I’ll Add Points To All Things

Thinking like this, Xiao Ha sneaked to the front of the drawer, and then stretched out the "corner" to open the drawer.

Su Yang hid the [Inverted Wishing Statue] relatively concealed, so Xiao Ha opened the drawer and didn't see anything at first.

It wasn't until it pulled out the entire drawer in disbelief that it found the statue wrapped in cloth by Su Yang.

Seeing the statue, the smile on the little pug's face became even brighter, and he muttered, "Fragrant, fragrant, good stuff."

Thinking like this, it opened the cloth and saw the bat statue with its back to Xiao Ha.

"Huh? With your back facing?"

Xiao Ha turned it around, "Huh? Is it still facing away?"

Xiao Ha did not believe in evil and continued to turn.

Still facing away.

The simple and intelligent mind is actually not much different from that of a child, so Xiao Ha also fucked with the inverted statue.

Just when it turned about forty times.

Finally...the bat turned around.

After Xiao Ha strongly wanted to see the front of the bat statue, a bat statue with outstretched wings, red eyes and pointed fangs finally turned around.

As the bat statue turned around, it seemed to come alive, fluttered its wings, and looked at Xiao Ha sullenly, "Answer my question, and you will get a chance to make a wish. But...if you If you can't answer, I'll drain your blood. Hohohoho..."

The little pug's eyes widened and looked at it, "Can you achieve any wish?"

A wicked expression appeared on the bat's face, "Of course."

The little dog's eyes suddenly straightened, "Then ask."

The bat smiled sullenly, with a feeling that everything was under control, then cleared his throat and asked, "How many stars are there in the sky."

Xiao Ha, "There are no stars."

The bat was stunned,

"How can there be no stars."

The "horn" on Xiao Ha's pillow pointed out the window, "Where can you see the stars now?"

The bat glanced out the window in the direction of Xiao Ha's finger, and there really was none.

it:...

Xiao Ha stretched out a small horn, "Can you fulfill my wish?"

The bat shook his head again and again, "No! You're just taking chances! I'll ask again!"

Xiao Ha is also generous, "Then you can ask."

Bat, "This world came first with the chicken or the egg."

Xiao Ha, "Eggs came first! Crocodiles, dinosaurs, etc. are all oviparous. They are born earlier than chickens, so there must be eggs first."

bat:...

Xiao Ha, "Am I right?"

The bat waved its wings and said impatiently, "Forget it. Make a wish."

I didn't expect to pass the question and answer so easily, and Xiao Ha said proudly, "I want to become a human figure! And I want to become a beautiful boy."

Hearing this wish, the bat laughed sullenly again.

Its figure suddenly became extremely large, and even its voice became much more majestic, "A greedy creature. Your wish has exceeded my ability. I will absorb all your blood."

After speaking, the bat radiated a strange red light, and at the same time, there was a slight red light on Xiao Ha's body, but it was not obvious. If it wasn't because it was in the dark, it could hardly be seen at all.

For a moment, Bat and Xiao Ha looked at each other and said a word in unison.

"Why is there no blood on you?"

"But there's no blood on me."

bat:...

The bat dressed as a big devil just now shrank its body and stared at Xiao Ha with scarlet eyes, "What are you? A mummified corpse?"

Xiao Ha stared back at it, Huskies are never afraid of being stared at! "I'm a dog!"

Bat, "Impossible! Dogs have blood!"

Xiao Ha raised his head, "I have no blood! It's you, what are you?"

The bat opened its wings and said solemnly, "I am Satan, the great devil of the West..."

Before it could finish speaking, Xiao Ha interrupted it, "Forget it, I don't want to know."

bat:...

Xiao Ha, "Then can I continue to make a wish?"

The bat turned around directly, "No, you answered your question. Goodbye."

The bat that turned around turned petrified again and recovered into a statue, still the same as when Xiao Ha first picked it up.

Xiao Ha gritted his teeth, he always felt that the bat had deceived his wish once!

So it keeps trying to turn the bat around.

Finally, after it turned a dozen times again, the bat was finally alive again.

After turning around, I saw Xiao Ha, the red light in Bat's eyes, "Why is it you again!"

Xiao Ha, "You still owe me a wish!"

Bat, "Your wish just now was too big to be fulfilled, so it was cancelled."

Xiao Ha, "I can promise something else."

The bat was so annoyed that it waved its wings, "You promise, you promise."

Xiao Ha, "Then I want a bag of rations."

Bat, "You are my god, I can't create things out of thin air."

Xiao Ha: ...

"Then can you move me outside?"

Bat, "You think I'm a god? How can I travel through space?"

Xiao Ha, "Then can you make me smaller?"

Bat glanced at Xiao Ha, "No, I won't change a person's body shape."

Xiao Ha: ...

Seeing that the bat statue couldn't do anything, Xiao Ha went crazy. It held down the bat and roared, "Then what can you do! You can't do anything!"

...

Early the next morning, after Su Yang got up, he went downstairs to prepare to eat, only to see his [reversed wishing statue] grandly placed on the table in the living room, while a group of little monsters were chatting around the statue what.

The bat on the statue also came to life, nodding and bowing, looking at everyone flatteringly.

Su Yang had a question mark on his face: What happened?

He stepped forward, and before he could speak, Xiao Ha jumped up to meet him, "Su Yang! Su Yang! I've made a contribution!"

Su Yang looked at it, "What did you do?"

Xiao Ha "Jiao" pointed at the bat on the table, "I exposed a liar for you!"

"Liar?" There were more question marks on Su Yang's face.

"right!"

Next, Xiao Ha explained the detailed "fraud" process of the statue.

It turned out that after it found out last night that the statue could not do anything, it began to "torture" the statue.

In the face of ordinary creatures, the bat's blood-sucking is in no way unfavorable, but in the face of Xiao Ha... its ability cannot be fully exerted.

So under Xiao Ha's "torture", it finally told about its "deception" process.

In fact, this statue has only one ability, that is, blood-sucking...

So when someone wants to ask it to make a wish, it will deliberately ask some questions without the correct answer, and let that person fail to answer, so that it can take the opportunity to use the ability to absorb the blood of that person.

If someone answers the question like Xiao Ha, it makes that person make a wish. But it is a waste, and it has no ability to fulfill other wishes except for blood sucking.

So... all wishes are beyond its reach.

It can then openly suck the blood of the wisher.

But... this time it met Xiao Ha, a man without blood, and was immediately caught blind.

Can't fight but can't dodge, can't hide, Xiao Ha, the single-celled animal, has been answering questions and making wishes all the time. After it was really unbearable, the bat told the truth.

Su Yang pondered for a while: This is really a liar... It's just a lie under the rules of the system. After all, it has no ability other than sucking blood...

However, is the ability of blood-sucking just useful to him?

Su Yang pondered and looked at the frightened bat, "If someone doesn't ask you a question, can you suck blood?"