in. I had to pull his sleeves and "borrow some money."

Zhong Yuan smiled and pulled out his wallet. "How much?"

"Twenty-one five." The answer is the teacher.

Zhong Yuan handed a red grandfather, and the teacher frowned. "No change?"

"The rest of the money will be deducted next time." Zhong Yuan said, take me and go outside.

I didn't care, I thought that I would return to the dormitory to take the money and he would be fine. However, what I did not expect was that such a small thing brought me a lot of unhappiness.

In short, I have to give Zhongyuan a birthday.

Originally, the so-called brush night, I just want to accompany him to sing and sing, but unexpectedly, we brushed the night and went to the hotel.

This matter is more complicated to say.