I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world

"May I have your name?"

After leaving the hall together, Zhong Li asked casually.

"My name is Qin Yao, how should I call you?"

Even though he knew that her nickname was Xiaomei, it was okay for Zhong Kui to call her Xiaomei, but it was somewhat inappropriate for him to call her her.

After all, Miss Zhong is several thousand years older than him, so he can't even pronounce the name "little sister"...

"Call me Ah Li." Zhong Li thought for a while and responded.

So far, she has a good sense of Qin Yao, and she doesn't mind if he calls him closer.

"Okay, Ah Qi."

Qin Yao nodded and led her towards Zhang Deyang's judge's office: "I would like to ask, what kind of man do you like?"

Zhong Li pondered for a moment and said helplessly: "If I were young, maybe I would tell you many things, such as being young and upright, handsome, filial to elders, gentle and elegant, etc. But now, I just hope that I can marry you. According to my destiny, as long as I can get married smoothly, then if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog."

Deep down, she is still a relatively traditional woman.

In this "tradition", love appears because of identity, rather than identity appears because of love...

After hearing what she said, Qin Yao subconsciously looked at her towering breasts.

The other party's statement is consistent with Zhong Xiaomei's performance in the original movie.

In the original work, male prostitute Li Shimin was paid 100,000 yuan by a rich woman to ask him to go to the underworld with her. She made it clear to her dead husband and asked him to stop pestering her for dreams.

When Li Shimin fell into the underworld, he happened to fall into the sedan chair where Zhong Xiaomei was getting married for the 18th time. His palm touched Zhong Xiaomei's breast. From this, Zhong Xiaomei concluded that the two had a physical relationship, and their hearts were tied to a duck. , the infatuation never changes...

This plot is really nonsense.

But art often comes from life, and life is sometimes more ridiculous than art.

For example, fighting M patients...

"What are you looking at?"

At this time, Zhong Li noticed his gaze, his steps suddenly stopped, his jade face turned crimson.

If you didn't have the idea of ​​continuing to chat with him, it would be more than just questioning at this time.

"Sorry, I suddenly remembered something and got distracted." Qin Yao said nonsense without changing his expression.

Zhong Li took a breath and asked, "Can you tell me what it is?"

"convenient."

Qin Yao nodded: "I want to know whether you want to find someone to get married to as soon as possible, have a bridal chamber, reconcile yin and yang, and be reincarnated; or whether you want to focus on finding a husband, raising children, and focusing on life after marriage."

Zhong Li said: "Anything is fine."

Qin Yao's mouth twitched.

What the hell could it be?

Looking at his speechless expression, Zhong Li smiled and said: "If I live happily with the other person after marriage, then I shouldn't be in a hurry to be reincarnated. But if my life is not happy, I will be reincarnated. Anyway, my brother It’s Zhong Kui, I don’t need to drink Meng Po soup when I’m reincarnated, I can just start a new life.”

Qin Yao: "..."

If you say that, it suddenly feels like finding you a male prostitute is not a big problem.

After all, he is a tool man.

Throw it away when you're done using it.

The only problem is that he doesn't know where to find Li Shimin...

Talking room.

Qin Yao took her into a judge's office, came to the back office, and said to Zhang Deyang who buried his head in the lobby: "Ancestor, can I take someone to the underworld?"

"You want to take...Miss Zhong Li?!"

After seeing Zhong Li who was following Qin Yao clearly, Zhang Deyang stood up with a squeak as if there was a spring under his butt.

"Judge Zhang." Zhong Li smiled slightly and waved.

Zhang Deyang looked at Qin Yao, and then at Zhong Li, who was smiling like a flower.

It's... quite complicated inside.

"Hey, hey."

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Deyang agreed: "Miss Zhong Li, why did you go with Qin Yao?"

"My brother asked me to go on a blind date with him." Zhong Li said.

Zhang Deyang's heart trembled and he asked Qin Yao: "Are you going on a blind date with her?"

"No, I was the one who arranged the blind date for her." Qin Yao saw something was wrong and quickly emphasized.

Zhang Deyang: "..."

Isn’t it the same thing as giving?

Until now, Zhang Deyang finally understood why this guy was not an official in Heishan and had to go to Fengdu.

Although the Black Mountain Saint is noble, no matter how noble she is, she cannot be more noble than Zhong Kui! !

"Does the Saint of Montenegro know about this?" After hesitating for a moment, Zhang Deyang decided to remind her.

Don't play with fire. Playing with fire can easily lead to self-immolation!

