If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

Chapter 85 Even Huang Shiren has to crawl out and become your sworn brother!

North of Longgu Gorge, somewhere in a dense forest.

The burly Handa sat on the ground, skinned a hare he had just killed, cut off the bloody rabbit meat with a dagger, and threw it directly into his mouth to chew.

“In addition to that panda, there’s a crocodile to deal with! Don’t worry about the rest!

The trouble now is that I didn’t expect their military to actually include this place in the scope of the big military exercise!

We can’t use firearms! We can’t move with firearms! So only the hand blade! Questions? ”

Next to Handa, there were more than a dozen mercenaries wearing camouflage uniforms and fully armed.

There are people on guard not far away.

Hearing Handa’s words, the mercenaries glanced at each other,

“Boss, that panda and crocodile are too fierce, if you don’t use a firearm, can you kill them?

They can lift even that big stone…”

“Do you believe it?”

Handa asked directly,

“A panda lifts a thousand pounds of rocks? Will crocodile also whip the legs of Muay Thai? How many jungle battles have I fought with you?

Are you seeing a wild animal for the first time? Seeing a crocodile for the first time? How many crocodiles have we slain in the swamps of the Jungle of Asa?

Is there a head that knows how to whip Muay Thai? ”

The surrounding mercenaries looked at each other.

For a moment, someone couldn’t help but say,

“Video of Thayer being killed…”

“Fake!”

Handa said without hesitation,

“If that panda is really that powerful, and that crocodile, those animals… How could their military include this place in the scope of military exercises? ”

The crowd fell silent.

Handa continued,

“Chop that panda, and when you go back, you will be able to take over the whole food market that Thayer was in charge of!

Find a suitable opportunity to kill Kunma again, and then we will have the final say!

This is the best way for us to settle down!

If you want to be a mercenary for the rest of your life, then I didn’t say that!

me!

If you don’t want to go, go on your own! ”

After saying this, Handa stood up and dropped the half-gnawed rabbit and strode towards the inner direction of Longgu Gorge.

After three seconds, all the mercenaries followed!

In the evening, Lin Fan returned to the courtyard, and as soon as he entered the door… Wrong, there is no door now.

The courtyard has expanded several times, and all the walls of the Mushan fence have been pushed to it, and the courtyard gate is gone.

The original yard has changed dramatically.

21 The most conspicuous thing is the large pit in the middle that is comparable to a pond.

Bao: They’re pushing big rocks into the pit.

The Boar King and the Giant Crocodile are all helping.

Several huge stones were placed at the bottom of the pit as foundations, and the rest were stacked on top of each other in the manner of pyramids.

Lin Fan was not surprised to see this.

Because the decision to build a rockery in the pond pit was voted by the whole hospital!

You read that right, it’s really a house-wide vote!

All the little brothers have the right to vote!

How to renovate, how to expand, it is all according to their wishes.

Otherwise, do you think that Ah Bao is so serious that they do not hesitate to go to the dry frame to move stones and come back to build a rockery?

Even the notoriously lazy Boar King spares no effort!

Therefore, seeing that Ah Bao and the others were building a rockery, Lin Fan was not surprised at all.

To his surprise, and even to his bewilderment, there was a circle of golden monkeys around the edge of the pond pit!

To be precise, it should be the golden monkey with a gun around the edge of the pond pit!!

Gun!

Lin Fan was stunned.

He was familiar with guns.

Just at a glance, it was clear that these were army firearms.

What’s going on?

Where did they get their guns?

The monkeys held their guns in their paws and gestured.

Some are used as sticks to tickle.

Some of them were carried in front of them, looking like they were still on guard.

Lin Fan had a question mark on his face.

Ah Bao, who was clumsily piling stones there, saw Lin Fan coming back, immediately dropped the stones, and crawled over to beg for a stroke.

The paw hugged Lin Fan’s thigh, and while rubbing Lin Fan with his furry head, he shouted,

“Boom…” (Big, big rock.) ）

I raised my head, and my cute face was full of small expressions of quick praise.

This is asking Lin Fan for praise.

Moving back so many big rocks, Bao is very happy to be able to build the rockery.

“You’ll wait!”

Lin Fan was stunned by the monkey’s carrying a gun.

He was taken aback by the guns.

This has to be figured out!

“How did that thing come about? How do you have this thing? ”

Pointing at the guns carried by those monkeys, Lin Fan looked serious.

Po looked at him suspiciously, then turned his head and gestured with his paws,

(Fight, fight, win)

Fight?

Lin Fan was stunned,

The next moment, a flash of lightning crossed his mind.

Large-scale military exercises, army standard firearms, fights…

it!!

They’re not going to fight the military, are they?

Thinking of this, Lin Fan didn’t care about asking anything, but directly clicked on the live broadcast to watch the replay record.

After watching the live broadcast, his expression was stiff, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn’t say a word for a long time.

Ah Bao looked puzzled, not understanding why Lin Fan had this expression.

It also arched Lin Fan with its head.

It’s a pity that Lin Fan, who is in the midst of overturning the river and the sea in his heart, has no reaction at all.

The thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room laughed directly,

“Silly, huh? We were stupid too! Surprised, surprised, surprised? Your apprentice is going to fight the tank! ”

“Lin Fan: My whole brain is buzzing now! Family, who knows! ”

“Hahaha, who asked you to teach this group of good apprentices! It’s called self-inflicted! ”

“It can be regarded as seeing Lin Fan’s confused expression, this day suffocated me! What we have experienced, you must experience it again! ”

“Find a tank dry rack! Anyone who sees it will be confused! It’s simply subverted! Lin Fan, who made you dare to teach them anything! ”

“The monkey has returned all the military firearms! It’s up to you to do it this time! You’re the culprit! ”

“It’s a trivial matter to disarm a gun! The important thing is this military exercise, Po led the revenge army to end the red headquarters! ”

“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it! Well, there is nothing wrong with Bao’s revenge army participating in the military exercise! ”

“Poof! The military is going to be dumbfounded this time, right? The biggest credit of the military exercise is actually Bao’s revenge army! ”

“Lin Fan: Family, I’m panicking, is it too late to run away with a bucket overnight?”

“It’s too late, the apprentice is in trouble, and the master is behind the blame, isn’t this a matter of course? Accept your fate! ”

It’s not enough to run away.

But Lin Fan was really by Ah Bao this time, and his brain was buzzing.

What the hell, running to fight with the army participating in the military exercise?

And captured a commando squad and disarmed their guns?

Lin Fan finally understood how the firearms on those monkeys came from!

It’s robbed! Came back from the robbery!!

No wonder Po said that he won it back from a fight!

Gan!

That’s not outrageous.

What’s outrageous is that they even ended up with Red’s headquarters!

Lin Fan almost fainted!

In order to move a few big rocks back to build a rockery, you put the command of the military exercise side?

Why are you so awesome?

looked at Po with a cute face, looking up at his head suspiciously.

Lin Fan’s lips were trembling.

He really wanted to die.

Teach this group of rebels yourself!

This wave is estimated to be recalled by the group of old men in the military region to explain.

A stinking meal is definitely inevitable.

Maybe they will have to take the opportunity to ask for something.

At this moment, Lin Fan was a little loveless.

Po didn’t know he was in trouble.

It’s waiting to be praised.

I have worked hard to find so many big rocks today.

After a busy day, I ate less bamboo.

I was looking forward to getting Lin Fan’s praise.

Now seeing that Lin Fan didn’t react, it arched Lin Fan with its head again.

A quick and praising me little expression.

Lin Fan: …

“Awesome!”

Lin Fan gave a thumbs up to Bao,

“Go fight with the tank, you’re so powerful, why don’t you go to heaven?”

Poco couldn’t understand what Lin Fan was saying.

It was very pleased.

This is the first time that Lin Fan has praised him.

Hearing Lin Fan’s words asking why he didn’t go to heaven, he still gestured his paws with a small and serious face,

(No, no wings.) ）

Lin Fan: …

“Gan!”

Looking at Bao’s cute little expression, he really couldn’t cry or laugh. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

Waving his hand weakly, Lin Fan said weakly,

“You’re so awesome without wings, you dare to fight with a tank, if you have wings, wouldn’t you dare to fight with a fighter?”

Abao Bling’s small eyes were full of confusion.

It does not understand what a fighter is.

But it was just confused, and it immediately became happy again.

Being praised by Lin Fan was enough for Ah Bao to be happy for several days.

Standing up and stretching out his fleshy paws, Ah Bao looked a little excited,

“Fruit, fruit. ）

Lin Fan understood.

This is an opportunity to ask for Apple rewards.

“What a fart! No! ”

Lin Fan said angrily.

Causing such a big trouble, and asking for Apple rewards?

You think so beautifully!

Ah Bao was immediately unhappy when he heard this, and immediately lay down and rolled on the ground. []

Lin Fan didn’t bother to pay attention to it, but turned around and said to the monkey king who was squatting on the side,

“Wukong, hurry up and let your little brother take the gun… It’s those sticks that get back! Hey, what’s going on every day! ”

Although there is no live ammunition in the firearm, it cannot be held by the monkeys.

This has to be put away and returned to the military.

Lin Fan estimated that he would not be able to run away this time.

Actually let the monkey come back with a gun to fish himself!

Lin Fan was speechless for a while!

Those old men are really shameless!

At this moment, Lin Fan figured it out.

He retired from the army for some reason, and those old men did not agree.

But at his insistence, he eventually retired.

Unexpectedly, these old men are still thinking about him, and they deliberately let the monkeys come back with guns to fish him!

With your knees you know, how could a military firearm be taken away by a group of animals for no reason!

Damn, so shameless!!

Lin Fan was indignant.

The next day, early in the morning.

Lin Fan took the firearm and returned it to the military.

Before leaving, don’t worry about this group of troublemakers in the yard, Lin Fan is afraid that they will come up with some moths.

So he specially summoned them over to advise them.

Ah Bao thought that he was going to send today’s benefits, but he crawled over and stretched out his paws, with a look of anticipation on his cute face.

