I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world

In the human world.

Qianyuan Mountain.

Golden Light Cave.

A golden celestial light suddenly descended from the sky and landed in front of a green cave covered with withered yellow leaves. It appeared as a man no more than six feet tall, with two hair buns tied in silver hairbands on his head. His skin was fair and tender, and his facial features were small and delicate. There is a red-armored fairy boy with a beautiful appearance.

After landing, Fairy Tong silently put away the fire-pointed spear in his hand and smiled brightly.

This smile contains both the cunningness of a child and the charm of classical beauty, as if the festive doll in the New Year picture has become a reality, with a strong appeal.

"Open the door."

Shaoqing, he stepped on red moiré boots, strode onto the dark blue stone platform, and shouted towards the heavy door.

When the door god saw his figure, he didn't even dare to fart. He immediately retracted the two stone doors inwards, and after he stepped in, he quickly closed the doors.

"Master~Master~"

After entering the door, Fairy Boy quickly ran across a bluestone road built on the water pool, circled more than half of the lotus pond, and came to a stone platform with two rows of candles lit.

On the stone platform, the red-clothed Taoist priest sitting in front of the Bagua diagram slowly opened his eyes, looked at the agile and extraordinary disciple, and said with a smile: "Nezha, you have taken the initiative to come to see me."

Nezha chuckled, strode around behind him, knelt down beside him smoothly, and gently hammered his shoulders with his hands: "From what you said, it seems that my apprentice has no conscience."

"You have a conscience, and you only come to see me once every seven months?" Master Taiyi snorted.

Nezha smiled with a smile on his face and turned his eyes: "The main reason is that I went to heaven. As you know, time in heaven is different from that on earth."

Taiyi Zhenren was stunned and blinked quickly: "Go to Heaven, what are you doing in Heaven?"

"Nothing!" Nezha continued to beat his shoulders and said with a smile.

"No! Something's wrong!"

Master Taiyi suddenly shouted softly: "Did you get into any trouble? If nothing happened, you wouldn't give me a slap on the back."

Nezha smiled and waved his hand: "No, no, the main thing is that my disciple accidentally killed the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea."

Taiyi Zhenren suddenly picked up the opponent, pressed him in front of him, stared at the copper bell-like eyes and asked: "Who did you beat to death?"

"The Third Prince of Dragon Palace." Nezha said innocently.

Master Taiyi twitched his cheek and said, "Why did you hit him? Did he provoke you?"

"He had a bad mouth and scolded me."

Nezha said plausibly.

Master Taiyi breathed out softly, lifted it up and stood up: "That's damn good. It's okay, it's okay, it's just a third prince. This is not a big trouble. After all, you are also a disciple of the Holy Cult."

Nezha thought deeply: "What kind of trouble is this? The third prince's father went to heaven to sue me, and I pretended to be the Jade Emperor and beat him hard.

It's a pity that for some reason he saw that I was fake, and he was still clamoring to sue me. I couldn't get angry, so I beat him up too. He probably doesn't dare to sue me anymore now. "

Taiyi Zhenren was stunned: "Huh?"

"Master, why are you still deaf?" Nezha was puzzled.

Master Taiyi took a breath: "Do you know what the crime is of pretending to be the Jade Emperor?"

"I am a disciple of the Holy Cult, why should I be afraid of him?" Nezha asked with his head held high.

Master Taiyi almost cried.

Even if this naughty kid beats up the Dragon King, he can win, but the crime of pretending to be the Jade Emperor can be big or small. If it is serious, it will be a major crime that will kill the nine tribes.

"Master, are you afraid of the Jade Emperor?" Nezha asked seriously.

Master Taiyi took a deep breath, stood up suddenly, and lifted Nezha up with one hand.

"Master, what are you doing?" Nezha said, dancing with his limbs.

"How dare you pretend to be the Jade Emperor and hide from me? I really think the Jade Emperor can't find out our relationship! Come on, let's take you somewhere to avoid the limelight. When the limelight is over, you can come back." Tai. As Master Yi said this, he strode towards the cave door with rapid strides.

More than an hour later.

The two masters and apprentices rode clouds to Yuquan Mountain and landed in front of Jinxia Cave one after another.

"Master, where is this?"

"This is your uncle Yuding's dojo. You'll have some sweet treats later, so you don't end up being disliked by others." Master Taiyi ordered.

Nezha said sincerely: "Master, I think you will be more likely to be disliked if you come without a gift."

Master Taiyi: "..."

"Shut up."

Shao Qing, he glared at his disciple fiercely, and immediately shouted to the cave: "Senior Brother Yuding, Taiyi wants to see you."

