If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

Chapter 104 When you are out there, the most important thing is to follow the right person!

In the yard, Poseidon, who was surrounded by animals and kneeling on the ground with his head in his hands, was almost scared to pee!

Because of the Apollo next to him, he was pricked with poison by the panda, and he fell directly to the ground and convulsed for a while before he stopped!

Black Mamba snake venom!

Poseidon, of course, knows what this thing is!

That’s from their guns!

I didn’t expect to use it on myself now!

“Fack! Fack! ”

Poseidon almost couldn’t help but jump up and run desperately.

But when he saw the giant crocodile on the side, he immediately forcibly resisted the impulse.

The crocodile was staring at him!

“Hades, think of a way! That panda is going to stab us with poison! ”

Poseidon was terrified.

Hades on the side is not much better than him.

Apollo, who fell next to him, had already stopped his convulsions on the ground.

At this moment, he finally knew that there was no problem with his black mamba poison at all!

It’s not a fake drug, and it’s not ineffective!

Toxicity is still hanging a batch!

Just that little bit of toxin left over from the syringe sent Apollo to God!

But why is this panda okay?

That tiger, white wolf and monkey king are okay too?

He’d seen the poison hit them with his own eyes!

Just a tube of black mamba snake venom!

The CPU in Hades’ head was about to burn dry, and he couldn’t figure out what was going on!

Forcibly shake off the doubts in your mind, the top priority is how to survive!

That panda actually stabbed them with poison!

It’s going to kill you!

Hades is sweating on his forehead!

Seeing the panda holding the poison and having a eager expression, his scalp was numb,

“Nope! You can’t do this! You can’t torture a captive! It’s an international convention, and you can’t break it! ”

The audience in the live broadcast room who could understand the bird’s language scolded directly!

“International conventions? Mention to animals that you can’t kill prisoners? Convention you are paralyzed! Why don’t you say international conventions when you poach?

The ghost guy will step on the horse and be cheap! When he hunted animals, why didn’t he remember the laws of animal protection? ”

“This old Biden actually has the face to mention international conventions! Go Nima! I just want to say that Po did a great job! You hit me with a gun, I’ll stab me back with this, it’s fair! ”

“Fair indeed! If you stab me, I’ll stab you! No one can fault it! ”

“Kneel down! Let the fat tiger and the monkey king both prick them with pipes, this is completely fair! ”

Po looked at Hades suspiciously.

This blonde, blue-eyed two-legged beast, it has never seen it.

I couldn’t understand what he was saying.

Po gestured with his paws just now, trying to tell Hades not to prick them with this thing, it hurts 703 points.

Seeing that Hades couldn’t understand, he took the tube and demonstrated.

Gently prick Apollo with a needle.

Who knew that Apollo would be cold directly!

Po was confused now, and he couldn’t figure out what was going on.

Hades and Poseidon were terrified.

I’m afraid that it will prick me with poison again!

At this time, a large number of police arrived!

The audience in the live broadcast room called the police when Po and the poacher were fighting.

In fact, even if they didn’t call the police, the police had already learned the relevant news and rushed over.

The moment they saw the police, Hades and Poseidon burst into tears as if they had seen a savior!

As a criminal, I have never been so desperate to be taken away by the police.

There really is a feeling of escaping death!

Even if he spends the rest of his life in prison, he is willing!

I really don’t want to see this cute panda anymore!

It actually pricked itself with poison!

It’s terrifying!

In the evening, when Lin Fan returned to the courtyard.

Seeing a large number of police officers collecting evidence inside and out, he chuckled in his heart!

Gan!

Something happened again?

He walked briskly to the courtyard.

Then I saw an old acquaintance, Zhang Jun was interrogating two handcuffed foreigners on the side.

The five corpses next to it are lined up, which is pleasing to the eye.

Po sat on the side and nibbled on bamboo.

The fat tiger and the predator were lying on their stomachs next to them, looking honest.

I saw that Lin Fan was back.

Ah Bao crawled over as soon as possible, stretched out a pair of paws to hug his thighs, raised his head and began to complain,

(Bully, bully me.) ）

Lin Fan: ???

Without waiting for him to ask, Zhang Jun, who was interrogating next to him, came over.

Zhang Jun’s face was extremely weird, looking at the panda holding Lin Fan’s thigh, he had a sense of confusion.

Is it this coquettish and cute giant panda who killed two gangs of professional criminals in a row?

Zhang Jun has already preliminarily ascertained the identities of these two groups.

The poaching trio that was wiped out by the group are registered in the bureau system.

Brother Xiong, who is the leader, has several murders and is a wanted criminal!

Gangzi and Zhang Hao are also absconding from the case.

Just take a picture with the device you carry with you and compare it with the bureau’s information database to confirm their identity.

As for the two foreigners, it’s even simpler, foreign criminals.

The two of them took the initiative to explain everything, just hoping to get away from here and away from this panda as soon as possible!

Although it is not the first time to deal with this kind of case, Zhang Jun still can’t help but feel a tingling feeling on his scalp at this moment.

