If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

In the yard, a giant crocodile with a ferocious face lowered its head in front of Lin Fan and refused to leave.

Because it wanted to be strong, learn Kung Fu, and become an inspirational giant crocodile.

And Lin Fan was dumbfounded by the giant crocodile's request to learn

Kung Fu. Why did they want to learn Kung Fu from him?

What went wrong?

I was just practicing boxing in the yard, and they saw me and wanted to come over to learn?

Isn't this ridiculous!?

Is Kung Fu so easy to learn?

Lin Fan was speechless by the giant crocodile's sudden request.

Compared to Lin Fan's confusion, A Bao, who was squatting next to the giant crocodile, tilted his big head and thought for a while in confusion after hearing the giant crocodile say that he wanted to learn Kung Fu.

Then he nodded in agreement unexpectedly.

"嘤嘤......"(Learn, learn Kung Fu, good)

Before Lin Fan could react, Po actually crawled over and hugged his thighs, tilting his big head back,

"嘤嘤......"(Teach, teach the big crocodile.)

???

Lin Fan's face was even more confused.

He looked at A Bao in disbelief.

"What did you say? Let me teach it?"

Lin Fan was confused by Po's behavior.

He just thought about it and roughly understood why the giant crocodile wanted to learn kung fu.

It was obviously trying to be strong and resist, and was unwilling to be a tractor that could only pull bamboo.

This was an ambitious giant crocodile.

But Po actually wanted him to teach it kung fu?

Let's not talk about whether he could teach it.

You have to know that the purpose of this giant crocodile learning kung fu was to resist Po.

Is Po stupid?

Just like that, he was still stupid enough to let himself teach the giant crocodile kung fu?

Lin Fan couldn't help it,

"No, what do you think? It's learning Kung Fu to fight you, and you want me to teach it?"

A Bao tilted his head, his little eyes shining with excitement.

"嘤嘤......"(Fighting is good.)

Lin Fan:...""037"

He was numb.

It turned out that Po knew that the giant crocodile was learning Kung Fu to fight against it, but it didn't mind and was happy to help it.

Because it wanted to find an opponent who could fight with it!

Lin Fan inexplicably recalled that since Po's strength increased greatly and he learned Kung Fu, his record was just two words - invincible!!

No opponent could defeat him in one round.

The top forest predator, the brown bear, couldn't last long under its claws.

It can even be said that Po never had a good time fighting!

The only one who could withstand multiple hugs and throws from Po was this giant crocodile with thick skin and flesh..

At that time, all the huge rocks by the river were blown down, but the giant crocodile was able to escape.

This time, Po was able to meet the giant crocodile again. Seeing the giant crocodile's honest look, he must have been beaten up a lot.

But he was not hurt at all!

With such a tough physique, he is naturally suitable for being beaten! Po wants to find a sparring partner!!

So, when he saw that the giant crocodile wanted to learn kung fu, he not only did not stop it, but also excitedly joined in.

Damn!

After figuring out what was going on, Lin Fan was immediately at a loss whether to laugh or cry.

Not only did Lin Fan figure it out, this time even the audience in the live broadcast room understood what was going on.

"Damn! I am so numb! Is Po looking for a sparring partner? Is he even willing to ask Lin Fan to teach him crocodile kung fu?"

"I was stunned! Did it really evolve into a violent panda? Knowing that the giant crocodile was learning Kung Fu to resist, Po actually let Lin Fan teach it? Was he deliberately training a fighting opponent?"

"Po: I feel uncomfortable if I don't fight for a day! Throwing wooden blocks is boring, and the big crocodile wants to resist? Great!"

"I was shocked! Po, you have changed! You have gone from being cute to being fierce!"

"To be honest! The giant crocodile has thick skin and flesh, and it is a natural body for taking beatings! If it learns Kung Fu, it can really be a sparring partner for Po!"

