I’m a Director, I’m Not Bad

Chapter 1085 1080. Passerby and the green-headed youth

"Ah!!!"

"Boom boom boom..."

"So handsome!!!"

"Da da da da..."

"So cool!!!"

"Crack crack crack crack..."

Lu Han's mouth twitched. Standing by the flower bed, he looked at the girl who had just squeezed out of the crowd and returned to him, stomping her feet and cheering. The only emotion left in his eyes was "speechless".

To be honest.

Although they are both artists, and he debuted in Korea, where star-chasers are crazy.

Theoretically speaking, he thought he had seen many fanatical fans who liked the EXO group, and when they treated these artists, they were... really unreasonable.

But perhaps because he was the one who was liked, when faced with this crazy state, he just felt that it was difficult and ridiculous... but he didn't think there was anything wrong.

When practicing in Korea, the trainee instructors would always tell them over and over again:

"You must know how to take advantage of other people's likes."

The subtext: If someone likes you, you will get money.

Lu Han doesn’t really care about money.

His family background is not bad.

But being liked by so many domestic or foreign fans is a great feeling for a man.

But when this angle is applied to Guan Xiaotong, he can’t understand it.

Or rather…

I can’t figure it out.

Director Xu is very good, and Teacher Yang Mi is also very good.

But… as a fellow in the same industry, the way his sister likes him… is no different from those crazy fans.

He remembers the craziest thing he has ever encountered… that is, a female fan wants to buy his used underwear at a high price.

There are even clear prices, such as how much is the price of ordinary used underwear, how much is the price of underwear with sweat and yellow spots after practicing dance… and even the more smelly the underwear is, the more expensive it is…

Not only underwear, but also used socks, performance costumes, etc. will be clearly marked.

Even more exaggerated, some people hope to buy their seeds…

And what to buy these things for, in fact, there is no need to explain.

He thinks this behavior is quite perverted.

Moreover, it was not just them, but other members of the team also had similar "rewards".

And they were so resourceful that they actually bought them.

For a while, the team members in their dormitory did lose a few pairs of underwear, which were taken away by the cleaning staff.

In the end, they called the police.

But this kind of thing is actually quite normal in Korea, and it is not a rare thing.

According to the company, their underwear was stolen at most. In the past, HOT's seniors were said to have been squatted in the trash cans by fans to rummage through their garbage, snatching their chewing gum or discarded napkins, food residues, etc....

And when the team members' underwear was lost, they soon saw someone posting photos with underwear in the fan group...

Whose underwear was it? It was not clear.

But Lu Han still remembered the perverted smile he showed to that fan...

That smile...

It can't be said to be exactly the same as the one on his sister's face now, but it can be said to be no different.

Lu Han estimated that if he handed over a pair of underwear and said it was Sister Mi's, she could put it on her head directly, and then spray water vapor from her nose to start high-temperature disinfection.

Not exaggerated at all.

What kind of perverted smile is this... How can a minor like you expose such XP?

"Brother Lu."

"Hmm?"

Looking at the girl's shining eyes, Lu Han took a step back without leaving a trace.

No, I have to stay away from her.

Afraid.

Afraid of being infected by perversion.

If she gets infected and steals Sister Mi's underwear, I will steal Director Xu's underwear... That would be really fun.

"I've decided!"

The girl, who didn't know that she had completely become a pervert in the other's heart at this moment, clenched her fists:

"I want to be a woman like her!"

"..."

Lu Han's mouth twitched again.

Couldn't help but say:

"Think about it... Golden Horse Film Queen at the age of 23, Golden Rooster Film Queen at the age of 24, Berlin Film Queen at the age of 27... Just for this honor, I saw many people say that there may not be one in 30 years."

Guan Xiaotong's face froze.

She was so busy with her longing that she completely forgot... what kind of monster her favorite actor was.

Yes.

Only such a monster-level existence can become the focus of everyone and achieve such a high status since getting off the car just now...

Suddenly, all ambitions were shattered.

Inexplicably, the girl felt a little disappointed...

How could she catch up with such a monster?

The mood changed as quickly as a baby face.

After the huge longing was overturned, this feeling of disappointment came like a tsunami.

But at this moment...

"Snap."

She felt a warm hand pressing down on her head.

She looked up subconsciously.

