"View.. Audience friends
, um, the program was suddenly interrupted just now. Perhaps the audience has already guessed that it is Sister Mi’s baby.
Our little Su Beibei discovered clues to a murder case. Based on the"scientific and rational" analysis and thinking of little Su Beibei, the police have already based on the clues she provided. The suspect was successfully arrested and the suspect confessed to the crime." Li Xiang said this almost in one breath. Everyone could see that he was panicking!
【Scientific,, rational analysis.. Is it just fortune telling?】
【Only a ghost can believe it!】
【Damn, this kid is so awesome? Just caught a murderer?】
【This can't be false. How could anyone dare to say such nonsense on a show like this?】
【Is it such a big deal?】
【I go! This show is going in a great direction.】
Li Xiang took a deep breath.
Yes.
He hasn't finished speaking yet.
Just to give the audience a mental preparation.
Li Xiang:"In addition, based on the clues provided by the child Su Beibei, the police will now immediately carry out on-site excavation.
After layers of approvals, we have obtained permission to live broadcast the entire process.
The next live broadcast.
It is not recommended for children under the age of 18 to watch.
If If it causes you discomfort
, please exit the live broadcast room as soon as possible.
Our program team just wants to restore the truth!"
He said.
Lens everything.
The police have already started digging.
The show then produced one of the weirdest scenes in the history of reality TV.
A four-year-old girl who is as delicate as a doll.
One hand is holding a teddy bear doll that came from nowhere.
The other hand is holding a lollipop and eating it.
Stand next to a mound again.
Commanding several tall men wearing big-brimmed hats.
Say a few words occasionally
"Yes, fat uncle, dig a little to the right, be careful"
"That arm is a bit rotten, uncle, be careful~"
"Come on, come on, go a little further to the right~"
A sweet and cute little voice was actually saying such extraordinary things!
A hole nearly one meter deep had been dug in the ground.
Still no sign of the broken arm was seen..
Although the big-brimmed hats were digging, they were also full of doubts.
"Why did the captain ask us to listen to a little girl?"
"Could it be that the captain really believes in ghosts and gods? Shouldn't it? The captain is a staunch materialist!"
"Forget it, let’s do it. The captain asks us to be obedient, so we will be obedient. If the captain asks us to eat shit, then let’s hold the shit basin in front of him. Hehe."
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In the live broadcast room
【Damn it, damn it, so many big-brimmed hats, this can’t be an act, can it?】
【This kid, no! Is this little sister a bit fierce?】
【You won't really dig out anything, will you?】
【I knock! Is this a reality show? This is obviously a psychic show!】
【The scene looks so harmonious and eerie!】
【Does it feel like you’re really going to dig out something amazing?】
【Passing by! I am completely attracted by little Su Beibei!
What kind of magical kid is this?】
【Doesn’t the country advocate having three children? I want this!】
【Am I the only one who heard the important information that the criminal suspect has been arrested based on the clues Su Beibei provided?】
【He was a detective at the age of four, but my brother was still peeing and making mud at the age of four!】
【Can't you give our brother water and mud?】
At this time, a familiar ID appeared.
That ID is [Professor Li Meijin, a well-known domestic parenting expert] suddenly appeared again
【Professor Li Meijin, a well-known domestic parenting expert]’s speech in the live broadcast room seemed very abrupt.
【As an expert, my opinion is to ban such feudal and superstitious programs!
Such a program will have a bad impression on children and make them decide that there are really ghosts and gods in the world.
You know, there are absolutely no ghosts and gods in the world!
For Xiao Yanran in the show, my expert advice is.
Treat it like a bad artist! She can never appear in the media.
She will lead children across the country! 】
But this time.
People in the live broadcast room were not intimidated by her"expert" aura.
Instead, they attacked in groups!
【It annoys you experts the most!】
【Experts here are advised not to advise!】
【Expert advice is sheer fart!】
【Do you like to watch it or not? we want to see】
【Is this what a parenting expert can say about a child who was brutally banned by a bad artist?】
【As a netizen, I recommend banning experts!】
【The most unreliable people in the world are experts!
Open hot search to see what experts have suggested recently, good guys
#Experts suggest that it is forbidden to take extended leave and believe that no leave is necessary.#
#Experts say people cannot afford to buy a house because housing prices are too low#
#Experts say that an eyebrow pencil costing 79 yuan is too expensive and you must not work hard.#
#Experts say rising mortgage interest rates will help stabilize the real estate market#
#Experts say the stock market cannot be worse this year than last year#"】
【Haha, I heard that both of Professor Li’s own children said they had severed ties with their mother?
How do you get the title of parenting expert? 】
This sentence.
Professor Li was suddenly stimulated.
She types very slowly.
Just reply directly with voice-to-text
【Professor Li: There is no problem with my educational philosophy.
The problem is that my two children have poor understanding and do not work hard enough.
If I have two normal children, my educational philosophy can completely train them to become elites! ]
Take a look at this reply.
The viewers in the live broadcast room are completely awake.
【Professor Li, your reply just now makes me feel that you are not only unworthy of being called a parenting expert, but also unworthy of being called a mother!】
【normal? What kind of child is considered normal?】
【There was a mother who said her child was abnormal. I laughed.】
【If I had a mother like this, I might not be"normal" anymore.】
【She also said that she is a parenting expert, but she doesn’t even know what love is!】
【And your children are adults, you mean, their lives are failures?】
【So may I ask, what kind of life is considered successful?】
【In my opinion, their two children may not have failed, but as a mother, you really failed!】
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