"To be honest, with the terrifying power of Po now, only the giant crocodile can barely withstand it, right? The wooden block was seen cracking again, the giant crocodile came just in time!"

"Po will do three things every day: eat, sleep, and fight giant crocodiles! Fight before meals to stimulate appetite, fight after meals to help digestion!"

"This giant crocodile thought he could be powerful, but in fact he was on the road to being beaten three times a day! It would be fine if you don't learn kung fu and just work as a tractor. But if you insist on learning, you will get beaten every day!"

In the yard, the giant crocodile's eyes revealed a look of confusion.

It couldn't understand why Po would help it and actually ask the two-legged beast to teach it how to fight?

The poor giant crocodile had no idea that once it learned kung fu, its miserable life of being beaten three times a day would begin.

Of course, the premise was that Lin Fan agreed to teach it kung fu.

But Lin Fan didn't want to!

Teach a fart!

Before, he couldn't resist the temptation of monkey wine, and after teaching the wild boar king the iron head kung fu, he was almost tortured to death.

Now I still feel scared when I think about it!

You can imagine how big the psychological shadow area is!

After the wild boar king learned the iron head kung fu, Lin Fan made up his mind in his heart.

This is the last time, wild boar king!

I will never teach again in the future!

No matter who asks me, it won't work!

Therefore, facing the giant crocodile's request to learn kung fu, and Po's help, he was unmoved.

Lin Fan directly and decisively refused,

"No! I can’t teach you! I don’t know how to teach you!"

"嘤嘤......"(Yes, yes, I will teach you.)

Po nudged Lin Fan with his big furry head and started to act cute.

If it were someone else, they would definitely not be able to resist Po's killer move.

Who can resist a cute underage panda hugging your thighs and nudging you with its big head to act cute?

Even the giant crocodile next to it couldn't resist it.

Seeing Po begging the two-legged beast so much to help him, it was a little moved.

Otherwise, he would just be a bamboo tractor for the rest of his life?

But when it thought about being a coolie for the rest of his life, it shuddered immediately.

No!

Absolutely not, it must be brave!

This violent panda helped it beg the two-legged beast, at worst, it would beat it less in the future!

Thinking of this, the giant crocodile looked at Lin Fan with great expectation.

In its opinion, with a panda begging for mercy, it should be able to move the two-legged beast, right?

Normally, no one can resist Po's cuteness.

But Lin Fan can!!

Facing Abao's coquettish and cute behavior, he was completely unmoved

"Don't try this on me! I won't teach you if I say so! I don't have any Kung Fu for crocodiles to learn!"

A Bao was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and he lay on the ground and started rolling around and throwing a tantrum.

The giant crocodile was strong and durable, and was a rare sparring partner. It didn't want to give up such a good toy to be beaten.

Unfortunately, no matter how it rolled around, Lin Fan just wouldn't agree.

"I keep my word! If I say I won't teach you, then I won't teach you! It's no use rolling around!"

After saying that, Lin Fan turned around and planned to leave without any regrets.

Seeing this, A Bao, who was rolling on the ground, immediately got up and hugged Lin Fan's thighs.

"嘤嘤......"(Wait, wait a minute.)

Lin Fan had a puzzled look on his face, not understanding what it was going to do.

After Po stopped Lin Fan from leaving, it happily crawled to the giant crocodile, waved its claws at the crocodile, and started communicating with it.

Lin Fan, who could communicate with animals without any obstacles, could naturally understand what Po was saying to the giant crocodile.

Because he understood, his face was stiff, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he almost couldn't hold it back.

The content of their communication was roughly,

"嘤嘤......"(Okay, Haohaobao, baby, is there one?)

"Whoosh......"(No, no）

"嘤嘤......"(Okay, yummy, is there one?)

"Whoosh......"(No, no）

"嘤嘤......"(Bright, sparkling, yes, is there?)

Lin Fan was so confused that he almost fell to the ground.

Damn!