Brother Lu, wearing a mask, was full of tenderness:

"But I have confidence in you! You can do it! Come on!"

"..."

Extremely gentle.

Incomparably Sasi.

But I have to say...

The lethality to the girl was too great.

So much so that the fierce surge in her heart at this moment was resisted by this tenderness.

The girl's face turned a beautiful peach color.

The emotions that began to sprout between the two made Xie, who was squatting in the corner, look annoyed.

It's not that he didn't get the "flavor" between the two.

On the contrary, he watched it from beginning to end.

He came early today, and his family lives here, so he had a prediction of today's situation.

So he got up early in the morning and took the bus.

After arriving, he could stand at the Xiying Studio and wait for the door to open.

But as more and more "big names" arrived, Xie, who had seen the warmth and coldness of human feelings from Hong Kong to the mainland over the years, quietly walked aside and became a nobody.

He came first.

Then came these two... young lovers.

This girl doesn't look very old, she should be here to audition for the role of the tea girl, right?

As for the masked boy... I always feel that he is very trendy, not like an actor.

After all, I have never heard of an actor who came to audition with dyed yellow hair.

That would reduce his image, especially for a role in the Republic of China. His appearance alone would make people feel out of place.

So fundamentally, Xie felt that this person should not be an actor.

Otherwise, how could he not know such a small detail?

Guan Xiaotong and the others actually saw him, but... from the image of "Li Lianjie's son" when he was a child, with thick eyebrows, big eyes and a tiger head, to the current image of smaller eyes and changes in facial features... few people would put the two images together.

So the two of them didn't recognize him.

What's more... an actor with a shoulder bag, wearing an ordinary sweatshirt, jeans, and old sneakers, who is not good-looking, is not in Guan Xiaotong's aesthetic taste.

The look is similar to that of a passerby.

The two sides should have kept their distance.

But Xie, who was squatting on the ground, suffered a big blow.

When Yang Mi came just now, he saw this girl stomping her feet happily... and pushing into the crowd like a star chaser.

And when Yang Mi entered the building, she came back with a face full of joy.

Because she was too excited, her words were no longer whispers.

So, from beginning to end, he heard the conversation between the two people carefully.

The more he listened, the more painful it became...

There was no malice.

It was just that as a man who got married and became a husband/father last year, he felt stupid watching the love between these two people that was like a sitcom.

How could there be so many romantic love?

You will know when you two get married... The end of love is actually a wife, children and a warm bed.

Besides...

How do you do a one-handed head-splitting action?

How can you do it?

How can you do it in public?

It's handsome in itself.

The girl is also beautiful.

You two are doing this again... I really have a headache.

Or... should I move to another place?

Thinking of this, he changed from an image of a laborer squatting at the door of the building materials market waiting for work to a passerby who stood up.

Get up, move forward, and quickly stay away from these two people.

Otherwise, I'm afraid of being choked to death.

Too sweet...

Just at this time, several staff members came out of the office building of Xiying:

"Good morning, everyone. The audition hall has been opened. Please line up and enter the waiting hall after receiving your number plates in order. We provide drinking water, snacks, etc. for everyone to take. The relevant staff who accompanied the actors here can wait outside. Thank you for your cooperation..."

Hearing this, the crowd immediately began to line up to enter.

Seeing this, Xie followed.

And Guan Xiaotong and Lu Han, who heard the movement, also hurried to join the queue.

Queue up, submit information, and get a number.

Holding his own number, Xie walked into the office building of Xiying with some curiosity.

Then, under the guidance of the sign, he entered the No. 1 audition hall, which was temporarily converted into a waiting hall.

As mentioned before, Hall 1 of Xiying Yanjing Office is the largest audition hall, usually for auditioning large groups. But today there are many people, and it is temporarily used as an actor waiting area.

It is a wraparound lecture hall structure.

After Xie walked in, he looked at the scattered people sitting there, and went straight to the corner with self-awareness.

Then...

Should I say it's fate?

Or do enemies meet on a narrow road?

He sat in a row with the young couple again.

Still next to each other.

At first, he was guarding the aisle.

But as the number of people increased, these auditioners also became a group of people.

The old and famous ones sat at the edge of the rows.

It's convenient to get in and out.

Passersby like Xie would naturally walk inside sensibly.

