I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world
Chapter 1316 It’s outrageous!
Nine years later.
Square inch mountain.
The monkey, leaning on a wooden stick, hobbled up a thousand-foot peak. Against the background of the chirping cranes, soaring phoenixes, scattered haze, and the shimmering light of the sun and moon, he saw the ten characters "Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, Xianyue Sanxing Cave" written on one side. Behind the stone monument, they suddenly cheered, threw away their wooden sticks, jumped around in circles, and their joy was beyond words.
It has been so difficult for him to go away in the past nine years.
The orbs given by the empress were deceived the second month after he came down the mountain, and many people even wanted to catch him as a spectacle.
Fortunately, I didn't meet any immortals who wanted to take in spiritual pets. Otherwise, let alone revenge, I wouldn't even have freedom.
"Where did you come from, monkey, and why are you jumping around here?" At this time, a fairy boy followed the sound and asked abruptly.
In Taoist Master Shen's sect, Monkey did not dare to be presumptuous. He immediately took out the autographed letter, waved it and said, "It was Taoist Master Shen who asked me to come."
"Senior Brother Shen Gongbao?" Xiantong asked in surprise.
The monkey nodded like a fool: "Yes, yes, Master Shen Gongbao Shen."
Fairy Tong was silent for a moment, and a friendly smile suddenly appeared on his face: "What did Senior Brother ask you to do?"
The monkey said: "Let me come to find Patriarch Bodhi and become my disciple."
Fairy Boy looked at him deeply and beckoned: "Follow me."
In the blink of an eye, the fairy boy led the monkey to a cloud cliff, and saw an old Taoist with white beard and white hair sitting on a futon, facing thirty or forty immortal cultivators, chanting the mantra of the great road.
Suddenly seeing the fairy boy coming with a monkey demon, the old Taoist stopped teaching and asked in confusion: "Who are you looking for?"
Before the fairy boy could speak, the monkey jumped out from behind him impatiently: "May I ask if the old fairy is the Patriarch of Bodhi?"
The old Taoist nodded slightly: "I am Bodhi."
The monkey couldn't help being happy. He suddenly knelt down in front of the other party and raised the letter in his hand above his head: "Master, I am here to be my master. This is the letter of recommendation written by Taoist Master Shen Gongbao Shen to me."
Bodhi: "..."
When did I ask you?
But the other party's letter was stretched out in front of him, so he had to take it, opened it, and found four words inside: The Light of Buddhism.
Then above these four words, there is an upward arrow, pointing opposite you.
In other words, pointing at the golden-haired monkey opposite him.
Looking at this letter, Bodhi was immediately dumbfounded.
It took him a while to understand the meaning of these four words, and the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.
That bastard will be exhausted from writing a few more words!
"May I have your name?"
After a while, Bodhi took a deep breath, silently put away the letter, and looked down at the monkey kneeling in front of him.
The monkey said: "I don't have a name."
Bodhi was stunned and asked, "You don't have a name? Then why did Shen Gongbao call you?"
The monkey said honestly: "He called me monkey."
Bodhi: "..."
In front of him, all the apprentices gritted their teeth to prevent themselves from laughing out loud.
After a long time, Bodhi sighed: "How lazy is this person?"
The monkey was also clever and immediately said: "Master, please give me a name."
Bodhi stared at him for a while and said: "Hongmeng first took over the original namelessness, and it took Wukong to break the stubbornness. From now on, you can call him Wukong."
The monkey smiled and clapped his hands: "Wukong, Wukong, I have a name~~"
…
Huaguoshan.
In front of Water Curtain Cave.
Our Lady of Golden Light looked at the Water Curtain Cave reluctantly and sighed: "I really can't bear to part with you!"
Qin Yao smiled slightly: "It will always be here, and we can come back at any time."
The Holy Mother of Golden Light nodded, suddenly turned her head and asked, "What kind of appearance do you like?"
Qin Yao said: "As long as you conjure it up, I like it."
The corners of the Golden Lady's mouth slightly raised, and she transformed into a dignified and beautiful fair-skinned woman: "Is this okay?"
"Of course, you can't see what he used to be like at all." Qin Yao praised, and then transformed into a middle-aged man with an unattractive appearance.
"Is it necessary to become so ordinary?" Our Lady of Golden Light asked doubtfully.
"Tianji School is the Queen Mother's headquarters, so you can never be too careful."
Having said this, Qin Yao commanded from the bottom of his heart: "The system must completely hide the traces of me and the Golden Lady."
[This transaction requires 10,000 filial piety points. Are you sure? 】
The system light symbol then flashed before his eyes.