Two gangs of criminals, one gang was wiped out, and the other gang was killed and two captured!

Importantly, both groups of criminals are carrying lethal weapons!

Even if they are unprepared, they will suffer a big loss.

However, this panda led a group of animals and directly overturned them all!

The full video of the live broadcast room, Zhang Jun has already watched it.

Because of watching it, the shock is even more shocking than the record of this group of animals destroying mercenaries last time!

This time, the criminals used firearms against the animals from a distance.

I didn’t expect it to be like this, and I was led by this panda to fight back!

Zhang Jun’s cognition has been refreshed again!

Now seeing Ah Bao holding Lin Fan’s leg, he had a strong sense of absurdity.

Who can believe that such a cute panda is so fierce?

“Lin Fan, you…”

Zhang Jun paused, thinking for a long time and couldn’t think of what to say.

In the end, he held back two words,

“Awesome!”

Then he patted Lin Fan on the shoulder and left.

He came here just to say hello.

Because the case is extremely simple, what you need to know can be directly retrieved from the live broadcast room, which is clear at a glance.

Not even a confession is needed.

Just take photos on the spot for evidence collection and archiving.

The criminals are either dead or captured.

The facts of the case are as simple as they can be.

Zhang Jun couldn’t help but think about how good it would be if all the big cases were so simple and clear!

Zhang Jun felt that it was simple and clear, but Lin Fan was confused.

Awesome?

Am I awesome again?

However, Lin Fan can be said to be experienced in this kind of thing.

Ignoring Po who was hugging his thighs and screaming.

I took out my phone and started to flip through the live replay.

After watching the live replay.

Lin Fan’s expression was exactly the same as Zhang Jun’s expression just now.

Looking at Ah Bao, who was still holding his thighs and waiting for his response, Lin Fan held back three words for a long time,

“You’re awesome!”

Ah Bao looked at Lin Fan suspiciously.

It didn’t understand what that meant.

Stretched out his paws and touched his furry belly, Ah Bao was extremely aggrieved,

“Boom…” ）

It’s a complaint that Hades hit it with a tranquilizer gun.

Lin Fan said angrily,

“Haven’t you already stabbed back?”

“Boom…” (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

Ah Bao gestured his paws, and his eyes revealed a little seriousness.

Lin Fan: …

Of course, he could understand what Po meant.

It meant that Apollo was pierced alone.

But the fat tiger and the monkey king have been stabbed a lot, which is not fair!

Lin Fan didn’t bother to pay attention to it, but turned his head to look at Brother Porcupine next to the baby elephant.

To be honest, seeing Brother Porcupine’s performance in the video, Lin Fan was really shocked.

The rainstorm pear blossom needles are out!

also played a beautiful match with Po!

When Lin Fan saw Brother Porcupine ejecting into the air, he couldn’t help but praise it!

I really didn’t expect it to have this kind of stunt!

But the strange thing is that obviously with the rainstorm pear flower needle, the golden thorns on Brother Porcupine should be sparse.

Why doesn’t it look like it at all?

Brother Porcupine saw that Lin Fan was looking at it, and he was immediately excited.

hurriedly ran over and looked at Lin Fan expectantly. []

“Goo-goo…” ）

This is to ask for Apple.

I made a difference in the fight, so I want a reward.

When Ah Bao next to him heard this, he immediately stretched out his fleshy paws, and Bling Bling’s eyes flashed with happiness,

“Boom …..” (fruit, fruit. ）

Lin Fan suddenly smiled,

“You think so beautifully! Redeem a good credit for an apple (dbfc) fruit! Counting the last time, you’ve only accumulated it twice!

What is the fruit? It’s not enough times, no! ”

Po was visibly stunned for a moment, but it hurriedly stretched out its paws and gestured.

“Boom …..” (three, three times. ）

Three times?

This time it was Lin Fan’s turn to be stunned.

But with Po’s paw gesture, he could be regarded as understanding.

This time it’s two gangs of criminals, so count it twice!

Po didn’t know that it was two groups of people.

But because there is an intermission during the dry fight, it is counted as twice!

Lin Fan suddenly laughed,

“Awesome! I can tell if it’s twice!

Yes! I’ll be generous, even if it’s three of you!

And seven more! When it’s full, you can redeem it with me! Keep up the good work! ”

Po was visibly happy.

He patted his furry belly with his paws, as if to make a promise.

The audience in the live broadcast room exploded directly,

“Nima! It’s a scam! Chiguoguo’s scam! What’s the difference between two and three times? Po, don’t be fooled! ”

“There’s still a difference! Three times is one more than two, and you’re one step closer to accumulating ten credits! ”

“Bao: Fortunately, I was witty enough to turn two credits into three times! I’m so happy now! ”

“Cry to death! Po is actually happy because he has fought for one more time! This big pie…… No! You can’t eat these sesame seeds in your mouth! ”

“Bao, download an anti-fraud APP, Lin Fan is too doggy! He even has to lie to underage pandas! Gan! ”

“It’s not just Po who has been deceived, but all animals have been deceived! Ten credits for an apple! It’s just against the sky! ”

“Calm down! It’s not the first day we’ve met Lin Laojiao! I’m used to it! ”

“I can’t get used to it! He’s breaking new ground! The group destroyed two gangs of criminals and captured two, which was not rewarded! Play Nima! ”

The barrage in the live broadcast room was swiping the screen, but it couldn’t affect Lin Fan at all.