Not only do you have to give up your seat.

Even if you have to audition or go to the toilet later, you still have to politely say to people, "Hello, teacher, I'm going out for a while, please make way... Oh, thank you, teacher"...

There's no other way.

Big actors and small actors are an ecological chain.

Big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp.

There are also unspoken rules during auditions.

And the young couple just now... The girl didn't seem to have much sense.

Sitting at the edge, she didn't intend to give up her seat to anyone.

Even if a few "teachers" who often appear on TV walked back and forth, the meaning in their eyes was almost directly expressed.

This girl still looked like "it's my right to sit here."

Xie Xin said that he was either really stupid and naive, or he was just a fool.

Tsk... I'm afraid I'm going to suffer a loss in the future.

But that Huang Mao seems to be quite sensible.

He seemed to have discovered something, so he grabbed the little girl and started to skewer her inside.

Then the big brother who was often seen on TV naturally sat at the edge of the aisle.

And these two people also sat next to Xie.

When the little girl went in, he heard the other party mutter:

"It's inconvenient to sit inside. He's not very old, so he doesn't respect the elderly and loves the young, right?"

Xie Xin said that this girl might have some abnormal brain.

Doesn't this stupid young man have an agent to take care of him?

Tsk…

Having experienced the warmth and coldness of human relationships since he was a child, he sighed in his heart, but his face remained calm.

I just took out the printed "Master" novel and continued to ponder it.

Stay safe and sound.

Then, after waiting for about ten minutes, the staff announced...

The audition begins.

Actor No. 001 walked out.

The originally noisy environment immediately became quiet.

One by one.

One after another.

At this time, Xie suddenly heard:

"Hey, that's Gulinaza?...She's so beautiful."

It was the girl next to me who said it.

He raised his head subconsciously.

I saw a girl with a ponytail walking in from the door.

He also held a number plate in his hand.

Looks like it's late.

But inexplicably...he exuded an energetic and healthy temperament.

He was stunned for a moment, vaguely feeling that the name sounded familiar.

But I can't remember where I heard this name.

At this moment, he heard the yellow man next to him say:

"She's quite beautiful. She seems to be an artist from the Tang Dynasty, right?"

"Yes, she is also a famous figure in Beijing Film Academy. It has been 4 years and she is still the school beauty. It is said that others are waiting for her to graduate. Because if she does not graduate, the school beauty will not fall to others. Countless heroes have fallen into submission... ...And her resources are very broad. This year, Beijiang will nominate several artist representatives, including those who will join the Actors Association and local show hosts. She is also a candidate, as is Di Lire, the star of "Running Man". Ba and several others are among them. If nothing else happens... you will often see her active on various TV shows in the past two years, and she may also be on the Spring Festival Gala next year."

"..."

Xie's mouth twitched.

Although it's not good to eavesdrop on what others are saying.

but……

This stupid young man knows a lot.

Moreover, ordinary fans or outsiders may not necessarily know these things.

How did she know?

And just then...

"Brother Lu, do you want to go to the Spring Festival Gala? Let me tell the uncle? Do you want to have some activities?"

"..."

Xie's originally twitching mouth froze.

have to.

Understood.

No wonder it's so arrogant.

This guy... I guess his background is quite impressive.

At this time.

"Are you there on the 19th?"

Hearing the staff's voices, Xie Benn raised his hand:

"exist."

"Okay, come and get ready."

"OK."

Xie nodded quickly. After standing up, he saw this stunned young... ah, no, the mysterious actress was staring at him. A polite smile appeared on his face:

"Hello, teacher, please let me pass."

"Oh ok, you're welcome."

The girl's long legs moved directly in Lu Han's direction.

"Hey, I borrowed it."

Xie politely walked past the two of them. But just as I was about to continue walking...

Suddenly, his steps paused.

After thinking about it, he took off his shoulder bag and put it on his original seat.

This will give me an excuse to come back here soon...

Um.

Perfect.

…

"Have you ever practiced martial arts? I read in the information that you studied Wing Chun since you were a child?"

"Uh... yes, teacher, I started learning Wing Chun when I was ten years old and have been studying it for more than ten years."

"Okay, that's all. Go back and wait for the notification."

As the handsome guy who auditioned for Geng Liangchen left, Yang Mi who had just asked the question casually threw the information into the "trash" basket.

