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Chapter 1057 1052 Mango

Chapter 1057 1052. Mango

Let me ask you, have you ever seen the groom knocking on his friend's door and looking for his friend's wife on the first night of his wedding?

You haven't seen it, right?

Xu Xin has seen it.

And he is the victim.

"..."

Watching his wife silently as she made a seal and disappeared into the darkness, Xu Xin hadn't spoken yet. Nuan Nuan, who had changed into a nightgown, hugged her father's thigh and asked curiously:

"Dad, where is Mom going?"

"To help the poor and the needy."

Looking at Wang Sicong who looked miserable next to him, Xu Xin sighed helplessly.

"Come in."

"Godfather, are you going to sleep with us tonight?"

Nuan Nuan asked curiously again.

Before Wang Sicong could speak, he heard his father say:

"Your godfather may have to sleep with us in the future."

"..."

The bitter taste on the groom's face became even stronger.

It was past ten o'clock now.

Logically speaking, the bride and groom should have entered the bridal chamber early on their wedding night.

Even if the bride is pregnant...but both sides can switch between offense and defense.

With Lao Wang's slide rail, doesn't he have everything?

Guess what happened?

Hey!

The smell of mom!

In the middle of the night, the ghost knocked on the door, and the eldest son came to find Yang's mother.

Original words:

"Big Mi, Qi Ge has been crying, I really can't comfort him, can you help me comfort him."

Yang Mi looked innocent at first:

"Why are you crying?... You can just send me a message, why do you have to come in person?"

As a result, Wang Sicong's words: "She doesn't want to see me" blocked her completely.

Helplessly, I can only help the groom grasp the bride in the middle of the night.

But Nuan Nuan and Yang Yang are quite happy.

These two children have been in their grandparents' room since they were young, or their parents go back and forth. Unless they haven't seen their father or mother for a long time, there is no need for one of them to coax them to sleep.

On the contrary, since their mother is gone, they don't have to sleep.

At this moment, Nuan Nuan turned on the TV by herself and started watching cartoons.

Yangyang took a can of Coke from the refrigerator, and asked his godfather to help him open it when Xu Xin's eyes were twitching wildly.

Even Lao Wang was afraid that he would spill it, so he took a sip first.

Yangyang looked disgusted.

But despite his disgust, he still sat next to his sister.

In fact, he was not interested in flying female two-dimensional characters, but in order to make a surprise attack on his mother later, he could blame his sister for drinking the drink, and the benefits were obviously greater than the risks.

As for Xu Xin... he pretended not to see the mischievous appearance of the two clever kids, and hooked his hand to Lao Wang:

"Let's go and smoke a cigarette."

"Ah..."

Wang Sicong sighed, and the two walked to the balcony.

After closing the door and lighting a cigarette, Xu Xin asked:

"What's the matter? Why are you crying?"

"I picked a mango for her."

"......?"

Xu Xin was confused.

"Then what? Brother Qi wanted to give you mango as a suppository, but you didn't agree, so she was unhappy?"

"......?"

Now it was Wang Sicong's turn to be confused.

Mango...

Suction suppository?

For me?

How should I use it?

I...!!

He was speechless for a moment:

"Get lost!"

"Hehe."

Xu Xin started to laugh, and after laughing for a few times, he continued to ask:

"Then what? What did you quarrel about?"

"Just because of this...it's not a quarrel."

The eldest young master shook his head, his face full of sorrow:

"Brother Qi saw the mango and asked me where it came from. I said I just picked it from the tree. The mango is still green, so it's not edible for the time being, but it will be almost ready after a few days of covering it. I was also a bitch...Who knew that when she heard that I picked it from the tree, she suddenly burst into tears, and no matter how I comforted her, she couldn't stop crying...what she said...the tree must be in so much pain..."

"..."

Xu Xin's mouth twitched.

"No matter how I comforted her, I gave up...it was my wedding night. Alas!"

Hearing this, Xu Xin didn't comfort him.

Because such an absurd reason can make Brother Qi cry, it means...it's actually about hormones.

Brother Qi used to be carefree.

Now that she's pregnant, she's like Lin Daiyu, plus it's normal for her to have mood swings as a newlywed...But at this time Xu Xin couldn't help but sigh that his wife is so nice.

Except for the occasional crying when he saw a flower fall while taking a walk in the early stage, his emotions were quite stable at other times.

The cigarettes that the eldest master exhaled were all in a melancholy shape.

Xu Xin comforted him:

"It's okay, it should be fine if Yang Mi goes there."

"Hmm..."

