I'm a big boss in Uncle Jiu's world

The movie "Modern Master" tells the story of the pastor Macbeth who was dismissed from his position due to alcoholism and died of grief and anger. After going to heaven, he met God, who ordered him to go to the human world to destroy the devil. Then he met the devil's servant A Piao, and fought with him to save the good-for-nothing male protagonist.

The reason why Qin Yao watched this movie in his first life was entirely because after the rise of short videos, the spicy lines about "reality" in this movie suddenly became popular. Out of curiosity, he searched and watched it on the Internet. So I remember this story...

"What’s wrong with you?"

When Macbeth came to the two doors, he suddenly found that the person beside him was gone. He turned around quickly and secretly breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Qin Yao's figure still behind him.

Qin Yao quickly came back to his senses, smiled and said perfunctorily: "I was thinking about what to say after seeing God."

"Why do you think we can see God?" Macbeth was puzzled: "There are so many clergy in the church, and people die almost every day. If God meets everyone, then he doesn't have to do anything else."

"It is better to believe in God than to believe in the devil." Suddenly, a tall man with a sack on his shoulders appeared out of thin air on the clouds and slowly came to the two of them: "Believing in God can only get spiritual salvation, but believing in the devil can get real salvation." Real benefits.”

"Absurd." Macbeth argued loudly: "Those who associate with the devil have never had a good end since ancient times."

The tall man chuckled and asked, "What do you get when you believe in God?"

Macbeth pointed to the wooden door in front of him: "I got the chance to go to heaven."

The tall man smiled and waved his hand: "All devout believers will go to heaven. If your life is not satisfactory in the world, you will also be unhappy in heaven. Are you happy in the world?"

Macbeth: "..."

"No matter how strong your spiritual sustenance is, it can't fill your hungry stomach." The tall man shook his head, put his sack on his back again, and walked towards the door with red glass windows.

"What's your name?" Qin Yao asked loudly.

"My name is A Piao." The tall man opened the door and walked in. His voice quickly disappeared.

"Let's go in too." Qin Yao retracted his gaze and pointed at the red wooden doorway with white glass windows.

"Please go first," Macbeth said respectfully.

Qin Yao shook his head: "Are you asking me to open the door for you?"

After all, he is not a clergyman of the church, he has no church attributes, and he has no confidence to open the door to the office in heaven.

"I'll drive, I'll drive."

Macbeth has already regarded Qin Yao as the high priest in his heart, and he has no complaints about it.

"Click!"

As the door inlaid with white glass was pushed open by Macbeth with one hand, pure white holy light suddenly shone out from the door, and there seemed to be faint gospel singing.

Qin Yao hesitated for a moment. Didn't he use the magic of inviting gods in front of the door to respectfully invite the immortal ancestors to join the battle?

Because he thought of one thing: Patriarch Xiaomaojun said that Jehovah did not dare to come to the East in his true form.

In the original work, God wanted to get rid of the devil on Hong Kong Island, but he actually needed the help of mortals.

Overlapping these two pieces of news is enough to prove that even if they meet God in the office, the projection of God will not be very strong, and it will be difficult to reach the point where they are not even given the opportunity to ask God.

Thinking of this, he stepped into the Tianmen with a calm expression, and Macbeth followed him respectfully.

"Welcome to the Heaven Office." Behind the Tianmen was a holy and clean lobby. A priest in white clothes, bathed in holy light, slowly came to them and said with a smile.

"Are you an angel?" Macbeth asked.

The priest in white shook his head and said with a smile: "I am not an angel, child. I am the guiding priest in heaven. I am responsible for checking your achievements and beliefs. Only priests who have contributed to spreading the glory of the Lord and have a firm belief can follow me. Get the holy card here and get the chance to enter heaven.”

Qin Yao: "..."

Isn’t this an immigration officer?

"I have a firm faith in the Lord, and I am a soldier of the Lord." Macbeth said immediately.

"I believe it, I believe it." The receptionist smiled and waved: "Come with me, I will handle the procedures for you."

The two followed each other silently, crossed the long corridor, and came to a simple and neat office.

"Please take a seat."

Father Jieyin sat behind the desk calmly and pointed to the chair in front of the desk.

There were three chairs in front of the table. Qin Yao sat on the left, and Macbeth sat on the right. There was a chair in the middle, looking up at the receptionist priest.

"Which one of you two will come first?" the receptionist asked with a smile.

Qin Yao pointed at Macbeth: "He comes first."

"Okay." Father Jieyin looked at the latter and asked with a smile: "My child, what is your name?"

"My... my name is Macbeth, restrained, white, white."

"Okay." Father Jieyin raised his hand and summoned a thick holy book, opened a page of the holy book, and said softly: "Macbeth."

The holy book lit up with a faint white light, and all Macbeth's life experiences were turned into words and appeared on the book.

After reading Macbeth's life, the priest commented: "You are a true evangelist who has made outstanding contributions to spreading the glory of the Lord and is qualified to ascend to heaven."

Macbeth was so moved that he almost cried. He stood up and bowed: "Thank you, thank you, priest."

Father Jieyin smiled, and after the light and writing on the holy book faded, he looked at Qin Yao gently: "My child, what is your name?"

"Qin Yao, Yao of Yao, Shun and Yu."

The priest chanted his true name into the holy book, but there was no response from the holy book.

"You are not a priest!" The face of the priest changed slightly and he stood up suddenly.

Qin Yao: "Can't you go to heaven if you are not a priest?"

The receptionist said: "..."

God.

Look what this man is saying?

Why should I go to heaven if I am not a pastor?

After reacting, he saw that Qin Yao was not joking in the slightest. The priest had no choice but to say patiently: "Heaven is the residence of the Lord and a beautiful terminal. Only believers of the Lord are qualified to enter heaven. You are not qualified. Understand?"

"I don't quite understand." Qin Yao said.

The receptionist was a little confused.

No, I’ve already talked about this, what else don’t you understand?

"What don't you understand?"

Taking a deep breath, the priest held the holy book in his arms, always on guard against sudden attacks.

Qin Yao said seriously: "Look, no one else can enter heaven without God's permission. But you came to the East to preach without anyone's permission; you opened heaven services here without the permission of the Eastern gods. I am here to guide the believers. Please explain to me, Father, is this the behavior of a double-standard dog? Where do you have the qualifications?"