Qin Yao said calmly: "OK."
The strength of the Queen Mother is unfathomable, let alone the Haotian Mirror in the heaven. With their own transformation skills, they can hide it from some ordinary gods, but it would be wishful thinking to hide it from the Queen Mother. .
Therefore, it can only be cheated.
In addition to being unable to obtain filial piety points, there are no hooks that the system cannot unlock!
[Transaction successful. 】
[10,000 filial piety points are deducted from this transaction, and your remaining filial piety balance is 210,565 points. 】
When these two lines of light symbols appeared one after another, two colorful light butterflies suddenly appeared in Qin Yao's sea of consciousness. One flew towards his soul, and the other flew out of his sea of consciousness, passed through his body, and flew to the person next to her. Our Lady of Golden Light.
"What's this?"
Out of trust in her husband, the Golden Lady did not hide away, letting the colorful light butterfly hit her eyebrows and blend into her body. She just asked curiously.
Qin Yao explained: "This is to add a layer of insurance to our transformation, so that the Queen Mother will not use the fairy weapon to reveal our true form."
Golden Light Holy Mother suddenly realized and took his hand: "This will make you feel more at ease. Let's go to the Heavenly Palace."
"Let's not go to the Heavenly Palace first, let's go to the Dragon Palace first." Qin Yao shook his head.
Golden Light Holy Mother looked surprised: "Why go to the Dragon Palace?"
Qin Yao changed back to his original appearance and smiled: "Aren't you curious about what I wrote in the letter to the monkey? You will know when you arrive at the Dragon Palace."
After a while.
In the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea.
Uncle Jiu, who was becoming more and more kingly, stood in front of the desk, followed by a nodding and bowing turtle prime minister. He smiled and looked at his proud disciple slowly coming over, and asked loudly: "Why are you here to ask for autumn wind today?"
Because Huaguo Mountain is too close to the East China Sea, Qin Yao has come here every now and then in recent years, so Uncle Jiu asked this question.
"Greetings to the Dragon King."
Seeing the Dragon King in front of him, the Golden Light Holy Mother bowed.
Uncle Jiu waved his hand: "We are a family, no need to be polite."
Qin Yao watched this scene with a smile, and then said: "This time we are going to fight a big autumn wind, and the Dinghai Shenzhen Iron should be born."
Uncle Jiu asked: "You take it away now?"
Qin Yao waved his hands repeatedly: "No, no, let the monkey come to get it himself."
Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows: "The monkey will not make trouble, right?"
"No, this is not the traditional story." Qin Yao said.
On the side, Prime Minister Turtle, who has always claimed to be a think tank of the East China Sea, listened to their conversation in person, but found that he could not understand it at all.
What is the monkey?
What is making trouble?
Why does he know every word of the seemingly ordinary conversation, but he needs to decipher it when he puts it together?
...
This doubt troubled Prime Minister Turtle for twenty years. It was not until twenty years later that a golden monkey came to the Dragon Palace with a letter and was warmly received by the Dragon King that he had a half-understanding.
The monkey that Taoist Shen mentioned should be this one, but this monkey looks quite docile from the outside, and doesn't seem like it would make trouble.
"Old Dragon King, what is your relationship with Taoist Shen?"
In the main hall of the Crystal Palace, looking at the table full of wine, food, fruits and vegetables in front of him, Sun Wukong scratched his head subconsciously.
"Eat, eat and talk." Uncle Jiu said gently.
Sun Wukong broke open a banana and ate it, looking at the other party with a sparkling look.
Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "He is my benefactor. I am where I am today because of his support."
Sun Wukong paused for a moment while chewing and said, "Is he very good?"
"Yes." Uncle Jiu responded, "I have never seen a better young man than him."
Sun Wukong said confidently, "I will definitely surpass him in the future."
Uncle Jiu smiled and said, "Maybe, I wish you can do it."
Sun Wukong blinked and hesitated, "Can you tell me his story?"
"This story will be very long..."
"It doesn't matter, I have time."
Uncle Jiu said in a gentle voice, "Then we have to start from the signing of the List of Gods by the three religions..."
After a long time.
He finally finished this long story, but there was still half of the banana left in Sun Wukong's hand.
Looking at the monkey with a shocked face, Uncle Jiu laughed, "Do you still think you can surpass him now?"
Sun Wukong: "..."
"Eat quickly, and I will take you to see the gifts after you finish eating." After a moment of silence, Uncle Jiu said again.
Sun Wukong quickly ate the half banana in his hand, and then put the things on the table into his sleeves: "Let's look at the gifts first."
Not long after.