"I don't know, I can't possibly report everything to her!" Qin Yao said.

Seeing how confident he was, Zhang Deyang couldn't say much because Zhong Li was by his side: "As long as you have an idea... when will you leave?"

"Leave now." Qin Yao said.

Zhang Deyang nodded, stretched out his hand, and a circular magic circle suddenly appeared in the room: "Go and take care of yourself."

Qin Yao glanced at him suspiciously, feeling that the other person was a bit inconsistent today.

"By the way, there's one more thing."

Before he was about to step onto the teleportation array, a flash of light suddenly flashed in Qin Yao's mind. He took out the magic spirit bead, summoned the son of the ghost general, and pushed it to Zhang Deyang in the air: "Ancestor, this is what I brought from the human world. It's just a ghost, please judge it and send it to reincarnation."

Zhang Deyang nodded slightly: "It's a small matter."

"Thank you, ancestor."

Qin Yao bowed his hands to thank him, and then took Zhong Li onto the teleportation array, and in the dazzling purple light, he came from the underworld to the Yang world.

"how is the progress?"

In front of the ascending platform, Qiu Yunshui, who was indifferent and quiet, floating like a fairy, asked.

Qin Yao: "It's going well. After completing a task, you can enter the Evil Punishment Department."

A look of surprise flashed across Qiu Yunshui's face, and he said: "Go to Chen Qingyan, no matter how difficult the task is, he will do his best to help you!"

If you had never heard Zhong Li's words about "throwing it away after use", Qin Yao would probably be happy to accept this suggestion, and even encourage Master Chen to hold a blind date meeting among the younger generation of disciples in Maoshan to let Zhong Xiaomei There is no problem in choosing a son-in-law.

But unfortunately, after hearing it, he had heard it. He could not pretend that nothing had happened and pushed his fellow disciples to Zhong Li as a 'tool man'.

Otherwise, once the pairing is successful, Zhong Li will feel unhappy in the future and be reincarnated. How should he face his heartbroken classmates?

"No need, uncle, let me handle this matter myself. I believe I can pass the test." Thinking of this, Qin Yao decisively refused.

Qiu Yunshui glanced at Zhong Li and said, "That's fine, you can leave first. I'll talk to Chen Qingyan over there."

Qin Yao bowed to express his thanks, and then walked down the mountain with Zhong Li...

"My brother didn't threaten you, did he?"

Walking on the quiet and deep mountain road, feeling the cool breeze blowing from the mountains, Zhong Li suddenly tilted his head and asked.

"No!" Qin Yao asked doubtfully, "Why do you ask that?"

"It's nothing, it's fine if you don't have it." Zhong Li calmed down and waved his hand: "Where are we going now?"

Qin Yao: "You have two choices.

One, I will give you a large amount of money, and you can wander around the world and see if you can meet the person you like.

If you meet, you can try to chat with the other person. If you really can't talk together, tell me and I will help you.

Second, stay by my side. If you meet someone suitable and compatible with me, you can tell me. "

Hearing this, Zhong Li was a little surprised and even widened his eyes: "Is this okay?"

"Of course." The two were no longer on the same channel. Qin Yao nodded and said: "After all, you have to find someone you like, a person, and being with someone you don't like will feel like falling down all the time. hell."

Zhong Li looked at him without blinking and said sincerely: "You are the one with the broadest mind among the people I have ever met, bar none."

Qin Yao: "???"

Is there something wrong with this kid’s brain?

It's just a matchmaker, does it have a domineering relationship with your mind?

Seeing Qin Yao's confused look, Zhong Li believed that this kind of ambition was his nature, and said sincerely: "Actually, you are quite good."

A chill shot straight from the bottom of his heart to the sky, instantly making Qin Yao feel chills all over his body. He said quickly: "Haha, I am just ordinary. If you look around more, you will find that people like me are just like the Ganges River." There are countless grains of sand.”

"You are so humble." Zhong Li sighed with emotion.

Qin Yao found that something was not right about this development, and immediately brought the topic back: "Ah Li, of the two choices, which one do you prefer?"

Zhong Li thought for a while and said: "I choose the third option. I will go home with you first, and then go out to have a look."

Qin Yao: "That's okay, it doesn't matter where you start..."

evening.

Qin Yao took Zhong Li to the president's office of Chenghuang Department Store and personally brewed her a cup of coffee with sugar: "Let's have something to drink first and ask you a few questions."

Zhong Li grabbed the coffee cup with both hands, blew on the hot air, and took a cautious sip. His big eyes suddenly narrowed into crescent moons.