Wang Sicong sorted out his mood a little and asked:

"How was the wedding today? Did you embarrass yourself?"

"No, it was pretty good. How do you feel?"

"To be honest... I felt busy and confused, except for the last moment on the stage when I put the ring on her finger and we kissed, I felt like... we were really married, the rest of the time felt pretty normal. Oh, yes, I was afraid that I would get the process wrong, but there was nothing else."

Xu Xin smiled and nodded:

"It's always like this. I was afraid at that time, too, afraid that I would call her the wrong name, afraid that I would get the process wrong, etc. But this thing has a strong lasting effect. After the guests have left, you call her "wife" and she calls you "husband", and then you two return to life step by step from the wedding mentality, and you will gradually realize the change. Let's not talk about anything else, look..."

He showed the silver ring on his hand:

"When I first got married, I especially liked to observe other people's hands to see if they were wearing rings like me. Those with rings were married, and those without were not married... Anyway, all kinds of emotions will fluctuate. It's normal, and you will get used to it slowly. But... I have to pay attention in the future."

Hearing this, Wang Sicong asked casually:

"What should I pay attention to?"

"When you go to your friend's birthday party, you have to be careful. Also, in various public places in the future, remember that when others ask you to take a photo or do something, you have to pay attention to your hands and eyes, otherwise the media will make associations."

"...You don't seem to have any troubles in this regard?"

"Yes, she has participated in all my activities. When people invite me, she refuses if she can, and if she can't, she will participate on my behalf. But you are different. You go to public places more than me, so you have to be especially careful outside."

"Hmm..."

Wang Sicong nodded in understanding.

Then he unconsciously rubbed his very simple platinum wedding ring with his other hand...After feeling the touch, I have to say that I really felt it was quite wonderful.

And at this moment, the two heard the movement of the sliding door.

Turning around, Lang Lang next door poked his head out with curiosity.

After the three of them made eye contact, he walked out:

"I told you, I thought I was hallucinating when I heard you two making noises... What are you doing at Old Xu's place, Wang?"

Wang Sicong's face started to turn bitter again, and Xu Xin gloated:

"Have you seen the groom who was kicked out of the house on the wedding night?"

He pointed at the young master:

"He is! Hahahaha!"

"..."

Under Wang Sicong's "You are such a dog" look, Lang Lang was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly went back to the house.

"???"

A trace of absurdity appeared on the young master's face.

You don't even bother to comfort him?

These people around me... Damn, godfather!

Looking at Lang Lang who came out with three bottles of beer in his hand, the young master who was worried suddenly met a soulmate.

"It's connected."

The distance of three or four meters is nothing.

Wang Sicong took a bottle steadily, and when Xu Xin took his wine, he had already opened the bottle cap with a lighter with a "bang".

He handed his bottle to Xu Xin, opened another bottle, and then the three men drank a sip of wine across a blue sea under the lights.

"Fighting?"

Lang Lang asked.

"Not really, I just picked a mango..."

After explaining the whole story, Lang Lang's eyes became a little strange.

At this time, Gina, who was wearing a nightgown, came out.

"Hi, Xu, hi, Wang."

Wang Sicong greeted Xu Xin and avoided his sight.

"What are you talking about? Wang, shouldn't you accompany Brother Qi?"

Hearing Gina's words, Lao Wang suddenly felt a little tired.

He said it to Xu Xin once, and to Lao Lang once... Now he has to say it to Gina.

Oh my god, if Jay Chou comes out later, won't he have to do it again?

Or maybe I can just call out the wheel and I'll say it all at once... But the problem is that it's embarrassing to say such things.

He was kicked out of the house because of a mango on his wedding night, and had to ask for help from the compassionate Yang mother?

If this matter gets out... I don't even need to say it... These bastards will definitely bring it up often in the future, and our old Wang's reputation will be ruined.

Unfortunately, at this moment, Xu Xin's phone rang.

Seeing that it was Yang Mi, he quickly answered the phone:

"Hello, wife."

"Well, where's Lao Wang?"

"He's here. Lao Lang, Gina and I are chatting. How's it going over there?"

"Are you all here?"

Yang Mi didn't say what was going on, but directly said:

"Ask Lao Lang to help look after the child, and you bring Lao Wang over... I'll give you two a task."

"Ah?"

Xu Xin was stunned, looked at Lao Wang, and replied:

"Okay, we'll go over now."

"Well."

After hanging up the phone, Xu Xin directly said:

"Laolang, you come and look at the child, Lao Wang, we'll go over."

"No problem."