Uncle Jiu took him to the old site of the Dragon Palace Prison, pointed to the huge Panlong Pillar and said: "The treasure is inside."
Sun Wukong took a deep breath, gathered his strength and punched the stone shell of the Panlong Pillar.
In an instant, the stone shell broke rapidly, and then exploded in all directions. A huge pillar emitting golden red light appeared in the monkey's eyes, like a red-hot iron.
"Ruyi Jingu Bang, weighs 13,500 kilograms."
Sun Wukong muttered to himself as he stared blankly at the line of characters engraved on it.
...
One day in heaven is one year on earth.
Sun Wukong has returned from his studies, but Qin Yao and the Golden Light Holy Mother have just been admitted to the Tianji School and have been assigned to substitute classes in different classes.
It must be mentioned here that the Tianji Office is a government office in the fairy world and is only responsible to the Supreme Saint Tianzun.
Tianji Academy is a school for selecting talents for the government, so there are classes and teachers.
The students of Tianji Academy are generally from the lower world, most of them are ascenders, but there is no shortage of second-generation immortals and second-generation gods...
For the teachers in Tianji Academy, ascenders are the easiest students to teach.
The second-generation immortals, especially those with a certain family background, are the most troublesome.
Therefore, the classes assigned to the two new teachers, Qin Yao and Jin Guang Shengmu, are the classes with the most second-generation immortals.
And the teachers in these two classes can hardly stay for a long time...
Under this premise, Qin Yao brought the teaching plan and just walked into the class assigned to him, and saw a group of students in black clothes sitting properly, while a group of students in red robes and black hats were sitting lazily and crookedly.
The red-robed students who leaned back and put their arms on the desk behind them were still considered okay. The worst was a student with a pointed face and a streak of erect hair on his chin, who actually lay down in the classroom, with several female classmates around him massaging his shoulders and legs.
This scene is very outrageous, but looking at the calm and composed look of the people around, it is obvious that they have become accustomed to it.
"Crack."
Qin Yao gently threw the lesson plan on the table and walked towards the most arrogant "Lying Sheng" step by step. Two men in black suddenly leaped over and stood in front of him.
"Are you students?" Qin Yao asked.
"What do you want to do?" the man in black on the left asked.
Qin Yao smiled and said, "Let me ask again, are you students?"
The man in black on the right said coldly: "Are you the new substitute teacher? My young master is taking a lunch break. The lesson you are teaching is not to disturb my young master's sleep."
Qin Yao suppressed his smile and stretched out three fingers towards them: "I will count to three. If you are still here after three, don't blame me for being rude."
The man in black on the left sneered: "Do you know who we are?"
Qin Yao said softly: "Three."
The man in black on the right said: "My father, Mr. Giant Spirit, is now the right-hand man of Li Jing, the King of Pagoda..."
Qin Yao was unmoved: "Two."
The man in black on the right: "If you offend our young master, you are offending King Tota!"
Qin Yao shook his head: "One."
After he finished reciting the last number, no movement was seen from him. Only two bangs were heard, and the two men in black flew out of the church and disappeared in an instant.
At this time, Mr. Giant Spirit, who had his eyes closed, finally opened them, but he still looked sideways at the new gentleman in front of him and asked: "Where did you come from? Who is your backer?"
Qin Yao said: "Is that all you ask me?"
Young Master Juling mocked: "How can I ask if I don't ask like this? Do I ask you to kneel down before I ask?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the room full of students in red suddenly burst into laughter, looking at Qin Yao with eyes full of banter.
Qin Yao couldn't really get angry, he just felt funny.
This guy's father was serving Li Jing, but when Li Jing saw him, he would respectfully call him Immortal Chief.
If you let him get angry with the other person, you are really making things difficult for him...
"Okay, let's be polite first and then fight."
Qin Yao smiled and said: "I didn't come out of nowhere, but I got in through serious examination. I don't have a strong backer. If I have one..."
Having said this, he tapped his temple: "Then my backer is my brain."
"Oh~~" Mr. Giant Spirit said in a long voice, deliberately humiliating: "If you don't tell me, I don't know you have a brain."
Before he finished speaking, the students in red at the scene burst into laughter.
"Crack."
Suddenly, a very loud slap interrupted everyone's laughter, causing the entire church to fall silent.
On the recliner, five bright red finger prints appeared out of thin air on Mr. Giant's face, but in his eyes, the substitute teacher opposite him did not move at all.
"ah!"
The next moment, Master Ju Ling screamed in pain, stood up suddenly, pointed at Qin Yao and yelled: "You hit me, you actually dare to hit me, you are so outrageous and contrary to heaven!!!"
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