I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world

"Damn it, what kind of weather is this!" Lou Xiaoguang looked up at the thundercloud and muttered: "Don't let it rain again."

"Wow..."

As soon as he finished speaking, heavy rain poured down, instantly drenching him and all his subordinates.

Under the big tree, Uncle Jiu took an open umbrella from Qin Yao, with a curious face on his face: "How did you know it would rain?"

Qin Yao couldn't say that this was how it was played in the movie, so he had to give a random reason: "When a demon is born, there must be a vision. It's either windy or raining. This is what I call being prepared."

"Well prepared." Uncle Jiu praised him. Seeing the members of the security team pulling up the body in the heavy rain, he held his umbrella tightly, stepped on the mud, and led Qin Yao to the pit.

"Quickly, take this body away and put it in the security office first." Lou Xiaoguang rushed to Uncle Jiu's side, hugged his shoulders and huddled under the umbrella, and shouted to a group of chickens.

The heavy rain washed away the mud on the corpse, revealing a semi-ossified mummy with a pair of eyes as red as blood and two fangs like canine teeth.

Fortunately, it was raining heavily at this moment, and the members of the security team who were soaked by the rain could not see clearly the whole body of the mummy. Otherwise, it would have taken courage to even approach it, let alone carry it away.

"Did you see the ruby ​​on the mummy?" Qin Yao stretched out his arm and hooked Lou Xiaoguang under his umbrella.

Lou Xiaoguang was shocked and pretended to be stupid: "What ruby? Are you talking about the two eyes of the corpse?"

"If you keep pretending, I will expose this matter." Qin Yao whispered.

Lou Xiaoguang coughed dryly and tried to hook his shoulder with his backhand. However, there was a huge height difference, so he could only put his unplaced palm on Qin Yao's back: "Don't pretend to be garlic, don't pretend to be garlic, Taoist Master Qin, what do you want?"

"Give you the gems and give me the mummy." Qin Yao said.

"That's it?" Lou Xiaoguang was stunned.

"I'm not interested in money, and I'm certainly not interested in gems either." Qin Yao explained.

Lou Xiaoguang: "..."

He had heard that money was treated like dirt, but he never thought that there was a realm beyond it.

The so-called treating money as dung also affirms the value of money in a sense. If not, it would be said to regard other valuable things as dung. But this sentence of "no interest" is powerful, completely ignoring the value of money...

"Okay, it's settled!" After a moment of silence, a look of gratitude appeared on Lou Xiaoguang's face: "Brother, eldest brother, brother, I accept your love this time."

"Easy to say, easy to say." Qin Yao smiled slightly and suddenly said: "Take off your coat."

"Why?"

"Cover the face of the mummy, do you still want to scare people?" Qin Yao pointed at the two security team members in front carrying the mummy.

Lou Xiaoguang woke up from a dream, quickly took off his coat, followed the two subordinates, and covered the whole head of the mummy with his clothes.

Miraculously, when the mummy's head was covered with cloth, the heavy rain suddenly stopped, and then the thunderclouds dispersed and the sky cleared, as if someone pressed the fast forward button.

If it weren't for the fact that they were still wet and the muddy ground behind them, the security team members would have thought they were experiencing hallucinations.

"Cousin~~"

Half an hour later.

When a group of people came to the Security Department compound dragging water marks, a woman wearing a green dress and holding a folding fan in her hand walked over, swaying her waist, and her whole body and voice revealed an artificiality. the taste of.

"Cousin, why are you here?" Lou Xiaoguang took two steps forward and asked in surprise.

"You didn't come to see me for so long, so I had no choice but to come find you... Hey, why are you all wet? Did you fall into the river?"

Lou Xiaoguang raised his head and glanced at the sunny sky, and said helplessly: "This matter is difficult to explain in one sentence... I will explain it to you slowly later."

After saying that, he turned to look at the two subordinates carrying the mummy: "You two, carry it to my office."

"Cousin, is this a person?" the cousin asked curiously.

"Don't ask, I'll give you a surprise later." Lou Xiaoguang held her hand and led Uncle Jiu and Qin Yao to his office.

"Okay, put the body down, you can go out and close the door!" After entering, Lou Xiaoguang pulled the towel off the shelf, wiped his face and hair, and ordered to the two subordinates.

"Yes, captain." The two team members put down the bodies and turned around to leave.

"Why don't you two leave?" said the cousin, looking at Uncle Jiu and Qin Yao.

