I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 102 100 Why does abalone smell so bad?

Chapter 102 100. Why does abalone smell so bad?

The Condor Crew.

It's approaching noon.

The blower was stirring, blowing the hair of Yang Mi, Liu Yifei, and Huang Xiaoming, making them look so cool.

In the camera, Yang Mi, who had some black ash on her face, faced Huang Xiaoming and Liu Yifei, who were obviously standing together, using a kind of... If Xu Xin saw it, let alone dig out three rooms and one living room, at least he would dig out A voice from the Mausoleum of Qin Shihuang said to Liu Yifei, who looked younger than herself:

"Sister-in-law Yang, you are so beautiful!"

Liu Yifei, who was wearing a white fur cloak, smiled slightly, stepped forward, and put her hand on Yang Mi's arm to express her closeness:

"Little sister, thank you for your wish for us to meet again."

After saying that, he turned to look at Huang Xiaoming:

"Your eldest brother said that you are very kind... He must bring me to Xiangyang to see you..."

Yang Mi's eyes were so erratic:

"In other words, only you are worthy of my big brother..."

As soon as this "big brother" shouted out, she got goosebumps herself.

No...it's okay to read the original work.

But now when she was playing Guo Xiang, looking at Liu Tianxian in front of her and Huang Xiaoming acting cool next to her... Yang Mi felt that this line was too shameful...

Especially when she finished saying this, Liu Yifei looked up at Yang Guo, played by Huang Xiaoming, with a very affectionate expression...

Not to mention anything else, just this look... Fortunately, Yang Mi was wearing socks today.

Or don't wear socks...

It just depends on whether the shoes are scratched or not.

It's not that Liu Yifei's acting is bad.

It's not that girls think their acting skills are good.

But this thing is really incomparable.

Although the girl only had two scenes with Gong Li...

But in these two scenes, I saw Gong Li from her eyes, to her lips, to that... No one knows how to get it, but she looks so cold and noble...

Gong Li is heaven.

High and above.

And whether it is Liu Yifei, herself, or Huang Xiaoming, who has a bunch of white hair hanging on his head and has a cold and tender face...

The girl can no longer be immersed in Guo Xiang's role.

No, the gap is too big...

The so-called good actors are compared with ordinary... or average actors.

Suddenly Yang Mi agreed more with what Director Zhang said.

yes……

To be this kind of actor...

What's the point?

…

"Ka, good, passed."

With Director Yu's words, the girl's last scene this morning ended.

She instinctively said:

"Senior brother, thank you for your hard work, Yifei, thank you for your hard work."

After politely thanking her for her hard work, she left the camera and planned to quickly pack her things and run to "The Golden Armor".

After jogging along and saying hello to Zeng Jia, she went directly into the dressing room of the leading actors.

After taking out his schoolbag in the corner, the makeup artist was already waiting there with cleansing oil and cotton pads.

Guo Xiang's makeup is not troublesome to remove, but it must be carefully maintained.

Who doesn't know that an actress relies on her face?

While she was taking off her makeup, Liu Yifei walked in.

Seeing Yang Mi taking off her makeup, she said:

"Going?"

After hearing this, it is obvious that the matter of "Golden Armor" is no longer a secret among the crew.

Yang Mi didn't nod, or even move her head. She asked the makeup artist to remove her makeup, and replied with her eyes closed:

"Well, I have to hurry over there. Shooting starts at two o'clock."

"Don't want to eat?"

"Maybe I have to eat it there. The makeup is quite troublesome. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it in time."

"oh oh."

Liu Yifei nodded and took out two bottles of water from the insulator under her special dressing cabinet:

"Give."

"Yeah...thank you."

After opening her eyes for a moment and quickly closing them again, the girl fumbled and took the water.

Then I felt a rush of air in my ears.

Liu Yifei sat next to her:

"What's Director Zhang's filming like? Is it strict?"

"Not strict."

Yang Mi told the truth:

"He won't praise you for the good parts, but for the bad parts, he will point out what's wrong with you for the first time and let you figure it out for yourself. If the shots are not good, he will tell you how the character should be at this time. , and then let you think for yourself. If the filming doesn't work well again, change to the next one first, and postpone your scene to give you time to think. If you don't understand, you can ask, and he will break it up for you bit by bit. Let’s talk…”

"...so responsible?"

Liu Yifei, still wearing the plain white Little Dragon Girl costume, was full of surprise.

"Yes."

