If you were asked to be a forest ranger, would you teach giant pandas Kung Fu?

Chapter 93 The worth of each member of the Panda Army!

Just when Lin Fan painted the credit cake for Ah Bao.

The Internet has exploded outside.

This incident was too shocking.

The mercenaries actually infiltrated the Ryugu Gorge, and the animals attacked.

If it weren’t for the strength of the animals, they would have really succeeded!

It’s hard to imagine what a sensation it would have been if something went wrong with this panda named Po!

Not an exaggeration at all.

At present, A Baozhen has become a national star.

Not only it, but even the little brothers have a large number of fans!

This event caused an unprecedented earthquake.

The Internet is full of relevant news reports.

“Mercenaries VS Avengers!”

“The Revenge Corps has wiped out all the foreign mercenaries with zero casualties!”

“Monkey King Wukong staged an empty interrupted headline strangulation!”

“The predator ambushed in the water to set up the victory!”

“Fat Tiger Revenge Tiger Hard Climbing Mountain Kill!”

“Kung Fu Panda rolls all over the ground and begs for a fight!”

The hot searches on major platforms were all slaughtered.

The top ten hot words are all related to this incident.

What a real leaderboard!

Nothing has ever been so sensational!

Foreign mercenaries infiltrated Ryugu Gorge.

This is already an unusually eye-catching thing.

In addition, the purpose of their sneaking in was actually to hunt Kung Fu Panda!

This instantly caused a sensation on the Internet.

The most shocking thing is that this group of professional mercenaries was actually killed by Kung Fu Panda!

Wrong!

It should be said that he was killed by Kung Fu Panda’s little brothers!

Because Kung Fu Panda didn’t make a move at all!

Just the little brothers have already killed this group of mercenaries!

Such an incredible thing happened, and it instantly exploded the heat of the whole network.

All major short video platforms are clips about this incident.

Almost every detail has been edited out, and various solutions are read “617”.

Even the behavior of the Wild Boar King Fei Handa was taken out for analysis!

Some people say that the boar king is to brush assists.

Some people say that the king of wild boars is trying to steal people’s heads.

Some people say that the boar king just wants to kill this wretch.

In short, there is everything to say.

The popularity is so high that even animal experts can’t help but rub off on the heat.

Finally, an unprecedented MVP selection contest was launched!

“There’s nothing wrong with the best MVP of the Boar King! Assist the Monkey King to strangle in the air, and then assist the predator scorpion to swing his tail and take a head! ”

“The Boar King is obviously not qualified! The Monkey King should win the MVP! The empty guillotine is so beautiful that my scalp is numb! It’s totally a topflower show!

“No problem! The Monkey King Air Strangulation is indeed handsome! But I choose the White Wolf King!

If it hadn’t tactically divided the battlefield and quickly suppressed the mercenaries, how could it have annihilated them so smoothly? ”

“One thing to say, the wolf king’s command and suppression really have a great effect! But MVP, I still think it has to be given to the predators!

If it weren’t for the predators secretly ambushing in the water and giving the mercenaries a surprise, how could they have achieved zero casualties?

So, the MVP must be given to the predators! ”

“Fat Tiger is not bad! A fierce tiger climbed the mountain and directly killed the miscellaneous crumbs in the lead! This is called catching the thief and capturing the king first!

Isn’t it appropriate to get an MVP? ”

“Is it only I think MVP should be given to Po? Although it didn’t have a chance to shoot, it ran around the whole court looking for opportunities!

That kind of positive attitude, it’s not too much to win an MVP, right? ”

The MVP contest is fierce.

Each of the Avengers has its own large number of fans.

Of course, Po has the most fans.

According to common sense, there is nothing wrong with Po winning the MVP.

Unfortunately, this time, it was just too paddling.

Zero output, zero assists.

Most fans are too embarrassed to close their eyes and compete for MVP for it.

Therefore, for a while, the number of votes for all members of the Avengeance Legion was evenly matched.

In the end, it was the predators who won the MVP title by a small margin.

It can’t help it, it takes the most heads, explodes damage output, and contributes zero casualties to the team.

There’s nothing wrong with winning an MVP title!

So far, in addition to the titles of Muay Thai whip leg crocodile and pile crocodile, the predator has successfully unlocked the title of MVP crocodile!

Compared with the boiling Internet in China, the heat of discussion abroad is not low at all, but more explosive.

Various clips of the video screen went viral on foreign video websites.

Originally, Bao’s popularity was high enough abroad.

This cute panda who can fight kung fu has captured the hearts of countless foreigners.

Before, because of all kinds of psychology, I thought it was a special effect panda.

Now, there is basically no such thought.

It doesn’t matter if it’s special effects or not!

The important thing is that they have become fans of this cute panda!

There is a more important reason.

Foreigners’ love for pets is better than that of China!

All kinds of animals can be their pets.

Bears, tigers, lions, and even snakes can be their pets.

Therefore, the revenge army directly ignited the enthusiasm of countless foreigners.

In just half a day, the number of views of this video on YouTube, the largest foreign video website, has exceeded 10 billion!

The number of messages from foreigners from all over the world in the comment area is terrifying!

