I’m A Paranoid Villain Harvester

His narrow eyes narrowed slightly, and a murderous intent pouring out without concealment.

That's it, staring at her coldly.

Suddenly Yu Xu felt that the wind in the corridor had become stronger, and hula hula poured into her clothes, causing her to stand upside down.

Unparalleled silence.

You Xu knew that she was dead, after all, the cannon fodder could not survive three episodes, and she had completed the cannon fodder mission.

But she was going to struggle to death.

Youx's eyes dropped, and he noticed that he was carrying a plastic bag in his left hand, which contained a paper rectangular box with a cartoon of egg **** on it.

He brought a box of egg tarts to make snacks. You Xu took the opportunity to open the box, put his hands on it, bowed his head, like a little eunuch, and said in a pleasing tone: "I'm sorry to disturb you. You, I just want to ask if you have dessert?"

The person on the other side did not speak, and Yuxu had no choice but to bite the bullet and continue to ridicule, "I am Yuxu, the resident who just moved to the next door. There will be no interruptions and presumptuous places in the future. There is no other meaning. I just think the egg tarts are delicious and I bought them specially. Yes, if you don’t dislike it, try it?"

To be honest, with this ardent tone and professional smile, she herself feels like a door-to-door salesperson. Hello, try the bedding?

But it was absolutely correct to prove that he was not hostile and would not rebel. Now running for his life is like being a guilty conscience. Even if his heart is too guilty, his expression must be calm.

But the opposite party still didn't give a response. Her hand was a little sore, and she raised her eyes to see what was going on, but she was stunned when she saw it.

The box of things she was holding in her hand was not the golden sun-shaped egg **** she imagined.

The box was half empty, and there were only two egg tarts inside. Not to mention, the edges of the egg tarts were gnawed around, and there were scummings everywhere, looking miserable and ugly.

She just joined the previous clip. The original body likes to eat egg tarts and the edge skin is the most. The original body ate four of them before, and the food is supported, so if the remaining two are not finished, I will eat the dough first. Up.

Yush: "..." To be reasonable, this can kill the people behind.

What to say, she didn't even dare to look at the boss's expression.

Ring the doorbell, and after the people are rioted, give a box of dog-biting egg tarts. It looks like a joke in every way. Can a person who can be the villain of the world lose his temper? Being tricked into this way, if you don't step on her into the flesh, will it affect the big guys to mess around in the world if you say it later?

After a reconciliation, Yu Xu calmed down, calmly accepting the bleak fact that he was about to die.

She closed the box, retracted her hand, and gave a professional smirk: "I'm joking with you, I'm going to buy you a new one—"

Before she finished her words, Duan Min turned and entered the room and closed the door.

There was a "bang".

Yush accepted an impossible fact in the cold wind-she actually survived.

Not daring to stay longer, Yuxu retreated to his door at the speed of his house, took the key to open the door and close the door, a set of actions were completed in one go, for fear that Duan Min would turn his head back and carry the big knife out.

Diameter walked into the living room, she threw the things in her hands into the trash can, and collapsed on the sofa.

Hey, it almost turned into a **** case of dog-biting egg tarts.

Duan Min is good-looking is good-looking, but the risk factor is too high. She has no idea how many days she can survive. How can this task be done.

You Xu pondered the plot and asked the system: "Duan Min’s impulse to destroy the world comes from You Qi. As long as I take You Qi away, he will not be able to touch You Qi, will not be warmed by her, and will not fall in love with her. If something crazy happens, isn't this the end?"

The system was taken aback by her unusual thinking, and then ruthlessly pierced her dream: "This won't work."

"why not."

"Remember what I said," the system said. "The villain turned into by the protagonist is a powerful'god' in another world. If it is not removed, it will always be a hidden danger that threatens the world."

Yush added: "Your system is not very powerful, so just kill him directly."

System: "This is his world. We are foreign objects. Forcible interference will be rejected and will not work. That's why we sent you fast-passers to enter and give you your true identity into these worlds, which cannot be detected by the villain. When you get close to them, get trust and get rid of them."

You Xu, a weak chicken, can't be said. Even if she can break an apple with her bare hands and a durian with one hand, she can't kill a person.

The system saw that she was paralyzed there, and finally she couldn't bear to say: "Don't be so discouraged, fast pass trainees will get a newcomer reward."

Yush raised his eyebrows and asked, "What reward?"

The system said: "Commonly known as golden finger, what privilege do you want?"

Thinking of the stories of the golden fingers in the novels before, which made people turn the clouds and rain with one hand, earn a pot full of money and become a winner, and finally reached the peak of life, Yu Xu was a little interested, "Anything?"

The system confidently said: "Of course, our system is very advanced."

You Xu nodded and pointed at the opposite wall solemnly, "I wish that the villain over there will be wiped out."

"..." The system became the first stickman in history with white eyes, "Only the one that works for you can be promised."

Yuxu let out a cry and reluctantly said: "Then I want three more cheats."

