I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world
Nezha: I don’t want to be the Jade Emperor’s son!
"Empress, you can't continue like this."
In the Heavenly Court, Yaochi, the Jade Emperor re-painted the memorial in his hand on the golden case and said to the Queen Mother down with anger.
The Queen Mother slowly raised her head and said in confusion: "What's wrong, Your Majesty?"
The Jade Emperor pointed to the memorials piled up on the table and said gritting his teeth:
"In order to get 365 regular gods, Jiang Ziya, the useless man named the generals, soldiers who died in the battlefield, and even the demon immortals of the Jie Sect who died in the Ten Thousand Immortal Formation as regular gods, and some even even had a good reputation. Hold important positions.
Do they have this ability? They have a big fuck!
So many days have passed, and they have not even figured out their work content, but instead made the heaven a mess.
So much so many memorials are sent to my desk every day. Among these memorials are complaints, consultants, people, money, and many are unknown. I can't understand what it means. .
I can't stand it anymore. Jiang Ziya deserves to die, so it's not an exaggeration to disperse his soul! ! ! ”
Queen Mother: “…”
After a moment of silence, she comforted softly: "His Majesty, calm down. Jiang Ziya has long been dead, and the grave grass has changed countless times."
The Jade Emperor said with a gloomy face: "What I mean is that he should be punished by God, not be able to be reincarnated!"
The Queen Mother said in a gentle voice: "I won't mention him anymore. I'm just a poor worm who cannot escape the suffering of reincarnation. How can I be worried about Your Majesty? Go back to the point, since there is a problem in the Heavenly Court now, then we will be together and solve the problem."
The Jade Emperor looked at the desk on the table and murmured, "What's the good idea for the Empress?"
"They are now just a pile of loose sand, headless flies, passive and lazy. I have a plan to solve this problem." said the Queen Mother.
The Jade Emperor was overjoyed: "Empress, what strategy?"
The Queen Mother said, "It's very simple. Just find them a common enemy. They will continue to improve in the struggle between each other."
The Jade Emperor asked curiously: "How can these people have common enemies so complicated?"
"Yes!" said the Queen Mother, "Does Your Majesty know about Buddhism?"
The Jade Emperor's expression suddenly became complicated: "How could he not know? In the human world, Buddhism has become the second only to Taoism in just five hundred years. Its rapid development is shocking.
Is the Empress trying to lead Buddhism into the heavenly court? But don’t forget that the relationship between the East Buddhism and the Age Sect is too close. In the past, Buddha Lan Deng was the former deputy leader of the Age Sect, and the three great Bodhisattvas were the former Kunlun Golden Immortals.
In addition to these three, the Juliusun of the Chan Sect also became the ancient Buddhist Buddha. Relatively speaking, there was only one Duobao of Jie Sect who became the Buddha of Buddhism.
But the problem is that Duobao is still taught by Laojun, and is no longer a Jieshuo, but a heart towards Taoism.
Therefore, the Chan Sect can be regarded as a major force in Buddhism…”
The Queen Mother nodded and said, "I know, but so what? After introducing Buddhism, will they dare to rebel?"
The Jade Emperor was silent for a moment and said slowly, "That wouldn't be..."
The Queen Mother pointed to the memorial like a hill on the gold case and said, "Will the situation be worse than it is now?"
The Jade Emperor shook his head and said, "It doesn't seem to be true."
"That's it." The Queen Mother said, "Actually, what Your Majesty is most worried about is Yang Jian, right?"
The Jade Emperor sighed: "That's right, Yang Jian is always my biggest concern!"
"Since that is the case, then Your Majesty will win over Buddhism even more. It is best to have a good relationship with Duobao... Well, now it is called Tathagata. It is best to have a good relationship with Tathagata, which can suppress Yang Jian." Wang Mother said.
The Jade Emperor thought about it over and over again and said, "Well, then call the Tathagata to see him~~~"
The next day.
Tathagata did not come, but a young monk wearing a white monk's robe with red lips and white teeth appeared in the Yaochi and bowed and said, "Amitabha Buddha, Jin Chanzi, the second disciple under the Buddha Tathagata, pay homage to Your Majesty, Empress."
"Don't give me a seat," the Jade Emperor waved his hand.
A palace maid quickly brought a seat and gently placed it in front of the emperor and the empress. Jin Chanzi was not polite, and sat cross-legged on the seat and looked at the Supreme Heavenly Court in front with a smile.
The Jade Emperor said expressionlessly: "I remember that I invited Tathagata, why didn't Tathagata come?"
Jin Chanzi said slowly, "The Buddha is busy with education, and he really can't get rid of himself, so he sent me to the palace to report."
"Can you represent Tathagata?"
The Jade Emperor's expression was still gloomy and said in a questioning tone.
He felt that Tathagata did not respect himself enough.
enlightenment?
What kind of education is more important than me?
Jin Chanzi smiled and said, "Yes!"
The Jade Emperor looked at him carefully and said, "You are very confident."