He sneered:

"Now you are so crazy about falsifying your audition resume? The steps are all false, the boxing path is wrong, and the Japanese boxing is the same as the Wangbaquan... If you have been practicing Wing Chun for more than ten years to this level, it is better to go back to Go raise pigs."

Regarding Yang Mi's words, everyone in this audition team, including Mr. Yu, had no objection at all.

Not only is she sitting here at this moment, but it also represents Director Xu who is working hard at home and preparing the movie without being distracted.

All the more because what she said was true.

This young man's resume states that he is proficient in Wing Chun and other martial arts.

After the results are printed...

An expert will know if there is one as soon as he takes action.

These people are real experts.

No need to take action.

You'll know just by looking at it.

Fake resume.

He simply won't.

In other words... I can at most know a few moves and routines, and at most I can just improvise and practice them for a few days. That soft thing can't possibly be produced by someone who has practiced for more than ten years.

What's more, the performance is just average.

Not even qualified to enter the re-examination.

With Yang Mi here, no one dares to close the door in a big way.

This is why she came over even though it had nothing to do with the movie.

Auditions are actually not very demanding.

But her coming here shows that at least the characters selected must have certain abilities.

Just come in if you want to stuff some money?

Don't want your job anymore?

Therefore, the movie audition has nothing to do with her, but she can still decide the life and death of many people.

Whether it’s the auditioning actors or the casting team.

"Next."

Following the audition director's words, the staff opened the door.

After Xie walked in, he was suddenly startled when he saw the audition director.

Then his eyes lit up.

Yu Laozu?

Instantly, he felt at ease.

And Yang Mi also noticed the other party's eyes very keenly.

Subconsciously, he turned his head and looked to his left and right.

My heart said... This guy's eyes are shining... Who is he looking at?

I picked up the 19th piece of information with some confusion.

As soon as she saw this person's name... suddenly, she knew who this person was.

Thanks.

Li Lianjie's "son"...

As for the other party’s resume…

Oops.

It's luxurious enough indeed.

He is worthy of being the child star who was as famous as Shi Xiaolong back then.

When others were famous, I was really a "child".

She made her debut early enough, but compared to her eldest brother who is two years older than her, she is simply not good enough.

pity……

I'm so disabled.

She felt a little emotional.

At the same time, he was a little proud.

Hey, they all started out as child stars.

Sure enough, this baby is cuter.

Hi!

Comfortable!

Sure enough, winning first does not count as winning. Just win to the end!

And next...

In fact, there is not much to say.

As for the entire casting team, when Director Xu is looking for roles, they remember very clearly what qualities each role requires.

Regarding the role of "Geng Liangchen", Director Xu had one request:

"You have to have a generous temperament."

This is also the main reason why he said Song Yang couldn't do it.

Song Yang has thick eyebrows and big eyes, so he certainly doesn't look ugly. But he lacked a certain charm.

And this kind of charm, according to everyone's understanding, is actually the aura of being generous.

That kind of... the aura of being born and raised in the land of Yan and Zhao.

Song Yang didn't have it.

But Xie has it.

As for skills...

Again.

An expert will know if there is one as soon as he takes action.

He throws out a set of Xingyi Quan according to his preference, no matter the waist or size, he just swings it... There is a difference between those who have not practiced and those who have practiced.

"Okay, that's it. Very good."

Following the casting director's words, Xie stood up straight and politely thanked:

"Thank you teachers."

Then he walked out of the audition hall.

After going out, a look of excitement appeared on his face.

That "very good"...he really heard it!

As soon as he left, Yang Mi put his resume into the basket representing promotion.

Also said:

"I think the smell on him is pretty good."

This is the first person to be promoted in the audition for the role of [Geng Liangchen].

And her words were recognized by everyone.

Indeed, very good.

…

As far as the normal process is concerned, there is only one audition for an actor.

After the audition is over, just take your things and leave.

If you pass, the directing team will call you one by one after the first round of auditions to inform you that you have passed the audition and when the second round will be, and will give you a rough storyline for reference.

Of course, there are also those who don’t.

It depends on the habits of each crew.

And if you don’t call, it means you didn’t pass.

Just turn around and continue looking for other jobs.

