I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world
Chapter 1124 Why don’t you like old sows?
The girl in the white dress looked at the pig-nosed man with strange eyes and thought to herself: Is there something wrong with this monster's brain?
Under her unblinking gaze, Zhu Bajie actually blushed a little and said shyly, "Miss, why are you looking at me like that? Could it be that you feel familiar?"
The girl in the white dress shook her head: "No, I have never seen a monster as ugly as you before."
Zhu Bajie: "..."
Madam, you are somewhat presumptuous.
"The poor monk Tang Xuanzang dares to ask the lady her name." Qin Yao clasped his hands together and took the initiative to greet her.
The girl in the white dress followed the sound, stared at his face and said, "Are you... a human?"
Qin Yao: "Don't you look like it?"
"It looks like it, but if you stand between them, it doesn't look alike." The girl in the white dress pointed at the monkey and the pig.
"The poor monk is indeed a human being." Qin Yao said sincerely.
The girl in the white dress stared at his face and further confirmed: "Man?"
Qin Yao: "What else?"
"It's amazing." The girl in the white dress said sincerely.
"Little girl, have you never seen a man?" Sun Wukong asked.
"Your Majesty." Suddenly, a group of armored female guards rushed over from all directions, surrounding the group of them.
"Protect Your Majesty."
Among the guards, a young woman with a rather heroic appearance roared when she saw Qin Yao and others. In an instant, hundreds of guards drew their weapons.
"Put down your weapons." The king of the Daughter Kingdom said loudly.
"Clang, clang, clang."
As soon as he finished speaking, hundreds of guards put away their weapons, but their eyes were still full of hostility when looking at the pilgrim.
The king of the daughter country took out a jade pendant from his arms and threw it to Qin Yao in the air: "It's time for me to leave. I'll give this jade pendant to you. In the future, if you encounter any trouble in the daughter country, just show this jade pendant to the other party. Maybe it can help Resolve disputes.”
Qin Yao stretched out his hand to catch the jade pendant flying from the air and thanked him seriously: "Thank you, Your Majesty."
The king of the daughter kingdom smiled, raised the reins in his hand, and said loudly: "Let's go."
"No, why."
Seeing the heroic King of the Daughter Kingdom leading his army away, Zhu Bajie asked with a depressed look on his face.
"Why?" Sun Wukong asked.
Zhu Ba pointed at the jade pendant in Qin Yao's hand and said, "There are four of us, why did we give this jade pendant to Master?"
"Maybe it's because my appearance is among us and more in line with human aesthetics." Qin Yao explained.
Zhu Bajie frowned tightly: "Are people in the world so superficial?"
Qin Yao: "Aren't you superficial?"
Zhu Bajie waved his hand and said: "How can I, the reincarnation of Marshal Tianpeng, be so superficial?"
Qin Yao: "Then why don't you like your own kind? For example, an old sow that can give birth to ten piglets in a litter."
Zhu Bajie: "..."
Are you kidding? There's nothing wrong with his mind!
late at night.
Qin Yao was sitting on a hill, facing the bright moon, seemingly inhaling the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, but in fact he was frantically refining the potential in his body.
Jin Chanzi's reincarnation is indeed very abnormal, extremely abnormal. In Qin Yao's opinion, the energy contained in the body is second only to the Lotus Lantern!
What is the concept?
The concept is that as long as Tang Xuanzang awakens the memory of his previous life and removes the seals on his soul and even his body, he can regain his strength as Jin Chanzi at any time.
Qin Yao felt like a thief now, secretly stealing Jin Chanzi's energy.
He felt a little ashamed and a little indebted, but he really couldn't turn a blind eye to the energy in Tang Xuanzang's body...
After all, he only admitted that he was not a bad person, but he never dared to say that he was a good person.
From beginning to end, he was the kind of self-centered and selfish egoist!
On the hill, Qin Yao was practicing.
At the foot of the hill, the three elder brothers and Bai Longma gathered together and whispered.
"Brother Monkey, have you ever thought about this question?" Zhu Bajie said, "What if master succeeds in cultivation and no longer needs us?"
Sun Wukong nodded: "I have thought about it. When the time comes, I will play by myself and relieve the master's boredom. Lao Sha will continue to carry the burden, and the white dragon horse will still serve as the mount."
Zhu Bajie was stunned. What was this answer?
Then he suddenly realized that the future mentioned by the smelly monkey did not include him!
"What about me? Where have I been, senior brother?"
"It's dried, and it's hanging on Lao Sha's burden." Sun Wukong said.
Zhu Bajie: "..."
Sha Wujing said with lingering fear: "Fortunately, I am somewhat useful. Fortunately, I am not a pig."