What do you mean?

A-Bao, what do you mean by saying this to the giant crocodile?

Want a treasure?

A-Bao, is that how you see me?

Am I such a person?

Am I the kind of person who covets treasures?

You are destroying my image!

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed like crazy. (To read the exciting novels, go to Fulu Novel Network!)

Looking at the claws that A-Bao gestured and the way he communicated with the giant crocodile, they all guessed what was going on.

"Hahaha, I am dying of laughter! Is Po asking the giant crocodile for a treasure? And he asked in front of Lin Fan!"

"What treasure! That's called sincerity! Do you understand sincerity? Ah Bao is indeed Lin Fan's eldest disciple! He really knows his master very well!"

"I was drinking water and it almost choked me to death! Haha, if you want to say that Po doesn't understand the ways of the world, then he knows how to ask the giant crocodile for treasures on behalf of his master! If you want to say that he understands, then he asked this in front of Lin Fan!"

"Lin Fan: Who leaked the news that I accepted gifts?"

"This is almost a rule for apprenticeship! Po, the Monkey King, and the Wolf King all have apprenticeship gifts! If the giant crocodile wants to learn Kung Fu, it must be indispensable!"

"I bet a bag of spicy strips, the giant crocodile���No gift for becoming a disciple! The nugget of gold by the river was picked up by A-Po, so what gift does he have for becoming a disciple now?"

In the yard, listening to the conversation between A-Po and the giant crocodile, Lin Fan felt like he was going to die.

He didn't expect that in the minds of A-Po and the others, he would only teach Kung Fu if he received a gift!

This can't be possible!

This is the image of him in their minds!

No!

Absolutely not!

This image must be reversed!

Lin Fan made up his mind.

Let's start with the giant crocodile!

No matter what, whether it has treasures or not, he will never agree to teach it Kung Fu!

The image in the minds of A-Po and the others must be reversed!

Lin Fan had just made up his mind...[]

The next moment, the giant crocodile opened its mouth wide.

"vomit——！"

A large amount of smelly dirt was vomited out from its stomach.

???

Looking at the pile of dirt on the ground, Lin Fan was stunned.

What did this giant crocodile mean?

Was it trying to spit out the food it had eaten as a gift to its master?

The giant crocodile's sudden action not only stunned Lin Fan, but also the audience in the live broadcast room.

"What kind of trick is this? Vomiting some stomach acid? Is it trying to test Lin Fan? Which cadre can't stand such a test?"

"What does it mean? You can’t afford the apprenticeship gift, so you vomit out the food in your stomach to make up for it?"

"It's really possible! For animals, food is the most precious thing! This is the treasure!"

"This is outrageous! It is obvious that the giant crocodile does not understand the ways of the world!"

"No! Look, there is something in the giant crocodile's vomit, and it glows!"

A sharp-eyed netizen in the live broadcast room found something wrong...

Lin Fan also discovered it.

In the pile of dirt vomited by the giant crocodile, there was a snow-white bead the size of a ping-pong ball, emitting a soft halo.

Even under the cover of dirt, it can instantly attract the attention of others.

Before Lin Fan could see clearly, the giant crocodile pushed away the vomited dirt with its mouth, took out the bead and placed it in front of Lin Fan.

Surprisingly, this bead was clearly taken out of the dirt vomited by the crocodile, but it was not stained with a trace of dirt!

? ? ?

What is this?

Lin Fan was extremely curious and couldn't help bending down to pick it up and check.

At first glance, he found the peculiarity of this bead.

The bead is warm to the touch, the size of a ping-pong ball, and looks like jade but not jade.

What's more amazing is that under the sunlight, the bead will actually show different colors!

Looking at this bead, Lin Fan's head is full of question marks.

What is this thing?

With his knowledge reserve, he can't recognize what this thing is at all.

Not only him, but even the audience in the live broadcast room can't recognize what this is

"What is this? A glowing bead? Could it be the inner elixir of a giant crocodile?"