But Xie was careful just now and put his schoolbag in the waiting hall.

You have to go back and "get" it before you can leave.

As for how to get it, let’s not talk about it yet.

He was literally the first actor back in the waiting room.

As soon as he appeared, many people's eyes fell on him.

Apparently, a lot of people were interested in his audition.

If you can get some "popular science" in advance and make some preparations, you may have a greater chance.

But generally no one would say this kind of thing.

Doesn't saying that mean giving yourself one more competitor?

So, they just watched, and Xie also looked like he had no intention of communicating with anyone, and went straight back to his seat.

"Hello, teacher, please let me..."

He was polite and others made room for him.

Then someone immediately asked:

"How was the audition?"

"It's not bad. There are quite a lot of people inside, the casting team alone has more than a dozen people..."

Xie kept talking and walking.

But his words were actually quite abrupt in the waiting room.

But seeing that he is willing to talk, others will definitely want to listen more and then pick out their own useful information to digest.

"There are no real props in this game, just a few clips to choose from. Each role is prepared..."

In fact, what he said was useless "nonsense", but he kept talking and sat back to his original position.

After sitting down, he opened his backpack, took out the "Master" novel, and began to look for details in it, as if he wanted to compare it with his own audition clips.

And since he didn't say anything anymore, it was naturally impossible for others to continue asking questions.

At this time, the seat advantage is revealed.

Guan Xiaotong stretched her head and looked at the passerby A who was checking the answers in the novel line by line... She wanted to say something but stopped.

But...

She suddenly turned her head and glanced at the yellow-haired man next to her.

No.

I have to ask for Brother Lu.

But... will he tell me?

What if he refuses me?

She was a little entangled.

Why don't you ask quickly!

While brushing the novel, Xie muttered in his heart.

He can only stay for a few minutes at most, otherwise if he doesn't leave, it will be too obvious that he is trying to make friends.

It's not appropriate.

Aren't you a straightforward person... Why are you shy at this time?

Ask quickly!

Ask me!

So I can tell you and Huang Mao!

He doesn't know whether Huang Mao can advance... Anyway, he has indeed advanced in this round.

And he didn't lie just now. There are indeed a few notes for different roles for the actors to choose.

Whether Huang Mao advances or not, at least in this round, is not within his consideration. Moreover... He heard that Director Xu's casting standards are quite high. There are so many familiar faces today, and no one has said that he would give anyone a backdoor... I think it is more based on strength.

As long as they are not related, if he loses based on strength, Xie will admit it.

I am not as good as others, so I will admit defeat.

It is not shameful.

If I can use these things to exchange for a favor and a familiar face, just for this person's words "I will let the uncle move", Xie thinks it is worth it!

But the problem is...

Sister!

You ask!!!

It is one thing for me to say it or not.

You have to ask it!

So...

The atmosphere was so tense for more than a minute.

When Xie Du turned the book to the fourth chapter, he finally heard what he wanted.

"Um... Brother, can I ask, what role are you auditioning for?"

Listening to the timid words of the young man, as an actor, he controlled his micro-expressions very well.

He turned his head and glanced at the other party, surprised at first.

Then thought.

After thinking for a while, he whispered:

"Geng Liangchen."

"Uh..."

The girl was embarrassed for a moment.

This...

is a bit in conflict with Brother Lu's audition.

If I continue to ask...would it be a bit rude?

She froze.

Xie froze too.

No...

Why don't you ask?

You young man, where is your young man's energy?

He was speechless for a while.

But he thought about it and suddenly took the initiative to say:

"Are you two here for an audition too?"

"Uh...yes. I'm the tea girl, he...he...uh..."

Looking at the embarrassed look of the young man, Xie suddenly nodded:

"I understand."

As he said that, he pushed his printed novel to her and tapped a paragraph.

"My paragraph is here."

After saying that, he saw the young man's eyes widened.

So...

"Da Da."

After knocking twice more, he stood up:

"Then you guys keep going, I'm leaving."

"Uh..."

Guan Xiaotong was stunned for a moment, and suddenly a grateful smile appeared on his face:

"Thank you, brother!"

"Ha~"

Xie chuckled:

"It's okay, keep going!"

After saying that, he left as the two of them made way.

And the young man just stared at the other's back as he left...

"This brother... is a good person!"