Lang Lang agreed immediately.

So, after mortgaging the two children to the godfather, Xu Xin and Wang Sicong quickly came to Lao Wang's bridal chamber.

After Yang Mi opened the door, Xu Xin actually wanted to ask:

"How's it going? Is the bride moisturized?"

But considering the nature of the seventh brother...it's a strange question to ask.

Forget it.

Then he saw the mango that Yang Mi handed over...

"?"

Both of them were puzzled.

"What's wrong?"

He asked.

And Wang Sicong kept glancing into the room.

As for Yang Mi...

She had a strange look in her eyes and stuffed the mango into her husband's hand:

"Here, the child can't leave her mother, you two should return the property to its original owner and send the child back."

"..."

"...???"

Xu Xin, holding a green mango in his hand, was dumbfounded.

What... what?

Return the property to its original owner?

He lowered his head and glanced at the green mango in his hand...

He couldn't help asking:

"What do you mean? How to return the property to its original owner?"

He thought it was ridiculous, and even when he said it, he felt stupid.

How could it be possible...

But Yang Mi nodded:

"Yes, the child can't leave the mother for too long... Seventh brother finally stopped crying, hurry up."

"..."

After saying that, he looked determined and closed the door with a "click".

The two men were incomparably messy in the sea breeze at night.

Xu Xin held the mango in his hand and looked straight at Wang Sicong.

Wang Sicong was also confused.

Seeing him looking at her, she even asked:

"Why are you looking at me?"

"Nonsense! If I don't look at you, who are you looking at?... How do you deal with it?!"

"... How do I know!"

The two of them looked at the green mango with a round and plump skin...

They were all silent.

...

"Ding ding dong dong."

Jay Chou, who was hugging Kun Ling on the sofa and watching "Midnight in Paris", heard the phone ringing, and stretched his feet out of the blanket speechlessly to reach the phone on the coffee table.

The plot at this moment is about the encounter between the protagonist Gil and the famous artist Salvador Dali.

He likes Dali's paintings very much. Every time he sees this movie, he likes to put the protagonist Gil on himself in his mind, imagining that he has a time-space dialogue with those greatest artists...

But he can't help answering the phone.

But fortunately, Kun Ling also knows the taste of her boyfriend in this movie that she has watched many times.

So she just clicked pause.

Then she handed the phone to Jay Chou.

Jay Chou saw that it was not just a WeChat video, but also a conference video.

After he answered the call in confusion, he saw the dark screen on Xu Xin's side.

And Lang Lang's big face.

"What are you doing?"

He asked.

Lang Lang was also confused:

"What's wrong?"

"I want to ask you two something..."

In the dark camera, the mango in Xu Xin's hand caught their eyes.

Then...

2 minutes later.

Kun Ling's mouth twitched, and she whispered to Jay Chou:

"Brother Qi kicked Brother Cong out... Is it auspicious?"

Jay Chou rolled his eyes.

He thought, whether it's auspicious or not, Lao Wang was kicked out.

So he said:

"What should we do now? What does it mean to return the property to its original owner?... Put it back on the tree?"

Hearing this, Lang Lang's eyes widened:

"Put it back?...How? You have the nerve to say this? Can you use your brain?"

While talking, Xu Xin and the others had already arrived in front of the tree where Lao Wang picked the mango.

Jay Chou was speechless:

"What do you think we should do?"

"Uh..."

Lang Lang pondered for a while and said:

"Is there something about this thing? Return the property to its original owner...Does Da Mi mean that Lao Wang offended the tree? How about you light three incense sticks and bury the mango under the tree? Bye?"

"...Brother, my wife can fight, but she is not a spirit. Good guy, you might as well let Lao Wang recognize this tree as his godfather and tie a red string to it."

Xu Xin couldn't help but complain.

"Then there is no reason for Qi Ge to keep crying. Did he offend something..."

"Shut up!"

Xu Xin rolled his eyes.

I wondered why I couldn't count on any of these two strategists.

But the problem is...

How can I return this thing to its original owner?

Xu Xin had never heard such an outrageous request since he was a child.

In the middle of the night, four people who could afford to buy a mango forest, let alone a mango tree, were stumped by this question.

At this time, Wang Sicong gestured to the mango tree and suddenly said:

"How about... glue it?"

Xu Xin was speechless:

"What kind of glue? Can 502 stick to this thing?"

Jay Chou's voice sounded in the video:

"How about wrapping it with tape?"

Lang Lang said:

"Don't give bad ideas, okay? Just listen to me, light some incense, pray, and it's done..."

