I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world
Chapter 302 Xiaozhuo smiles sweetly (4000)
"You are the farmer, and your whole family is a farmer. I am Cain, the great ancestor of the blood clan, and the ancestor god worshiped by the blood clan." After a moment, the demon statue came back to his senses and roared.
"Ancestral God? Your Ancestral God is a bit weak!" Qin Yao sighed.
Demon statue: "..."
"Do you really not understand or do you pretend not to understand? There is only a trace of my divinity and one billionth of my divine power in this statue. If I were really here, how would you have the chance to question me?"
"I was shocked. I thought it was dangerous today, but I didn't expect it was a fake." Qin Yao exhaled and patted his chest.
Demon statue: "..."
Can you do reading comprehension?
What I'm trying to say is that I'm weak?
"Didn't you say that villains die from talking too much?" Uncle Jiu looked up at Qin Yao, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you talking nonsense to him now?"
"Aren't you curious about their Western pantheon?" Qin Yao smiled and asked towards the demon statue: "Do you know Zeus?"
The demon statue was silent for a while and said speechlessly: "Zeus is a Greek god!"
"It's all the same. For us Chinese, everything except China is a foreign country, and everything except the East is the West." Qin Yao said.
Demon statue: "..."
"Do you know Zeus?" Qin Yao asked.
Devil Statue: "I don't know!!!"
"Then do you know Odin?" Qin Yao was a little disappointed, but still asked patiently.
The demon statue was silent for a long time: "Odin is a Nordic god..."
"Didn't you say that? To us, we are all Westerners." Qin Yao waved his hand: "You have been in the West for so many years, haven't you even met Odin?"
Demon statue: "..."
"Okay, I can sense from your pause that you probably haven't seen him before." Qin Yao sighed, and then thought of another person: "Do you know Lasu?"
The demon statue said painfully: "Do you have any culture at all? Rasu is an Egyptian pantheon, Egypt! How could I go to a place like that where birds don't shit?!"
"Where's Ahura?"
"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know anyone, don't ask anymore." The demon statue roared.
Qin Yao said helplessly: "Why don't you know anyone? Are you isolated in the West? How pitiful..."
Demon statue: "..."
I never thought in my life that one day a mortal would feel sorry for him! ! !
"Shut up, who are you?" the demon statue asked.
Qin Yao said seriously: "We belong to Mahayana Buddhism, Ultraman Buddha is our supreme god, and the "Ultraman Sutra of Suffering and Relief" is the original scripture of our sect.
Our paradise is in the M78 nebula. There is Namu Gatling Bodhisattva in the paradise, and the magic weapon is six pure depleted uranium bombs; we also eat and drink McDonald's, and the magic weapon is giant hamburgers; the hydrogen bomb nuclear power King Buddha, the magic weapon is the hydrogen nuclear bomb... "
"Shut up, do you think I'm blind? The man next to you is obviously wearing a Taoist robe!" the demon statue said angrily.
"You don't understand. This is just a disguise. What can the clothes mean?" Qin Yao put away the God-killing Sword, clasped his hands together, and a golden Arhat statue suddenly appeared behind him: "If you don't believe me, look at it, can this be a Taoist spell? ?”
Facts speak louder than words. Looking at the golden shadow of Arhat, the devil statue was speechless.
It just feels like their sect is a bit strange, and their name is even stranger.
But having said that, I have seen a lot of strange sects over the years, and it is not that strange for a giant Mahayana Buddhism to appear...
"Don't mention us anymore." Qin Yao dismissed the Arhat's golden body and waved his hand: "By the way, why are you here?"
"Of course...wait, why should I explain this to you?" the demon statue said.
"Don't want to chat? Well, let's have a fight." Qin Yao said and was about to draw his sword.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute." The devil statue said quickly: "Let's talk... I was brought here by a missionary and I just woke up twenty years ago."
Qin Yao nodded: "Then where is your true body?"
The demon statue suddenly became alert: "Why do you ask this?"
"Do not be afraid……"
"Who said I'm afraid?" the demon statue said sternly.
Qin Yao looked innocent: "But you appear to be scared now!"
Demon statue: "..."
"Mahayana Buddhists, please stop asking these random questions and let's talk about business."
"Are we going to fight?" Qin Yao asked enthusiastically.
Demon statue: "..."
Co-authored in your heart, don’t we both have anything serious to do other than work hard?
"Of course not." After a long silence, the demon statue said solemnly: "What I want to talk about is cooperation."