"No need to be rude, this is the famous Uncle Ninth, and the one next to him is his apprentice Mr. Qin." Lou Xiaoguang shouted in a low voice.

"You are mean to me... You were not like this before." My cousin said with a sad face.

Lou Xiaoguang had no choice but to come to the mummy and lift up his coat: "Don't be sad, come and show you a treasure."

The moment the clothes were lifted, my cousin was immediately dazzled by the gems on the cross and exclaimed: "Ruby!"

"Are you surprised?" Lou Xiaoguang said.

The cousin swallowed: "Cousin, is this a gift you gave me? I like it very much."

Lou Xiaoguang: "..."

"Okay, stop showing off, you two. It's a bit boring." Qin Yao really couldn't stand it anymore, but in the end he gave Captain Lou a face and didn't say the word "disgusting".

"I'm sorry to make you laugh." Lou Xiaoguang threw the towel on the table and said apologetically.

Not to mention bowing his head and apologizing, as long as he can get the ruby ​​​​in the end, he can call him daddy now.

After all, he is not someone from Qin, he is still very interested in money.

"Pull it out. After pulling it out, the cross will be yours." Qin Yao said lightly.

Lou Xiaoguang chuckled, rubbed his palms, came to the mummy, held the jeweled end of the cross with both hands, stepped on the mummy's body with his feet, yelled, and pulled the cross out with all his strength.

However, until he exhausted all his strength, he could not pull the cross out of the dried corpse.

After taking a deep breath and rubbing his hands, he bent down and pulled it out a second time. As a result, the veins on his forehead dried out, but the cross did not move at all.

"Cousin, work harder and use your strength on the bed." The cousin clenched her fists and encouraged her.

Lou Xiaoguang: "..."

Uncle Jiu: "..."

Only Qin Yao was very indifferent. After all, no matter how shocking and unrestrained his words were, he would not feel anything after hearing them the second time.

That's right.

The cousin in the movie also said this...

"If I really can't pull it out, I'll find a saw and cut it off." After trying again, Lou Xiaoguang finally gave up and let go of the cross.

"Don't bother."

Qin Yao shook his head, he really didn't have the patience to wait anymore.

He strode up to the mummy, stepped on its chest, leaned over and held the cross, and with a seemingly gentle tug, he pulled the cross out in an instant.

Lou Xiaoguang: "..."

If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed that what the other party pulled out was the same thing as what he pulled out.

"Caught it." Qin Yao threw the cross to Lou Xiaoguang.

Lou Xiaoguang hugged the cross with both hands, his eyes gleaming.

I am going to be prosperous!

"You cousins, please go out first." Qin Yao put his feet down from the mummy and said to the two of them.

Lou Xiaoguang nodded, put the cross in his arms, pulled his cousin and walked out.

Don't forget to close the door after going out.

"Cousin, what on earth is going on?" My cousin followed confusedly to the yard and asked in confusion.

"We went to dig a well together and dug out this mummy with rubies. I made an agreement with their master and apprentice. I want the gems and they want the mummy. It's that simple." Lou Xiaoguang explained.

The cousin rolled her eyes and asked, "Who suggested this distribution?"

"What Qin Yao proposed was that thug in a suit."

"Cousin, you are so confused!" The cousin's face changed, and she said sadly: "What they proposed will definitely choose a better one. That mummy must be more precious than this gem, otherwise they are not stupid, how could they take advantage of the huge benefits? Let me give it to you?"

Lou Xiaoguang narrowed his eyes: "That's not true. How can a mummy be more precious than a ruby?"

"Why not? Maybe the mummy has a luminous pearl in its mouth, or maybe there is something hidden in the mummy..." The cousin said with a sad look on his face: "They kicked us out, and they may have to secretly take out the treasure. "

Hearing what she said, Lou Xiaoguang's joy couldn't help but be greatly reduced, and even a little unbalanced. He tried to save his face and said: "No matter what else is in that mummy, it's good if I can get the ruby. This ruby ​​is enough to guarantee For the rest of our lives..."

"Lou Xiaoguang!" His cousin suddenly interrupted him: "Are you willing?"

"I've already promised, so what do you think we should do?" Lou Xiaoguang broke the jar and waved his hand.

The cousin turned to look at the office and whispered: "If a fire burns the people and the house to ashes, wouldn't everything be left behind?"

"No." Lou Xiaoguang was startled and waved his hands repeatedly: "I won't do murder and arson!"

"I have never done anything bad in my life. If you can get rich by doing just one bad thing, then why not do it?" my cousin advised.