"Hey, can you not do this kind of thing in the middle of the night?"

"What? Are you scared? Let Kun Ling hold you."

"Hahahaha..."

Before Jay Chou could speak, Wang Sicong burst into laughter.

Xu Xin held up a cell phone with a weird look on his face:

"What are you laughing at?"

"Uh..."

"You're the one who caused all this trouble, how dare you laugh!?"

Xu Xin pretended to kick, but the young master dodged.

He dodged and complained:

"What the hell are we going to do now?"

"..."

Xu Xin pondered for a moment and said:

"Why don't we use tape? Just treat it as a prop... Who of you has tape? Send it to the restaurant."

"I'll go."

Jay Chou said:

"Kun Ling brought it."

It was supposed to be a good thing.

Lang Lang asked in confusion:

"Why did Kun Ling bring tape?"

Jay Chou said unhappily:

"It's for tying you up, you're talking too much nonsense."

"Oh?"

"Wow~"

"Oh~"

Obviously, this is just the cute hand-written tape that Kun Ling saw at the airport.

But he said it casually, and it suddenly took on a different color.

Wang Sicong subconsciously said:

"Will you tie your legs?"

Xu Xin nodded slightly:

"His legs are thick, so he should tie them around his knees."

Lang Lang on the other side of the video laughed:

"Ha ha ha ha, there should be a rope tied to his wrist!"

"Damn it!!"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

Xu Xin turned off the video while Jay Chou was jumping up and down and cursing.

Soon, the Asian king who was cursing arrived.

He handed over a small roll of tape with cartoon patterns on it.

Wang Sicong laughed even more happily:

"You are quite girly."

"Get lost!"

While Jay Chou was complaining, Xu Xin held the mango and the branch close to him, and then Wang Sicong wrapped the tape and the branch around and around like tying a winter melon.

Although it's a good idea... but after wrapping too much of this cartoon notebook with tape, the three people looked at that... something hanging on the tree, and it didn't seem to have anything to do with mangoes.

"This won't work."

Xu Xin frowned:

"Is there no transparent tape? How come this thing looks like a borer poking its head out from inside a mango."

His words were echoed by the two people.

Indeed, it doesn't look good.

Although it has been "returned to its original owner".

But...

It's ugly.

It's very ugly.

At this moment, Wang Sicong suddenly saw something, and a light bulb flashed in his mind:

"Hey? Isn't there a mango here too? Can it be used?"

Following his finger, Xu Xin looked at the unpicked green mango and nodded subconsciously:

"Okay... Anyway, Brother Qi can't come to check it in person, right? You take a photo and say... we glued it with glue, it should be fine."

"Okay!"

Wang Sicong quickly turned on his phone and said:

"But you can't take photos, she can enlarge the photos, I'll take a video, just go around the mango, she definitely can't see the details!"

"The chief has a good idea!"

Xu Xin quickly nodded in agreement.

So...

"Wife, look, Lao Xu and I have touched the mango. The property is back to its original owner, and the mango is back in its mother's arms."

The three-second video, the phone never stopped.

In the dark, you can only see the outline of a mango, nothing else.

After he finished shooting, he sent it to Xu Xin's phone.

Xu Xin checked it in person.

After confirming that it was correct, he sent it to Yang Mi.

This would provide an extra layer of insurance.

He felt that he and his wife had a tacit understanding, and the other party must know how to help him cover up in front of Brother Qi.

After the two of them finished their work tacitly, Wang Sicong was in a good mood:

"GIVE ME FIVE!"

"Snap!"

The two palms clapped together.

Xu Xin breathed a sigh of relief:

"Huh..."

At this moment, he saw Jay Chou's eyes were a little strange, and asked in confusion:

"What's wrong?"

The Asian King looked at the two of them with the same concern for the mentally retarded.

Seeing that Fool No. 1 still had the mind to ask himself, he asked a counter-question:

"So... since you can find other mangoes as a substitute, what are you two doing this time?"

"..."

The two were stunned.

At this time...

"Ding Dong."

Yang Mi sent a message.

Voice.

"Tell Lao Wang to come back."

"..."

Listening to Yang Mi's voice, the two were still speechless.

Jay Chou looked at Fool No. 1 and Fool No. 2...

Suddenly, a little sympathy appeared in his eyes.

After shaking his head slightly, he turned around and walked away.

Forget it.

I don’t want to talk about it anymore.

He decided that he would not watch Midnight in Paris for a while.

Let’s watch Dumb and Dumber instead.

MDZZ.