"What good cooperation can there be between Buddhists and vampires?" Qin Yao asked in surprise.
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend." The demon statue responded without hesitation: "Heaven is eyeing Chinese believers and keeps sending believers to China to spread the faith. It is your public enemy in the entire east, and in the west, I am also the enemy of heaven... We are completely We can unite and resist heaven together.”
"How to unite?" Qin Yao looked curious.
"You will do your best to help me develop the vampire power in the east, and I will take the vampires to help you deal with those hateful invaders. When the vampires in the east grow to a certain size, they will be able to summon my true body to completely eliminate the Holy See here. "The devil statue tempted.
Qin Yao laughed, clasped his hands together, summoned the Arhat's golden body again, controlled the golden body and punched the statue's body.
The demon statue didn't expect him to attack without even saying hello. He breathed out a puff of black smoke, blocked the violent punch, and roared: "Are you sure you want to be an enemy of God?"
"Bang, bang, bang..."
Qin Yao punched the black smoke one after another. The energy of the direct blows spread out and stirred up countless dust: "Those who are not from my race must have different hearts. The messenger of heaven is not a good thing, and you are not a good person either." thing!"
After he took action, Uncle Jiu followed the imperial copper coin sword and slashed at the demon statue. The red and white evil spirits were waiting for the opportunity to move...
Even a Western priest with a body and plenty of blood to drink is no match for their master and apprentice. How can this piece of wood, which has only a trace of divinity and some divine power, but no faith, stand up to the two of them joining forces? ? ?
After dozens of rounds, the devil statue was covered with cracks all over its body. Knowing that he might not be able to escape today, he said sternly: "Juyana Buddhism, I will not let you go! One day, I will kill all you Juyana people." All the gods in Buddhism will take revenge today!”
"Bang."
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire demon statue exploded, and all the divine power and divinity inside it became invisible.
Uncle Jiu flicked his sleeves to clear away the floating dust, turned around and asked, "Is this Cain a fool?"
"I just don't understand." Qin Yao did not slander the other party casually: "If we go to the West and hear someone talk about messy religions, it will probably be difficult to determine whether there is such a thing."
Uncle Jiu nodded and breathed a sigh of relief: "It's finally solved... I haven't fought such a tough battle for a long time, and my bones are about to fall apart."
Qin Yao chuckled and said, "Let's go to Fucheng together. I'll find a better technician to perform the massage for you."
Uncle Jiu looked at him sideways: "Do you think I have four eyes?"
Qin Yao shrugged: "Where are you thinking? I'm talking about a serious massage."
"I mean, you think I'm just as greedy for enjoyment as Simu. Where did you go? Are the massages Simu usually gets in Fucheng not serious?" Uncle Jiu slowly narrowed his eyes.
Qin Yao's breath stagnated, and he summoned his official seal with a flip of his hand: "I can't talk anymore, let's take a look at what we have gained during this time..."
Save Annie and gain 100 points of moral virtue.
Kill the mutated zombies and gain 68 Yin De points.
Work together to kill Western vampires and gain 668 points of moral virtue.
Work together to eliminate the Cain statue, eliminate the source of hidden dangers, and gain 888 Yin Virtue points.
Total: one thousand, seven hundred and twenty-four points.
The balance of Yin De is: Lu Qian Lu Bai Qi Shi Dian.
…
Looking at this line of details, Qin Yao was stunned.
Not less.
But too damn many!
For a story that can gain nearly 2,000 points, the quality can be considered excellent.
After all, in the beginning, he only got 200 or 300 points for beating a zombie king.
Of course, having said that, there is a big difference in strength between a zombie king and a mutated vampire like a Western priest...
The Western priests in this story should be among the top combatants in the "Nine Uncle World".
But that's not the point.
The focus is on the generous rewards given by destroying the idol of Cain.
Judging from this point of view, Heaven should also dislike Cain...
etc.
Thinking of this, Qin Yao suddenly froze, raised his eyes and asked: "Master, I want to ask you a question."
"What?"
"Does heaven divide the east and the west?"
Uncle Jiu was startled and asked in surprise: "Why are you asking about this?"
"If the law of heaven does not distinguish between east and west, even if we destroy the statue of Cain and eliminate some hidden dangers, we should not give so many yin virtues." Qin Yao pointed to the last line and said.