Yang Mi snorted:

"Specially responsible... Of course, I'm not saying that Director Yu is not good, but I didn't expect... that Director Zhang's shooting state was like this. But the other directors on the crew were quite strict, especially the shooting director, who was very fierce. "

"Were you trained?"

"No."

Because her eyes were closed, the girl couldn't see Liu Yifei's expression clearly, and she just said in a "nothing to hide" tone:

"But I've seen people talk about other actors in really scary ways."

"Oh...Hey, do you have any scenes with Teacher Gong Li?"

"Yes, my first scene was with Sister Gong."

Sister Gong...

Upon hearing this title, Liu Yifei's eyes flickered twice and continued to ask:

"How is it? How does it feel?"

"EMMM..."

The girl hesitated for a moment and said:

"We are friends. I won't hide it from you, but you can't be angry either."

"Sure, just say it."

"You are definitely better at acting than me, but... I feel the distance between you and Sister Gong... According to my friend, the difference between us is at most ten Jay Chou, but the difference between Sister Gong and you is at least 150."

"...????"

Liu Yifei was stunned.

Some people don't understand what this unique unit of measurement is.

But I have to admit that Yang Mi's way of speaking really makes people feel comfortable.

I am not as good as you, and you are not as good as Gong Li.

But you are better than me.

Forget about Jay Chou...

In fact, this sounds really comfortable.

"Is the difference just that big?"

Liu Yifei couldn't help but ask.

"Um!"

The girl's voice was a little muffled as she began to wipe the makeup off her nose:

"I had three scenes with Sister Gong yesterday. In the three scenes, I saw her expressionless contempt, expressionless hatred and jealousy, and expressionless murderous intent... To be honest, when I saw Sister Gong Before the scene, I never thought that a person only needs to stand there with an expressionless face... I don’t know how she did it, but you can just understand that she hates you, she is jealous of you, she hates you... ...When she wanted to kill you...especially the scene where she wanted to kill me, I was so stunned that I NGed twice."

"..."

At this time, Liu Yifei didn't know what to say.

Is it really that exaggerated?

She doesn’t believe it, she doesn’t believe it either…

But I want to see it with my own eyes.

But I just don’t know how to speak...

At this time, she didn't notice that the girl taking off her makeup opened her eyes a little.

After looking at her, he quickly closed it again.

After thinking about it...

Yang Mi suddenly said:

"It's just a pity that I'm not familiar with you yet... If we were familiar... you could come and visit me, and then watch Sister Gong's scenes. I'm serious... it's amazing. Well... wait a minute, Can I find a suitable opportunity? Come and see me then? How about it? I don’t have many friends over there, and the teachers are very dedicated. I am lonely, unlike you here..."

"OK."

Liu Yifei was surprised at first, but she agreed quickly.

He smiled and said:

"Then do I have to bring a lot of delicious food to see you?"

"Hehe~"

Two laughters as clear as bells rang out in the room.

…

"Ha... um."

At noon, Xu Xin yawned lazily and fell asleep leaning on the comfortable single chair in Jay Chou's RV.

In fact, it often only takes a little thing to enhance friendship between men.

After waking up the man in his dream yesterday, Xu Xin got into his RV at noon today.

Friends who can help you woo girls.

If that's not a good friend, what is it?

Of course...it would be better if this guy could stop tinkering with the broken electronic keyboard in the corner, making tinkling sounds.

Ah~

miss her.

Putting down the script in his hand, he looked at Jay Chou helplessly:

"Do you know there are rules in the traditional folk art industry?"

"Huh? What?"

Jay Chou tilted his head, a little curious.

"It's called not being in class."

"……What's the meaning?"

"This is a rule in the Peking Opera industry. It means that while you are performing and working in your own class, you are thinking about performing in another class...or in other words, it is called that you are in Cao Ying and your heart is in Han."

"I know the latter one. Three Kingdoms~"

Following Jay Chou's words, the piano replaced the melodious sound of the guqin:

"The light of the sword dimmed~ the sword~~ the shadow~"

"Gone far away...hmm~~Zhengming~~"

"It's the sound of drums and trumpets."

Xu Xin rolled his eyes.

"Oh, yes, yes, gone far away~ The drums and horns are contending~ There are people flying in the distance... la la~~faces~~~"

"..."

Speechlessly, he put the script on his face again and said:

“Why can’t a singer even remember the lyrics?”