"Is it such a coincidence that you came here? You didn't follow me because of the smell of my mutton soup, right?" In the cave, Master Yuding held a piece of mutton between his chopsticks and murmured.

Qin Yao laughed: "No matter how big the mutton smell is, it won't reach Qianyuan Mountain, right?"

Master Yuding thought about it and said, "Disciple, please go with me to greet your uncle."

In the blink of an eye, the two masters and apprentices came out of the cave. The four of them met at the entrance of the cave. The nephew looked at his uncle, and the uncle looked at his nephew.

"Who is this?" the two masters asked in unison.

"My apprentice." The next moment, the two of them answered at the same time.

Seeing this, Nezha couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Qin Yao couldn't help laughing, he didn't expect that he would meet Nezha at this time.

Compared with the original work, because too many plots about "tribulation" were "cut off", it actually made the time for them to meet later...

"When did you accept this apprentice?" Taiyi Zhenren then asked.

"How many years has it been? Where's yours?" Master Yuding replied.

"That's later than you." Taiyi Zhenren pushed Nezha's little head and ordered: "Apprentice, hurry up, call me senior brother."

"Nezha pays homage to senior brother~"

"Yang Jian has met his junior brother."

Seeing the polite expressions of the two of them, Master Yuding smiled and said, "The mutton is still hot in my cave. Junior Brother, you and Junior Nezha are here just in time. Let's go and eat together."

"Being respectful is worse than obeying orders." Master Taiyi agreed with a smile.

Soon after, the four of them sat together at the table, chatting while simmering the mutton.

The cold wind was howling outside the cave, but it was warm and pleasant inside the cave. As a few glasses of wine were consumed, the atmosphere gradually heated up.

As they chatted, the topic came up about Nezha pretending to be the Jade Emperor and beating up the Dragon King. When Yuding and Qin Yao looked at him, Nezha held his head high and said, "I gave that old dragon a chance. Not only was he ignorant, but he also wanted to tell me that before I killed him, I already wanted to have a good life. "

Hearing what he said so frivolously and openly, Master Taiyi's eyebrows jumped sharply, and the meat in his mouth was no longer fragrant. He said earnestly: "Apprentice, although we are not afraid of heaven, your approach is only suitable for those who have no worries. People do it. Don’t forget, you still have a family.”

Nezha raised his head slightly and said: "Whoever dares to touch my family, I will tear off his head and use it as a ball to kick!"

Master Taiyi was speechless. He glanced at the smiling nephew across from him and asked, "Senior nephew Yang, if you were faced with a situation like Nezha's, what would you do?"

Qin Yao smiled and asked: "At which stage does it start?"

Master Taiyi said: "Let's start with Ao Bing scolding you."

"If it were me, I would not kill Ao Bing, but beat him until he couldn't get out of bed for three months, and then attack Dragon Palace on the grounds of being humiliated by him.

How can I, a noble disciple of the Holy Cult, tolerate such slight insult?

I beat him because he has a bad mouth, but if Dragon Palace doesn't give me a satisfactory explanation, then I will go to Kunlun to sue...no, I will tell the truth. "Qin Yao said.

Master Taiyi thought carefully about this approach, and suddenly reached out and patted Nezha's little head: "Did you hear that? This is the standard answer. Take another look at the answer sheet you gave, and have you figured out the difference?"

Nezha thought thoughtfully and said, "Then I'll go back and ask the old Dragon King for an explanation."

Taiyi was so angry that he almost lost his temper: "Can this situation be the same? You kid, your ideas are too one-sided. In the future, I will learn more from you, Senior Brother Yang. The Holy Religion can be your backing, but it is not the reason for your lawlessness, you know?" ?”

Nezha nodded, looked at Qin Yao and said, "Now that the matter is over, what would you do if you were me?"

Qin Yao said: "Let Master lead me to admit my mistake to the Jade Emperor. I will admit that I offended Tianyan, but I will not admit that I was wrong in beating the Dragon King."

Seeing his master looking at him, Nezha said quickly: "I won't admit my mistake to him. I heard that this Jade Emperor is not a good person. He doesn't even show mercy to his own sister."

Hearing this, Master Yuding's expression changed slightly, and he immediately turned to look at Qin Yao, only to see that his expression remained as usual, as if what Nezha was talking about was not his own business.

"Okay, I know you would rather break than bend."

Master Taiyi glared at Nezha with love and hate, and then said to Yuding: "Senior brother, I guess the heavenly soldiers and generals have surrounded my golden cave now; Nezha, can I stay here with you first? How many days?”

Master Yuding chuckled: "No problem, we brothers and sisters should help and support each other."

Having said this, he turned to look at the two juniors: "The same goes for you two. From now on, you should love each other and work together as one, you know?"