"Cheating for favoritism," the system said glamorously, "no."

You Xu: "Then I want the nine lives of the nine-tailed fox." The fate is so good, maybe it will be the final game.

System: "Don't think about it."

You Xu snorted, and said reluctantly, "Then I want three thousand handsome men!"

System: "..." Isn't this a **** neurotic?

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Youxu’s new residence is three bedrooms, two living rooms, one kitchen and one bathroom. It has a space of 100 meters square and has basic furniture, but it hasn’t started cleaning and tidying up. Dust can be seen everywhere, big and small, just moved and bought. s things.

It seemed that it would take a long time to sort out, but Yu Xu basically remembered to check the account balance first, and when he saw that there was enough money, he was in a good mood and fell asleep after a simple wash.

In the morning of the next day, sunlight poured into the room through the glass windows, making a halo on the wooden floor.

Yush woke up in a daze, his stomach pouch like a shriveled balloon, fainting from hunger.

She sat up slowly, lifted the quilt, and looked down to see that the girl's white and delicate legs looked particularly attractive on the light blue sheets.

"Ding Ding Ding," she suddenly rang three times in her mind, and the system said: "The task has been assigned, please accept it."

Yush breathed out and said lazily, "Read it."

"Turn the villain's trust value to 60, reward 1000 points, and the current trust value is 0."

You Xu agreed, got out of bed slowly, walked around the half-open pink suitcase, pushed over the clothes, and walked across the floor to the kitchen.

She opened the refrigerator, only the milk and bread that had just been bought in it, tore a bag of bread, and picked up a carton of milk. She squatted on the ground and stopped moving, staring at the refrigerator in deep thought.

You Xu suddenly said: "Goldfinger I want to—"

The system immediately said: "Ten thousand refrigerators?" It knows the brain circuits of the host, and it must not be guessed by common sense.

"..." Can you speak well, Yush said in a casual tone, "Then cook."

The system is a bit speechless. Is it so casual? It sees that the host of other people's home wants the value of force, wealth, and beauty. It needs a cooking skill, and it is extremely grounded.

Sure enough, someone else's home is someone else's home.

But looking at the host's serious expression, the system felt that she must have chosen cooking for some strategic considerations. There is a saying that if you want to grab a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach.

She must use this to win Duan Min's trust, it must be so.

There is absolutely no other possibility. The system thought firmly, but couldn't help asking: "Why is it cooking?"

You Xu took two bites of bread, his cheeks bulged, "Easy to eat." The tone was natural.

In her previous life, she ate in the cafeteria when she was studying, and the staff meal after work. She always wanted to eat the whole meal by herself. However, she didn't have the cooking skills. Now that she has the opportunity to experience life, she has to try.

After taking two hastily, Yuxu stood up to wash, walked into the bathroom, and took a look in the mirror. She felt that it was too worthwhile.

This face is really good-looking, with a small palm-sized face, red lips and nose, and apricot eyes that are big and bright, as clear as a glass ball, containing finely shattered light.

It looks gentle, quiet and temperamental.

She looked at it for a while, then smiled to herself in the mirror.

After washing, Yuxu began to clean up the house, from the bedroom to the living room, first wipe the dust off, then put the things in place, and finally mopped the floor.

After tossing until the afternoon, she wrote down what she needed to buy, and then went shopping with a bag of milk in her mouth.

The world is more modern, the buildings are taller, but more regular, the greening is better and more refined. Every corner of the wall does not have the kind of graffiti and **** advertisements, and there is a floating piece every 100 meters. An electronic display board with advertisements scrolling on it.

Yush came to the nearest large supermarket, walked around inside, bought wallpaper, table paper and curtains, fruits and vegetables and snacks, plus many daily necessities, full of four big bags.

It's cool when you buy it, and tired when you take it.

There was a small shared robot at the entrance of the supermarket to help people carry things, but the last one was driven away. You Xu waited for a long time without waiting for one, so he had to carry it back by himself.

When You Xu came back panting, he found that Duan Min’s building did not have an elevator, and the beautifully decorated building did not even have an elevator intact. Is that reasonable?

Maybe because the boss doesn't leave the house, the elevator is not necessary for him.

Yush looked down at the things in his hands, sighed for a while that life was really heavy, and then resigned to his fate and started climbing the stairs.

When the tortoise moved quickly to the fourth floor, Yush heard footsteps coming from the stairwell, a heavy sound, and walked from bottom to top.

This building can live in dozens of households, but it has been as cold as an empty building, because the people who live in it have become puppets or experimental objects.

Someone emerged at this moment, and Yu Xu couldn't help but fix his gaze on the corner downstairs. After a while, he walked up to a burly, fierce-looking big brother.

He was expressionless, his gaze was blank, and he stepped up step by step in a daze.

Yushu tentatively shouted: "Hello, big brother, is it convenient to help me with something?"

As if he hadn't heard of it, the man disappeared into the corner upstairs without stopping.

The author has something to say: You Xu: Goldfinger-10,000 elevators.

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