"How weird? Sometimes I can't even remember my own lyrics."

"...That's normal. If you didn't say those things were lyrics when you sang, I wouldn't even know what you were singing."

"..."

This time it was Jay Chou's turn to be speechless.

He stood up angrily, took the script away from Xu Xin's face, and then took out two bottles of Perrier water from the refrigerator.

Xu Xin took a bottle, opened it and took a sip. He frowned at the strange smell:

"Don't think about the script for now. Just finish the work here first... Aren't you going to fight in person tonight? Director Cheng's fight scene is no joke, you have to work hard."

"I know."

Tonight... or starting from the afternoon, it will be the filming of the crew.

Xu Xin had a headache just thinking about the action scene with thousands of people, not sure how to control such a big scene.

As a result, the protagonist in front of him acted like a normal person, which made him speechless.

"Hey, listen to this melody, how do you feel?"

"……All right."

Although he didn't know what the other party wanted to talk about, Xu Xin still closed his eyes.

The piano sounds and the songs join in:

"Your tears are weak and hurt~"

"The miserable white moon is crescent..."

Buzz buzz~

As soon as the sound of the piano stopped, Xu Xin took a look at the phone in his pocket...

Quickly jumped up from the chair:

"Hey, baby~"

"..."

Jay Chou's mouth twitched...

After thinking about it, the sound of the piano sounded again.

Didn't sing.

But Xu Xin heard it, the melody was "Simple Love"...

Then he was speechless.

Looking at his friend who was laughing mischievously at him, his head was covered with black lines.

And at this moment, the girl's voice rang on the phone:

"What's the noise?...Who's playing "Simple Love" there?"

"Who could it be? Who could be so unethical and take away all the bamboo shoots on the mountain?"

"...Jay Chou!???"

Listening to the suddenly higher pitch, Xu Xin rolled his eyes even more.

"If you have something to say, say it quickly and if you have a fart, hurry up!"

"... Hehe, good brother, good brother~ don't be angry. I just arrived, and Sister Zeng went to find Assistant Shen. I called you because I couldn't find you... Where are you two? I'm going to find you two... My dear brother, I miss you."

"Do you miss me, or do you miss the lunatic next to me who played "Simple Love" for us."

"A lovely woman who is so beautiful that it makes me blush..."

As soon as Xu Xin finished speaking, Jay Chou started singing.

Xu Ershao was completely speechless.

"Oh my dear brother~ Where are you two?"

"In his car...you'd better not come here."

"Ah? Why?"

"Because I'm afraid that the four King Kongs outside will bite people."

"Boom..."

There was a pause in the sound of the piano, and the little king who was here just now to trouble Xu Xin was now embarrassed.

"Hehe, then...then wait for me...does he have a pen there?"

Hearing this, Xu Xin, who rolled his eyes to the sky, responded:

"Yes, oil-based pen, the kind that won't wash off even if you write on your forehead!"

"……hey-hey."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Xin leaned on the chair again.

"Hey, I'm serious."

"You tell me."

"When will Hou Peiqiao come to the mainland?"

"what?"

Jay Chou was a little confused.

Xu Xin shrugged:

"We can make it happen, but it will be difficult if you don't give me a push... As for this, I will remember your kindness forever. So I have to see her and have a meal at every turn. Treat you two well." It’s big, anyway, as long as you find a good hotel here... let alone the paparazzi, flies have to take off their wings before they can leave."

"Okay, but I can't do it in the next few months... After I finish filming this drama, I'm going back to prepare a new album. I will release the new album in September and when I come here to promote it, we have a good meal. I want Eat that..."

"Who cares what you eat, I just want to know what Hou Peiqiao eats."

"...hehehe."

Upon hearing this, Jay Chou smiled sweetly.

"Okay, okay, that sounds nice."

After chatting for a while, there was a knock on the door.

Xu Xin quickly opened the door and saw his girlfriend standing at the door with a slight sweat on her forehead and some breathlessness.

The four King Kongs next to him also got out of the car.

Xu Xin waved his hand:

"Date, date, it's okay."

"..."

Under Yang Mi's strange gaze, Xu Xin pulled her into the car.

Then he kissed me.

"oops……"

"Wow~!"

Jay Chou expressed surprise, and then showed an envious look.

Then he turned his head and put his hands on the piano keys again:

"My love for you was written in BC ~ buried deep in the plains of Mesopotamia ~ oh ~"

Different from the original version of "Love in BC", this piano version has a soulful and gentle tune.

