I’ll Add Points To All Things

Standing in front of the mirror in the toilet, Su Yang turned the salted fish mask over. The material of this mask is soft, and it can be turned over with just a slight flip.

And because the two sides have a symmetrical structure, it looks like a brand new mask after being turned over. From the surface, no abnormalities can be seen.

After looking at it for a while, Su Yang put on the flipped salted fish mask.

The mask on the reverse side is a bit different from the front one. It is cold and refreshing when worn on the front side, but it is hot when worn on the reverse side, as if the face is being burned.

The same thing about the front and the back is that the back and the front are the same, and there is no need to tie the rope. When it is attached to the face, it will automatically expand along the face.

The other thing that is the same is...it looks like a pervert when you wear it.

Looking at the white mask in the mirror and the yin and yang fish under his eye sockets, Su Yang felt that he was becoming more and more perverted...

Just as he was thinking, suddenly there was a soft "pop" sound in the room. Following the soft sound, Su Yang felt like his body was rapidly shrinking and shortening like a burning candle.

Through the mirror, Su Yang saw the whole process of his transformation: his whole body shrank rapidly, and in the blink of an eye, he was blocked by the table.

When Su Yang came to his senses, he found that his body was extremely stiff. He wanted to stretch out his hand, but found that the "hand" was very short. He exhausted all his strength, flicked his tail, and hopped on the ground in vain, " oops..."

He found himself really turned into a... salted fish.

Yes, this salted fish is not an adjective, it is real, salted, pickled, dried salted fish...

Su Yang:...

The eyes of the salted fish lying on the ground are full of lovelessness.

Why did I become a salted fish! This damn thing!

Salted Fish Su Yang was desperate.

He tried his best to turn over, but found that it was useless, the salted fish was still a salted fish after turning over. The only difference is...maybe the left side is saltier?

Just when Su Yang turned into a salted fish, suddenly there was the sound of "da... da..." footsteps at the door.

The sound of the footsteps was very light, like the sound of a flesh pad stepping on the ground.

Salted Fish Su Yang felt an ominous premonition.

Sure enough, a yellow dog's head protruded from the corner of the door.

The dog head has a broad forehead which makes the head look big. Two dog ears hanging on both sides of the head, brown eyes, black nose, the nose is twitching slightly as if smelling something, obviously this is Pan Zhaodi's Labrador: Eggy.

Salted Fish Su Yang's dead fish eyes stared at Eggy, trying to scare it away.

But Eggy obviously couldn't perceive how terrifying the eyes of that white salted fish on the ground were.

It stuck its nose to the ground, twitched and smelled, and came all the way to Su Yang.

Salted fish Su Yang looked at it, it looked at salted fish Su Yang, the atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Su Yang, the salted fish, tried his best to open his stiff fish mouth, and struggled to say a word from his mouth, "Get lost!"

It's just a pity that his voice is extremely small, like a mosquito screeching.

Eggy seemed to have heard something, and then looked left and right, with a lively and confused look in her eyes.

But the dog's intelligence is limited, after two seconds, it continued to tilt its head to look at Su Yang.

Su Yang wanted to keep yelling at it, but the word "scroll" just now exhausted all his strength, and he couldn't open his stiff mouth at all: After all, salted fish are harder. ..

Concentrating the remaining strength in his body, he tried his best to flick his tail, trying to jump up and scare Eggy.

Then! He really jumped up!

And the salted fish who thought it was a dead object suddenly jumped up, which really shocked Eggy.

With a kick on its four legs, it retreated quickly, looking warily at the salted fish that had fallen to the ground and stiffened again.

This stalemate lasted for a full minute. Seeing that the salted fish hadn't made any new moves, Eggy stepped forward cautiously.

This time, it didn't wait for Su Yang's reaction, and stepped on Su Yang with a dog's paw.

Su Yang didn't hurt, just felt a little heavy, but he was really going crazy: What the hell is this bitch doing! Could it be that he was going to eat himself!

Could it be that he had just developed and was going to die in the mouth of a dog in the end? !

Just when Su Yang was thinking this way, Eggy lowered his head and smelled Su Yang again, then stuck out his tongue and licked Su Yang's fish head. After licking, Eggy's dog showed a disgusted expression.

Then it let go of Su Yang, and walked out of the kitchen with small brisk steps.

Su Yang:...

The guy finally left.

Su Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

But then he became confused again: How can he get rid of his current state? You can't be a salted fish for a month...

It's a holiday now, but it can't be a holiday like this.

He moved his hands as much as possible. Although the fish eyes couldn't see them, Su Yang believed that his hands were just a pair of dried fish fins, and he couldn't touch his fish head at all.

If you can't remove the mask by yourself, can you ask others for help?

But... how do I find someone?

Su Yang tried his best to jump up, and then moved out, but after jumping, he felt exhausted again...

He even felt that his salty fish body was dropping salt particles...