He is starting to review Po’s dry fight this time.

I have to say that this dry fight is a very important milestone for Bao!

For the first time, you will officially face a firearm!

There is no element of luck, it is completely a show of strength.

In the face of fire suppression, Po directly set up a bunker to create conditions for the wolves to break through.

This step created favorable conditions for the follow-up counterattack of all animals.

If the bunker hadn’t been successfully constructed, all the animals would have been suppressed to death by fire.

Brother Porcupine can’t be successfully ejected into the air!

The catapult seesaw is in the yard clearing!

Without the surprise attacks of wolves and monkeys to attract attention, porcupine pig will be seconded!

Therefore, Po’s bunker construction is crucial!

Lin Fan was quite pleased.

Po can lead a group of younger brothers to successfully complete the battle to defend their homeland, which is really rare!

Unsurprisingly, this incident once again dominated the hot search.

And more violently than the previous two!

Because this is the first time that Po has led the younger brothers to face up to a firearm!

The first few dry racks have more or less an element of luck.

Especially last time, the record of zero casualties in the elimination of mercenaries was magnified and analyzed by countless people.

There are almost no cases, and they all think that Ah Bao’s luck is too against the sky.

The mercenaries did not use their guns in the first place, which was the most important factor in the destruction of the group!

Even at that time, many so-called expert bloggers came out and bluntly said that it was the favor of God, and those mercenaries did not use firearms, so that these animals could save their lives.

At that time, people who held this view accounted for the majority.

For this reason, an unprecedented controversy broke out.

And now, this video of Ah Bao’s tough criminals directly pressed all the people who had questioned it before and rubbed it on the ground.

Luck?

Losing the first move and being suppressed by firepower, fighting back in the face of a rain of bullets, is this called luck?

Forcibly build a hundred-meter-long bunker on the battlefield, this is called luck?

Those so-called expert bloggers, at this moment, their old faces were swollen.

All of them made the move to delete the previous remarks.

It’s a pity it’s late.

Countless fans of Po and his little brothers directly burst the comment area of these expert bloggers!

“Shabi! Why don’t you come out and jump? Didn’t you say that Bao, they relied on luck? Come on, come on, keep your eyes open and take a good look! ”

“Battlefield bunker frontal hard fire suppression, luck? Your whole family lives by luck! ”

“With Bao’s degree of cooperation, it’s completely an animal army! It was said that it was by luck that the victory was won! A bunch of blind dogs! ”

“Find cover on the spot, counter-raids, flank outflanks, and aerial fire suppression, all of which are tactics with tacit understanding, which stupid dog said it was luck to go to the battlefield and try it yourself?”

Those so-called experts can only shrink their heads and pretend to be dead dogs, and they no longer dare to come out and come out to beep Lailai.

Facts speak louder than all words.

This time, Po led the performance of the younger brothers, which can be called against the sky!

Almost to the extreme in limited conditions.

Fought back in a hail of bullets!

Even if you are a professional soldier, you can’t do that.

And they’re just a bunch of wild animals!

Countless self-media bloggers have fallen into a carnival.

Because there are materials that can attract a lot of traffic.

Every time Ah Bao and them dry up, these video bloggers will edit out all kinds of bloody clips, with high-burning BGM.

The rest just sit back and wait for the number of fans to rise.

This time was no exception.

Various clip highlights have blown up the short video platform.

One of the most popular, without a doubt, is the indiscriminate fire coverage control implemented by Brother Porcupine in the air.

There is also a fragment of Po rolling out one wooden pier after another and building a bunker up to 100 meters long.

Some bloggers also came up with ingenuity to match Po with special effects.

Wear a hard hat, a work suit, and a small shovel in your paws.

He looks like an engineer soldier.

The cute appearance, coupled with such a chic shape, instantly attracted countless likes.

“Po is awesome this time, the title of Kung Fu Panda can’t satisfy it, and he has unlocked the title of Battlefield Engineer!”

“It’s really a bit hanging, and the hundreds of meters of bunker are all done by it independently! It is worthy of Longgu Gorge to carry the handle! ”

“I really have the style of being a big brother! Stand up at the most critical time! Otherwise, the younger brothers will be killed and injured heavily! ”

“The wolf king and the monkey king came out to praise, they have followed a good big brother in this life! This big brother doesn’t have to say! Stir-fried chicken sticks! ”

“What’s the most important thing about coming out and mixing? It’s to follow the right big brother! Big brother doesn’t shake the pot, but also carries things, it’s rare! ”

“Ah Bao is really qualified to carry the handle in Longgu Gorge! I want to go and mess with Brother Bao when I step on the horse! ”

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