I’m a Detective In the Marvel World

"Sorry, goodbye, goodbye!"

Originally, Xie Lun was still a little moved, but when he heard that he needed to cultivate for three thousand five thousand years, he immediately came up with a farewell tripartite.

"Don't be afraid, if you are talented, you can become a teacher in three to five hundred years... If it is not possible, the old man will give me the empowerment, and it is not impossible to become a teacher in a hundred years... Brat, don't run away, ten years , Ten years will be the head office..."

The old Taoist flicked his cuffs, and Xie Lun, who was running out of the cave mansion, suddenly realized that he was sitting back on the stone pier again.

"You young man, you really don't know what to do, how many people outside are crying and calling for this old man to be your teacher, but what about you? It's fine if you don't feel grateful, but you still run away!"

The old man glared at Xie Lun angrily.

Xie Lun stared at him without fear: "Then go find them, why are you pulling me?"

"Hey, I have a bad temper, and no one can stop me when I come up." The old man rolled up his cuffs, stepped on the stone pier, and pointed at Xie Lun like the boss of the black society, and shouted, "Today, I will still I have to accept you, if you agree, you agree, and if you don’t agree, you have to agree.”

Xie Lun quickly took out a gun and pressed it against his chin: "Say more? Say more, believe it or not, I'll bleed your face!"

"Who is afraid of whom!"

The old man stretched out his hand, and a blood-filled dagger popped out of his cuff, and he threw it across his neck: "Do you agree? Dare you disagree? Believe it or not, I will slap your face with blood right now!"

Sharon: "..."

The old way: "..."

The two stared at each other, and after a while, they finally felt that something was wrong, and they exchanged panic. Xie Lun put the gun on the forehead of the old man, and the old man put the dagger on Xie Lun's neck.

"That's about the same."

Both of them nodded in satisfaction at the same time, then glared at the same time: "Believe it or not, I was splashed with blood!"

After a stalemate like this for a long time, the old Taoist was the first to get discouraged: "Tell me, what's the matter, are you willing to worship the old man as a teacher?"

Xie Lun also said helplessly: "Tell me, what's the matter, so you don't accept me as a disciple?"

"That's impossible," the old man shook his head like a rattle, "Don't say you are a unique genius, just because you dare to reject me, the old man must accept you as a disciple."

"Although I heard someone praise me,

I'm very happy, but old man, twisted melons are not sweet, I don't think we are suitable..."

"Fart, the old man did some calculations just now, we both match very well no matter in terms of horoscope or zodiac signs, it's simply tailor-made for each other..."

"Stop, stop, why do you sound so awkward?"

Xie Lun had no choice but to put down his pistol, and sighed: "Let me tell the truth, old man, I am a man of the world, and there are still many beauties at home that I have not seen, and I don't know how many beauties are waiting for me outside the house. It may be left behind to practice with you for hundreds of thousands of years."

The old Taoist said cautiously: "Ten years is not impossible..."

"Unless it is twenty-four hours." Xie Lun looked at his watch, "I am very tight on time, at most I will give you twenty-four hours."

"One day? You can do a fart in one day." The old man started cursing, "Let's not talk about business, even foreplay will take ten days and a half months."

He suddenly narrowed his eyes and stared at Xie Lun. Xie Lun felt chills all over his body, and subconsciously grabbed his collar: "What... do you want to do? We are both men, so respect yourself!"

"From what you said just now, you don't want to stay in practice because of women, right?"

The old Taoist waved his sleeves, and in an instant, the cave was filled with Yingyingyanyan, tall, short, fat, thin, colorful... all kinds of beauties.

"How is it? With these beauties accompanying you, let alone thousands of years, even tens of thousands of years, you may not be able to fall asleep."

The old man smiled triumphantly.

Xie Lun snorted coldly, and spat directly at the old Taoist: "Get out, do you think I'm such a superficial person? I'm serious about true feelings."

While speaking, he raised Erlang's legs.

"True feelings? Don't you just meet a scumbag who loves one another?"

The old man touched his nose, hesitated for a long time, and finally stomped his feet: "Forget it, you are so unmotivated, the old man can't force it..."

Xie Lun smiled in surprise: "Thank you, Daoist..."

"...Since you can't stay, the old man can only follow you."

"Um?"

Xie Lun suddenly felt something was wrong.

The old Taoist slapped his hands, and those beauties disappeared in an instant, replaced by a mountain of boxes and packages: "I will follow you as a teacher, and I will go there wherever you go, so that I will not disturb your love and romance, and as a teacher, I can give you advice at any time." It’s great that you can achieve multiple goals in one fell swoop.”

"no……"

Xie Lun quickly waved his hands: "I have an uncle and aunt on my head, which is already enough of a headache. I don't want to have another father to take care of me out of thin air."

"You child, what do you mean by management? Being a teacher is education."

"Stop. Don't say anything else, you are by my side, how should I explain your identity?" Xie Lun spread his hands, "I can't just tell people that this is an old man from Huaguo who has lived for thousands of years Yes, the consequence of this is that you go directly to the laboratory for slice research."

"You worry about this, simple."

The old Taoist flipped his hand, and a thumb-sized glass ball exuding a glowing white glow appeared in his palm: "This is the secret Shangri-La. I usually live here, and others can't see me."

Xie Lun looked at the glass ball, blinked his eyes, and suddenly laughed: "Old guy, I said you had to take me in as an apprentice, so you wanted to follow me out of this damn place, right?"

The old Taoist opened his mouth, and suddenly reached out and hit Xie Lun on the back of the head, reprimanded: "If you see through, don't tell the truth, and don't save any face for the teacher, you traitor."

"..."

Xie Lun rolled his eyes: "Say it earlier, I have to turn a corner and take you out of here to see the colorful world outside. It's just the food expenses?"

Sharon rubbed his fingers.

The old principle took it for granted: "Of course you are responsible. As a teacher, I have a clean sleeve, concentrate on cultivating the Tao, and never keep those yellow and white things."

"That's no use." Xie Lun shook his head and said, "Old man, I didn't scare you. Now the outside world is completely ruled by capital. Without money, it's impossible to move an inch. I used to barely support my family, but now there are more You alone will be destitute."

"Are you destitute?"

The old Taoist glanced at Xie Lun up and down, and sneered, "Don't think that if you hide the money in that scarecrow's stomach, I won't see it."

Xie Lun opened his mouth, and simply sat on the ground to play a rogue: "Anyway, I don't have any money, I can't take you with me, you can figure it out."

"I didn't expect you, a bastard, to be so shameless. If you are not the only rebel like you, the teacher must clean up the house."

The old-fashioned beard trembled: "I don't have any money, but I have a top-notch dual-cultivation method. Do you like it or not?"

"Oh, master, you old man will focus on the key points in your speech in the future. Why do you talk so much nonsense, it really hurts the relationship between us master and apprentice."

Xie Lun quickly supported the old man's arm: "Tell me, where do you want to go, I promise to arrange it properly. You will be satisfied with the gourmet sightseeing."

"As long as you don't get angry, it's enough to be a teacher."

The old man let out a sigh of relief, threw the glass ball to Xie Lun with his backhand, and said vigorously: "Go to Nepal first, but that dead girl actually said that it is impossible for a teacher to leave Huaguo forever, so as a teacher, I will go to Kazakhstan!" Mataj, slap someone in the face."