Lin Fan ignored it and began to tell these troublemakers.

So that they can’t go anywhere today.

If you have energy and nowhere to vent, dig a ditch!

Yes, dig a ditch!

In the pond pit in the yard, the rockery has been stacked.

The next step is to connect to a stream not far away and divert water into a large pit in the pond.

Dig another drainage channel to the outside to form living water.

Basically, the pond rockery was built.

Now the difference is to dig ditches to divert water and dig ditches to drain water!

Lin Fan didn’t believe it, let this group of troublemakers dig a ditch near the yard, could they still cause trouble?

“Today’s apples will not be sent first, and when I come back in the evening, you will dig the ditch and send them again!”

“If you haven’t dug it up when I come back, then today’s apples will be deducted!”

In order to keep this group of troublemakers from going out to cause trouble, Lin Fan simply withheld their daily benefits.

Po’s outstretched claws stopped in the air, and its expectant expression turned into a look of confusion.

Originally, I thought that Lin Fan called them over to send out daily welfare apples.

Who knows it’s a withholding benefit!

Lin Fan turned a blind eye.

Let you find tanks to fight, and dig a ditch for Lao Tzu today!

When the tens of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all complained about Bao,

“Gan! It’s so dark! Every day’s subsistence allowance benefits must be suspended! Lin Fan, please be a person! ”

“What a dog! It’s a dog thief! Daily subsistence benefits can’t be guaranteed! Po, run away from home! This is still a piece of! ”

When Huang Shiren saw it, he had to crawl out of the ground and worship Lin Fan! This Nima is too dark! ”

“Hey, the Department of Labor? I reported that someone here has deducted the subsistence allowance! He also forced the underage panda to move bricks and work! ”

“Child labor! This is child labor! And it’s low-cost child labor! Digging ditches and doing coolies only has apples as a reward, and the key is to withhold it temporarily, can you believe it? The capitalists were in tears when they saw it! ”

Lin Fan will not go to 357 to pay attention to the barrage in the live broadcast room.

After he finished explaining the troublemakers, he left with his guns.

Ah Bao, who was still rolling on the ground and had a little temper, looked at the back of Lin Fan leaving, confused.

Halfway through, it got up and sat on the ground, sulking.

The angry appearance of the baby can simply sprout people’s hearts.

Anyone who sees this cute panda would never have thought that this panda could overturn a 28-ton tank!

Po sat there alone sulking, and when the giant crocodile saw it, he immediately avoided it.

The violent panda was angry, and it didn’t want to be beaten.

Even the wolf king avoided the sidelines.

Only when the monkey king saw it, he beckoned his little brother to drag a large handful of fresh bamboos and squeaked at Bao.

Bao, who was sulking, grabbed the bamboo and gnawed it.

There’s nothing that can’t be solved with a single meal of bamboo.

If there is, then arrange for two female monkeys to come over!

Yes, the Monkey King not only arranged fresh bamboo for Po to dissipate his anger.

It also arranged for two beautiful golden silk female monkeys to come over and scratch the itch for Bao.

The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly swiped the screen.

“This monkey (good) brother can handle it! And it’s the kind that can last a lifetime! Brother Monkey, do you still lack a brother? Count me in! ”

“At the critical moment, it depends on my monkey brother! That’s all right! All the anger is gone! Such a sensible little brother, it’s rare in this world! ”

“People are sophisticated, or Brother Monkey can handle it! That’s a great arrangement! If I can learn it, the department manager position is mine! ”

“It’s the truth! If Brother Monkey comes out to do public relations, which Party A can’t conquer it? ”

“Brother Monkey, come to work in my company tomorrow! My company lacks such a sensible public relations manager as you! ”

“Come to me! A truckload of apples per month! There are all kinds of varieties! Lin Fan’s buckle rope is not worthy of such an excellent employee as you! ”

In the courtyard, Po clicked a meal of bamboo and began to work.

Digging a trench is not difficult for them.

Especially in the case of giant crocodiles and wild boar kings.

Piling crocodiles are not only good at piling, but also good at digging trenches.

Its hard mouth can be used as an iron plow.

Inserted into the ground and pushed through, there was a long ditch.

Of course, this action is more wasteful.

But it doesn’t matter if the pile crocodile skin is thick and thick.

As for the wild boar king, it was originally used to use the pig’s nose to arch the ground to find food.

This is perfect for digging trenches.

Therefore, they are very efficient in their work.

The giant crocodile and the wild boar king are responsible for digging ditches, and Po is responsible for clearing obstacles such as stones on the ground.

The monkey pack and the wolf king are responsible for cleaning up the dirt, and there is a clear division of labor.

The Revenge Corps turned into a brick-moving team at this moment, and the work was rattling!

Even if you are a professional construction site, you will be ashamed to see them!

Soon, Ah Bao and the others dug the diversion ditch to the other side of the stream.

The connection to the stream is successful!

Seeing the water flowing through the ditch all the way to the direction of the courtyard, Abaobling’s eyes flashed with happiness.

However, at this time, the wolf king on the side roared,

“Whew——!”

The Wolf King warns!.

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