"I will obey Master (Uncle)'s order." The two said in unison.

Master Taiyi breathed a sigh of relief and said to Qin Yao: "Senior nephew Yang Jian, you are older than Nezha and your mind is more mature than him, so my uncle entrusted him to your care."

Qin Yao shook his head and said with a smile: "Junior brother Nezha is no longer a child, so he doesn't need me to take care of him. But if something happens to him, I will definitely help him."

This sentence doubled Nezha's affection for this newly recognized senior brother, and he looked at his master proudly: "This is what we call old friends at first sight. Senior Brother Yang understands me. Master, just go with peace of mind, we will all be fine."

Master Taiyi said angrily: "I haven't finished eating yet. Where are we going? You just stay here..."

Half an hour later.

Yuding, Qin Yao, and Nezha sent Taiyi out of Jinxia Cave and watched him fly straight into the sky.

"Senior Brother Yang, do you know of any fun places?" Not long after, Nezha asked enthusiastically as soon as he looked back.

He has never been a man of leisure. Even if he came to Yuquan Mountain to take refuge, he would not imprison himself in a cave.

"Master, let me take Junior Brother Nezha down the mountain for a walk." Qin Yao looked at the jade tripod and said with a smile.

Yuding said meaningfully: "Be careful and try to avoid trouble."

Qin Yao knew that he was worried about his identity, so he nodded and said, "We will never cause trouble intentionally."

"That's right." Nezha shouted, "I will never cause trouble on purpose!"

Yuding waved his fan: "Go, go. Yang Jian, take good care of Nezha."

He could see that Li Nezha was a demon star, and he only hoped that Yang Jian could lead him for good instead of being led bad by him.

One day.

Dusk.

Songs of the Yin and Shang dynasties.

Nezha held something to eat in each hand, turned his back to the sun, and walked with Qin Yao on the bustling street.

As they walked, the two suddenly noticed that the temperature around them began to rise rapidly, as if they were next to a stove.

"Why is it so hot?" Nezha subconsciously raised his head to look at the sky, only to see a golden light quickly descending towards them.

"No, they are coming for us. Let's go quickly." Qin Yao grabbed Nezha's wrist and disappeared instantly.

Not long after they disappeared, a god in golden armor, with red hair and a rich red beard on his chin descended from the sky and stepped on the ground where the two had just left.

When passers-by saw the figure descending from the sky, they didn't know who shouted "God", and the people around them immediately knelt down on the ground and paid homage.

However, the golden-armored god didn't notice them. He took out a red bellyband worn by a child and raised his hand to cast a spell.

He got this red bellyband from Chentangguan as Nezha's underwear.

Through this clothes, he could constantly lock the opponent's position, so he chased Chaoge all the way.

After a moment, he followed the guidance of the divine spell and quickly flew away from the long street. Soon he came to the sky above a mountain forest, looking down coldly at the countless towering trees below.

"He has a way of locking you in."

In the mountain forest, Qin Yao, hiding in a patch of grass, cast a spell and transmitted the message.

In fact, he was not surprised by this situation. Before he became an immortal, he could use the spell of illuminating the universe with a bowl of water to search for targets, let alone gods in the immortal world.

"He's only one person. I may not be able to defeat him." A fighting spirit flashed in Nezha's eyes, and he summoned a fire-tipped spear with a flip of his hand.

"Don't be impulsive."

Qin Yao put one hand on the fire-tip spear with a solemn expression: "You may be able to beat him, or even kill him, but what happens after that? This kind of behavior will only anger Heaven even more, and Heaven will not be able to find anyone by then. You will definitely have surgery on your family."

Hearing the word family, the anger in the little devil's eyes gradually dissipated: "Brother, what should we do?"

Qin Yao said: "Hide until the great changes come and Heaven has no time to take care of us. Or when it can no longer attack us."

He was referring to the God-conferring Tribulation, which would affect the three realms when it occurred. By then, Nezha's impersonation of the Jade Emperor would be completely overshadowed by the heat of this matter.

"Nezha, what do you think this is?"

At this time, the golden-armored God of War suddenly took out his red bellyband and shouted loudly: "You can't escape as long as this thing is here.

Instead of being chased by me with no way to go to heaven or to the earth, it is better to stand up now and go to heaven with me to accept your guilt.

In this way, for the sake of your master, you might be able to save your family. "

"Ignore his clamor." Qin Yao analyzed calmly: "He has not come down in the sky for a long time, which means that he can only use the search ability of your clothes to determine the approximate range and cannot accurately lock it. Therefore, we are not the ones who should be anxious. !”

Looking at his calm and calm senior brother, Nezha sighed with emotion: "Now I finally understand what Master means by maturity..." (End of Chapter)