"Don't say any more." Lou Xiaoguang's attitude was very firm: "I told you, a ruby ​​is enough to make us have food and clothing for the rest of our lives."

"What I want is more than just food and clothing." His cousin held his wrist tightly and said through gritted teeth, "Lou Xiaoguang, if you don't do what I say today, you will never see me again in the future."

"I'll see you again if I don't see you. Are you threatening me with this?" Lou Xiaoguang also lost his temper and shouted in a low voice.

"You don't even want the child?" the cousin said coldly.

"What?" Lou Xiaoguang paused.

at the same time.

Inside the office.

Uncle Jiu was meditating on the sofa, silently running the magic power in his body along the sky.

Qin Yao moved a chair and sat in front of the mummy. A silver dollar was turned over and over in his hand and played with in various ways.

gradually.

The mummy's fingers moved.

Slowly open your eyes.

"You're awake, how do you feel?" Qin Yao bounced the silver dollar with a bang, reached out to catch it, and asked with a smile.

Mummy: "???"

"I know you should be very weak now." Qin Yao said again: "Can you stand up?"

The eyes of the mummy moved slightly, and the half-skeleton face was full of confusion.

This was far from the resurrection scene he had expected. What did the man in front of him who exuded a terrifying aura want to do?

"I've never heard that vampires can't speak. Are you not fully evolved yet?" Qin Yao murmured.

Mummy: "..."

Qin Yao took out the copper coin sword from his clothes and said calmly: "Do you know why I told you so much and even gave you time to recover?"

The mummy slowly sat up from the ground, its terrifying red eyes looking at Qin Yao unblinkingly.

"Pfft!"

Qin Yao stabbed the copper coin sword into his body and said coldly: "Because I am also waiting for you to recover, at least to recover enough to send a distress signal to your fighting partner.

"Hoo..."

The entire copper coin sword was not inserted into the body, and the mummy seemed to feel the burning pain from its soul, opening its mouth wide and howling miserably.

"Hurry up and call, call out. If he comes late, my patience will run out, and you will be dead." Amid the screams of the mummy, Qin Yao pulled out the copper coin sword little by little, his voice extremely gentle.

on the sofa.

Uncle Jiu couldn't stand it anymore.

This naughty kid's performance at this moment is simply more villain than villain, more evil than evil.

There is a sense of sight of a vampire who is torturing someone else...

So perverted!

In the movie, this vampire regained its strength by sucking the blood of the cousin. Now that there is no blood to replenish energy, he is really a weakling in front of Qin Yao. After a while, dozens of holes were poked in his body. It left an indelible shadow in his heart.

"Mr. Vampire, it seems that your comrade will not come to save you." Soon after, Qin Yao ran out of patience, holding the copper coin sword in his backhand, and pointed the tip of the sword at the neck of the mummy.

"boom!"

Just when he was about to stab the sword, the house suddenly burst into flames, and thick smoke poured in from outside. The smoke made Qin Yao subconsciously narrow his eyes.

"Bang!"

A beam of white light fell from the sky, smashed the roof, threw flames into the house, and ignited all combustible materials in the room.

In the smoke, Qin Yao vaguely saw a birdman emitting white light rushing towards him. He subconsciously swung his sword to kill him. With a loud bang, he seemed to have been hit by a bull, and his body kept retreating. Finally, against the wall.

Uncle Jiu held a mahogany sword and stepped on the Seven Star Steps, rushing towards the white birdman at high speed.

The birdman quickly grabbed the mummy on the ground and slammed it against the window. With a bang, the mummy flew out of the broken window, shocking everyone outside.

"The fire is too big. There is no need to save it, so as not to cause casualties to our people." After seeing that it was just a mummy, Lou Xiaoguang, who felt guilty as a thief, breathed a long sigh of relief and said to a group of subordinates carrying buckets.

It was his office that was burned. Since he said so, naturally none of his subordinates were willing to risk their lives to show off as heroes, so a group of people stood in front of the sea of ​​​​fire and watched the flames grow stronger and stronger until the mummy slowly stood up. .

"Captain, captain, that mummy is alive!" a team member shouted in horror.

Lou Xiaoguang was shocked and quickly took out the pistol from his waist and shot the mummy.

Bang bang bang...

Bullets hit the mummy one after another. The mummy shook its head, but nothing happened. It sped up and rushed towards the crowd.

"ah……"

My cousin screamed in terror and backed away desperately. She kept pushing the confused security team members with her hands and shouted: "Get up, get up, stop it, don't let it come..."