…

"Didn't the wheel come too? It proves that he didn't think of it at first, which means that the IQs of the three of us are actually about the same."

"Old Wolf? Old Wolf is not much better. If he was really smart, he would have thought of it long ago."

"What do you mean by teasing a fool? Didn't you coax the Seventh Brother? If I hadn't coaxed the Seventh Brother, would she have let Old Wang go to bed today?"

"Oh, this... I don't deserve to be a hero. But at least I have contributed to building a harmonious society."

"... You are the one who is mentally retarded!"

"Ouch!! Hiss!!"

"Sorry, I was a little loud just now."

"Yeah, I am mentally retarded, I am mentally retarded."

"Sorry! I was wrong!"

"You dog (whispering)"

"Mom, Dad is swearing!"

"Hey eh? I didn't... I didn't scold you!... Ah!!! Xu Wanqing, wait for me!!!"

"Ah!!!!"

...

"Pa!"

"Ah!!!!"

Early in the morning, Xu Xinzhao's powerful slap on Wang Sicong's back woke up the newlywed young master in an instant.

The first reaction of the young master who was beaten was not to fight back, but to be stunned.

He covered his back with his hands and looked straight at Xu Xin:

"What are you doing?"

"Don't ask, if you ask, it means the moon will punish you!"

Xu Xin said while lifting his clothes.

Wang Sicong saw a black bruise on Lao Xu's waist.

"...Ah? Who is so vicious!"

"Shh, are you going to die?"

Xu Xin quickly gave him a look.

Wang Sicong looked at Yang Mi, who was walking over in a bohemian dress, and understood immediately.

He was definitely not wronged for the slap.

But...

"Why?"

"She called you a retard, and I defended you."

Xu Xin was concise.

But the young master's face showed a look of emotion.

Good brother!

For life!

Yang Mi, who had taken in all the little actions of the two, just shook her head helplessly.

Just two retards.

Not worth paying attention to.

So she took the plate to get breakfast by herself.

Behind her was Su Meng, who had been taking care of the baby for a few days and had changed from "wanting to jump off the building" to "everything is the world's fault".

She looked at this side with lifeless eyes, and was carried away by Nuan Nuan.

The morning of the 19th.

The hustle and bustle of yesterday's wedding had calmed down.

Many guests will leave in the next two days.

But a few friends were not in a hurry to leave.

Today, everyone plans to go shopping at the White Horse Manor.

Xu Xin is not going.

The other men are not going either.

Everyone is tired.

The temporary goal today is to play mahjong, which they talked about during breakfast.

Anyway, they will stay in the Maldives for a while.

Even Nuan Nuan and Yang Yang, who have to go to school, will return to China in three days.

This period of time belongs to the bright and clear days.

And Yang Mi and the others’ task today is to see if there are any PS4s for sale in the Maldives while shopping. That thing has just been launched, and the men have never played it. It’s just right to buy one to have a fresh experience.

As for diving, yachting and the like…

Maybe Yang Dalin is here and can be a little interested in fishing.

But these people are not fishermen.

The fish in the sea are not as good-looking as the chicken on the card table.

So, after dinner, a group of people, including Brother Qi and the bodyguard, got on the plane.

A group of guests will leave the island today.

The number of people is decreasing at a visible speed.

Oh, yes, I forgot to say.

Aunt Lin paid the bill today.

This group of people went to eat at a rich man's house.

It was not unusual for Yang Mi and the others, but for Shen Mengchen and Mao Xiaotong... this opportunity was too rare.

Let's not talk about what to buy, the "friendship of shopping with Aunt Lin" is the most important.

In the future, just a little publicity will give you a backer.

It sounds very realistic at first... but there is no way, the entertainment industry is actually like this.

In the morning.

A group of masseurs arrived.

The sea breeze and the shade of the beach.

Xu Xin lay on the massage bed, enjoying the smell of essential oils mixed with the sea breeze, as well as the relaxed and comfortable feeling, while hearing Lin Gou say:

"Hu! Hahahaha! Three little Karami can't do it."

"Damn! What a shit luck!"

Lang Lang cursed and pushed the cards into the mahjong table.

Mahjong table for mahjong friends.

Even this table was shipped from China.

Several friends are playing mahjong here, and Xu Xin will replace one person after the massage.

In this way, everyone can take turns.

Watching them start to draw cards again, Xu Xin turned his head.

On the left was the mahjong table, and on the right was the endless sea.

The leaves of the palm trees swayed slightly in the sea breeze.

The aroma of essential oils made him feel extremely relaxed.

Fatigue gradually came.