Zhu Bajie felt cold all over and said in a trembling voice: "Elder brother, don't scare me!"
"Why are you scaring you?" Sun Wukong said: "At that time, tell me what role you have in our team? Are you being cute?"
Zhu Bajie: "..."
That night, Zhu Bajie tossed and turned sleeplessly in the wilderness.
That night, in the palace, the same was true for the king of the daughter country.
It's just that the former knows what he's worried about, but the latter doesn't understand what's wrong with him.
So after struggling for two hours with no results, she turned around and sat up, and went to the palace library alone, flipping through the ancestral books and looking for experience in history.
Then, she saw the Ancestor Notes...
The note says that men carry a curse called [Poison of Love], but any woman who is close to a man can easily be infected with this curse.
Those who are cursed will have red faces, weak limbs, rapid heartbeats, and wild imaginations, and will even give up everything they have for the other person.
Seeing this, a layer of cold sweat broke out on the back of the King of the Daughter Kingdom, and he was frightened and frightened.
"Greetings to Your Majesty."
At this time, a cold voice suddenly sounded, which scared her so much that she stood up suddenly, her heart trembled, and when she looked up, she saw the mother of the Imperial Preceptor wearing a silver gown, arriving in front of her desk at some unknown time.
"There is no need to be polite, Mother." The King of the Daughter Kingdom tried to calm his mind and forced a smile.
The Imperial Master glanced down at the Ancestor's Notes on the table and said, "Why did Your Majesty think of reading the Ancestor's Notes today?"
The King of the Daughter Kingdom, who never lied in front of his master, now said out of nowhere: "I couldn't sleep, so I wanted to watch something."
The Imperial Master nodded and said, "Which article did you read?"
"I saw this article about men." The King of the Daughter Kingdom asked: "Mom, National Preceptor, are men really that scary?"
The Imperial Master said without hesitation: "Yes! Of all things, men are the most vicious. Once you are tainted by the curse brought by a man, you will lose your mind at least, and lose everything at worst. Your Majesty should bear in mind that if you fall into the trap of a man in the future, The poisonous poison must be killed as soon as possible. Only in this way can we save ourselves..."
The sun and moon change, and the sun shines.
On the hill, Qin Yao, who was sitting cross-legged, slowly finished his exercises, with golden light shining in his eyes.
Overnight, the divine power in his seventh cave has doubled. If this trend continues, I am afraid that he will reach the critical point of breakthrough within ten days.
However, how to support the three apprentices and Bai Longma is still a problem...
Qin Yao looked up at the sky and thought for a long time, but never thought of a perfect solution.
In this team, unless he is captured by a monster, it is difficult to have a chance to be alone...
"Master, are you hungry?"
While he was thinking about the future, Sun Wukong slowly flew up from the bottom of the hill.
Qin Yao touched his stomach and nodded slightly: "I'm a little hungry. Do we still have something to eat?"
Sun Wukong shook his head, lowered his eyes and said: "No more... old pig."
The topic they talked about last night suddenly flashed into Zhu Bajie's mind, and he stepped back with fear on his face: "Don't eat me, you can't eat me!"
Sun Wukong: "..."
Qin Yao: "..."
"Who said I'm going to eat you? I mean, go find something to eat." Soon, Sun Wukong said helplessly.
Zhu Bajie breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Then just say it, it scared me so much that I almost flew out of my mind."
Sun Wukong: "..."
He thought to himself that he didn't go around in circles.
Half an hour later.
Zhu Bajie held a nine-tooth rake and kept sweeping the grass in front of him.
Suddenly, a pair of ears gradually heard bursts of women's laughter.
His feet suddenly stopped on the spot, Zhu Bajie quickly put away the rake and walked cautiously in the direction of the sound. When he pushed aside a piece of grass, his eyes suddenly widened and his pupils trembled like an earthquake.
In the field of vision, countless girls wearing thin clothes or even wearing nothing at all were scattered on both sides of the stream, talking and laughing while wiping their bodies.
The impact of this scene on him was more severe than being hit by his senior brother's stick, so much so that his whole head was filled with mist.
After a long time, Zhu Bajie stretched out his hand to wipe away the red liquid flowing out of the pig's nose, transformed into a muscular man, flew sideways out of the grass, and appeared in front of countless women.
In the stream, countless women were stunned when they saw the man who suddenly appeared, and froze in place as if they had been hit by a restraining spell.
"Run, it's a man!" A soft-looking woman stood out from the crowd and shouted.
"Run quickly." As soon as he finished speaking, the women who were standing on both sides of the stream fled quickly as if they had encountered some wild beast.
"Hey, hey..."
