I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world

"Her name is Li Jialing. Is there any problem?" Ah Li asked in shock.

"Li Jialing..." Qin Yao turned to look at CMB, focusing on the words Chaozhou Tourism Company on it, and his face suddenly became strange: "Do you have special powers?"

Aquinas: (°ー°〃)

Did he hear it in the car just now?

Suffered, suffered...

"How do you know I have special powers?" Li Jialing looked curious.

"That is to say, you really know how to do it, right?" Qin Yao took the trouble to confirm.

Li Jialing nodded, glanced at Ah Ji who looked dull, and then turned to look at Qin Yao: "Can you do it too?"

"I won't." Qin Yao waved his hand and flatly rejected it, thinking quickly.

If nothing else, this Sister Ling should be the heroine of "Ghost Tour"...

And the male protagonist of the movie is: Uncle Jiu!

Of course, this Uncle Jiu is not Lin Fengjiao, his full name is Ma Jiuying, a mage in Hong Kong Island.

Qin Yao still can't forget the large-scale love scene between Ma Jiuying and the rich woman in the movie... If nothing else, this should be the largest scale in all of Uncle Ying's movies.

Putting it into the real world, if Ma Jiuying is the same as Uncle Feng, and is 89% similar to Uncle Jiu...

Qin Yao suddenly began to look forward to this love scene.

There was no other way, he really couldn't imagine the picture of Uncle Jiu's relatives in his mind, it was exciting just thinking about it!

"No, I won't. Why are you laughing?" Ah Li looked up at Qin Yao.

"Did I laugh?" Qin Yao came back to his senses instantly.

"Laughed." Nianying said softly.

Qin Yao hooked her neck and pulled her into his arms: "Comrade Nianying, you can't tell the difference between us and the enemy!"

Nianying stuck out her tongue: "I'm not smiling."

"Good..." Qin Yao was satisfied.

Ah Li rolled his eyes: "Let's go, let's go eat quickly, otherwise we will have to ask people to wait for us."

After a simple meal, everyone returned to the minibus and sat back to their original positions in unison.

Thinking of the fucking overturning plot in the original movie, Qin Yao got up and left his seat, walking to the front of the CMB.

"Looking for me?" The driver looked at him through the reflector and asked doubtfully.

Qin Yao nodded: "I am a Taoist priest, and I came here to remind you that you should be careful when you get off the car. Don't urinate on the bones. It is unlucky."

This time, he was traveling with his wife, not to cultivate his moral character, so he didn't care whether the plot collapsed or not, as long as it didn't overturn.

Although the three of them would not be hurt if the car rolled over, it was obviously not a good thing.

The CMB driver was confused.

What the hell is this?

I can pee wherever I want, what does that have to do with you?

What's more...

Thinking of the two beauties this guy brought, the CMB driver suddenly felt sour in his heart.

A Taoist priest traveling with a girl...

I can screw you.

My heart felt like a machine gun was planted, and it felt like it was pounding.

On the surface, the CMB driver chuckled and said submissively: "Okay, boss, don't worry, even if I wet my shoes, I won't wet my bones."

Qin Yao was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up: "Brother, you are a cruel person."

CMB driver: "..."

I'm just making a metaphor. Do you understand the metaphor?

I didn’t say I would put all my shoes on later!

Maybe it is destiny written by God.

Two hours later.

When the minibus passed by a mass grave, the middle-aged driver suddenly felt the urge to urinate in his crotch. He stopped the car on the side of the road with a loud noise, opened the door and said, "Hurry up if you need to go!"

Among the passengers, three or four people stood up immediately.

The middle-aged driver got out of the car first, avoiding the rows of windows of the minibus, and came to the hill. As soon as he unbuttoned his belt, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a skeleton from the corner of his eye.

Otherwise, a man will be a boy until he dies... Without Qin Yao's advice, he would not have peed on the skeleton under normal circumstances, but thinking of this at this moment, he walked over in a strange way.

"You're such a Taoist priest, I've just smashed my bones, what can I do?" After feeling refreshed, his soul trembled, the middle-aged driver said disdainfully.

Shortly after.

The bus sets off again.

When passing through a bridge opening, Qin Yao, Nianying, and Ah Li looked at the back of the CMB at the same time. They saw a terrifying figure with disheveled hair and skinny bones appearing out of thin air on the last row of seats in the flickering light. Appeared and slowly sat next to the eldest brother.