“Oh buy karma! In addition to that cute panda, there are so many animals that can fight skills? It’s incredible! ”

“God! Is this an animal legion? Do even animals in their country go to war? Look at those wolves, how they can be so ingenious battlefield division tactics! ”

“Shet! Why is my wolf stupid as a retard? There is no IQ at all! ”

“Waterfa!? This boar king actually assists his teammates? Am I reading it wrong? Shouldn’t wild boars be stupid like pigs? Could it be a fake wild boar? ”

“It’s unbelievable that there are so many animals that can fight besides that panda! That giant crocodile actually knows Muay Thai! Thai pants spicy! I really want to use it as a pet! ”

“Assi! Even a toothless tiger can do martial arts! I think it’s necessary to investigate the bloodline of this tiger, it’s very likely that it’s our Peninsula Country! ”

“Oba~! I really want to have a panda that has always been cute, can I give me a panda? Oba~! ”

“Yaga! They deceived the whole world! Animal legion? It’s a big joke! We foot pot chickens must expose this lie and let them die! ”

Dark Web.

A dark website for illegal online transactions all over the world.

Overnight, there was a flood of postings for purchases.

“100,000 M yuan to buy a kung fu tactical wolf pet! White Wolf King Three Million M Yuan! ”

“80,000M yuan to buy a Brazil Jiu-Jitsu monkey pet! Monkey King 3 million M dollars! ”

“Two million M yuan to buy the wild boar king pet that will assist!”

“Eight million M yuan to buy a tiger pet that knows how to fight!”

“10 million M yuan to buy a crocodile pet of Muay Thai!”

“70 million M yuan to buy a kung fu panda pet!!”

Clearly marked prices!

As long as you are not stupid, you know what the goal of these buying messages is.

It’s almost not directly named!

The entire dark web was boiling in an instant.

In particular, it is the world’s largest illegal trading site.

Poaching, smuggling, trafficking and other criminal activities are not uncommon here!

It’s a place where illegal trade from all over the world comes together!

Countless criminals are active on it.

These buying posts directly caused a sensation in the underground world.

Country Y, in an apartment.

A blonde foreigner, sitting in front of a computer, tapping quickly on the keyboard.

Messages are sent in private chat rooms using encrypted software.

“All the members, guys, there’s business coming to the door!”

Soon after the message was sent, someone popped up in the chat room.

Poseidon: “What business?” Fack! Hades, you’re not going to find another mission like the bombing of the Hundred Palaces last time, are you? ”

Hades: “Don’t worry, it’s much easier this time!” And it pays well! Athena? Apollo?. ”

Apollo: “Thank God, it’s finally time for the mission!” I’m about to eat dirt! ”

Poseidon: “Bichi! Apollo, when will you pay me back the million dollars you lent me last time? ”

Apollo: “Aha, I borrowed it with my ability, why should I pay it back?” Hades, what’s the mission? How much does it cost? ”

Hades: “There’s a financier looking for a pet!” A group of wild animals, just catch them! ”

Apollo: “Catching wild animals? Shet! Are we all reduced to poaching? Athena? Come out! Do you want to do it? ”

Athena: “Hades, you’re talking about those pet quests on the dark web?” (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!) ）

Hades: “Yes! The owner of the fund personally found me and asked for the kung fu panda by name! ”

Poseidon: “Waterfa!?” Kung Fu Panda? The panda that lifted a thousand pounds of rocks? ”

Hades: “Yes! That’s it! The gold owner personally found me and paid 90 million M yuan to catch it, and I want to live! ”

Apollo: “Ninety million? Done! ”

Poseidon: “Fake! Apollo, you’re retarded! Do you know how terrifying that panda’s legion is? They wiped out a mercenary army. ”

Hades: “Not that powerful! It’s just that the mercenaries have a brain problem! They didn’t use guns! ”

Poseidon: “Shet! With a gun? Didn’t you say that Kim was going to live? ”

Hades: “There is a gun in this world, called the tranquilizer gun!” Elephants can be anesthetized instantly! Not to mention a panda?

Panda Legion? Take it away directly under full anesthesia! ”

Poseidon: “Tranquilizer gun? Wasn’t that panda okay with a tranquilizer gun before? ”

Apollo: “Poseidon, you’re retarded!” It must be that the dose is not enough to fail the anesthesia! We can buy tranquilizer guns to fight elephants! ”

Hades: “Bingo!” That’s it! Do you want to do it? The old rules, vote for it! ”

Apollo: “It’s done! ”

Athena: “It’s done! ”

Poseidon: “It’s done! “[]

Facing north, somewhere inside the warlord’s station.

Holding an automatic rifle, Kuitou Kunma shoots wildly at the people held in the water prison.

It wasn’t until the entire magazine was fired that he dropped the robbery with a distorted face.

The video of Handa being wiped out, he watched.

Because I saw it, I couldn’t suppress the anger in my heart at all.

This bunch of rubbish!

The one who stepped on the horse also said that it was the top-ranked mercenary group on the border!

It was actually wiped out by a group of animals with zero casualties!

Zero casualties!!