Su Yang lay on the ground: Forget it... let's do it first. so tired.

After lying on the ground for a while, Su Yang began to think about life: Why did he have to wear that broken mask? If he didn't wear it, would he be fine?

And today is the last day of this week, if I don't buy formula materials to exchange for formula items, time will pass! You won't be able to get the special item from the circus!

No...I'm in such a dead state now, what's the use of thinking about the circus...

Su Yang wanted to cry but had no tears.

He, no, it is really no tears now. There is quite a lot of salt. You can bring your own salt.

Just when Su Yang was extremely confused about the future, a phone rang suddenly in the kitchen: There is a call.

Xiao Di's reminder came from Su Yang's ear, "Master, it's Miss Chu Xia calling."

Su Yang tried his best to open his mouth, but couldn't make any sound.

Forget it... don't talk about early summer, even if it's early winter, I can't answer the phone now.

Also, Xiao Di, can you take a look at your master, your master has become a salted fish!

The salted fish lying on the ground looked hopeless.

Then, Xiao Di's voice continued to ring in his ear, "Master? Are you listening?"

"Huh?! Where is my master!"

Su Yang, the salted fish lying on the ground, was moved! You finally found out that your master is gone!

Then Xiao Di shouted from the second floor of the villa, "Master! Where are you!"

Then, with a sound of "Peng!", the upstairs door was opened, and Xiao Di ran downstairs "peddling", all the way to the kitchen.

She looked left and right, "Master? Master?"

Salted fish on the ground: I am here...

It's a pity he couldn't speak, he was so tired.

With a wave of Xiao Di's hand, an interface appeared in front of him, and the scene of the kitchen began to be played backwards. After a while, the video of Su Yang turning into a salted fish appeared.

Xiao Di's mouth grew slowly, then he looked left and right, and finally saw the salted fish Su Yang jumping to the corner.

She threw herself on the ground and yelled at the salted fish, "Master? Master?"

The salted fish Su Yang rolled his dead fish eyes: How do you think a salted fish will respond to you. I'm really speechless...

Xiao Di carefully picked up Su Yang and hugged Su Yang into his arms. Su Yang felt, um...very soft.

Xiao Di touched the salted fish Su Yang, "Master, how do you get rid of this state?"

Su Yang continued to roll the dead fish eyes: It won't be resolved in an hour, dear.

Xiao Di picked up Su Yang and came to the sofa, then she put Su Yang on her lap, her eyes were emptied, and rows of data streams flashed in her eyes, and then one interface after another appeared out of thin air. Appeared in the living room, quietly suspended in the air.

Su Yang tried his best to glance at the screen, and then saw that it was the video of all the rooms in the villa, which was being played backwards. And it plays backwards at 8x speed. Xiao Di was obviously looking at those videos.

Hmmm... hope I don't see a video of myself showering. Su Yang thought incomparably.

After a while, Xiao Di stopped his hand, and all the screens on the interface stopped, and then the interfaces disappeared one by one, and finally only the last interface remained.

The data flow in Xiaodi's eyes disappeared. She looked at the picture in front of her, and then waved her hand. The picture showed a scene of Su Yang tearing off the mask.

Xiao Di began to grope around Su Yangyu's body.

Salted Fish Su Yang: Hmm... quite comfortable.

But it's a pity that it's less than an hour now, the mask can't be torn off, so it can't be touched.

So, Xiao Di searched for a long time, but found nothing.

Xiao Di continued to flip through the video record in a strange way.

Su Yang was not in a hurry at all...

At least he won't be eaten by balls now.

In this way, one of the two searched for the picture, and the other quietly waited for the time.

Counting the time, an hour passed, and Su Yang had accumulated a lot of strength. He flicked his tail and jumped on Xiao Di's lap.

Xiao Di was checking the time, and looked suspiciously at the salted fish on his lap.

Is the master sending a message to himself?

But... what message can it convey?

Is it to let yourself try again?

As expected, Xiaodi and Su Yang have the same mind, and immediately understood the message Su Yang wanted to convey.

Then, she started to grope for Su Yang's fish again.

Salted Fish Su Yang:...

Can you pay attention when you touch it?

Fish are also divided into male and female!

After touching it for a while, Xiao Di's eyes lit up: Huh? Here's a slippery, soft thing.

Xiao Di pinched the piece, and then gently tore it off.

With the movement of her hand, a mask with black Pisces on a white background appeared on her hand.

And Su Yang also appeared on her lap with a cry of "Peng!"

Xiao Di was overwhelmed by Su Yang, and he yelled "Ouch".

Su Yang was so excited that tears filled his eyes, "I finally changed back!"

Xiao Di looked at Su Yang weakly, his eyes were red, "Master, can you get off my lap first, it hurts so much."

"Oh." Su Yang hurriedly got off Xiaodi.

Only then did Xiao Di rub her fair thigh with an aggrieved face.