Jin Chanzi responded, "I am the most beloved disciple of the Buddha, otherwise I would not have been sent here."
The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother looked at each other, and then asked Jin Chanzi, "Since that's the case, Jin Chanzi, would you like to stay in the Heavenly Court?"
Jin Chanzi was not surprised by this request, and said calmly: "My achievements are not fulfilled and I cannot enter the world. I hope Your Majesty will not make any trouble for me."
"You have not been able to enter the world before your achievements are fulfilled. In Buddhism, there must be those who can enter the world after you have completed their achievements, right? Go back and call them, and I will be granted an official position for them." The Jade Emperor ordered.
Jin Chanzi shook his head and said, "I have a question, please ask Your Majesty for answering it."
The Jade Emperor said, "You ask."
"Why does Your Majesty have to let the people outside serve the Heavenly Court?" Jin Chanzi asked.
The Jade Emperor glanced at the Queen Mother, and the latter explained on his behalf: "The root cause lies in Jiang Ziya. The Yin God sealed by this person is unbearable, so we can only do this. Last time, the Taoist sect set the list of gods, and this time, it's Buddhism's turn. ”
Jin Chanzi said seriously: "Buddhist has not established the foundation for the list of gods, so it is impossible to provide a large number of talents to the Heavenly Court. However, I have a plan that may solve the current dilemma of the Heavenly Court."
The Jade Emperor said, "What's the plan?"
Jin Chanzi smiled and said, "Ascend! Your Majesty can set the heavenly rules, stating that after the cultivation level of the cultivators in the world reaches, they must ascend to the heavenly realm. With the number of gods in this heavenly realm, are you afraid that you will not be able to select talents from them?"
The Jade Emperor was slightly stunned and said, "That Holy Sect..."
"Because of the Battle of the Gods, Your Majesty does not have to worry about the Holy Church.
The People's Education has not been born, and the Jie Sect has been shut down. The Ancient Sect implements an elite policy and there are not many people, so you can completely avoid the Holy Education and implement the Heavenly Terms. "Jin Chanzi said.
The Jade Emperor thought about it and said solemnly: "This plan is very wonderful, but the impact is far-reaching. I need to think about it carefully."
Jin Chanzi smiled and said, "Your Majesty can think about it slowly. If there is nothing else, I will say goodbye first."
"Rolling the curtain, you can send you a gift to Master Jin Chanzi for me." The Jade Emperor turned his head and ordered.
"Yes, Your Majesty." The general rolling the curtain bowed and took the order.
Shaoqing watched them gradually get farther and farther away until they disappeared into the Yaochi. The Jade Emperor suddenly asked, "What do you think of the ascension plan?"
The Queen Mother smiled and said, "I think it's very good. Compared with the densely populated human and underworld, there are indeed too few creatures in the heaven. Otherwise, the deity of God would not have unfolded in the human world."
"I'm afraid of rebelling." The Jade Emperor said in a deep voice.
The Queen Mother smiled and said, "Didn't Jin Chanzi say it very clearly? We can put aside the Holy Sect, what kind of deterrence does the other immortal sects have to do to my heavenly court? Besides, there is also Buddhism sharing the pressure for us."
The Jade Emperor couldn't help laughing: "I understand, so the Empress thinks..."
evening.
The sun sets in the west.
The Pure Land, the Great Leiyin Temple.
The Buddha Duobao Tathagata, who had completely changed his image, sat upright on the golden lotus, stared at the white-clothed disciples who were slowly coming, and asked softly: "What did the Jade Emperor ask?"
"The Jade Emperor wants to summon me to practice Buddhism in Lingshan." Jin Chanzi bowed his body and responded in a low voice.
"I just finished sucking the blood from the Taoist sect, and I am going to suck my Buddhism." Tathagata spoke indifferently.
Jin Chanzi said, "I proposed the ascension system to the Jade Emperor, that is, it is stipulated in the Heavenly Point that after the cultivation level of the mortal monks reaches a certain level, they must ascend."
Tathagata's expression suddenly changed and he shouted softly: "Damn it!"
Jin Chanzi said, "It is worth it to save the Buddhist sect. After the Jade Emperor makes up his mind and determines the ascension system in the future, Master will send me into reincarnation.
If the culprit is punished, then the immortal gate in the world will not pursue anything. ”
Looking at the disciple with a firm face, Tathagata was a little dazed for a moment and murmured, "Jin Chanzi, you look like me the most..."
"Brother, brother, help me~~~"
Fengdu, the Imperial Palace.
Qin Yao was reviewing the memorial on the imperial case, and a familiar voice suddenly resounded in his ears.
The next moment, Nezha, wearing blue lotus armor and still with some baby fat on his face, ran over, which showed that he was completely unprepared for him!
Qin Yao hung up his pen, looked at the brother who came to his desk with a smile, and asked, "What's wrong? I'm so serious when I ask for help?"
Nezha exhaled a long breath and said, "Li Jing was named the king of heaven by the Heavenly Court. Of course, this is not the point. The point is that the Heavenly Court also wants to give me the crown prince. Bah, the Jade Emperor is also blinded, who is willing to give me He is the son?”