Uncle Jiu glanced at his data and said: "I don't know whether the way of heaven is divided into east and west, but what I know is that Yin De Point is the operating system of the underworld. Neither heaven nor the west has such a system. , the person who controls this system must be an Oriental."
Qin Yao nodded and said: "That makes sense... By the way, who do you think is calculating and distributing virtuous points, and what are the criteria for judging them?"
Uncle Jiu said angrily: "Ancestor, I am the First Earth Master, you think too highly of me."
Qin Yao chuckled: "I am also an Earth Master..."
Uncle Jiu's cheek twitched and he jumped out of the second floor basement, unwilling to talk to this guy again.
It’s great to practice quickly, isn’t it?
Show off your shit.
Same as Qin Yao.
What Uncle Jiu hates the most is people pretending to be cool in front of him...
In terms of double standards and stinginess, the master and the disciple are exactly the same.
"Master, you really don't want to follow me back to Fucheng?" The generous reward made Qin Yao feel extremely comfortable, and he caught up with Uncle Jiu with a face full of joy.
"What city are you going back to?" Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, "Follow me back to Maoshan."
Qin Yao was stunned: "Why are you going back to Maoshan?"
Uncle Jiu exhaled, and a smile appeared on his face unknowingly: "A few days ago, I received a letter from Feihe from the headmaster, saying that he would hold a celebration meeting for your admission to Fengdu."
"Ah?" Qin Yao was stunned.
I really didn't expect that the old leader would take this matter seriously, or even see it as so important.
"Ah, what, Fengdu, a place that many monks dream of. If you are admitted to Fengdu, you are fully qualified to invite many colleagues to celebrate together." Uncle Jiu said happily.
When a child has a promising future and is recognized by everyone, the happiest person is naturally the parents.
Qin Yao scratched his head: "When will the celebration be held?"
"the day after tomorrow."
Qin Yao's heart moved: "Just celebrating? Will you give me some rewards?"
"How do I know?" Uncle Jiu waved his hand: "I'm not the leader."
Qin Yao laughed, simply stopped thinking about this matter, and left Jiuquan Town with Uncle Jiu.
"Do you have a feeling?" Uncle Jiu suddenly asked on the way to Maoshan.
"What does it feel like?"
"Did we forget something??"
"No...the priest and the vampire are all dead." Qin Yao recalled.
at the same time.
Jiuquan Town, in the attic.
Xingyue and Xingyue stared at the empty room, frozen in place.
"Brother Xing, where are the master and master?"
"You must be going out, right?"
"It's not like I haven't come back now if I go out."
Axing: "..."
How do I know?
I don't keep an eye on them all the time! !
Where are people? ?
What about teaching the magic that you promised? ?
The next day.
Hades.
Qin Yao released the female ghost in red that he captured from the story of the Taoist Exorcist, and said calmly: "This is the underworld. Whether you wander around the underworld or go to the yamen to plead guilty, it's up to you to wait for your fate. I'm only responsible for leading you." come over."
The female ghost in red looked at this completely unfamiliar and terrifying environment, and instinctively felt a little timid: "Taoist Priest, can I not choose anyone and just stay with you?"
Qin Yao shook his head and refused decisively: "Sorry, I can't!"
The female ghost in red froze in place with a disappointed face, not knowing what to say, let alone where to go.
"If you really don't know where to go, go to the Yamen and accept the trial." Qin Yao waved his hand and walked past her into the distance: "Although you killed someone, judging from the evil deeds that beast did to you, the judge There shouldn’t be any serious crimes against you, and you may still have the opportunity to be reincarnated.”
Seeing his back disappear into the yellow sand in the sky, the female ghost in red couldn't help but sigh.
…
…
Montenegro.
Palace of the Virgin.
In the courtyard.
Xiaozhuo sat cross-legged under the grape trellis in the corridor. There was a purple-green orb suspended three feet above her head. The purple and green colors kept flying out from the bead, passing through her head and circulating around her body, and then from Her head flew out and got into the orb, forming a perfect cycle...
Except for the episode of Qin Yao, her life was almost entirely occupied by hard work... day after day, year after year, never-ending!
No one knew why she was working so hard, and even her bedmate Qin Daguan didn't dare to say how much he knew about her.
The only thing that's certain is.
Her heart is extremely strong, especially... after she broke off her relationship with Shifang and was reborn from the ashes!
suddenly.
Her eyelids twitched slightly, she raised her head, opened her mouth, swallowed the orb, and looked up at the door.
A faint smile appeared on the bright face...
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