Zhu Bajie quickly fell from the air and shouted: "Don't be afraid, I am not a man."
"What are you if you're not a man?" The mellow woman stood in front of Zhu Bajie and asked seriously.
Seeing this, Zhu Bajie quickly said: "I am a pig, a boar. If you don't believe me, look at my nose."
As he spoke, his nose popped out.
"boom."
The lithe woman punched him on the nose, and then beat him violently: "Boars can't bear it even more!"
"Bajie, Bajie..." Not long after, calls suddenly came from the distance. The face of the soft and beautiful woman who was beating the pig demon changed slightly. She tapped her toes on the ground a few times, leaped a few times, and quickly disappeared into the stream. beside.
"Uh-huh!"
When his silhouette left like a startled dragon, the monkey's golden cudgel also pushed aside the grass, and the scripture collection team immediately appeared in front of Bajie.
"Second Senior Brother, what's going on with you?" Sha Wujing asked in shock as he looked at the pig's head with a bruised nose and swollen face.
Zhu Bajie waved his hand casually and said, "I accidentally fell. Don't worry, I'm fine."
"Bajie." Qin Yao pointed to the shoe prints on his clothes and asked seriously: "Will wrestling leave shoe prints?"
Zhu Bajie: "Didn't he fall out?"
Qin Yao: "..."
I heard that dead ducks have tough mouths, but I didn’t expect that live pigs have such tough mouths.
Shortly after.
The master and apprentice followed the stream to a water village, only to see guards standing on the boathouse of the water village. Countless arrows shining with cold light were aimed at them with murderous intent.
"The person who came here is not a good person." Zhu Bajie murmured.
Qin Yao subconsciously said: "Bajie, we are the ones here."
Zhu Bajie: "..."
"It's forbidden to go ahead. Go back to where you came from." The heroic woman in armor stood on the water village tower and said seriously.
"It's you."
Zhu Bajie recognized it at a glance. This was the guard who had followed the king of the daughter country before.
"Don't point nonsense, I don't know you." The female general said coldly.
"Are you forgetful at a young age?" Zhu Bajie complained.
The female general raised her bow and shot an arrow, and a black light quickly cut through the void and struck the ground in front of Zhu Bajie, scaring him so much that he retreated.
"I say it again, leave immediately. Men are not welcome in the Daughter's Kingdom."
"I'm not a man." Zhu Bajie said.
"Boars can't do it either." At this moment, the lithe girl who had beaten Zhu Bajie violently in front of the stream stepped onto the watchtower wearing a suit of armor and said loudly.
"It's you!" Zhu Bajie shouted again.
The heroic female general said in surprise: "How come you know everyone?"
"Stop talking, Bajie." Seeing that Zhu Bajie was still chattering nonsense, Qin Yao softly dissuaded him, and then said to the two female generals on the water village: "May I ask you two, which way is the west?"
The beautiful lady stretched out her hand and pointed back, saying, "The west is behind us."
Qin Yao nodded: "To be honest, we came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship Buddha and learn scriptures. Therefore, we will not stay in your daughter's country. I only hope that you can make it convenient for us to go there."
"Where is the Tang Dynasty in the East?" the soft beauty general asked in surprise.
"I don't know." The heroic female general shook her head: "I haven't heard of anything about the West and the East."
Listening to their conversation, Sun Wukong suddenly felt something was wrong and asked, "Are there any countries around you?"
"No, there is only one country in this world, our daughter's country, the rest is a wilderness." The heroic female general said.
"The situation is not good! Master, wait a moment, I will go and take a look." Sun Wukong said, his body suddenly turned into a golden light and rushed towards the sky at high speed.
Not long after, he suddenly hit a layer of light film and was bounced off by the light film. He hit the ground hard, creating a deep pit.
"Bah, bah."
Sun Wukong jumped out of the pit with dust in his mouth, summoned the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and continued to rush into the sky.
The next moment, he smashed back at a faster speed. This time, the pit was deeper and there were even traces of water.
After a moment, the gray-headed monkey jumped out and said to Qin Yao: "Master, I'm sorry, we fell into this small world. There is an enchantment package outside the small world, and I can't get out."
Qin Yao said: "This is probably another tribulation... Now that it has come, let's make peace with it. Let's go to the king of the daughter country to sign a customs clearance document first."
"Break in by force?" Sun Wukong held the Ruyi Golden Cudgel with a fierce light in his eyes.
Qin Yao shook his head: "Wukong, don't always think about fighting and killing. Violence is a way to solve problems, but it is not the ultimate goal."
After saying this, he took out the jade pendant given by the king of the daughter country and showed it to the two female generals on the bunker: "With this thing, can we enter the city?"
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