The moment she heard this song, the originally shy girl suddenly got goosebumps...

She no longer pushed her boyfriend's chest away shyly, but hooked his neck with ease.

"It was unearthed again dozens of centuries later~the oath that has been weathered for thousands of years~"

"Boom!"

The piano struck twice heavily.

"Everything happens again~~~"

Is there anything in this world that is happier than enjoying your boyfriend’s kiss while accompanied by Jay Chou’s piano and singing?

there is none left.

There must be no more.

…

"You two are too much~"

Sitting next to the electronic keyboard, Jay Chou looked helpless:

"You guys kissed me for a song, and now you're lying on a chair hugging each other. Please, I'm so sad about this~"

"……hey-hey."

Yang Mi immediately felt a little embarrassed.

She was originally forced into this recliner.

Get up quickly.

As a result, Xu Xin grabbed his neck and held him in his arms:

"Then I want to say that I plan to take a nap, what do you want?"

"Wow, you are such a person..."

“It’s very motorcycle~”

"...Hey, don't be like this. The accent you learned is really bad~"

"Hey, I don't want to be like this~~~"

"Oh, that's ok."

Listening to her boyfriend's accent that he continued to imitate, Yang Mi finally felt a little embarrassed and broke away from his arms.

Xu Xin kept smashing her mouth with unsatisfied thoughts...

I can’t get enough of the fragrant smell.

"Why don't I learn piano too?... I feel like it's quite romantic to play the piano next to me when someone else is kissing."

Sitting up, Xu Xin looked at Jay Chou:

"Is this thing easy to learn? How long does it take to learn it? When can I... When I am in a good mood, I play "Love in BC" to others like you, and when I am in a bad mood, I see someone chatting and I play " "Happy Breakup"?"

"..."

Yang Mi had turned her face away in embarrassment.

Brother...what you said is so embarrassing.

Jay Chou was also shocked by Xu Xin's brain circuit and couldn't help but say:

"Playing "Happy Breakup" in front of others?"

"Yes, how happy."

"..."

Jay Chou blinked blankly.

Suddenly he gave Xu Xin a thumbs up:

"You are so brave~"

"Haha~"

…

Xu Xin is not too fond of Perrier.

I always feel that this stuff is bitter and doesn't taste good at all.

But Yang Mi seems to like it very much.

I picked up my boyfriend and took a sip of Perrier water. Drinking it ice cold made me happy.

And through Xu Xin's light, she was no longer so nervous after seeing the idol who had shed the burden of being an idol.

After chatting for a while, she suddenly said:

"Hey, I told my agent today that I have to act in a play..."

"Well, what then?"

"Then... there are still no coffee seats."

The girl shook her head slightly:

"The agent didn't agree at first, thinking that... maybe after I starred in this movie, there would be a lot of job opportunities. I had to pull off a piece of tiger skin and lift Director Zhang out."

"You said Director Zhang asked you to act?"

"Yes."

Not surprised that her boyfriend could guess it, she sighed:

"Sigh... I still don't have enough voice. If I were more famous and said I wanted to act in a play, Sister Zeng would definitely not say anything. But it's different now. Now I have to tell her: Director Zhang said it to me personally. She said that my acting skills needed to be polished and it would be best to act in a drama... She reluctantly agreed."

"It's normal. After a new person becomes popular, an economic company will definitely have to recoup its costs. I was the same way back then."

Before Xu Xin spoke, Jay Chou, who was leaning on the chair, comforted Yang Mi.

Yang Mi nodded:

"Of course I know...but recovering the cost can't sacrifice my career, right?...If your acting skills don't improve, just like your idol writing songs, when your talent is exhausted, it will naturally be worthless, right?"

"Um……"

Jay Chou obviously agrees with this statement.

Xu Xin asked:

"Then what? When will it be implemented?"

"I don't know. Anyway, today I just want to improve myself and see how the company arranges it. I will discuss it with you then... This world is too realistic. Really, do you know, I changed my dressing room today."

Upon hearing this, Xu Xin asked in confusion:

"What kind of dressing room?"

"From the actor's makeup tent since I was a child, I went directly into the air-conditioned room. Tsk tsk~"

With eyes full of emotion, the girl said:

"Aunt Liu, even Liu Yifei's mother took the initiative to chat with me today, and even exchanged contact information with Sister Zeng. Then someone on the crew over there called me "very, very gentle... I guess if this continues, Chen Jinfei might not see me" I have to call out Mi Mi, hehe..."

