I’m a police officer, why do I have all these abnormal skills?

"Tired from work?"

The charm on Hua Qingwu's jade face disappeared.

From a coquettish girl, she became a royal sister.

Her hands gently stroked his short hair, her brows gentle.

"Um."

Xiao Yu sniffed the scent of shampoo on that hair and hummed happily.

"Don't be a policeman anymore. My sister will support you."

The corners of Hua Qingwu's mouth were slightly raised, her eyes were charming, and she deliberately teased him, "Okay?"

Xiao Yu:......

It feels like the female enchantress at this time is like a tea master who says, "I just feel sorry for my brother."

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw the Hongqi L5 slowly driving away.

Brother is very sensible!

"not talking anymore?"

Hua Qingwu's face bloomed with a bright smile.

"Why did you run out so early in the morning?"

Xiao Yu changed the topic and looked up at her.

"Qiu Chan is having her menstrual period."

Hua Qingwu rolled her eyes coquettishly and complained: "There is no auntie towel at home, so ask me to buy it."

Guards couldn't be asked to buy such private things for girls, so she had to buy them.

Auntie didn't wait for anyone... Xiao Yu almost laughed, "Then you go ahead, I'll go home and wash up."

"You go with me."

Hua Qingwu hugged his neck and twisted her body.

The royal sister disappeared and started acting coquettishly and cutely again.

"You should come down."

Xiao Yu was helpless, "How else could I accompany you?"

"Then you carry me to the supermarket."

Hua Qingwu smiled with squinted eyes, a slight dimple on her cheeks.

It adds a girlish charm, which is very attractive.

"Sooner or later you will be too lazy."

Xiao Yu had no choice but to put her down first and squat down with his back to Hua Qingwu.

Originally I just wanted to carry her.

Unexpectedly, a pair of long legs rode on his shoulders.

Happy and charming laughter sounded above his head.

"Drive, drive, drive... ride a big horse."

Hua Qingwu swayed her long legs and smiled like a flower.

Xiao Yu:......

Can you bear it when a woman is riding on your head?

At this time, it is time to throw her down, give her an electric cannon, and then give her a little flying kick.

Let her experience cruelty!

With this thought in his mind, Xiao Yu stood up and walked towards the supermarket outside the alley.

Just like this time.

The first ray of morning sun is like a faint smile.

It was sprinkled gently on the earth and on the bodies of the siblings.

Like a beautiful picture...

…

Siheyuan, bedroom in the back house.

Ye Qiuchan, who was lying on the bed, looked slightly pale and had a slight pain on her cheek.

At this time, she showed a kind of weakness that I felt pity for, without the cold arrogance of the goddess.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open.

Ye Qiuchan thought she was a good sister and whispered: "If you don't come back, I will bleed into a river."

"Is it so serious?" A deep laugh came.

"Ah?" Ye Qiuchan was startled and turned around to look.

I saw Xiao Yuzheng coming with a pack of sanitary napkins.

The atmosphere also became a bit confusing and awkward.

"for you."

Xiao Yu came to the bed and handed over the sanitary napkin.

"Where's Qingwu?"

Ye Qiuchan's pretty face was blushing, and her cheeks seemed to be stained with a layer of rouge.

Those beautiful eyes were shining like autumn waves, and they could not suppress their shame.

"Going to catch up on some sleep."

Xiao Yu shrugged, "Let me bring you something."

"Are you trying to embarrass me on purpose?"

How could Ye Qiuchan not know what her sisters were thinking?

"I'm not sure about this." Xiao Yu chuckled.

Ye Qiuchan stood up, took the sanitary napkin and walked to the bathroom.

Xiao Yu stood there.

It doesn’t matter if you leave, it doesn’t matter if you don’t leave.

I was really sleepy and sat on the bed.

After a while, he fell down and fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept for.

When I woke up, I saw the two women sitting by the bed, talking and laughing.

"Hey, lazy pig, are you up?"

Hua Qingwu smiled brightly, "I originally wanted to sleep with you, but you stink so much. You are such a stinky man. Go take a shower."

Xiao Yu:......

He stood up silently and glanced at Ye Qiuchan.

The goddess returned to her cold demeanor and looked at him calmly.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yu glanced at the sanitary napkin beside the bed with a half-smile.

Suddenly, a blush appeared on Ye Qiuchan's cheeks, and she gave him a very charming look.

Xiao Yu smiled, walked out of the room, and returned to the bathroom in his bedroom.

Just getting ready to take off my clothes.

But he noticed a sneaky figure outside the door.

Xiao Yu walked over and opened the door.

"ah?"

Hua Qingwu fell into the bathroom and was supported by him.

"What do you want to do?" Xiao Yuxiao asked.

"Ah this..."

Hua Qingwu's peach-blossom eyes turned around and whispered: "I'll protect you."

Xiao Yu: (⊙_⊙)

What do you mean?

"I heard that a boy took a shower a few days ago and fell to death in the bathroom, and no one noticed."

Hua Qingwu was serious, baring her two little tiger teeth, "I'm worried that you will be in danger when you take a shower, so don't be ignorant. Quickly, take off your clothes, my sister will watch you take a shower."

Xiao Yu:......

I finally discovered that she was not only acting coquettishly and cutely.

She is still an old Siji, a yuppie!

"hurry up."

Hua Qingwu pushed him, swallowed her saliva, and smiled like a vixen, "Sister is very busy. After protecting you, I have to go... ah!"

Before she could finish speaking, Xiao Yu picked her up and entered the shower room.

Wow, water sprayed from the unkempt hair, pouring on the two of them.

Hua Qingwu's face was red and her eyes were blurred.

Xiao Yu looked at the seductive vixen in front of him.

Lowered his head and kissed those red lips...

…

about an hour.

Xiao Yu hugged the limp Hua Qingwu and walked out of the bathroom.

After changing clothes, I came to the restaurant.

Ye Qiuchan was sitting at the dining table with sumptuous food, waiting for them.

But when she saw Hua Qingwu's rosy face, she became even more charming.

Something strange flashed in her beautiful eyes.

"Have a meal."

Xiao Yu's face turned red, he sat down and started eating silently.

He looked like a guilty thief who had been caught raping.

Ye Qiuchan guessed something.

I saw my good sisters walking normally, but I felt like they didn't do anything.

While eating.

"Wow, I'm red, I'm red!"

Hua Qingwu, who was holding her mobile phone, was beaming and screaming with excitement.

Xiao Yu was frightened.

He looked at the female enchantress, then turned to look at the iceberg beauty.

A black question mark on his face!

"The song you gave her."

Ye Qiuchan had a cold expression and a gentle voice, "The sweetest love song, and my sister's song."

So that's it... Xiao Yu was stunned and confused, "Is it popular?"

"Fire!"

Hua Qingwu put down her phone, hugged Xiao Yu happily, and cheered.

Why is it so popular... Xiao Yu was even more confused.

Wait until you finish listening to the two women’s narration and explanation.

Only then did he know that while he was investigating the case these days, the two girls were bored and recording songs.

Then upload the recorded songs to the short video platform.

Within a few days, the number of clicks and views exploded.

The song of dancing flowers, the fire.

Both songs are hits!

Xiao Yu was a little hard to understand.

The two lyrics he gave to the female seductress can only be described as ordinary saliva songs.

No matter how popular it is, where can it go?

Xiao Yu took Hua Qingwu's mobile phone and took a look at the clicks and likes of the two songs. He was dumbfounded.

One song has more than 500,000 likes, and the number of likes for another song has reached a terrifying more than 1 million.

It only took three or four days to upload the two songs.

Come on, are you kidding me?

This unscientific!