"Poof! The inner elixir of the divine horse! Why don't you say it's the giant crocodile's golden elixir? If it wants to have this thing, does it need to learn Kung Fu from Lin Fan?"

"Correct answer! This must be something the crocodile accidentally ate while hunting! Or maybe it was something else that the crocodile carried with it and ate! When Po asked him if he had any treasure, he vomited it out!"

"That should be the case! But what on earth is this? It doesn't look like jade! The key is that it glows! Does anyone in the live broadcast room know what this thing is?"

"Wait a minute! My family runs an antique jewelry store! I'll ask a professional master to take a look!"

"I feel like this thing is not worth much! It looks a bit ordinary! It's not as classy as the piece of beeswax offered by the Wolf King!"

"I agree! This thing is probably just an ordinary jade! The giant crocodile is using this thing to test Lin Fan? I guess there is no hope!"

"Fuck! My master chef said this thing is a night-shining pearl!"

"??? What? Night-shining pearl? This pearl is a night-shining pearl? I’m not sleepy anymore!"

"Stay calm! It's just a night-shining pearl, no big deal! Ordinary night-shining pearls can be bought on the market for less than tens of thousands!"

"A few tens of thousands? If it's a few tens of thousands, you don't even have the qualifications to see it! Do you know what this night-shining pearl is? It is the Cixi Night-shining Pearl! Did Empress Dowager Cixi know about it? After her death, this night-shining pearl was placed in her mouth as a burial object, which has an antiseptic effect! In 1928, the warlords stole it, and the whereabouts of this night-shining pearl are unknown!"

"What the hell!? This thing is so important? I just want to know if it is worth money?"

"Let me give you a little shock! The Cixi Night Pearl was revalued in 2004 and is valued at 810 million RMB! Specific information can be found here!"

"!!! Oh my god! 810 million? So valuable? Doesn't that mean that the giant crocodile paid 810 million to become Lin Fan's apprentice?"

Lin Fan looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, and he was stunned as if he was struck by lightning on May 2.

He looked at the bead in his hand that was illuminated by the light and showed different colors from time to time, and his mind was full of shock.

Cixi Night-Shining Pearl!?

Worth 810 million!?

Just this bead the size of a ping-pong ball?

Damn it!

Lin Fan's eyes widened.

There was no way, it was too shocking, no one could stay calm.

Lin Fan's head was buzzing.

He never dreamed that the giant crocodile would spit out such a rare treasure from its stomach!

What a rare treasure!

Priceless!

Knowing that the bead in his hand was the Cixi Night-Shining Pearl, Lin A huge question emerged in Lin Fan's mind.

This thing disappeared that year.

How could it appear in the giant crocodile's stomach?

Unable to resist, Lin Fan asked the giant crocodile.

Unfortunately, the giant crocodile couldn't explain it.

It only knew that one day, its stomach was uncomfortable, so it vomited this thing.

But when it saw that this thing was glowing, it swallowed it back.

Just now, when it heard A Bao ask if there was any shiny treasure, it remembered the thing in its stomach.

So it vomited it out.

Lin Fan looked at the 810 million in his hand, and then at the giant crocodile whose eyes revealed an expectant light.

There was also A Bao squatting on the side, looking at him eagerly.......

Damn!

You guys are making it very difficult for me!

You are testing me with the Cixi Night Pearl worth 810 million!?

Which cadre can't stand it ?......Forget it, stop pretending!

You guys are awesome!

You win!

Facing this bead, any hesitation for one more second would be disrespectful to the 810 million!

""Well, it's not impossible for you to learn Kung Fu!"

Lin Fan coughed.���As if nothing had happened,

"Mainly, I like to be a teacher, understand? Teaching is a noble job! Since you are so eager to learn and so sincere, I decided to teach you!"

When these words came out, everyone in the live broadcast room almost went crazy!