"……who?"

Xu Xin was stunned.

"Chen Jinfei, Liu Yifei's godfather."

"...?"

Looking at Xu Xin's confused look, she blinked:

"You don't know?"

"I don't know. Who is this person?"

"The big boss."

Yang Mi gave an explanation:

"In the play "The Condor", Mr. Zhou Xunzhou was originally cast to play the role of Little Dragon Girl. But the investors didn't give enough money. When Chen Jinfei heard about it, he directly brought the money to find Zhang Jizhong and became the largest investor. Fang, but there is only one request, which is to give the role of Xiao Longnu to Liu Yifei..."

"...He has a great background?"

"Definitely. The people on Forbes' mainland rich list are worth two to three billion."

"...???? Please wait a moment."

Xu Xin was shocked:

"With two to three billion, can you be on the Forbes list?"

"Dollars."

Yang Mi was speechless:

"Forbes is a foreign ranking list, so it must be converted in U.S. dollars. Two to three billion U.S. dollars, according to the exchange rate...his net worth is one to two billion."

"One to two billion!??"

Xu Xin looked really surprised.

His eyes widened and he asked unconsciously.

And Yang Mi didn’t think much, nodded and said:

"That was in 2002 and 2003, but now it's estimated to be 300-400 million. Anyway, super rich, extremely rich."

"...If you have one to two billion, you are called a rich person?"

Hearing his girlfriend's sigh, Xu Xin even started to speak his native dialect.

"...?"

"……what?"

Yang Mi was in a daze, while Jay Chou didn't understand the dialect and didn't know what Xu Xin was talking about.

The girl became even more speechless after being stunned:

"Brother, that's one to two billion...net assets, not total assets. Do you know what net assets represent?"

"Cash flow?"

This is the concept in Xu Xin's mind.

But Jay Chou shook his head:

"No, net worth is the value of a company after removing its liabilities."

"Is this what you can get after selling this company?"

"Well……"

It seemed that Xu Xin really didn't understand. Jay Chou thought for a while and nodded:

"You can understand it this way, but the meaning is still different... But I don't understand the details, but this explanation seems to be correct."

Then I saw Xu Xin's increasingly ridiculous expression:

"In other words, let's say I am this Chen Jinfei, and then... I sell my company, and I can get a total of... two to three billion, and then I will be... a Forbes billionaire?"

"right."

"...Who is this grandson of Forbes? Have you never seen money?"

Xu Xin looked ridiculous:

"Two to three billion... this kind of person... who is only a mid-range saver in our credit union, is actually on his ranking list?"

If he hadn't woken up from his dream, he would have restrained himself a lot.

This sentence may become "This kind of poor guy deserves to be on the ranking list."

As soon as he said this, Jay Chou was still converting the equivalent of two to three billion Taiwan dollars.

According to the exchange rate, three billion is about NT$15 billion.

Quite a few.

A rich man indeed.

But after hearing Xu Xin's words, he was a little puzzled.

This...why does it sound a bit contemptuous?

And Yang Mi was even more speechless.

"Twenty-three billion are medium-sized savers? ... and credit unions?"

"Yes, Shenmu Credit Union."

"...A credit union is not even a bank...who would deposit money there?"

Hearing this, Xu Xin couldn't laugh or cry:

"Bao~ Do you know the total number of deposits in our credit union last year?"

"How many?"

"This number."

Xu Xin stretched out two fingers.

"...200 million?"

"Twenty billion."

As his family's "treasury", Xu Xin saw a congratulatory slogan on the billboard when he entered Shenmu County at the end of last year.

Celebrate that the deposits of Shenmu County Credit Union exceeded 20 billion.

Although it sounds like a lot at first...but you must know that this is just a deposit, not counting investments under construction and the like.

As one of the biggest talkers among the credit union's top customers, people from Xujiawan, although not all their money was deposited here, at least contributed no less than one-third of the total.

But now...

From his girlfriend's mouth, he heard something.

A person appeared out of nowhere, sold the company, and probably managed to hold on to two to three billion in cash...

This kind of person is actually a rich person?

Or a rich man on the list?

Entertainment industry boss?

you……

Oops, who is this Forbes?

What a joke?

Two to three billion is a lot... but this is a rich person, right?

You can't even fully invest in a mine...

Does he deserve to be called a rich man?