Qin Yao laughed: "That's not going to shout for help, right?"
"Don't mention it, it's just the beginning."
Nezha waved his hand and said, "After the oral expression appeared, Li Jing followed me like a ghost, and insisted on letting me accept the imperial edict. He was almost annoyed by him. I was afraid that I could not help but shoot him to death, so I came here You hide here."
Qin Yao: “…”
After a moment of silence, he thought and said, "It should be the Jade Emperor or the Queen Mother who issued him some secret orders. You must accept the crown prince's reward."
Nezha said, "I can only say that the couple is confused. Who is not good to look for? They have to look for Li Jing."
Qin Yao shook his head: "It's probably because you want your father and son to regain your cultivation. After all, if you make peace with him, it will be a good thing for Heaven."
"Hmph, there is no possibility in this life unless Li Jing is reincarnated as my son." Nezha said with his head held high.
Qin Yao: “…”
At this time, outside the imperial palace.
Li Jing was wearing a regular dress and stood quietly in front of the palace gate, looking deep in the palace, sighing quietly.
If Nezha ran to other places, even at the end of the world, he could catch up with him, but he came to Fengdu Imperial Palace. How could he chase him?
The old things back then are still the shadow of his life. I dreamed of it at midnight and woke up many times.
If you want to talk about who he is most afraid of in these three realms, he is not the direct boss Jade Emperor, nor the noble saint, but the famous Fengdu Emperor who is famous in the three realms!
After a moment, his body turned into golden light, and he left this place in an instant, and went straight from Fengdu in the underworld to Kunlun in the human world. With his identity as a disciple of the Chan Sect, he easily stepped into the Chan Sect and finally stopped outside the courtyard of Taiyi Zhenren, whispering Called: "Ten Niang~"
In the practice room, in front of the alchemy furnace, and on the cushion, Yin Shiniang, wearing a blue Taoist robe, suddenly opened her eyes and asked with her head raised, "Is there anything wrong?"
Li Jing said sincerely: "Can I let me come in and talk in detail?"
"No need." Yin Shiniang said, "If you have something to do, just talk about it. If you have nothing to do, please do not disturb me from practicing cultivation."
Li Jing took a deep breath and said, "I came for Nezha's business."
"Nezha has nothing to do with you anymore, so you don't have to worry about it. I don't want to talk to you about him," Yin Shiniang said resolutely.
Li Jing opened his mouth, but was speechless...
Not long after.
Here, Li Jing, who was disappointed, stepped out of Kunlun, rode to the wind, and changed his way to Qianyuan Mountain, the Golden Light Cave. In front of the lotus pond that lost its spiritual light, he saw Taiyi Zhenren in a red robe...
late at night.
Inside the Fengdu Emperor Palace.
Qin Yao and Nezha sat opposite each other in a courtyard, passing through a gap like a lens and a spring in the sky, looking at the moonlight and stars on earth.
On the table between the two, there was a pot of fine wine, two wine glasses, four plates of side dishes, and two pairs of bowls and chopsticks...
"Brother, how did this do it?"
After a while, Nezha slowly withdrew his gaze that was looking at the starry sky from afar and turned to look at Qin Yao.
Qin Yao smiled and said, "It's not your third sister yet. I always say that my imperial palace is too boring. The sky is gray, as if I live in a box. So I asked Empress Houtu to do it and cut through it here. A channel was filled with a transparent barrier, and then I saw the sky from Fengdu.”
"Empress Houtu treats you so well. Such outrageous requests can satisfy you." Nezha said from the bottom of his heart.
Qin Yao smiled and didn't respond: "I'll take you to the street tomorrow. Five hundred years have passed, but a lot of fun things have been accumulated on the streets of Fengdu."
"OK."
Nezha suddenly laughed and said, "Brother, why don't you give me an official position and I'll leave it in your Fengdu."
"Emperor." Suddenly, a grass-headed god with a strong and sharp stalked appeared at the gate of the courtyard and bowed and said, "Taiyi Zhenren from the Golden Light Cave of Qianyuan Mountain is here to visit."
"I'm here to find you." Qin Yao turned his head and said to Nezha.
Nezha frowned and said, "It could not be the instigation of that ghostly ghost, right?"
"You'll know if you go and ask." Qin Yao said with a smile, "Let's go and welcome with me."
In a blink of an eye, the two brothers came to the imperial palace together. Qin Yao bowed to Taiyi Zhenren in a big red Taoist robe and said, "Uncle Master."
"Emperor." Taiyi Zhenren did not dare to treat him simply as his nephew and returned the courtesy meticulously.
"Master, why are you here?"
Nezha asked with a tentative test.
Taiyi Zhenren glanced at him and said angrily: "It's not for you? Nezha, I heard you rejected the imperial seal of Heaven?"
Nezha covered his ears with both hands and shouted, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't be my son for the Jade Emperor anyway!!!"
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