"What are you looking at?" Li Jialing asked in confusion, looking at Ah Ji who suddenly stood up.

"Can you see that? There's an extra figure in the last row." Ah Li sat back down and said softly.

Li Jialing turned her head and glanced back. There was only one big brother in black in her field of vision: "Where is there any extra figure?"

Ah Li pondered for a moment and felt that since Qin Yao was here, he didn't need to worry about this matter, so he smiled and said, "Maybe I saw it wrong..."

Seeing the kid staring directly at the middle-aged driver, Qin Yao immediately understood what was happening.

The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he wanted to smash this idiot's head into his stomach.

The dead are the most powerful and the undead are blasphemed. This guy doesn't complain even if he dies, but he doesn't want to get out of the car in embarrassment later!

"Xiao Wenjun, I leave it to you." After a while, Qin Yao withdrew his gaze and sat up straight.

A black shadow swam from under his feet to the back row of the bus. Under the gaze of the kid, a woman in black with long hair and shawl stood up and said indifferently: "Get out of here."

"Scold..." The kid bared his teeth at her, making a vicious look.

"Bang!"

After staying with Qin Yao for a long time, Xiao Wenjun didn't learn much at all, but he learned 80% at bad. He didn't even ask about cause and effect. He just raised his leg and kicked the kid hard in the face, and kicked his whole body instantly. out of a speeding car.

Rolling at high speed and falling to the ground, Little Guichou stood up unsteadily with a clear shoe mark on his face.

Not afraid of the sun at all.

In fact, in the story of the ghost tour group, the ghosts in the entire tour group are not afraid of the sun.

After death turned into a ghost, he went out to have various activities in broad daylight, and even checked in at scenic spots and took photos.

"Roar……"

Seeing that China and Pakistan were getting farther and farther away, the kid clenched his fists, roared to the sky, and chased forward with all his strength.

In the blink of an eye.

Arriving from Fucheng to Kowloon, the sky was already dark.

The minibus driver, who didn't know he had made a big mistake, stopped on the side of the road, pointed to the brightly lit hotel in front of him and said: "Dear passengers, this is where we will rest tonight. Please take your belongings with you and get off the bus in an orderly manner."

Qin Yao held Nianying's hand and waited until all the passengers in the back seat had finished getting off the car before leading her towards the car door. Ah Li and Li Jialing followed silently behind them.

Two hours later.

Inside the spacious hotel room.

Listening to the movement in the next room, Ah Li gradually closed her legs...

Strictly speaking, the quality of this hotel is not low, and the sound insulation effect is also good. Under normal circumstances, even if someone is singing next door, the singing cannot be transmitted to other rooms.

However, according to Ah Li's hearing power, this "normal situation" is too fragile. If you prick up your ears, you can hear the clear sound coming from the next door, like a magic sound filling your ears...

If someone else lived next door, the worst possible outcome would be to ban Ling Er's supernatural powers. But the problem is, the people living next door to her are not strangers, but Qin Yao and Nianying.

So, I wanted to hear it in my heart, but I felt uncomfortable after hearing it...

It’s really hard to describe in words!

After an unknown amount of time, the sound finally came to an end, and Ah Li breathed a long sigh of relief.

"elder brother……"

In the next room, a woman who looked like she was fished out of water took a deep breath and called softly.

"What's wrong?" Qin Yao lit a cigarette, sat on a wicker chair in the hotel, and looked up at the world outside the window.

"Sister Li likes you."

"I know."

"Then do you like her?"

Qin Yao exhaled a puff of smoke and joked: "I like all good-looking people."

"Don't make trouble, let me talk to you about business." Nianying rolled her eyes at him, but she was very charming.

"You say it, you say it." Qin Yao smiled and nodded.

"Is it because you are worried about me that you haven't accepted her?" Nianying asked.

Qin Yao: "..."

Although this was not the case, he was not a hopeless idiot. How could he tell the truth at this time?

"Yeah, I don't want you to be sad."

"But I won't be sad!" Nianying said.

Qin Yao: "..."

"My sister told me that good men cannot be controlled and will not obey discipline. So she never asked about my brother-in-law's affairs outside, and my brother-in-law has never brought other women into the house. To me My sister, even towards me, loves me in every possible way and treats me as family," Nianying said.

Qin Yao: "..."

Is this the power of role models?

anyway.