If only you could kill one!

Not a single animal was killed, and the whole army was wiped out!

This is a mercenary?

It’s a shame to say it!

Kunma’s eyes revealed endless murderous aura, and the muscles of her cheeks twitched unconsciously…….

“Fifty million M dollars! Get it out! Whoever chopped that panda, I gave him 50 million M yuan! ”

There is not much to sell, but there is a lot of money!

In order to let out this breath in his heart, Kunma did not hesitate to issue a reward of 50 million to Po!

Ryugu Gorge, in the courtyard.

Bao, who didn’t know that he was worth more than 100 million, was sitting on a pile of bamboo and gnawing bamboo.

I don’t know if it’s because of the growing power.

Now Po’s appetite is getting bigger and bigger.

A large pile of fresh bamboo, which had been piled up in the corner of the yard only two days ago, was visibly reduced to the naked eye.

In just two days, it almost finished eating the bamboo.

It’s unimaginable that its small body is so terrifying in the part of cooking!

Thanks to its many younger brothers, otherwise you would have to go hungry every day!

Lin Fan panicked when he saw the amount of bamboo it gnawed every day.

This way of dry rice, sooner or later, you will have to eat all the bamboo in Longgu Gorge?

Luckily, Po is wild.

If it is a family, the family will not be eaten by it?

No family conditions can withstand it being built like this!

“Bao, it’s time to lose weight! Eat so much, your little belly is getting bigger! ”

Squatting down, Lin Fan touched Bao’s fluffy belly.

“Look, it’s all bulging! If you eat it again, it won’t be good to fight! ”

Ah Bao, who was originally gnawing on bamboo shoots, was stunned when he heard Lin Fan’s words.

It couldn’t help but look down at its belly.

I looked at the tender bamboo shoots held by my paws,

It’s like thinking about which is more important, fighting or eating bamboo.

With a half-bang, it broke the bamboo shoot in half.

“Boom ……” (eat, eat half, beat, beat half.) ）

Lin Fan understood.

Po: This is just as important as eating bamboo and fighting.

So eat half of the bamboo, fight half of the fight! Lose half the fat!

No problem!

But Lin Fan soon found out that something was wrong.

After Po finished eating half of the bamboo shoots.

He picked up the half of the bamboo shoot that he had just broken, broke it in two, and ate half of it.

Pick it up again, break it in two, and eat half of it……

Half and half, and soon the whole bamboo shoot was gone!

？？？

Is this half eaten?

That’s what you told me, eat only half?

Lin Fan was stunned.

The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

“To eat half is to break and eat half every time! I don’t think there’s anything wrong with it! ”

“Bao’s logical thinking is invincible! Half and half, endlessly! ”

“I’m laughing to death! It turns out that this is half the meal! I will also try this method to lose weight in the future! ”

“Po: I eat half of it every time, is there anything wrong? I don’t eat much, I eat half! ”

“One thing to say, Bao’s amount of dry food is really terrifying! Hundreds of pounds of bamboo were dried up by it in one day!

However, the dog thief Lin Fan actually tricked Po into losing weight! Po, don’t be fooled! ”

“It’s really doggy! It’s just a forest peel! Po is still underage! This is a 0.2 scam! ”

“Po, run away from home! This home can’t stay anymore! Bamboo is not enough! ”

After breakfast, Lin Fan went out to patrol the forest.

Po ate half and half of the bamboo.

Soon, the bamboo was gone.

It froze.

Sitting there, Po turned his head to look around at the ground.

The cute face was full of confusion.

I can’t understand why the remaining half of the bamboo is gone, even though I eat half of the bamboo.

Where are you hiding?

It scrambled to its feet and looked around.

It’s gone, it’s really gone.

There was only the scraps on the ground that it had peeled off and gnawed off.

Ah Bao Buling’s eyes were full of confusion.

After crawling around, I found that I really couldn’t find it.

Suddenly it grinned in anger.

The monkey king on the side immediately ran over, squeaked, and asked what was wrong with his paws.

Even the Wolf King and the Fat Tiger ran over and looked at Po suspiciously, not understanding why he was angry.

Ah Bao gestured his paws and signaled that the bamboo shoots had run away and hidden.

The Wolf King and the Fat Tiger: O((⊙_⊙))O

The audience who saw this scene in the live broadcast room almost stopped laughing.

“I can’t stand it! How can Po be so cute! actually said that the bamboo shoots ran away! ”

“Bao: How many bamboo shoots do I have? I’ve only eaten half of it, and it’s gone? All gone? ”

“Oh my God! Po is so cute! I really want to masturbate it! It’s not resistant at all! ”

“I’m laughing to death! The fat tiger and the wolf king were dumbfounded! Didn’t all the bamboo shoots go into your stomach? What else are you looking for? ”

“Ten thousand blood books, let Po go down the mountain to hold a fan meeting! I really want to meet Po! I’ll buy as many tickets as I want! ”

“Meet +1! I didn’t see Bao last time I went down the mountain, I drove over from the next county, and I hurried to slow down and still didn’t see me! I regret it until my bowels are green! ”

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Người mua: Minh Minh Anh