Dessert.

It always brings happiness to people.

"For the sake of inviting me to drink this, if you have any questions, just ask."

Qin Yao laughed dumbly. Unexpectedly, Zhong Kui's sister was dismissed with a cup of coffee: "It's not a confidential question, just a few common sense questions. First of all, do you know Dayang?"

"I know, I'm not isolated from the world. I've been to the human world several times recently," Zhong Li said.

"It's good to know." Qin Yao said with a smile: "I'll get you three thousand yuan in silver notes later. You can walk around with these banknotes and see more. Go wherever there are people. Maybe You can meet your special someone just around the corner.”

Zhong Li nodded and said, "Okay, don't worry, even if I look for someone, I won't find someone worse than you to humiliate you."

Qin Yao: "???"

What nonsense is this?

Where do I start from humiliating me?

Thinking about it, Qin Yao couldn't help but look strangely: Is there really something wrong with Miss Zhong's mind?

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Zhong Li frowned.

Qin Yao coughed twice and said quickly: "The reference is wrong. Likes cannot be used for comparison. Compare again and again, and you will find that your likes will eventually fade away like falling flowers and running water. Do you understand what I mean?" "

"To be honest, I don't quite understand." Zhong Li said calmly: "There are good ones, why should I choose the bad ones?"

Qin Yao: "..."

He now feels that the two minds are not on the same channel!

"Forget it, let me get you the money first." Qin Yao said, turned around and went to the safe in the corner, opened the password, and took out three thousand oceans of silver notes.

"Dong dong." Suddenly, a slight knock on the door sounded in the room.

"Please come in." Qin Yao closed the safe, raised his head and said.

"uncle……"

Shi Shi pushed the door open and walked in. As expected, a black cat followed at his feet.

Zhong Li followed the sound, and a look of surprise appeared on his face.

"Are you still used to living in your new home?" Qin Yao nodded and asked.

Before leaving for Japan, he prepared a house for them near the shopping mall.

After all, it is a kinship relationship in name only, and the other party has come all the way to find me, so the proper expressions cannot be missing, otherwise it will upset people's hearts.

Once this happens, Nekomata will definitely not let him go!

"Pretty good." Shi Shi smiled and turned to look at Zhong Li: "Uncle, who is this?"

"Her name is Zhong Li, you can just call her Sister Li," Qin Yao said.

"Sister Li." Shi Shi said kindly.

"Ah Li, this is my niece, her name is Shi Shi." Qin Yao said again.

Zhong Li smiled and said, "Hello, Shi Shi."

Qin Yao delivered the three thousand ocean banknotes to her and said, "Put the money away. As for the place to live, you can stay at the inn at night, and then if you like something, you can try to buy it directly."

"Thank you." Zhong Li took the banknote, put it in his arms, and said to Shi Shi, "Shi Shi, can you take me around this city?"

Shi Shi was stunned for a moment. For her, this request was a bit abrupt...

Qin Yao immediately smoothed things over: "Shi Shi, Zhong Li has a bit of a straight personality. Don't mind. If you're not free, just make an appointment next time."

Shi Shi thought for a moment and said, "It's okay. I also want to go out for a walk. Let's go together."

The corners of Zhong Li's lips raised slightly, and he thought to himself: You can first learn about his past from his niece. If you want to find someone better than him, you must at least know what makes him good, right?

Mao looked up at Zhong Li again, then glanced at Qin Yao, and said silently in his heart: "I came just in time, Zhengchou doesn't know how to extinguish the fire in Shi Shi's heart..."

In her opinion, the relationship between Qin Yao and Shi Shi has reached the edge of deterioration after their reunion. Corresponding measures must be taken to stop the silly boy Shi Shi from the abyss!

Shaoyan.

The three ghosts walked out of the building together. Zhong Li turned to look at the white paper umbrella Shi Shi was holding and asked, "Are you afraid of the sun?"

Shi Shi nodded: "The sun will hurt me. It's a little better to hold an umbrella."

Zhong Li pondered for a moment, turned his hands and took out a jade bead that released wisps of cold air, and handed it to Shi Shi: "This is for you."

"We just met, I can't ask for your things." Even though he didn't know what this thing was, Shi Shi waved his hands repeatedly.

Zhong Li shook his head, took her hand directly, and put the beads into her palm: "You are Qin Yao's niece. In terms of my relationship with him, you are equivalent to my niece. What I give you, you Just put it away."

Shi Shi: “???”

This elder came a bit unexpectedly!