In this era where polygamy is still allowed, having three wives and four concubines seems to have nothing to do with a scumbag.

Only those who abandon their wives and children can be called scumbags...

"I want to say that you don't have to restrain yourself just to worry about my feelings. Sister Li is also very good to me..." After such a long pause, Nianying finally had the strength to stand up and slowly walked to the bathroom.

Qin Yao pressed the cigarette butt into the ashtray and cursed with a smile: "You are the kind of fool who was sold and still helped count money."

Nianying turned on the shower: "I can't beat you, and I don't want you to endure it. How about you go to Sister Li now?"

Next room.

Hearing this, Ah Ji's heart suddenly slowed down for half a beat, and then it suddenly accelerated and his face turned red.

"What are you talking about?" On the wicker chair, Qin Yao picked up the tea and drank it in one gulp: "I like it, but she may not have the intention to give her body to me... Not everyone is as good as you It’s a lie.”

Although in the movie about Zhong Kui marrying his sister, Zhong Xiaomei is also easy to deceive, and she gave him away for the first time in a daze.

But from a reality point of view, Ah Li is obviously smarter than Zhong Xiaomei in the movie.

"Dong dong, dong dong."

In the bathroom, Nianying wrapped herself in a bath towel after a brief rinse. Just as she was about to speak, there was a slight knock on the door.

Qin Yao picked up a bath towel, tied it around his waist, and slowly came to the door. After opening the door, he was slightly startled: "Ah Li... why are your face so red?"

Glancing at him, Ah Ji swallowed silently, and her cheeks suddenly turned redder: "Well, the water heater in my room seems to be broken. Can you help me check it out?"

Qin Yao was startled, looking at the girl's rosy face, that damn attraction suddenly emerged again, causing his heart to beat wildly.

"I'll change my clothes and come over later."

Ah Li nodded, like a frightened little animal, and rushed back to his room with a swishing sound.

Qin Yao was slightly thirsty. He just closed the door and turned around to see Nianying looking at him with a smirk on her face.

"What are you doing?"

Nianying wiped her hair with a towel and chuckled: "It's hard to say that Sister Li doesn't have that kind of thought."

"What do you know?" Qin Yao said without changing his expression.

"I'm not really stupid." Nianying said angrily: "Just go and remember to come back."

Qin Yao was speechless: "If you are so casual, you will make me feel that I am not taken seriously."

"Then don't go?" Nianying said with a smile.

Qin Yao: "Okay, okay, if she comes again, I will tell my wife not to let me get close to her."

Nianying was angry and funny, and threw the towel at him: "I won't talk to you anymore."

Shaoyan.

Qin Yao, wearing a silk nightgown, came to the next door and knocked gently.

In the room, Ah Li stood up from the bed with a groan, took a deep breath, walked to the door, stretched out his trembling hand, and opened the door gently.

"What's wrong with the water heater?" Qin Yao asked.

Ah Ji's heartbeat was beating hard, and he turned sideways to open the door: "I'm not sure, but I suddenly stopped getting out of the water."

"I'll go take a look." Qin Yao nodded, walked into the room that seemed to have a hint of fragrance, stepped straight into the bathroom, turned on the switch under the shower head, and water suddenly spurted out of the shower head: "No problem."

"Really?" Ah Li slowly walked into the bathroom, her fingers behind her back trembling slightly.

"boom!"

Suddenly, the shower head above Qin Yao's head exploded, and water spurted out, instantly soaking their clothes.

Under the mist, Qin Yao's breathing stagnated slightly: "Is it okay if the shower head explodes?"

Ah Qi kept breathing hot air from his nose, and as bursts of water mist and white smoke rose up, his body gradually began to heat up: "Maybe it's been in disrepair, right?"

Qin Yao pursed his lips: "Should we go out first?"

Ah Li nodded, and as soon as he took a step, his feet suddenly slipped and he fell straight towards Qin Yao.

"boom."

Qin Yao's feet seemed to have slipped. His body, which was usually as stable as a mountain, was thrown to the ground so easily.

"Bang bang, bang bang."

The two hearts stick together and gradually beat with the same frequency.

Ah Ji's eyelashes trembled slightly and she reached out to hook his neck.

"boom."

A cloud of white mist suddenly exploded in the bathroom.

Bah.

In the white mist, there was a faint sound of broken silk...

This chapter is not easy.

It has been revised no less than five times.

Um……